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Joined 01-19-12, id: 3644376, Profile Updated: 08-06-14
Author has written 13 stories for Homestuck.

Just a dweeb who writes fanfiction sometimes.

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encounters by xConfuzzle reviews
After an unlikely meeting, the spider and the clown start their acquaintance, which begins to grow as each of them, unexpectedly, learn to rely on each other. Rated M for language and lemon. It's my first fanfiction c:
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,775 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Gamzee M., Vriska S.
Talk to Daddy by Pecandy reviews
Dave has a daddy kink and Bro loves indulging him (tw incest, daddy stuff, spanking)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
Waxing Black by squiddlesandsopor reviews
His claw slips under the stitch at the corner of your mouth and he uses it to tug you forward into a kiss. He's being gentle today, nibbling at your lips rather than biting. You drape one long-fingered hand around the nape of his neck, weaving your fingers into his tangled hair. This is a Makaracest smut fic I did for getting 69 followers on Tumblr. Enjoy.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Gamzee M., Kurloz M. - Complete
The Circus Bard by SweetToothed-Austrian-WannaBe reviews
A Gam/Kat Oneshot. Where Karkat is dragged to the circus by so called friend Sollux, sneaking out he finds himself alone with one of the circus Acts. The Bard.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Two People With Self Esteem Issues Fall in Love by loveofsound reviews
...but neither knows what to do about it, so they're both awkward, and the stoner seems to be the only one who knows how to conduct his love life.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Sucked In by Beepbeepme-NOFUCKYOU reviews
Sollux left everything behind to escape what had happened back then. Now, it's found him again. AU, image by hime-yamaneko AN: dont think dirty of the title, I'll figure out a better one eventually
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sollux C.
Nepeta kills by Lucia Wolffang reviews
Nepeta goes on a murder spree due to a broken heart and her instincts gone wild. can karkat calm her down or are the trolls all doomed?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Nepeta L., Karkat V. - Complete
Between the Minds by caliginousStrider reviews
And then he was kissing her. There was nothing romantic in the gesture, there was only desperation. He kissed her over and over and over.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,544 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
With and without sopor slime by zexionangel reviews
When Tavros tries Gamzees pie he gets a surprise yea i know not good huh stories better :o
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
The First by Adina Mizu reviews
The first time Karkat and John get together. Starts with an awkward conversation about buckets...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Karkat Break Sollux's Fever by Anaki Starsong reviews
Sollux is pretty sick, but Karkat has been reading up on how to break a fever.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
I'm a Real Boy by Anaki Starsong reviews
Several weeks into their three year voyage, John notices that Davesprite has been missing for a few days. He goes to LOHAC and finds his orange feathery friend in need of comfort and a little bit more.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Davesprite, John E. - Complete
A Certain Arrangement by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
Dave is a pizza delivery guy. When John doesn't have enough money to pay for his pizza, they decide to come to an agreement on how John will pay for this... DavxJohn. Plot-less SMUT.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Marinade by reraimu reviews
John adopts a cat. Jealousy ensues. Karkat/John. one-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Glow In The Dark Sunglasses by I.Write.Love reviews
In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Truth or dare by Thinker27 reviews
Drary smut. hard yaoi sex and real good lovin. If you don't like don't watch. All flames will be used to fuel firey passions and sex lifes of Harry and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,145 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coffin Man by Anneko reviews
Soma has a fight with Agni and runs off into the streets of London, only to get caught in a storm. So he hides in the first place he can find, only to regret it later...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Undertaker, Prince Soma - Complete
Hot Cheetos by KillingPerfection-Sama reviews
COMPLETE! Draco Malfoy. Harry Potter. And a bag of Hot Cheetos. ...things get really HOT, really FAST! WARNING: this is slash! yaoi! boy/boy love!... enjoy! ; REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Three Weeks reviews
A John and Vriska fic in which Vriska is John's only hope...Literally.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - John E., Vriska S.
Somthing Wicked This Way ComesCandy Monster reviews
John's dad leaves for some kind of business trip leaving John and his dear cousin alone.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - John E., Jake E.
DirkBaby Dave reviews
Dirk is trying to make ends meet while taking care of his little brother.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bro, Dave S.
I hate you reviews
Dave finds a new fuck buddy. John gets curious.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Gamzee M., John E.
A Homestuck Christmas Story reviews
Several Chapters Covering my favorite homestuck pairings. Rated M for adult content in some of the other chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Dave S., John E.
I'm Jade reviews
Dave deals with the death of his best friend. Jade tries to help. Rated M for later.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Dave S., Jade H.
One shot of Vodka Two shots of Love reviews
A love story between a very rare pairing. Rated M for later sexual themes.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Roxy L., Gamzee M.
Fins: A MerMaid Tale reviews
Gamzee is obsessed with a theory, he wants to quit, but could he be on to something? rated M for later events
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Gamzee M., Vriska S.
GreenSleeves reviews
Karkat takes Nepeta's friendship for granted, will he regret it in the future?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Karkat V., Nepeta L.
Noisy Neighbor reviews
Gamzee is probably the noisiest neigbor on the planet, how will Dave Strider handle it?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Dave S., Gamzee M.
Scorpio & Capricorn reviews
What happens when Vriska Serket and Gamzee Makara become partners for a school assignment.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,943 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Gamzee M., Vriska S.
I forgive you reviews
They've been through so much together how could the Taurus not forgive the Scorpio
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S.
Bloodstuck? reviews
So I got really bored in class and just began writing this fanfiction. I hope you like it, if you don't then that's fine to -
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/8/2012 - John E., Dave S.
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