Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Women of the Otherworld.
Hi everyone! I'm Airabella, yes that is my real name. I go by Airy though. I love to write, it's my passion. My stories are constantly changing, I dont stick by 1 set theme. Like I'll be writing something sweet and then on my next story I'll probably be like raw! Death!!! Anywayy I'm such a happy person and I have a great outlook on life, plus I love twilight and women of the other world. I love Edward and Bella and I love Elena and Clayton. Ugh I just lovveee to write!!
Yes I'm a Blonde!!!
1) A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
2)A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type ofshe paid for.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and noat convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit"
3)January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups ofwon't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the!!!
What a year!!
50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart*Take shopping carts for the purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”.Play with the automatic doors.Walk up to strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”Put M&M’s on layaway.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”TP as much of the store as possible.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in , i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.Take bets on the battle described above.Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in .While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.Hold indoor shopping cart races.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”Set up a “Valet Parking” in front of the store.Two words: “Marco Polo.”Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Our Deepest Fear
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
And as we let our own light shine,
"Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make meor unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."
~ Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx
"Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin."
~ Grace Hansen
"All meaningful and lasting changefirst in your imagination and then works its way out. Imagination is more important than knowledge."
~ Albert Einstein
"They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: Someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for."
~ Tom Bodett
"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never."
~ Audrey Hepburn
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