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Joined 01-19-12, id: 3645840, Profile Updated: 01-13-14
Author has written 7 stories for Minecraft, Neopets, and Super Smash Brothers.

Just a teenager from a city in Western Australia, where we ride kangaroos to school, keep pet platypuses and wrestle crocodiles as part of our education. We particularly enjoy throwing a steak onto the barbie and going to the beach every second day. Our parents are cattle farmers. We live in a remote cattle station in the middle of the Kimberley. And we speak with annoying bogan accents.

Writing status: Planning (i.e. hiatus.)

Is working on: For a Free Minecraftia

Random Facts About Me:

-I literally tie knots in my shoelaces.

-I have a short attention span and have been told this by at least 10 different people.

-I can't swim.

-I am Asian... and hate maths.

-My maths teacher comments on my disorganised personality and drawing addiction very frequently.

Pet fanfiction peeves:

-Bad grammar/no proofreading

-Mary Sues and Gary Stus

-People who can't accept their stories suck

-YouTuber fics

Sentences of Fail:

I said these with serious intent. I actually said these with serious intent.

"There is one more less marble."

"48 divided by 2 is 22, right?"

"The sun rises in the west and sets in the east."

"There are 7 billion people without an adequate water supply on Earth."

Worst Paragraph Ever Written: I wrote this ages ago, and still find it hilariously stupid.

Handel was born in Germany in 1685 and died in 1759. He then moved to Italy to learn Italian-style opera, then moved back to Germany, continuing to write Italian opera. He then moved to England, where he wrote oratorios and then died. His important works include the Messiah, the Royal Fireworks Music, and the Water Music.

Today, writers are scorned because of those too unversed to know.

Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe.

Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream.

Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.

But we, as writers, know them to be wrong.

A writer is a person who dreams.

A writer is a person who wishes.

A writer is a person who escapes.

A writer is a person who lives.

A writer is a person who is not afraid.

A writer is a person who strives.

A person who expresses.

A person who believes.

A person who understands.

A person who knows.

I am a writer.

I dream of a world where anything is possible.

I wish for a world where war is just a myth.

I escape into a world where I can predict the future.

I live in a world of joy and mystery.

I am not afraid of the world I create.

I strive in the world where others give up.

I express myself in ways others dare not try.

I believe in things others are too afraid to trust.

I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot.

I know, in ways that others deny.

Signed,

Azariosiza

Leixym

Kyanite Archer

If you are a writer, and believe in these, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your pen name underneath "Signed."

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The Eulogy and the Unsung Hero by Byoshi reviews
[Slight LinkxSamus, mainly Link / Marth friendship][cover art by Crazy Foxie] After the events of the Hero of Time, Link returns to being just a nobody until a spacecraft lands in Hyrule Field and he meets Samus Aran. Tempted by the prospect of a new purpose, Link embarks on a mission to enter and win a Tournament, on behalf of his best friend - whom he's never actually met.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,670 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Link, Marth
Heaven's Door by F23 reviews
I woke up in a cave. When my eyes finally adjusted to the dark, I noticed I forgot my name and how I got here. As I pick up these strange journal entries of an unknown man that might help me find a way through this nightmare, I noted something else: we were in the middle of the story. (SSBB-based)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,223 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Pit
Counting Seconds by Mellifluousness reviews
Suicide attempt number six thousand, eight hundred and thirty-three: drowning. Again. So you get up to some interesting things when you're immortal.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Complete
Glitched by Myriad of Pixels reviews
Lucia's simple existance is turned upside down when another User falls out of the sky - Literally. However, it becomes quite clear to Lucia that this User isn't who he says he is. In her search for the truth she'll have to brave harsh climates, insular empires, and strange visions to find truth in a land worlds apart from the one she once knew. It's not going to be an easy journey.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,643 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013
Falling by AmethystWren reviews
Sequel to Running. Haymitch won the Quell but he's a long way from safe, and in a matter of weeks all he holds dear will be lost forever. Meanwhile, Macy Donner and Anise are having trouble adapting to life without Maysilee. And as always, girls are fawning over Rye Mellark, but he only has eyes for one. The problem is, she's not Katniss; she'll choose the hunter from the Seam.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,844 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Haymitch A., Mrs. E., Mr. Mellark, Mrs. U
The Continuing Adventures of Brynn and Hanso by Star-Speckled Dragon reviews
A oneshot series following the antics of Faerieland's most famous duo. Sometimes just friendly, sometimes romantic; more details inside. Current story: Chance and Fate (Part 2)
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012
The Miner's Destiny by cynicalDreamers reviews
Meet Adeline Jones: A lonely girl who just turned 13. When her cousin gives her a necklace and introduces her to the game Minecraft for her birthday, her life turns upside-down as she gets warped into Minecraftia and discovers she and her new friends have to save the world. Rated T for lots of violence, annoying love triangles, obnoxious mysteries, and some suggestive thoughts.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,266 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
The diaries of Kiera by KatrinaLinden reviews
A hundred years ago, the city of Trinira was one of the most wealthy cities of Mìn. Yet, an unknown disaster struck, and for the past century, it has been a wasteland, devoid of life. But will the Diaries of Kiera reveal the secret to the mystery of the town at last? (Currently going under a complete rewrite)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012
Sounds Like Madness by popgum99 reviews
Kidnapping. Illusion. Maybe even death, along with those other tenebrious things. All of this can be seen as normal in another world, but in reality, it all sounds like madness. Formerly called 'Those Moments Between Us'. Written with Echos in my Head, Amethyst3232 and Whateva876. T for some language, and violence. May also include disturbing content.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,066 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012
Hanso's Journal by Reese S. Quill reviews
The thief needs a story too, right? So how did Hanso become the oh-so-charming one that saved Neopia? This when he's 7 to 18, when TFR starts. Written with the permission of amethyst3232.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 335,948 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011
Brynn's Diary by AmethystWren reviews
Brynn's diary, from her first week in the Brightvale guard, right up to the start of TFR. Eventually. I hope. It starts with her as a child, and will progress through until she's a young adult about 18, which is when TFR starts.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 73 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/19/2011
Samus and Pit: Lost Memories by Redyoshi14 reviews
Yes, it is... Romance between the bounty hunter Samus Aran and the winged hero Pit. I looked everywhere for it but couldn't find any so did it myself./ She was alone without him... Why did he die? Now this newbie comes in and messes everything up...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,904 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Samus A., Pit
The Game by MouseMaster42 reviews
You just lost. A collection of humorous random one-shots about life at Brawl with some short arcs throughout, mostly following the older teenagers around as they go through average and not-so-average problems of life. Originally completely random fluff, it has miraculously evolved to a higher meaning and now includes a full spectrum of emotion. Lots of character development. Enjoy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 294,808 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
Joining the Empire by KatrinaLinden reviews
Trouble brews where the void hangs in the air, it corrupts weak minds and destroys weak alliances. When two worlds collide, can one girl stop the destruction of both? Can she survive, or will others push her away, and fail the task?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012
The Minecraft Chronicles: The Beginning by HarryPotterEncyclopedia24 reviews
The three Users from each dimensions: Aether, Overworld, Nether, are teaming up to face the threat that may decide the fate of all three worlds. First story focuses on the Overworld where they search for the last Overworld Users, but the Creeper King and his minions won't let them be. Rated T for violence. WARNING: TESTING STORY. WEBTOON/COMIC REMAKE BEING DONE IN DEVIANTART
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,625 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Complete
The Light of Herobrine by KatrinaLinden reviews
Steve. Herobrine. The tales of these have always been untold, unknown. Now, written here, is the story of the two, and how they came to be two of the most famous names in Minecraftia. Two-shot
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Complete
Grounded by pixeljam reviews
Pit gets pushed off of Angel Land by Medusa and is stuck on Earth, where he has to pretend to be a normal teenager until his wings grow out and he can fly again. As he soon finds out, normal teenagers go to High School. Sounds cliche, right? Think again!
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,604 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
The Untold Stories of the Smash Mansion by FullmetalWizard1995 reviews
A collection of oneshots about what the brawlers get up to when they're not, you know, brawling. Mostly follows Marth, Link and Ike, as well as Pit, Zelda, Samus, and Peach. Discontinued.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,536 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Complete
Moments of Triumph by GoldFountain reviews
Every moment is a treasured one.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Complete
Xandra Monologues by Erroro reviews
Brynn and Hanso send Xandra into evil monologue mode.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Complete
Tale of the Brave by Reese S. Quill reviews
Before every hero, there's a story. Before Hannah the Brave, there was a little girl who loved her grandpa.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
Dust by Water-Elemintal reviews
He didn't understand the concept of death, he was an angel. So if Marth was only sleeping, why wasn't he waking up? Brotherly Ike, I do not ship IkexPit -3-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Pit, Marth - Complete
Answer by AvidAkiraReader reviews
I still ask her—after burying what seems like a hundred yet only two people—why this is happening to all of us now.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Zelda/Sheik, Link - Complete
The Life and Death Bellatrix Lestrange by mynameissam642 reviews
Bellatrix's life, from after Hogwarts to her death. Complete. : Thank you all for the support.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,667 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Talking to the Moon by WirelessToaster reviews
At night when the stars light up my room, I sit by myself, talking to the Moon. I'm trying to get to you, in hope you're on the other side, talking to me too. Or am I just the fool who sits alone, talking to the moon? Link/Zelda.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Link, Zelda/Sheik - Complete
Quirks by Shiroi Iyasu reviews
'With nearly eight years between them, it was easier to see and note the little things that could have passed over everyone's and anyone's notice.' One-shot collection of Brynn and Hanso, of their adventures, memories, and friendships.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Not So Alone by Kaegi reviews
After a long silence Albus decided to finally speak, "Sir, I don't quite understand why I'm needed." The minister looked up at him, his eyes filled with unease. "Albus, we need you to bring her back."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,276 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
Revenge by ABlockOfDiamond reviews
A Yogfic based on TryHardNinja and CaptainSparklez "Revenge". Please R&R! One-Shot.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
More Then a Feeling by SongBird312 reviews
Valentine's Day story. Love is in the air as Link's planning to ask Zelda out on February 14th while PIt's falling for the new girl. And who can forget the already established couples and a young love triangle between Nana, Ness, and Young Link?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2012
Losing Hope by Kotoette reviews
Everything seemed over for Xephos, right at the very end. Honeydew needed to pull him out of his fear and doubt, even if he had to drag him through the Nether. Yogscast related, of course. Rated T for language.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Complete
C'est la Vie by MessengerOfDreams reviews
Where I stand right now is amid another burning mess. Figuratively, this time, rather than literally. This mess would consist the remnants of a beautiful thing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Samus A., Marth] - Complete
The Girl Guard by Erroro reviews
Was Brynn's first month in the Brightvale guard easy? Not really, considering she's the only girl in the entire guard...
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
To Run Free by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
An extra what happens inbetween for "Stone" and "Amidst the Winter Snow." Hanso has found himself in Anya's world, where neopets do not exist. When he runs away, he falls into the hands of two hunters. Read author's note.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010
SSBB Oneshots by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 183 - Words: 146,864 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Inkblot by MouseMaster42 reviews
Discontinued due to plot and immaturity issues with the possibility of a reboot in the future. I'm very sorry. A general starts a rebellion that ends in exile for Marth, Roy, and a young female archer. Love triangles galore.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Marth, Roy
Error Code 35 by Kattheamazing reviews
Thirty-five Smashers. One virus. Who will be infected, and who will remain sane long enough to fight the oncoming nightmare? Rated T for violence and infrequent mild language. Some romance involved.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,324 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Amidst the Winter Snow by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Sequel to Stone. Two years have passed since Hanso's disapearence. Every night Brynn waits out in the courtyard, wondering when he will return. Possible extra sequel T rated if reviewers ask for it.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Stone by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
He was gone. Her Hanso. Sacrificing himself for the sake of Neopia. For her. Yet as Brynn left the courtyard, she thought she heard him calling. But can a statue breath? One shot, possible sequel if people like.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
End Game by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Link watched him swing her around the room. Saw them kiss. Heard the announcement. He knew in that moment that he had lost Zelda forever. Little did he know his burst of anger would cause the death of another smasher.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Link, Zelda/Sheik
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For a Free Minecraftia- The Rewrite reviews
Tilly Glade's lost a brother to a place she has no idea exists, until the cliché of getting "sucked in" to Minecraft comes into play. This time, though, anyone can die and any kingdom can fall- is it possible for Tilly to survive the Second War and get back to Earth, with her friends and brother still beside her? T for violence and possible character death.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013
The OC Contest reviews
Ever felt like your OC's were just a little too perfect? Or want to test their realness against other OC's? Here's the opportunity to do that. This is a contest, hosted by an eleven-year-old girl who might just know what she's doing. Accepting OC's.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012
For a Free Minecraftia reviews
Thrown into a mysterious world years apart, siblings Ethan and Attila Glade must fight for their survival and for the future of free Minecraftia. Yogfic- kinda. OC's CLOSED. Chapters 1&2 rewritten for more flow- finally!
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,717 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012
The Collaboration Story Info reviews
This archive is getting a bit slow. In an attempt to lighten it up and perhaps enhance the community feeling, we've decided to do a big collab story which probably will fail, but who knows? Info inside.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012
Hugs reviews
What if creepers weren't all they seemed? What if they were actually intelligent beings with a pure heart? I'm a creeper, and I'm here to tell you that we're not just green things that explode. Oneshot.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Complete
That Strictly Professional Relationship reviews
A hundred-oneshots-challenge revolving around Brynn, Hanso, and their confazzling 'strictly professional' relationship. Themes from soccerfan48's profile.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012
Trench Coats reviews
When Hanso's on the run after his newest heist, he finds that trench coats aren't all as great as he thinks they are. Oneshot.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete