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Joined 01-19-12, id: 3644552, Profile Updated: 07-27-15
Author has written 5 stories for Kung Fu Panda, Bible, Rise of the Guardians, Lord of the Rings, and Hobbit.

Hello!! If you're looking for someone, then I'm that someone!! (No, not for marriage!) I'm actually talking about a fanfiction writer. You see, this immature and lets her emotions get the better of her, and she did stupid things, so I kicked her off! Now here I am, a better writer and person!! Unlike her, I plan not to be stupid, and do things that I will not regret later on, so unless your material is disturbing, insensitive, or downright offensive, I will do nothing but spread sunshine and lollipops.

My name:

Josephine, usually goes by Josie. Not so complicated right? Wrong!! Many have spelt it in ways I could never have dreamed of. My French teacher even spelt is as "José"...Thank you Mr. Grill...

My Age:

I'm somewhere 0 and 3.5 million.

What I look like:

I look like a female version of Spain from Hetalia.


Somewhere between functional and dysfunctional; A mother, father a younger brother, two dogs, a cat and a partridge in a pear tree.

Fandoms I'm apart of:

Naruto, Drangonball (Z), Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Butler, Hetalia, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Scorpion, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Daria, The Hobbit, Star Trek: Voyager, Starwars, Vikings, Ouran High School Host club.



Fandoms I dislike: (I do not dislike the people who like them, just the fandoms themselves)

Twilight (duh), The Hunger Games (killing and romance combined is not my thing), The Walking Dead (I DO NOT like all), School Days (This anime is just one of Japan's worst creations)

Characters I like:

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

Hinata Hyuga (Naruto)

Shikamaru Nara (Naruto)

Kushina Uzumaki (Naruto)

Neji Hyuga (Naruto)

Harry Potter (Harry Potter)

Doby (Harry Potter)

Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

Matthew Williams -- Canada (Hetalia)

Antonio Fermandez Carriedo -- Spain

Lukas Bondevik* -- Norway

Ludwig* -- Germany

Wang Yao*-- China

Ivan Braginsky -- Russia

Im Yong Soo* -- South Korea

Marriett Williams -- 2p!Nyo!Canada (yes that actually exists) (Healia)

Sebastian (Black Butler)

Grell (Black Butler)

Ranma (Ranma 1/2)

Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

Rin (Inuyasha)

Gimli (The Lord of the Rings)

Pippin (The Lord of the Rings)

Gollum (The Lord of the Rings)

Aragorn (The Lord of the Rings)

Eowyn (The Lord of the Rings)

Sam (The Lord of the Rings)

Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock)

John Watson (Sherlock)

The Doctor (Doctor Who)

Dalek (Doctor Who)

Tauriel (The Hobbit)

Bombur (The Hobbit)

Seven of Nine (Star Trek: Voyager)

The Borg* (Star Trek: Voyager)

Catherine Janeway (Star : Voyager)

The Doctor (yes, there is one in Star Trek: Voyager too) (Star Trek: Voyager)

Darth Vader (Star Wars)

R2-D2 (Star Wars)

C3PO (Starwars)

Daria (Daria)

Lucy (Chronicles of Narnia)

Aslan (Chronicles of Narinia)

Walter O'Brien (Scorpion)

Happy Quint (Scorpion)

Toby Curtis (Scorpion)

Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host club)

Goku (Dragonball)

Krillin (Dragonball)

Vegeta (Dragonball Z)

Gohan (DragonballZ)

Lagertha (Vikings)

Athelstan (Vikings)

Ragnar Lothbrook (Vikings)

Princess Gisla (Vikings)

Yeah that about covers it.

Characters you hate (Warning: May be longer than the original)

Sakura Haruno (Naruto)

Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)

Danzo (Naruto)

Orochimar (Naruto)

Princess Kaguya (Naruto)

Karin (Naruto)

Jabba la Hut (Starwars)

Emperor Palpetine (Starwars)

Anakin Skywalkser* (Starwars)

Princess Laya (Starwars)

Akane (Ranma 1/2)

Naraku (Inuyasha)

Umbridge (Harry Potter)

Voldemort (Harry Potter)

Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter)

Peter Petigrew (Harry Potter)

Rita Skeeter (Harry Potter)

Saruman (The Lord of the Rings)

Grima Wormtongue (The Lord of the Rings)

Gluttony (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Mr. Tucker (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Bulma (Dragonball)

Mr. Satan (Dragonball Z)

Aslaug (Vikings)

King Ecbert (Vikings)

King of Frankia (Vikings)

Count Odo (Vikings)

The Emerald Witch (Chronicles of Narnia) Hey, I read four of the books.

The White Witch (Chronicles of Narnia)

Vidiians (Star Trek: Voyager)

Every single freakin' Kazon!!!!! (Star Trek: Voyager)

Borderline Characters (Characters that either redeemed themselves or I didn't really like or hate):

Alfred F. Jones -- U.S.A or America (Hetalia) He's loud, annoying but has some of the best lines ever.

Arthur Kirkland -- United Kingdom/Great Britain/England (Hetalia)

Francis Bonnefoy -- France (Hetalia)

Felicicano Vargas -- (N) Italy (Hetalia

Lovino Vargas -- (S) Italy

Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)

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The Forgotten Brother by Patient Harmony reviews
Canada is sick at a world meeting, and the only one that notices is Norway, who can't help but think that the Canadian looks familiar. So he takes care of the sick Canadian and discovers something he thought impossible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/27 - Canada, Norway - Complete
Staying on Top by Mauia88 reviews
They work in industries that attract, so maybe it's no wonder they attracted each other. [SasuHina] [model!AU] [mostly T-rated but rated M to be safe]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,779 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
To Fight and Protect by Ryu Katsumi reviews
Shun tries to fight the enemies by himself to protect his friends since he's alone, with Dan notices how Shun always care about Fabia, Dan tries to keep his best friend happy and make Fabia return back Shun's feelings.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,404 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Shun K., Fabia S.
Back To School by FlamingIce94 reviews
Now temporarily living in New York,the Bladebreakers have been sent to attend high school. But what is Kai hiding that makes him so suspicious of his new school. Takes place after the BEGA tournament.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 114,187 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Kai H. - Complete
When Madoka's Gone by PrincessZaraStar reviews
When Madoka leaves to do some shopping, the team gets to hang out for the evening. However, things start to get interesting soon afterwards. Read on as they watch their own show, try to cure a sick Tsubasa, and attempt to make dinner!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Complete
Hidden Tears by Eve-Cain reviews
When Matthew Williams hears what people really think of him, he runs away in the middle of the night, who will comfort him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Canada
Legolas the Bane of My Existence by rosethorn59 reviews
Aragorn is still in a grumpy mood, with a badly injured Legolas in tow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Sick by StunningGhost reviews
What happens when all of our favorite Russians get sick and one teammate is left to take care of them? Just a little fun story.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Spencer - Complete
Protection by Alexz Recoro reviews
When assassins target Hinata, in order to gain the Byakugan, and there seems to be a spy inside the Hyuuga family, where could she be safer than with the strongest ninja in Konoha, even if he IS the village outcast? HinataNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,075 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Do Not Judge Hyuga Hinata By Her Stutter by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
She may look Innocent, she might be quiet and shy. Still you’ll be shocked to know that she is that and much more. Ladies and Gentlemen introducing the one and only Hyuga Hinata! [NaruHina] Also [SasuSaku, NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,625 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Whispering Hope by Hermione Eveningfall reviews
Eight years after Pirates of the Caribbean, Will and Elizabeth are happily married with a young daughter. However, their peaceful life soon changes when Will falls desparately sick.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,962 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
Falling For You by Hinata6 reviews
Although he has seen her around Konoha Village he never pays attention to her. That is until now. SasuHina NaruHina. I hope you enjoy reading it, please leave your reviews so I can know how I did. Thank You
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,826 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wounds by Silivren Tinu reviews
Sometimes words can cause deeper wounds than a sword. When an argument threatens to destroy not only a friendship, but also a life, will two friends be able to survive and find forgiveness, or will it be too late? Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Halbarad...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,838 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
To Make A Choice by Isildwen reviews
This story is about Aragorn and Legolas, their friendship and love, how they grow up and find their own places and roles. Very fluffy AL. Completed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,043 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
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Tauriel reviews
Tauriel has lived with her grandmother at the outside of the Mirkwood realm. So far in her twenty-six years of existance, her life has lead an uneventful course. Then she met the Prince; a young elf who is only two years her senior, when he finally succeeds to sneak out beyond the palace walls. This new freinship sends her life spiralling unseen events.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 12/20/2014
Rise of a fever reviews
Bunnymund takes Jack on his Easter errands to show the Winter spirit how Easter works but Winter spirits aren'y suppose to be in the sun too long...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
LOTR: Schooling reviews
This is my new (and hopefully improved) fanfiction of LOTR: Academy. Less cheesy, more funny, new and funnier OC characters and added characters from The Hobbit both book and movie and LOTR, book and movie as well. Prepare yourself. Star Wars will be added to the mix in later chapters. What's funnier than adding Fantasy and Science Fiction together?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/1/2014
Church bulliten bloopers reviews
If you enjoy seeing screw-ups from the chuch bullitens this is the thing for you. I don't own anything. My papa is a pastor himself. XD
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012
Kung fu Panda: The dragon Princess reviews
What really happened when Tigress's parents abandonded her? Did they hate her or were they trying to protect the Tiger princess with unateral strength? Read and find out. Please review.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Tigress - Complete