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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Warhammer, DC Superheroes, RWBY, Naruto, and Marvel.

My username was taken from a minor character in Kim Newman's Anno Dracula. The same character appears in Drachenfels, also by Kim Newman (who was using the pseudonym Jack Yeovil at the time). I love Kim Newman's stuff, but I don't know if I'd feel comfortable writing fanfiction for a book that is already a kind of fanfiction.

The Harry Potter books were a big part of my life when I was growing up, and there is such a wealth of related merchandise, films and games, and also fanfiction, that there need never be an end to my obsession. So Harry Potter was an obvious choice when I decided to write fanfiction; I've read some excellent Harry Potter fics.

Many AU stories are built around the conceit of 'for the want of a nail', where one tiny change to a story causes big, sweeping changes. That's sort of what Chaos Theory is all about (in my limited understanding of it, at least): basically, it's impossible to perfectly predict the future down to the last detail because there are so many millions of tiny contributing factors that can change what is going to happen, in some small way.

And that's what I had in mind when I came up with Broken Lives.

There is no one minor change to canon that is the cause of everything that happens in this fanfiction. Rather, I had a few ideas and I decided to incorporate all of them in the text. For example:

1. Why do the other teachers at Hogwarts put up with Severus Snape's blatant favouritism? What if it had serious consequences? What if Dumbledore didn't believe that "there are all sorts of lessons in life... and horrible teachers are one of them." (That's a quote from J.K. Rowling when she was asked why Dumbledore didn't do anything about Snape's bullying behaviour. When I heard that, I thought: 'Seriously?! Did Dumbledore really think that giving kids some kind of obscure lesson about horrible teachers justified giving them an overall substandard education?! What the hell?!' And then I spent the next ten minutes banging my head against the wall.)

2. What would Remus Lupin do if he found out that his best friends' son was being mistreated by the Dursleys?

3. What would Severus Snape have done if he found out that the boy he'd sworn to protect was being mistreated by the Dursleys?

4. How would Dumbledore react if he was confronted with the mistakes he'd made? What if he wasn't an evil manipulative git? (Er... yeah, I've seen a lot of fanfics where Dumbledore is evil. I've tried to stick to canon in that the version of Dumbledore that appears in 'Broken Lives' is a flawed but ultimately benevolent individual.)

And so on.

The Inferi Wars is the story of a secret war in the Balkans and how a Dark Lord was (apparently) defeated. It is set in the same world as 'Broken Lives' and it takes place a few years before Voldemort first came to power.

21st April 2013: I'm abandoning Broken Lives. Here's why:

For the past eight months I've been at university, working hard on completing my degree. I promised that I would come back and continue 'Broken Lives' afterwards, but I now realise that I've lost interest. I was only ever writing this for fun, and it's no fun for me anymore. And so, I must inform you that I'm abandoning this story.

In fact, I'm bored with the Harry Potter universe and with fanfiction in general. There are so many clichés in fanfiction (especially Harry Potter fanfiction) that I just can't stand: harems, soul bonds, mary sues, magical cores, Harry Potter is suddenly a member of nobility and the heir to the largest fortune in the wizarding world and dastardly Dumbledore concealed this from him (uh, yeah... isn't Harry Potter speshul enough without making him into 'Lord Potter' and making him fantabulously rich?), some characters behaving wildly out of character and others with horribly exaggerated character traits... the list goes on and on.

You may think I'm a hypocrite. It's true. Some of the reasons why I fell out of love with Harry Potter fanfiction are quite hypocritical. In Broken Lives, I focused on some very minor elements of canon, exploring the possible implications and trying to explain them away. But I roll my eyes when I see other fanfic writers doing the same thing, and I think 'whoa, everyone's taking Harry Potter way too seriously'. So yeah... it's hypocrisy.

I would like to say thank you to Arpad Hrunta and Arsinoe de Blassenville for inspiring me to start writing this in the first place. I've really enjoyed reading their fics – I would recommend them to anyone – and they've given me a lot of encouragement in reviews and PMs and suchlike.

Finally, thank you to everyone who has read Broken Lives, favorited it, reviewed it or added it to your story alert lists. It was great to know that there were people who liked this story and wanted me to keep going.

(I originally posted this as an Author's Note at the end of Broken Lives, but I've taken it down in order to comply with fanfiction dot net's rules.)

1st November 2013: I've written a fanfic for Warhammer 40k called The Road to Disappointment. It started as the backstory for a character I wanted to play in a PBP game of Rogue Trader and grew wildly out of control, voraciously devouring all my spare time until I'd written something I was fairly satisfied with.

3rd November 2013: My new avatar is 'the Spider' (sometimes called 'Dark Millionaire'), a minor character from Warren Ellis's Planetary. I love that series.

23rd April 2014: I have decided to continue 'The Road to Disappointment' as an ongoing series. I'm trying to write an amusing subversion of the usual 'shoehorn the characters of Warhammer 40K into a romance fic' nonsense while examining the Imperium of Man from an alien perspective, eventually building up to an epic tale of a desperate fight for survival against all odds.

12th October 2014: I want to say an especially big 'thank you' to sarista wow, who has been a great friend and helped me in writing all of my stories. I've always been able to bounce ideas off him and he's given me good advice.

21st December 2014: I have rewritten the first chapter of The Road to Disappointment. Check it out, will you?

2nd February 2015: Thinking about it, the central joke of The Road to Disappointment (what everything is built around and/or making excuses for) is that I think it's hilarious to write a character who's a member of a proud, ancient, long-lived alien race as if she were a scatty, insecure, painfully-idealistic teenage girl. However, the story idea has evolved quite a bit since then, so Eva's not exactly like that now...

Evarvae's personality is probably the most contentious part of this fic because it veers away from canon quite a bit. I wanted to subvert the usual expectations of eldar characters. I mean, they're almost always depicted as being ancient and wise, so I wanted to create an eldar character who was the opposite: young and idealistic (however, by this point she's already been slightly soured by the harshness of the 40K universe).

In canon, eldar are apparently supposed to be amazingly canny silver-tongued manipulative tricksters and yet, because of crap writing, every time they actually appear they're so jaw-droppingly arrogant that it's a wonder anybody bothers to speak to them at all. It just irritates me that there are quite a few canon fluff pieces which insist that (all) eldar are incredibly devious, clever, manipulative smooth talkers and yet this has no basis in what readers actually see of eldar in any canon stories. I suspect the real reason for this is that every 40K writer has a slightly different idea of what 40K canon actually is. Probably because Games Workshop keeps retconning every aspect of canon every five minutes.

You see, I grew up believing the craftworld eldar were grim, fatalistic and ruthless but with a keen understanding of their own best interests, so they were often willing to side with the Imperium against a greater threat. Which is why I'm dismayed by more recent canon which basically says, "The craftworld eldar are a bunch of silly bastards who do criminally stupid things because they're so arrogant, tee hee."

Yeah, I'm bitter and cynical. I've been a 40k fan for over 20 years. I remember following the original Ichar IV campaign in White Dwarf magazine. Back then, the Iyanden eldar were well aware of the threat of the tyranids but were grimly resigned to sacrifice their own lives if it was the only way to ensure the survival of all the other eldar and everything else in that part of the galaxy, so they sent troops to help the Imperium with the battle of Ichar IV. Also, The most notable thing about Marneus Calgar during the original Ichar IV campaign was that in one of the studio games he was hit by a spore mine and killed (and then one of the GW staff cheated, moved him out of the way and pretended it never happened). Except now, because of all the retcons, Marneus Calgar has been turned into the amazing hero of Ichar IV, the man who basically won all the battles by himself. The eldar involvement in the battle of Ichar IV has been retconned out of existence; now, we're told that the eldar of Iyanden were so arrogant they didn't realise the tyranids were a threat until it was too late and they all got slaughtered. Yeah... whatever.

Anyway, I wanted to create an eldar character who is willing to suppress her feelings, put on a meek and timid act, in order to get what she wants. She keeps her manipulations buried deep, but there's more going on than she really wants Inquisitor Hawkshaw to know. And, you know, The Road to Disappointment is a dark comedy fic where Eva is the usual target for humiliating jokes.

I didn't actually get around to exploring Eva's backstory until chapter 9, but there it's revealed that even other eldar think she's "weird, obsessive and stuck-up". She is meant to be a subversion of most of the things people *know* about craftworld eldar, so I made her a scion of one of the most xenophobic and conservative craftworlds (Alaitoc) just to make it even more over the top. I like to think it makes more sense when you've read her backstory (chapter 9) and also because canonically there are many eldar who feel stifled by the excessive discipline of Alaitoc and choose to do the opposite of what they're told to do. And in many ways it's a deliberately silly parody. What the hell.

One of the things I wanted to do with this fic in general was to poke fun at various common fanfiction tropes. I could write you a whole essay about why I'm fascinated by Mary Sues (but I won't because I've probably taken up enough of your time already). Evarvae is meant to be a parody/deconstruction of a certain kind of Mary Sue, like an anime heroine who is so good and virtuous and kind that she makes the universe better for everyone. Unfortunately, this is Warhammer 40K, home of grimdarkness. The whole point of Chapter 6 is how badly she fails at being a Mary Sue.

So yeah. *Shrug* I like getting feedback because, for one thing, it leads me to actually think about what I was trying to do with my writing to begin with. That can get kind of muddled in my head sometimes. It's what led me to write this section.

12th April 2015: You may have noticed I've started two new fics called DC & Marvel: The Broken Mirror and RWBY One-shots. Yeah, right now I'm basically throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks.

4th May 2015: And now I've added the first chapter of Only the Caged Bird Is Free. I wrote it a long time ago and I think I may have recycled a lot of the ideas I had so I could use them in The Road to Disappointment. But if anyone likes it, I might be persuaded to continue.

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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 458,395 - Reviews: 7697 - Favs: 7,185 - Follows: 6,907 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Bringing Out the Blue by maguena1 reviews
AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,291 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zuko
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,578 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Dark Companion by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
Cierre, Ranger of Faerûn, is transported to Middle Earth and meets Aragorn at Amon Hen. She wins a place in the Fellowship and tries to help; unfortunately she's a Drow and her black skin inspires fear and hatred in everyone they meet.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 135,738 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 9/9/2011
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14065 - Favs: 17,331 - Follows: 14,825 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Don't Mess with Toto by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Well, it was inevitable that the setting would get the "dark and gritty" treatment eventually...
Oz Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13453 - Favs: 17,440 - Follows: 16,523 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter Drabble Pit by Arpad Hrunta reviews
A series of Harry Potter drabbles on various topics and starring various characters. Hopefully each will be 100 words long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 6,587 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/20/2013
Blood and Oil by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: "No blood for imulsion." On the surface, it sounded like a meaningful slogan. Yet in the end, it meant nothing. Humanity had always been willing to wage war over resources. Why would imulsion be any different?
Gears of War - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11 - OC - Complete
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
The Color of the Moon by JMHthe3rd reviews
Fate fails. Time travel is fickle. Kyle Reese finds himself in a strange, medieval world.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Kyle R.
Dragonsteeth by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
From my plot mabari bin: Dragon Age short stories, flashfics, and drabbles that include AUs, dimension-shifting, and crossovers. This week, the conclusion of "Hawkes over Ferelden," " Blood, Sweat, and Tears." A twist on the lost Human/Commoner Origin, Dragon 9:30-31. Characters listed are not necessarily pairings.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 177,166 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Hawke (M), Loghain M. T., Avernus, Alistair
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,050 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,590 - Reviews: 5091 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
Lord of the Rings: Killing Machines by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Men, elves, orcs. All are capable of ending the lives of others. All that differs is the reason and ideology behind such actions.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Orc, Human, Tauriel - Complete
Harry Potter And The Girl With A Hundred Faces by sarista wow reviews
On his first trip to Diagon Alley, Harry Potter is discovered by a certain would-be Auror Metamorphmagus, and life will never be the same again. This is a AU, but the divergence actually takes place before the books themselves begin. Tonks will be her canon age. Rated M for possible language and fight scenes later in the story. Not a Harry/Tonks romance fic. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,145 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
On Being Mrs Malfoy by King in Yellow reviews
Sequel to Hogwarts 1835, set in summer of 1836. Vivien Kestrel, beautiful daughter of a Diagon Alley seamstress, has dreams far above her station. She hopes to secure her future through marriage to the heir of the Malfoy fortune. All of her firsts in charms will not be enough to ensure that her plans will go smoothly on her visit to Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,000 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Complete
Night of the Lagomorphmagus by Arpad Hrunta reviews
"How much longer are we going to look for this killer rabbit, Luna?" Jimmy Carter asked. Luna researches a paper for Care of Magical Creatures, and gets some unexpected assistance. Crackfic. For the Teachers' Lounge Crackfest '13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Luna L., Dobby, Dennis C. - Complete
Wanted: Responsible Adult by Sarah1281 reviews
After driving his first crush to a nunnery, Romeo swears he'll never love again...until he sees a very pretty girl. So what if she's thirteen? Her family hates him anyway! And Juliet's just glad to get away her really old almost-fiancé, her mother who is determined to add as many greats to grandmother as she can in her lifetime, and her really inappropriate nurse. It's true love.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,492 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
The Reality of Forever by Sarah1281 reviews
Countless millenia in the future, a Shepard who chose the blue light ending has lost almost everything of the person they used to be. As time passes and organics fall into the same tired patterns, Shepard must make a choice they never thought they would.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M) - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hogwarts 1940 by King in Yellow reviews
The war in Europe and a trainload of muggle children, sent as evacuees to the safety of Hogsmeade, receive more attention in the village than events in the wizards' school. Familiar names wear younger faces. Acts of kindness bring their own punishment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,700 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2544 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Hogwarts 1835 by King in Yellow reviews
The school stood long before the boy with the unusual scar arrived. Each year new students enter, and old leave. 1835 featured its own triumphs and tragedies as students in the houses contend with each other for recognition as the best house at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,000 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5901 - Favs: 9,193 - Follows: 3,484 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Life, Resumed by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
William Pratt passes out in a stable, in 1880, and wakes to find himself in a strange new world of horseless carriages, flying machines, and incandescent filament electric lights. Oh, yes, and the mysterious Mr Angel and his wild tales of vampires...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - William, Angel
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10391 - Favs: 12,900 - Follows: 5,270 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Hereticus In Extremis reviews
This forbidden document contains chapters that were excised from my other 40K fanfic, The Road to Disappointment, because they were so terribly heretical (and goofy as hell).
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 1/31 - Eldar, Inquisition
The Road to Disappointment reviews
Evarvae Uldanthyr attempts to find truth and meaning, or even just a way to survive, in the grimdark Warhammer 40K universe where almost everything is trying to kill her. Also, her life seems to be turning into an absurdist comedy. (Chapter Two is being rewritten again.)
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,771 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Eldar, Inquisition
Only the Caged Bird Is Free reviews
What if Hyūga Hiashi decided that the plan to sacrifice Hizashi in his place was stupid and Kumo would only accept it if they were unwilling to go to war over it? What if he went rogue and became a missing-nin instead? How would Konoha and the Hyūga clan react? How would Hinata grow up without her father? (You'll find out if I ever get round to updating this fic. Maybe.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4 - Hiashi H., Hinata H.
DC & Marvel: The Broken Mirror reviews
This story blends together the worlds of Marvel and DC comics in a distorted mirror image, showing an alternate universe in which some of the greatest and most noble superheroes have instead been turned into despicable supervillains. And vice versa. SECOND ISSUE: He'll kill you! Kill you to death!
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/30
RWBY One-shots reviews
Experimenting with various crossover and alternate universe ideas. Some of these may eventually be expanded into longer fics.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12
Broken Lives reviews
AU. The story of some very damaged people doing the best they can to patch things up in the wake of the First Wizarding War. (This story has been abandoned.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,790 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Inferi Wars reviews
The British speak of the Dark Lord Voldemort with such fear that they dare not say his name. But there have been other dark lords in other times and places. One of them raised an army of the undead and sought to conquer the Balkans. This is his story as told by one of the men who fought against him (set in the same world as 'Broken Lives').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - OC, Antonin D. - Complete