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Joined 01-20-12, id: 3647924, Profile Updated: 02-15-15
Author has written 11 stories for Neopets, DragonFable, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective.

God damn it's been a long time.

So I guess I'm not on hiatus anymore or something? I dunno, at this point anything is possible.

At this point I'm into too many fandoms to bother with anything, I've got a bad art blog to mod, two ask blogs to mod, and a lot of art to draw. Thankfully I just graduated highschool, so I'll have plenty of time to fit writing into all that nonsense as well.

That's it as far as I can see. If you have any questions about stories or just want to chat, either message me here or send me a line at my tumblr.


Current Projects

Stop Me If You've Heard This One—Currently being rewritten after two years. Basically gonna follow the plot of the Ice Orb Saga with maybe a bit of the Vilmor Saga thrown in as well. A precursor to Shield.

ShieldShort little story about what might happen if Aegis had only met the hero after they were frozen. Potentially heavy on the feels, I have no real ideas for this aside from interactions between Aegis and the Hero's watchers. I'm using Ken for this story, as it's pretty much a distant sequel to Stop Me If You've Heard This One. As such, it will contain spoilers.

Prompted To SpeakI hesitate to count this one because it's just a collection of prompt drabbles I get on tumblr. I'll add on to it whenever I get another prompt, but stories that end up being longer than 1,000 words will probably end up becoming oneshots in their own right.

Letters From The Desk Drawer—An idea I've had for a while. Basically a recounting of the Ravenloss Saga through letters from Tomix to Hero. Originally I was going to start it after Hero gets frozen, but I figure it'd be best to make the letters a more common thing first.


Possible Future Projects (let's be realistic here)

Dragonfable

  • Pax SepulchrumWhat I've come to refer to as the "Spy Swap AU". Basically what would happen if Serenity were the spy instead of Grams. Will be told in anachronistic order.
  • Unmei—The adventures of a Hero, named Hero, who also kinda happens to be a Doomknight. Probably gonna be pretty violent.
  • AdventureQuest Worlds

  • Probably just some cute fluffy oneshots about Sepulchure and Gravelyn.

  • Peace out.

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    The Game of Shadows by cheddarbiscuit reviews
    Link has to save the world with his own worst enemy... Himself.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,810 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Link, Zelda] Shadow Link
    Birth of a Ninja by Captain Enigma reviews
    What does it mean to be a ninja? This is the question that guides Uzumaki Naruto through his life as a shinobi of Konoha. Along that path, witness as he meets friends, fights evil, and keeps his eyes fixed on the ultimate dream… [AU beginning at the bell test, where differences in Team 7's choices lead Kakashi to take their training more seriously.]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 147,912 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
    Drowning by Eclissy reviews
    A fire in the lungs. A light headedness. The roar of rushing blood through your ears. Falling and drowning are quite similar. OC/AdventurerXDrakath, fluff sort of, warning for some language. Sixth chapter added. This is a series of one-shots relating to the pairing. Related to Double Edged.
    DragonFable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,987 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [Adventurer, Drakath S.]
    On Dealing With Teenagers by Woodrokiro reviews
    When Greed took over Ling Yao's body, he did not foresee dealing with teenage hormones. AU in which Greed lives. LingFan. Drabble. Rated T for Greed's lovely mouth.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Greed, Ling Y., Lan Fan - Complete
    Outer Limits by Nan00k reviews
    Their entire world lay subject to Kevin Flynn's rules, except for the Sea of Simulation. There, there are no boundaries to the outside laws of the modern, connected world. ...Rinzler isn't done just yet. Post-Legacy
    Tron - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,464 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010 - [Sam Flynn, Quorra] Tron/Rinzler, OC
    Life in 16 Flavors by Becky Blue Eyes reviews
    When it was all said and done, Vanellope von Schweetz wasn't the only racer to benefit from Sugar Rush's reset. A look into the lives of former palette swaps, imported characters and the secrets hidden in their world's programming.
    Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,159 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo, Sticky W., Minty S. - Complete
    Tempting Fate by Akyesein reviews
    A mortally wounded Sepulchure is taken under the care of the Soulweaver Kael. She despises him, but feels conflicted. He loathes her, but feels intrigued by her power. Full summary inside.
    DragonFable - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sepulchure, Adventurer
    Derpy goes to the doctor by BlueCorpse reviews
    So I did another one of these. It's a bit different to the other one. Hope it's ok.
    My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Ditzy Doo - Complete
    Volacious by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
    After having to take care of his brothers, Desmond and Ezio, Altair's decided he never wants kids. He's going away to college, and that's final. Or so he'd like to think.
    Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
    Eclipse by Rin O' Gen reviews
    Danzo has a lot of changes he wants to make as Godaime Hokage. Least of which involves making Naruto the perfect weapon. Not if Team Seven has anything to say about it. Who ever said the lives of missing-nins weren't interesting? Pre-Chunin Exams.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 395 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
    Tonight by aeternitas812 reviews
    Marin and Melon have made their feelings known to each other, but Marin feels frustrated by Melon's continued treatment toward her as a child. Determined to change that, she sets about convincing him otherwise. One-shot.
    Brigadoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
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    Prompted To Speak reviews
    A collection of prompt drabbles I've written on tumblr. Updates sporadically. Drop me a line if you want to see a particular story played out.
    DragonFable - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Adventurer, Sepulchure, Tomix
    Letters From The Desk Drawer reviews
    After all was said and done and the Void Ship docked in Ravenloss once more, a series of letters were found in the desk drawer of one Tomix Danao. Some sent, some not, some that had never even seen the light of day until now. These are those letters. This is the story they tell.
    DragonFable - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/9/2014
    Visitation
    A mix up in a potion delivery leads to an unorthodox couple.
    DragonFable - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13 - Sepulchure, Serenity - Complete
    Stop Me if You've Heard This One reviews
    So a Dragonlord moves nextdoor to a Dragonslayer. When the Dragonlord decides they should be friends, it gets harder for the Dragonslayer to believe this isn't all a joke. Currently being rewritten.
    DragonFable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Galanoth, Adventurer
    Fine reviews
    He was never good with people, and never made many friends, so whenever he lost one, it always hit hard. Tomix finds himself missing the hero.
    DragonFable - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Adventurer, Tomix - Complete
    Don't reviews
    There are certain problems inherent in finding love outside of one's own group. As such, there are problems with finding love outside of the mortal coil as well.
    DragonFable - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Adventurer, Aegis - Complete
    Shield reviews
    He had no Soulweaver. He had no life. He had no business being on this Plane anymore. But the Glacier beckons, as do the stories of its guardians...
    DragonFable - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Adventurer, Aegis, Greedling
    Rules
    They've a set of rules in place to keep things going smoothly. Their lives, their business, their relationship. The rules are not to be broken. Not that she would.
    DragonFable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Sepulchure, Serenity - Complete
    Ghost reviews
    When Phoenix was a kid, his mother told him that his father was a ghost. But everyone knows that ghosts aren't real. ((Uploaded from tumblr.))
    Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Complete
    An average day reviews
    Tomix is working on deciphering the Equilibrium Gate. It's just an average day in Ravenloss.
    DragonFable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Tomix - Complete
    Judging Books reviews
    A submission I had put in The Neopian Times a while ago. A young Faerie is sent by her mentor to pick up some books, and learns something interesting on the way.
    Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete