Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Warriors.
So hi, I am Fox, i like Naruto, and Warriors. First, I Will list stories.
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„øº\\\" DEIDARA!!and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely covers anything?
Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone
Are you laughing?
Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
I'm not laughing
Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS
Keep on laughing
Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life
without knowing her situation with her friends
or her family
or her LIFE
BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND
GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE
ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS
just laugh, i dare you
if you agree repost. SCREW THE EMO HATERS!
-"Geijutsu wa Bakuhatsu da" (art is a blast) deidara
"Death will transform me into a work of art! An explosion unlike any of the others... One that will leave scars in the earth like nothing else. A creation worty of praise unlike anything before it... Now show me your fear! Drown yourself in the awe and despair! Cry like a lost child! Because my art... is a EXPLOSION!"- Deidara's last words to Sasuke (Naruto
"In the Ninja World, those who break the rules are scum, that's true...but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum!" Kakashi; Naruto
"Naruto, it was really cool how you removed the poison and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. Good idea to stop the bleeding now...seriously." Kakashi;Naruto
"There may be no reason to live, but if you continue living, you my just find some interesting things... like that flower you found." Orichimaru;Naruto (i hate Orichimaru, but i do really like the quote -)
Female Combacks (funny!)
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you
Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8118423151811 = 98 percent
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11141523125475 = 96 percent
120209202145 = 100 percent
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2211212198920 = 103 percent
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1191911919199147 = 118 percent
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
me: hello; people with the fear of long words...
me:did you know your fear is called...hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
everyone: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its a long word ahhhhhhh
me: i guess the evil is back*sigh*
-singing and listining to- "sexy and i know it..."
deidara: Fox yeah?
me *still singing*
me: still singing
*goes on with all akatsuki members*
pein(Older Brother): what are you all doing?
hidan: the bitch won't answer us.
pein*walks up and takes out headphones*Fox?
*everyone except me and pein falls anime style*
me:what did i miss?
You Say Pink
I Say Purple Grey pr Both
I Say Black veil Brides
You Say Zac Efron
I Say YOU NEED HELP
You Say Pop
I Say Metalcore
You Say Anime Sucks
I Say your dumb.
Put this on your page if you love Naruto!
Ni = Two
Haru = Spring
Sayonara = Goodbye
Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)
Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...
Koibito / Amate = Lover
Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'
Koi = Love
Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart
Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)
Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'
Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom
Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)
Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)
Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)
Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)
Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'
Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'
Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle
Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin
Ossan = Old man / Mister
Onna = Woman
Gaki = Brat
-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama
-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san
-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun
-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan
-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei
-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)
-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)
-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai
-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai
Konan: Do I ever cross your mind?
Konan: Do you like me?
Hidan: not really.
Konan: Do you want me?
Konan: Would you cry if I left?
Konan: Would you live for me?
Konan: Choose me or your life.
Hidan: My life.
Konan runs away in shock and pain and Hidan runs after her and says:
Hidan: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you thought that was cute or lovey dovey copy and paste to your profile.
(when i first read this, i thought it was Hidan just being an asshole again lol, copy and Paste if you had the same thought.)
Put this on your
Proud to be a Narutard(National anthem)
I am proud to be a narutard,
because i know your scared of me
and i won't forget that ku-nai,
that saved my life for free.
And i will man up,
and laugh at you,
for staring at my face.
Like Lady Gaga were born this wayyyy,
join the Naruto raceeeee!!!!!!
You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
I say LINKIN PARK
You say ZAC EFRON
I say KIBA Inuzuka
You say RAP
I say Scremo
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!
Know You're Addicted to Naruto When:
1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. (I am SO doing that when I graduate! XD)
2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.
3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("ART IS A BANG!")
4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.
5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Kiba WHY?!"
7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.
8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.
9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.
10) You name your dog Akamaru or Korumaru.
11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (Shika made me do it!)
12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.
13) You try to kill your brother (or sister!!!) everyday.
14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! T_T)
15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"
16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.
18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.
20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.
21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.
22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.
23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."
24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
25) You keep paper shurikens in your hip pouch
If you think art is a bang copy and paste this on your profile
Top 10 ways for surviving a
1) Organize BEFORE they rise!!
2) They feel no fear, why should you?
3) Use your head, cut off theirs!!
4) Blades don't need reloading.
5) Ideal... tight clothing, short hair!!
6) Get up the stairway, THEN DESTROY IT!!
7) Get out of the car and onto a bike!
8) Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!!
9) No place is safe, only safer...
10) The Zombies might be gone, but the threat lives on!!
Pein/Pain = Nagato
[x] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[Pein/Pain = Nagato Score: 4 ]
[Konan Score: 4 ]
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5 ]
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4]
[Sasori Score: 6 ]
[Deidara Score: 7 ]
[Kakuzu Score: 1 ]
[Hidan Score:5 ]
[Zetsu Score: 5 ]
[Tobi Score: 4]
[Oroichimaru Score: 4]
Yay! Im most like Deidara!
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