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Author has written 7 stories for Minecraft, Neopets, and Super Smash Brothers.
Just a teenager from a city in Western Australia, where we ride kangaroos to school, keep pet platypuses and wrestle crocodiles as part of our education. We particularly enjoy throwing a steak onto the barbie and going to the beach every second day. Our parents are cattle farmers. We live in a remote cattle station in the middle of the Kimberley. And we speak with annoying bogan accents.
Writing status: Planning (i.e. hiatus.)
Is working on: For a Free Minecraftia
Random Facts About Me:
-I literally tie knots in my shoelaces.
-I have a short attention span and have been told this by at least 10 different people.
-I can't swim.
-I am Asian... and hate maths.
-My maths teacher comments on my disorganised personality and drawing addiction very frequently.
Pet fanfiction peeves:
-Bad grammar/no proofreading
-Mary Sues and Gary Stus
-People who can't accept their stories suck
Sentences of Fail:
I said these with serious intent. I actually said these with serious intent.
"There is one more less marble."
"48 divided by 2 is 22, right?"
"The sun rises in the west and sets in the east."
"There are 7 billion people without an adequate water supply on Earth."
Worst Paragraph Ever Written: I wrote this ages ago, and still find it hilariously stupid.
Handel was born in Germany in 1685 and died in 1759. He then moved to Italy to learn Italian-style opera, then moved back to Germany, continuing to write Italian opera. He then moved to England, where he wrote oratorios and then died. His important works include the Messiah, the Royal Fireworks Music, and the Water Music.
Today, writers are scorned because of those too unversed to know.
Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe.
Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream.
Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.
But we, as writers, know them to be wrong.
A writer is a person who dreams.
A writer is a person who wishes.
A writer is a person who escapes.
A writer is a person who lives.
A writer is a person who is not afraid.
A writer is a person who strives.
A person who expresses.
A person who believes.
A person who understands.
A person who knows.
I am a writer.
I dream of a world where anything is possible.
I wish for a world where war is just a myth.
I escape into a world where I can predict the future.
I live in a world of joy and mystery.
I am not afraid of the world I create.
I strive in the world where others give up.
I express myself in ways others dare not try.
I believe in things others are too afraid to trust.
I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot.
I know, in ways that others deny.
If you are a writer, and believe in these, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your pen name underneath "Signed."