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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Wicked, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

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Profile Name: HOATTSTHG

Age: Like I'm gonna tell you

Where I live: Stop stalking me!


Fav book(s):Maximum Ride,Twilight,The Hunger Games,and Percy Jackson

Fav Food(s):Watermelon and PRETZELS!!!!!(preferably soft pretzels)

Fav Color(s):Baby Blue and Lilac Purple

Fav Animal(s):Horses,dogs, and wolves

Fav TV Show(s):House of Anubis

Fav Movie(s):Barbie Collection,Twilight,The Hunger Games

Fav Musical(s):Les Miserables,RENT,Wicked

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They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.

I used to have a life but, that was before Fanfiction.

Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you.

Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected?

I do visit reality, although it's only on a tourist visa.

I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.

Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.



You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (gotta love the little cars)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Some people think I''m always crazy!)
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes)
Sleep with your socks on at night


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery. (not that much but a few things)
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. (I only take looooonnnggg showers)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies. (Who doesn't?)
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
You worship fashion magazines.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!! (Yup. My friend threw it at me and I turned around BOOM it hit me!!)

-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

-Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this

-Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why

-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Take time and read each sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.


Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere.

Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

This story is Amazing

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I am...a BAND GEEK though...)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a BURNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problem

"Don't worry, I'm so over him. I honestly don't ca--"
he walks by
"Oh my gosh, he's gorgeous..."

I didnt fall for him...
my best friend pushed me

When you find a real man...
Ask him if he has a SINGLE brother!

Him: What time should i ask to be home?
Her: Never.
Him: Deal. . . think mom'll go for it?
Her: If not, i'll kidnap you.
Him: Its not kidnapping if i go willingly
Her:...pretend to fight me then!

Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again.

Girl: your amazing
Boy: why's that?
Girl: because your the only thing that keeps me sane
Boy: really because your the only thing that drives me crazy

Boy: who do you like
girl: some guy that doesnt like me
boy: well then he is missing out
girl: who do you like?
Boy: some girl who likes some guy whos missing out

Guys are horrible creatures
They break our hearts
And never bother to mend it
But yet we love them so

Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.

Ohh my, you clearly are oblivious to the fact that your eyes do so much damage.

I love him,
oh yes
He's for
and not for
so if by chance
my place...
i'll take
fist and smash

Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone.

I was sad when i found out that you were taken...
but then i saw her and laughed cause she was UGLY!!

They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little convo?

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I didn't fall for you... You tripped me.

We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it.

Its hard to pretend you love someone when you dont but its even harder to pretend you dont love someone when you really do

I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks"

He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW!!

I wish they sold hearts at walmart. I would buy them in bulk so when one gets broken I can shug it off and say it's ok I got more... then I would never feel this pain again. (Cheesy, yes. True? Yes.)

"Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess."

Pass the liquor... the boy is still ugly!

he Said "i love you" and i sneezed and said "ohh sorry;; But im Alergic to :.B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.

Every time i walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so i come out with somthing like...i like your phone...it's very small..(ackward silence)

I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

Virginity is like a bubble, one tiny prick and it's gone.

.heres to the guys that have us.the losers that lost us.& the lucky b-astards that will meet us.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

GUY: you look familiar
GUY:yeah but idk where i saw you
GIRL:oh you probably just looked up nerd in the dictionary
GUY:More like beautiful

If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing?

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks.

When life gives you lemons trade them for guys.

Friends aren't suppose to be jealous
when you meet a new guy;
they're suppose to ask if they have a

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

Girls don't make mistakes, we date them.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things


1. The first step in becoming a normal, bland, and spineless individual is very simple. Never think. About anything. Ever. If you have a thought, let it go. Let someone else think for you. Thinking is hard. Let someone else do it. Save your little conformist brain cells for something less difficult.

2. Now let's talk about music. You like unique music? Not anymore! You get to listen to the same generic, repetitive sound that everyone else does. You know, that one beat over and over with the words "Yeah", "baby" and "ooh" being repeated. Lucky you!

3. To be normal, you've gotta dress normal. If you're a girl, that means you wear leggings as pants and cut up your t-shirts so they just barely cover your chest. Uggs are a must, for any time of the year, including midsummer. If you're a guy, you wear the hem of your pants on the back of your knees. Overly violent band t-shirts for bands that you only know one song for is highly recommended. Jerseys and shorts are the number one choice for extremely cold weather.

4. Now that you're dressed like the little snowflake you are, it's time to talk about relationships with your parents! The next time they ask you to perform a non time-consuming chore or a small favor, be sure to throw a complete tantrum in the kitchen. Tell them how much you hate them and how they don't accept your individuality, as they can see by your intuition in fashion. Be sure to include that they don't love you and that they wish you were never born. Follow this by running to your room and slamming your door off its hinges. If they attempt to speak to you at any time after this, lay face down on your bed and scream at them through your pillow. Scream about how no one loves you and let your excessive eye makeup run down your face, too.

5. To ensure that you're everyone's favorite person in the morning, don't ever sleep. It's recommended that you should stay up all night on Facebook chat, having the exact same conversation with nine different people. It should be going something like this: YOU: hey "FRIEND": hi YOU: wassup "FRIEND": nm, u YOU: nm "FRIEND": im bored YOU: same "FRIEND": wat r u doin YOU: nothing u "FRIEND": nothing YOU: lol "FRIEND": lol …And should continue this way until the wee hours in the morning. During this time, no homework should be done, and only caffeine and sugar filled foods should be consumed.


7. Speaking of your amazing friends that are so nice to you and you to them, you must remain in contact with them at all times. They have to know everything that's happening in your life, just like you need to know theirs. Every time you start and finish a meal, update your Facebook status. Each time you borrow your mom's car to drive to someone's house to do nothing but sit on their couch for three hours, you should tweet when you left, while you drive there, when you get there, while you're there, when you leave, on your way home, and when you get home. Your phone must be in your hand, or within five inches of it at all times. You can't afford to not have it. What if you miss an important tweet? Your friend could be eating a cheeseburger and you won't know about it! YOU NEED THAT PHONE. Treat it like your child. No, treat it BETTER than your child, which you'll likely have in the next two years. *Important Note: Don't forget to do it while you drive!

8. Go beat up/ridicule a gay kid. Even a kid you think is gay and really isn't. Assume that every guy in the school play and any girl not dressing like a slut is gay.

9. You must use these words/phrases a minimum of five times per minute: - 'Like' - 'Um' or 'Uh' - 'Ohmigod' - 'Literally' - 'Legit' - 'I know, right?!' - 'Dude' - A swear of some kind - 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!' - A misinterpretation of the word 'Irony' (And for those familiar with internet vernacular) - 'Derp' and/or 'Herp' - 'Fail' - 'FFFFFFUUUUUU' - 'ASDFASDFASDFASDFASDF' - 'WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN' - Sentences that begin with 'Y U NO' - 'UR GAY' - 'FIRST!'

10. No matter how pretty, thin, and beautiful your outward appearance is, you must always dismiss yourself as "ugly", "disgusting", "hideous", etc.

11. Interpret EVERYTHING you see and hear as sexual.

12. You should ALWAYS expect sympathy from others no matter WHAT you do. Expect that your friends will cry and hug you when you tell them about that tragic weekend your mom took your phone away, ALL because you were caught driving drunk and having sex.

13. The only words you read should come from a TV, a computer screen, or your phone. Reading is for losers who don't have friends to text.

14. If you are doing poorly in any class, expect that the teacher secretly hates you. They really, really hate you. Even though you're doing awesome in that class, they give you bad grades because they are secretly trying to destroy you, and keep from you getting into the party school you want to go too, even though mommy and daddy will buy your way in there anyway. It's NEVER your fault. That teacher WANTS to see you crash and burn. Don't forget to say that to their face and to complain to all of your friends!

15. What's that? SOMEONE IS ACTING DIFFERENTLY FROM YOU! They are assaulting your individuality with individuality of their own! They don't listen to the music you do! They're a girl, and you can't even see their bra straps! How can she hope to be respected when she's not even a d-cup?! They're a guy and you can't even see their boxers! The smell of Axe body spray isn't activating your gag reflex! You know what you must do? ATTACK! DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! How dare they act more intelligent and insightful than you, even though they are! DESTROY THEM PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY! What's this?! THEY'RE GAY TOO? NO! THAT GOES AGAINST THE RELIGION YOU SAY YOU FOLLOW BUT REALLY DON'T! NOOOOOOO!*explode*

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW A COMPLETELY NORMAL TEEN. Go cry now. (sad, but so true for about half of my highschool...)


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho- things even out.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

My heart is not a playground

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand)

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I intend to live forever *looks at watch* so far, so good

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry

Proof that the world is going to end because of Man kinds stupidity:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5. If you have A.D.D press 6 no 7 no 8 no 6 no 7 no 9 no 0 look shiny! If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SareRide9, XXForrestStarXX, MelRose520, Anna Ride, FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWingz, iggsplosives, Randommonium135, Silverleaf2157, HOATTSTHG

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

Mom turns on radio:



Mom: she has a sweet voice :)

Girl:... That's Justin Bieber

Mom: O_o Justin is a boy name

Girl:... exactly

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.


30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. NOTE: Brigid, Sam and Lissa don’t make the list.

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.

2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.

3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.

4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.

5. You claim you have wings.

6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.

7. You daydream about meeting the flock.

8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.

9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect

. 10. You study about birds.

11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.

12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.

13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.

14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.

15. You are counting down the days for the next book.

16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.

17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.

18. You hate dog crates.

19. You think scientists are evil.

20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's

. 21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.

22. You've found a new respect for blind people.

23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.And kill him.

24. You say 'U and A' a lot.

25. You think you have a Voice like Max.

26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.

27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.

28. You know what 'Fax' is.

29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.

30. You claim to have brain attacks.

31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.

32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.

33. You daydream of flying.

34. You love chocolate chip cookies.

35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.

36. If you want to become a writer because of MR

37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.

38. If you love Fan-fiction.

39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.

40. You want a talking dog.

41. Regular book chapters seem super long

It's sad, really...

Opening credits: Set Fire to the Rain by Adele

Waking up: Friend Like Me by Robin Williams(Aladdin)

First day of school: Jump by Glee Cast

Falling in love: Wide Awake by Katy Perry

Fight song: Tell Me Something I Don't Know by Selena Gomez

Breaking up: Jessie's Girl by Glee Cast

Prom: Let's Hear it For the Boys by Deniece Williams

Life is just...OKAY: Barbie Girl by Aqua

Mental Breakdown: Snow White Queen by Evanescence

Driving: I'll be Waiting by Adele

Flashback: Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift

Getting back together: You Make Me Feel...Cobra Starship ft. Sabi

Birth of child: Good Vibrations by Glee Cast

Wedding: Halo/Walking on Sunshine by Glee Cast

Final Battle: Arms by Christina Perri

Death Scene: Another One Bites the Dust by Queen

Funeral song: Teardrops on My Guitar by Taylor Swift

End credits: Naturally by Selena Gomez

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents?

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (several times) 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (I've only made them REALLY big.) 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot ( ...jammed my finger, gotten a bruise ect. ect.)

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door - It wasn't even a transparent/glass door! 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (I once peered my head inside a car I thought was my Moms. It wasn't.) 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot. 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a wall 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house- and realized it after school. 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (HAHA! Yeah.) 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (What??!!! I have 35 of these left to do????) 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out ( that's why my face is stained red.) 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jamb 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't ( Dang Sprite!) 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (all the time) 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours ( my sister still hasn't found out!) 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Stuipid Fears

Ablutophobia - The fear of taking showers

Anablephobia - The fear of looking up

Anglophobia- The fear of England

Aulophobia - The fear of flutes

Basophobia - The fear of walking

Cinophobia - The fear of going to bed

Geliophobia - The fear of laughter

Linonophobia - The fear of string (but string is fun!)

Omphalophobia - The fear of belly buttons (i wonder about this one...)

Scriptophobia - The fear of writing in public(how did u get through school?)

Sinistrophobia - The fear of left-handed people

Trichopathophobia - The fear of hair

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words (kinda ironic)

Panophobia- Fear of everything

Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body

Chromatophobia- Fear of colors

Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down

Geliophobia- Fear of laughter

Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom

Turophobia- Fear of cheese

Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables. (half of kids would use this as an excuse...)

Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter getting stuck to the roof of your mouth (odd...)

Unatractiphobia - Fear of ugly people. (how nice)

Pogonophobia - Fear of beards. (What about Santa Claus?)

Apeirophobia - Fear of infinity.

Didaskaleinophobia - Fear of going to school. (I'm going to use this one)

Sitophobia or Sitiophobia - Fear of food or eating (How do they survive?)

Japanohpobia- The fear of Japanese people (Why would people fear them?)

Phobophobia - fear of having a phobia (okay, this one is messed up)

Scopophobia - fear of being looked at or stared at. (depends on who is staring)

Haptephobia - fear of being touched.

Chorophobia - fear of dancing. (The dancers can be scary...)

Olfactophobia - fear of smells.

Decidophobia - fear of making decisions

Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers (I can't stop laughing)

Homichlophobia- Fear of fog. (odd)

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Dancing Bears With Painted Wings and Conmen With Crooked Noses by DarkStarsShineToo reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened to Anya and Dimitri after the movie ended? This is a series of one-shots about their life after the movie Anastasia and a few stories extended off of scenes in the movie.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri, Dowager Empress Marie Feodorovna, Vladmir
Looking For The Fiery Red Hair by Lillylovesbooks reviews
Used to be called Never Expected. It all began when she changed schools. If she'd just stayed at Springbrook with Simon none of this would have ever happened. But Clary would never trade what she'd gotten out of it all for the world, without the move of schools she'd never have gotten any of her new friends, she never would have gotten Jace. But what did she lose in return? Clace!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,058 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Simon L., Magnus B.
I Got a Boy by flyingcrowbar reviews
All it takes is a pair of scissors to turn Annabeth Chase into Andrew Chase, shedding the long blonde ponytail in exchange for a uniform at the elite all-boys private school where only the finest go on to achieve their dreams. It's her last hope to becoming an architect. Hopefully her new bunkmate, the all-star swimmer Percy Jackson, doesn't find out who he's really rooming with.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,630 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G.
Girl Unknown by ForeverPluggedIn97 reviews
Clary Fray is a sixteen year old girl in care, not only is she getting over her mother s murder on her father s hands, she also has to go to a new school with people she has never met. read how she get s on and if a certain golden boy comes in to save the day... Rated K because I don t think it s that violent or rude. ALL HUMAN
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,951 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
My Other Half by Chanty420 reviews
"Your twin wasn't an abomination yet she reminded me of you so much, I threw her away. The only reason I keep you here is to entertain your sister. She was not even interesting." "You did WHAT!" Definitely a Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,259 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., OC
Hate by iLoveMeSomeCaptainAmerica reviews
Clary is trying to forget, but how can she when her past is coming to get her? After she loses her best friends, her life begins to fall apart. With no one else, Jace, the boy she can't stand, is the only one who can pick up the pieces. . . Everyone could see that they hated each other, but what they couldn't see was that they loved each other more than anything in the world.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,919 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Scarred by Definition of a Writer reviews
I haven't spoken in years - no one ever listened. I can't stand touch, I barely eat. I feel like one of the walking dead. But today is my escape. Today is the beginning of my freedom. I can only hope it'll go better than everything else in my screwed up life. (Fabina - AU - Rated T - Complete)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 66 - Words: 265,720 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/18/2012 - [Nina M., Fabian R.] - Complete
Invisible by DefineAuthor reviews
"She's the pretty, smart perfect one". Nina has a twin Nikki, Nikki is the better child, the only thing that can solve Nina's problem is if she goes to Anubis. One day she gets the mail and gets in! But so does Nikki. But someone else in the Anubis knows how she feels, because she also has a twin!. Rated:T just incase, AU, Main Ships: Fabina, Peddie, Mickara, Jeroy, Amfie
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,018 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Fabian R., Nina M., Eddie M., Patricia W.
Golden Eyes by Megs-282 reviews
It's been two weeks since the events of season 3 and the House of Anubis seems to be in a state of normality. But when Eddie's Osirion senses start tingling and a certain someone returns to the UK, will anything ever be the same again?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,273 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Nina M.
Taught to Never Give Up by Jana Grace reviews
Finally, after so many kisses between his Beauty Queen and the Golden Boy, Leo got his Piper ... it can't be that easy, though. It's never that easy for a demigod. Liper.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Piper M., Leo V.] Jason G. - Complete
Like a Knife by pageslearntothink reviews
[Mara Jaffray, a well-known journalist, has made many enemies throughout her career. A man has decided to do something about her. Now, Mara Jaffray's life is worth one million pounds.] I'll probably change the summary. Continued story from Into the Future! Couples: Jara, Fabina, Peddie and another couple but they're a secret. Other genres: crime/mystery/friendship. R&R?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Jerome C., Mara J.] [Nina M., Fabian R.]
Morgenstern Pride by SailorVegeta13 reviews
They're the popular kids in school, the Morgenstern-Wayland quartet: Jonathan Morgenstern, his twin Sebastian, their little sister Clary, and Sebastian's best friend Jace Wayland. There can't possibly be a better group to grow up with - at least until time goes by, putting them in danger of growing apart. (High school AU)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,848 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
The book of Thoth by snazyabby reviews
Will this new mystery be too much for the Sibuna gang. Will they be able to solve 'The Book of Thoth? Or will new and old enemies stop them?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 8/9/2014
Anubis in America by Neddie4Life reviews
When Anubis takes a trip to America they find out a huge secret about their favorite two Americans, Eddie and Nina. What is Nina and Eddie's secret? How will Anubis House react to their secret? Join Nina and Eddie and the rest of Anubis house in this story! Neddie Story! Was previously bratitude4eva now Neddie4Life.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Nina M., Eddie M. - Complete
Save Me Now by Madame Magic reviews
Nina's found her Osirian and with him conflicting feelings, ones she doesn't understand but that's not her biggest problems, something's happening to her. something she can't explain. and it terrifies her friends because no one can explain what's happening to her, unless Victor's keeping something hidden, from all of them. So Nina has one question, "Can Someone Save Me Now?"
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Nina M., Eddie M.
Coming Back by imapeppergirl0824 reviews
Nina is coming back. Things have changed and she needs help. Will the gang be able to help her, or will her past come back to hurt everyone she loves? Will the gang be able to help her open up after being closed off for so long? *Disclaimer: I don't own House of Anubis.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/16/2014
And the Dam Broke by otherpartyfavors reviews
Spoilers of 2x10. Fitz gets injured in the aftermath, and Jemma isn't ready to deal with the emotions threatening to overcome her.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [J. Simmons, L. Fitz] Mack - Complete
Twisted Scars by rcs17 reviews
Cuts that will never go away. Knife wounds that are too deep to heal. Clary is the orphan with a terrifying past. Jace is the juvenile delinquent whom no one touches unless they want to get hurt. They find each other when they least expect it. Two wounded souls out to mend each other's heart. Rated T for cursing, drugs, smoking, and underage drinking.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,433 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
House Of Metamorphosis by The Throne reviews
When the Anubis House residents develop super human abilities, life becomes a struggle of good versus evil. The good and evil inside themselves. Callab with raenbc!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/16/2012
Sorry It Took Me So Long by crazygee reviews
Five times Jemma tried to tell Fitz her growing feelings for him and the one time she successfully did.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2014 - L. Fitz, J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy
At The Beginning by kiminicricket reviews
A collection of one shots from Dimitri's point of view. Based on the 1997 animated movie. not in chronological order. Beware the fluff :)
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri - Complete
You Were Ready, I Wasn't by newbie93 reviews
His speech may be stuttered, and her words may no longer complete his sentences, but he is still finely tuned to most things concerning Jemma Simmons. (Or the one where Fitz gets slightly injured during a mission and Jemma gets more than slightly upset about it.)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [L. Fitz, J. Simmons] Skye/Daisy, Triplett - Complete
Save Me by FinFree25 reviews
When Clary is forced to move in with her abusive father and brother, who will be able to save her? How much can she take before she finally cracks? Warning some graphic scenes*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 36,276 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
Nina Imposter by anubishouse666 reviews
Nina had it all. Wonderful friends, a loving boyfriend, and a perfect life. Until a new student arrives who has bigger surprises for Nina than being an old enemy. Will her friends and Fabian come to realize the truth in time, or will Sibuna welcome a new member but leave behind their most important?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Rufus Z., Eddie M.
Recovery by Rumbelleforever64 reviews
SEQUAL TO NEVER LOSE HOPE. Having been saved by the boys, Patricia and Nina set out on their long road to Recovery. This may not make sense without Never Loose Hope.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Eddie M.
Drowning or Floating by lostinwriting23 reviews
"You are not useless, Leopold Fitz, don't you dare say that. If anyone's useless, it's me."
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [L. Fitz, J. Simmons]
Secretly in Panem by Ariella Jones reviews
"Every year," I choked on my own sobs," they kill these innocent children,and teenagers. All because, they tried to have a better life." Edward tried to comfort me, but I refused," You don't get it! 24 go in, and only one gets to live. Do you know what that makes my odds be?" Esme was nearly inconsolable at this point. I'm going to die... Full summary inside!
Crossover - Twilight & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bella, Peeta M.
Shielded by Helheim66 reviews
There was so much blood...too much. And she couldn't fix it, not this time.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2014
Mean by RandomGeek19 reviews
This is a fanfic of Clay and Jace in the real world where Clary is a victim of serious bullying, and Jace is a new student who the popular kids (Clary's bullies) immediately draw in. DISCLAIMER: I do not own TMI so sadly I also do not own chairman meow.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
House of Homecomings by Hunter10600 reviews
Years after graduating from Anubis, Fabian is now a successful Egyptologist. However, upon receiving an invitation from a certain green-eyed girl, his world comes crumbling down. To solve this mystery, Fabian must reunite Sibuna once more on a search of his long lost love. ON HIATUS
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Fabian R., Nina M.] [Patricia W., Eddie M.]
A Twist in Time by The Hope Lions reviews
Nina Martin returns to Anubis house for her senior year and just wants to be normal. So when she and Eddie touch an odd statue and end up in 1932 things start to get a bit crazy. After all, there was never supposed to be two Chosen Ones and Osirians, right? Can the future be changed or is destiny too powerful a force even for Sibuna? Peddie and Fabina. Lots of timey-wimey fun!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 41,077 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Nina M., Sarah F./Emily, Rufus Z., Eddie M. - Complete
Nightmares by Laurially reviews
Nina starts having Nightmares, but are they just nightmares, or visions? ADOPTED BY Hunter10600
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Only You by GetPitchSlappedNeonTrees reviews
Our favorite characters' lives have been forever changed. But will they survive all of the challenges the world throws at them, such as kids, secrets, parents, past lovers, abuse, and deceitful snakes? Or will their completely different lives corrupt their morals, along with their relationships? *Sequel to Anything Could Happen*
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,166 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Eddie M.
What you don't know by missme233 reviews
Clary Fray. she doesn't know what she did to deserve this torture of life. being the biggest freak ion school, and hated by her family at home, was too much, and she just wants it to end. Jace Wayland, the schools hot, popular, bad boy heartbreaker. is he really what they think. Sorry i suck at summaries, but give it a try! you wont regret it! Warning, some sensitive material
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 71,606 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Fitzsimmons by wolfypuppypiles reviews
Simmons takes care of an injured Fitz after a mission. mostly just cute stuff between the two.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2014 - L. Fitz, J. Simmons
What Happened To The Old Nina Martin? by flyinhighermaxride reviews
this is a Joy/Fabian/Nina story. Nina and Fabian are dating but what happens when Nina catches Fabian cheating on her with Joy? What happenss to Nina? What about Fabian? Will Joy feel guilty? R/R.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Fabian R., Nina M.
100 one-shots by SibunaGleekR5er reviews
100 one-shots of the House of Anubis couples (Moy, Fabina, Peddie, Jara, and Amfie) with their kids. Feel free to send in suggestions. Not all of the chapters are going to have their kids.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014
Blind Ambition by Fae'sFlower reviews
Elphaba Thropp was always considered an outcast because of her green skin and blindness. She hated it when people pitied and constantly offered to help her. She never let anyone outside her family into her walled world. That is, until Galinda and Fiyero came along. Fiyeraba. AU. 2nd place winner of 'Best General Fic' and tied 3rd place winner of 'Best AU' in 2014 Greg Awards.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 83,249 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Glinda U., Nessarose T. - Complete
Of Falling Rain and Beating Hearts by amandajbruce reviews
Following the events of season one, Fitz is frustrated with his slow progress and Simmons is frustrated that he's pulling away. Eventually, it all boils over. For the aos bigbang on livejournal. Artwork by macpye.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2014 - L. Fitz, J. Simmons - Complete
Best Friend's Brother by SamSandwich reviews
What happens when Clary goes through a bad break up and her best friend's brother is there to comfort her? Is that what it takes for her to see how great he really is, or can she only see him for the player he is?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,299 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
What A Boyfriend Should Do, Fabina by TheKiller1227 reviews
A series of one shots that follow a poem and go in order of that poem. If you have a couple that you want me to write about then review or PM me. Most of the one shots will be VERY short. Some are AU and some are from the show.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Fabian R., Nina M.]
Jonathan and Clary Fray by maraudergirl68448 reviews
What if Jonathan and Clary were both brought up by Jocelyn? What if they didnt know they were shadowhunters? How will Clary fare with an over-protective brother once she meets golden boy? Will Clary fall for his charms or will she stay with her boyfriend that is also her brothers best friend?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,311 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
The Book of Thoth by shadowswan reviews
Re-write! Fabian didn't tell Eddie Patricia was going to their university, but then he didn't know Eddie would be there anyway. He certainly didn't expect to see Nina. And now they're all working on a group project and the locket's glowing and friendships are fraying, and Amber, Alfie and Joy are all showing up on their doorsteps when they least expect it. Continuation from S3/TOR.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Eddie M.
Her daughter by Rosepetal33 reviews
Fiyero never came back to help Elphaba, and she has been living alone in kiamo ko the past year. Until one night, when a little girl knocks at her door... ON HOLD
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014
One Third Found Again by golferbabe reviews
Nina Miller and Eddie Miller, twins that have known each other since birth. Jerome Clarke, rebellious, mischievous prankster residing in Anubis House, an only child. But is he really...?- HoAMR
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Nina M., Eddie M.
Hand Print On My Heart by terahteapot reviews
Elphaba never thought of herself as a mother, or a wife for that matter. Well, of course things never went as Elphaba thought they would. When it comes to raising her daughter, she knows that it isn't going to be an easy road, especially when Glinda, Nessa and Fiyero are involved! My First Wicked Fic! Summary Sucks, but please give it a chance! *COMPLETE*
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,864 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U., Nessarose T. - Complete
Dances with Princes by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
Meet Fiyero Tiggular - the most annoying and obnoxious person ever in existence... according to Elphaba Thropp, anyway. But as she gets to know him, she learns there is more to him than she could ever have guessed. Shiz-era and, of course, Fiyeraba all the way. Winner 2nd place Best Overall Fic and 1st place Best Fiyeraba in the 2014 Greg Awards.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,714 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
Jason's Angels by YackerandWeaselForever reviews
Amber, Patricia, Joy, and Fabian has all been bad and went to jail. Jason Winkler has given them all a second chance. What does Nina have to do with this? Fabina in a while. And 3rd genre: Humor.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Jason W.
Life In The Pact by simpliejac reviews
Amber Millington get pregnant and everyone finds out. Nina asks the girls to make a pact for all of them to get pregnant. Everything seems whacked. Drama, break ups, romance, friendships, jealousy, and more. Rated T just in case.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Nina M., Fabian R., Amber M., Alfie L.
It won't be long by StarryDreamer01 reviews
Sometimes Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz can be a little oblivious.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [L. Fitz, J. Simmons] - Complete
Full of Surpises by dark-pardise reviews
"Looks like there's yet another mystery for Sibuna to solve... Who's in?" Nina glanced around the room and saw the blur of grins and hands being raised, except one, "You're gonna have to count me out guys." New term at Anubis picking up after TOR, with everything except graduation. Third genre Romance. Starts out terrible but it gets better I swear. Really bad at summaries sorry.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Nina M., Patricia W., Mara J., Eddie M.
House of Anubis: Finding Nina by The HomeSchooler reviews
After a weird dream, Eddie needs to find Nina. He has too. So what does he do? He had Patricia call up the gang! They all go looking for Nina, in hopes of finding where she disappeared to. Maybe, just maybe, old relationships still have a spark... Starts with Mabian but soon turns into Fabina. Amfie, Jeroy, Peddie!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,116 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014
Mentally Unstable by Bionic Egypt reviews
I pretend like I'm normal. I pretend that I'm sane. But sometimes you just have to let your walls come down. How can I let my walls down when there's no one I trust with my secret? There's no one that I trust enough to tell them about my delusions.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,583 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., OC, Amber M.
Long Live by gentleautumnrain reviews
If you have children someday, and when they point to the pictures, please tell them my name. *ALSO READ ON WATTPAD*
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Jerome C., Mara J.
Retaliation by C o d a 5 0 8 reviews
After the Touchstone of Ra, Fabian realizes that he still loves Nina. He goes to America for the Summer, and while he's there, Nina is being haunted by Senkhara's daughter for retaliation.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Tempus Incedit by The Showers in April reviews
"Not every story ends happily. But in a way, that's better. It lets you know that 'Tempus incedit' — Time marches on. And there's nothing we can do about it." (Fabina angst, because who doesn't love that?)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
The Anubis Girls Pact by simpliejac reviews
The Anubis Girls all makes a pact when one girl gets pregnant. What drama will take place. What will happen.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W.
The Shiz dating diaries by spiritwarrior27 reviews
When Fiyero and Boq start dating the thropp sisters, they meet up to discuss one another's love life with the Thropps. Almost like a diary. Little did they know, Elphaba Nessa, and Galinda are doing the same thing. Post popular, Shiz-era, and reallllly AU. Also includes Fiyeraba and Bessa. ON HIATUS.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Boq, Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Nessarose T.
Sins of the Father by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Frexspar Thropp's relationship with his eldest daughter has never been easy, but now it's at breaking point. Greater powers decide it's time to intervene. Can Frex be forced to see the truth about how he's treated Elphaba throughout her life, or will he make a decision he'll live to regret? Fiyeraba. Mention of Bessa. Shiz-era. Musicalverse.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,185 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Frexspar - Complete
A Creature of Habit by O Wild West Wind reviews
When Fiyero decides to give class attendance a try, he realizes that it's actually not all that bad—with a few bumps along the way. Fiyeraba flirting, two-shot. Very mild language; it's all in Fiyero's head, after all.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Showing my best friend just how much I love him by Wait.I.KNOW.YOU reviews
Hi my name is Mara and I love telling stories, especially ones where my best friend, Jerome, and I are fucking the hell out of each other. Its just so happens that I have one of these naughty little tale that I wound love to share with you tonight
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Mara J., Jerome C.] [Alfie L., KT Rush] - Complete
Together by The Hope Lions reviews
What if Eddie had begun school at the same time as Nina? Would Peddie and Fabina still have flourished? Would Eddie have been part of Sibuna? Would he find out that he was the Osirian sooner? One little change and now there are a million possibilities. (Don't worry about what i said above. There will be plenty of Peddie and plenty of Fabina) ABANDONED SO, SO, SO SORRY.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,184 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Nina M., Fabian R.] [Eddie M., Patricia W.] - Complete
Sweet, Sweet Relief by Wait.I.KNOW.YOU reviews
First Person POV. But it doesn't state who so I'll listing most of the HOA girls.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Nina M., Amber M., Patricia W., Mara J. - Complete
House of Family by Ashley Scarlet reviews
For all those who hated the third season, this is my rendition of it! No new season 3 characters will be in this story, Pairings: Fabina, Amfie, everything else is TBD!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Nina M., Fabian R., Amber M.
Twins by MyVisionIsDying reviews
The Thropp twins have always been and still are unstoppable. From the day they were born they have been inseperbale and somewhat... unique. Until things start to take a turn for the worst for Skyler and Elphaba. Will they still be the unstoppable and inseperable Thropp twins they once were? AU.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] [OC, Glinda U.]
A Connection by poser16 reviews
An AU where, after getting together in their first year, Elphaba decides that she and Fiyero are now ready to take the next step. A smutty, fluffy Fiyeraba one-shot guest-featuring Galinda.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2014 - [Fiyero T., Elphaba T.] Glinda U. - Complete
Anything Goes by shadowswan reviews
...after all, it is Anubis House. Various snapshots of life before, during, and after Anubis. Collection of one-shots, basically just my own storage box. If there's anything you want to read, let me know, I'll write it. Latest story: 'And he doesn't know if he's saying it to her or himself anymore.' Fabina based on Ed Sheeran's 'Nina'. AU Futurefic.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Fabian R., Nina M.]
If the Shoe Fits by Virgo Writer reviews
Fiyero's found the girl of his dreams, only he has nothing to go by but a first name and her ungainly choice of footwear. She's beautiful and impassioned and just being around her makes him feel like he's finally awake. Only she's not quite all she appears to be. Fiyeraba. AU.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,565 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T., Avaric, Glinda U.
All Boys by Be My Master reviews
My name is Clary, but in my new school, I go as Cain. I go to an all boys school for the arts, and I believe that I can have a normal school experience - as long as no one finds out I have a few, ehem, crucial "boy parts" missing. Based off iWant9Live2Live's story, "Forbidden". - Complete - Now on Archive of Our Own, be sure to go check, because I'm not uploading to here anymore.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 30,859 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
Not Your Fault by silentprotector reviews
Eddie has had a terrible vision that sends him rushing to the US. Why has Eddie run off and who is he bringing back?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Eddie M., Nina M., Patricia W., Fabian R.
Eponine: StreetratFighterLover? by PenAndInkPrincess reviews
What if Eponine did not die at the barricade? What if Marius had been able to save her? Could they ever be more than friends in the after-math of the barricade? I'm personally surprised it hasn't been done before. I DO NOT OWN LES MISERABLES. T in case.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,436 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 3/8/2011
By Your Side by 1oooW0rds reviews
Liper one-shot collection. Meeting the Father: "You're gay." "Excuse me?" Leo whispered back, grabbing a stuff bear from her bed and placed it discretely on his lap. "I think Mr. Teddy here has to disagree." Piper's eyes slowly slide down, noticing the bear strategically placed on his lap.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Leo V., Piper M.] Jason G., Reyna R.
Unlimited by words forgotten reviews
Fiyero just cant seem to get her off his mind. Cute drabble about Fiyero and Elphaba. One-shot
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U.
The Little Mermaid by C o d a 5 0 8 reviews
Nina is a mermaid who meets a human named Fabian and falls in love with him REWRITE
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Nina M., Fabian R., Eddie M.
Locked In by Broadwaygirl21 reviews
two-shot. Fiyero and Elphaba hate each other. Galinda hates seeing her best friend and boyfriend fight so what does she do? Locks them in the same room for 24 hours, that's what! Definitely a Fiyeraba!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Glinda U. - Complete
My House of Anubis Season 3 by TheKiller1227 reviews
I know that it is really late, but still... This is the way that I imagine Season 3 would have been if Nina had stayed at the school. All the new characters are still there. This is from the author formally known as SibunaChicka1227. It still has the same plot, but plus some new characters. Fabina, Peddie and all the others in another mystery.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Nina M., Fabian R.] Eddie M., KT Rush
My Kidnapper by Mryant123 reviews
Nine brothers must kidnap the richest girls in the world, the Frobisher-Smythes. After getting kidnapped, what happens? Will the nine girls escape? Or be stuck and trapped with the boys forever? And will romance happen?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,160 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013
On the Other Side by The Hope Lions reviews
Nina's dead, but that doesn't stop Sibuna from wanting to get her back. Faced with a choice that could result in the end of the world, Nina has to finally make a stand as herself, not the Chosen One. Sequel to "The Ring of Osiris" and "Unwanted Allegiance". First Chapter has a summary of things you must know if you want to read without having read those.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,194 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Eddie M., Patricia W.] Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Save Me by Singing-Love-Songs-In-The-Rain reviews
When Nina Finally re-enters the life of Anubis housemates, it isn't simply because she misses them. Oh, no. Nina Martin is dying and only a certain group of friends can save her. With college, love shapes that go far beyond a triangle, and dying soul, what will Nina do? And just how far will she go to save herself? Rated T. -Cookie
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013
House of Power by Horse-Girl5678 reviews
One day, Nina wakes up in great pain that leaves her with the scar of her protecter, the Osirian, more commonly known as Eddie. She flees back to Anubis, looking for answers. However, the answers she discovers are not exactly what she was expecting. PAIRINGS TBD. This is a rewrite!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Eddie M.
If You Could Fall In Love Again by GSCross reviews
Sequel to House of Graduation, House of Beginnings: Following their adventure in Egypt, Nina sacrifices herself to save her friends. Now, alone and brokenhearted, Fabian finds himself back in the house where all his adventures began. Will the House of Anubis bring forth a new couple or will old romances ensue? Note: Season 2 onwards did not occur *ON HOLD*
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,530 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Eddie M.
House of Egypt part 2 by Sailor Sister reviews
Nina and Eddie thought everything will be back to normal since the Evil one vanish. Yet there is still danger. Now they see two mysterious, a ghost girl, and their dad.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Nina M., E. Sweet
It All Started with a Dare by GinnyGinervaWeasley reviews
It's Friday night and the girls are playing truth or dare. What will happen when Joy dares Patricia to seduce Jerome?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,744 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Patricia W., Jerome C. - Complete
Your What? by HOAluver13 reviews
When Nina arrived at Anubis, they all thought she was a normal teenage girl who lived a normal teenage life, but boy were they wrong. As of January of 2009, Nina's life had changed drastically. But when the result of the change stays at the house, pain, anger, and regret arises. Especially to one person in particular. Can they handle it? Or will they run when they get the chance?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Nina M.
Unwanted Allegiance by The Hope Lions reviews
A sequel to "The Ring of Osiris" but will make sense no matter if you've read the original or not. Nina just wants to be a normal college student, but here in Egypt the gods aren't going to let that happen. Joined by friends new and old Nina has to overcome ancient powers if she wants to keep herself alive. But, what will the cost of working for gods be?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,792 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Eddie M., Patricia W.] [Nina M., Fabian R.] - Complete
Meant To Be by BorixVavan reviews
Hiatus BORI Sexual content in later chapters Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Victorious.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Beck O., Tori V.]
Percy's Sex Mansion by the Lemons of Olympus reviews
Percy and the gang go to a mansion as a gift from the gods. Turns out, the gods left them some..surprises. The room they are staying in? Full of sex toys. Swingers orgy? I think yes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014
Christmas in Paradise by dlouc reviews
Christmas at the beach. The entire house together for the holidays. What could go wrong? It seems like the perfect vacation for Anubis House. But their perfect world soon shatters, and they find themselves in the middle with one of the deadliest and horrific disasters of all time. Based on True Events
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
Anubis: Trip to America by HOAluver13 reviews
The Anubis kids go to the US for a school project and unexpectedly see Nina and Eddie, who they haven't spoken to in months. There, they learn that the people they met in England weren't exactly what they seemed. But will Nina be able remember Anubis? Or will she go on with her new life that includes partying and drinking? Rated T for language. OFFICIAL REWRITE!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,925 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Nina M.
do you love me? by linh cinder reviews
It's a shame, really, that he has to ask. {or that really short oneshot where Piper and Leo get back their memories from the Wilderness School, and they're still having doubts. pre-written God knows when; obvious Liper; not an AU for once}.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Leo V., Piper M.] - Complete
Ignite by linh cinder reviews
He makes the world sound so hurtful, so sad, that her heart breaks. With him, she's tempted to let it all go up in flames. {[Part 3/3 posted; complete]; multichaptered; intentionally written for Liper December; rated T for language}.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,684 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Piper M., Leo V.] - Complete
Murphy's Law by Michy's Minions reviews
What happens when Fitz and Simmons find themselves captured and alone. Will they be able to protect one another from the danger that awaits them? Will they be able to survive long enough to escape or have their friends come to their aide? FitzSimmons, with whole team involvement. Final Chapter is up! Hope you enjoy! Rated T for violence.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [L. Fitz, J. Simmons] P. Coulson - Complete
Learning to Love Again by Elphaba'sGirl reviews
After learning of Fiyero and Glinda's engagement, a heartbroken Elphaba casts a desperate spell in an attempt to free herself from the vicious emotional pain of losing the only man she ever loved. AU. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,076 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U. - Complete
True Love Really Kills by Amore and Aria reviews
After the whole TOR incident, Sibuna needed a break from the mystery. All time to search for a lost friend. But what happens when this lost girl is found? New mysteries that's what. However this mystery can bring them to their breaking point.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Fabian R., Nina M.] [Eddie M., Patricia W.]
The Ring of Osiris by The Hope Lions reviews
After an accidental meet up between Nina and Eddie, the Osirian's life depends on a ring. Now Sibuna must find the pieces to a silver ankh and hope that it can break Eddie's curse. But with a dark lady looming in Nina's nightmares will Sibuna survive long enough to make it to graduation?T for violence and minor swearing please read and review. A season 4 fic!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 55,855 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Fabian R., Nina M.] [Eddie M., Patricia W.] - Complete
The Reason Why by Embre Falling reviews
"I'm not going to let you die," Nina whispered, hugging Fabian harder. "I'm right here. Don't be scared. I'm right here." / Fabian's fingers squeezed Nina's arm once, and then let go entirely. / Oneshot.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Fabian R., Nina M.] Amber M. - Complete
The Runaway - by Partager Super reviews
Clary runs away to Chicago after Jace cheats on her. Two months later, Jace,Izzy,Alec,and Simon move to Chicago.Jace hosts a bachelorett party for Alec before he gets married to Magnus. Jace goes to a strip club to hosts it there when he see's Clary. But not serving people at table's but dancing and stripping. This story is about Jace and n Clary forgive Jace or not?Review!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,801 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Taylor or Nina by Protected by Horus reviews
"by Anthony, love you and miss you too" was all he heard. Find out the secrets Nina has been keeping, and when breakups occur, they find out who their true friends are. I know the summary is crap, but get over it, please read my story, it is a lot better, promise. Dont quite get the ratings so will just warn you, mentions of suicide, and possibly abuse, but no bad language. ENJOY
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W.
Senior Year by lafgl reviews
(No TOR) Leaving the people you love is hard enough. Coming back is harder. (Don't expect updates too often. I am a professional procrastinator.)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - [Nina M., Fabian R.] [E. Sweet, Patricia W.]
Wicked Auditions by Elphaba'sGirl reviews
The cast of wicked holds auditions for their own version of the show... Not sure how realistic the set up is or if anything like this would ever happen... But whatever!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Complete
It Doesn't Matter To Me by rockydd47 reviews
Clary is just another loser in the school, tossed off to the side, and bullied. Is it possible for the most popular guy in school (Jace) to get her to show her true colours? Is he willing to sacrifice his title for this small redhead? Will one summer of not seeing each other change everything that happened before it started? What will happen during their last year of high school?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,297 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Same, Yet Different by WreckItRalphFan reviews
Anya and Dimitri are so different from each other. However, after fighting one night, Dimitri may just find some secrets about Anya's past that she has kept hidden so well. Perhaps, Anya will also discover some secrets about Dimitri's past. Together, they will realize that they aren't so different from each other after all.
Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri
Rumor Has It by JessIsTheBest reviews
His sister got hurt, so Fabian had no choice but to leave Nina alone. He figured she'd be okay, as she was definitely old enough to take care of herself; obviously. But Joy decides to step in, making things not okay. She twists the Anubis students' perspective of the American, in an attempt to make Fabian turn against her. Except, she didn't expect the result she ended up with.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,574 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R., Joy M. - Complete
House of Romance: What Should Have Happened by FABINALIVES reviews
What if Fabian never got the nerve to ask Nina to prom and she went with Jerome instead? When the residents of Anubis House decide to stay home over the summer, will Fabina finally become a reality, or will Joy get in the way? And when Anubis' favorite American male comes to school early, will Peddie still have a chance? FABINA and PEDDIE! A little Amfie, Mickara, and Jeroy.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,447 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Heartbreak hurts by Mari Olivia Stabler reviews
After fabina break up in season 2, Joy starts getting too close for comfort to Fabian. She will say and do anything to get him back, even if it means hurting someone else. What will she do? How far will she go? What will happen between Fabina? Who will everyone believe? Read and find out everything! Dont foget to review. R & R! P.s. my story "Worst b-day ever" is adoptable!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Joy M.
What is This the 1800s? : An Anubis Twist on Pride and Prejudice by The Beauty of Imperfection reviews
Will love blossom for the adopted Rodenmaar sisters when Fabian Rutter and his friend Jerome Clarke begin at Longbourn Academy? Can they deal with their Dad, Victor, & marriage obsessed Mum, Trudy? Mostly Jara and Fabina! Cover Photo Credit: The Girls of HOA. 2013. Photograph. Web. 5 Jul 2013. /pictures/house-of-anubis-get-to-know-the-characte ml. (Now a sparkly comp)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,050 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013 - [Mara J., Jerome C.] [Nina M., Fabian R.]
Rebel Love Song by SilverPenguin87 reviews
ADOPTED FROM ANAGRAM FOR GRACE ORIGINALLY CALLED YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL! Clary starts off in a new school, with a chemistry classmate who won't stop flirting, a locker that doesn't lock, and a chemistry teacher who already hates her. Join her as she makes friends, and tries to survive high school.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,333 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Uncle Oscar by Elphaba'sGirl reviews
Elphaba's favorite relative is "Uncle Oscar", who lives in the Emerald City and sends her cards twice a year, but whom she's never met. While on vacation, her sister Nessa and her father are killed, and she is sent to live with the uncle she's never met.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Wizard
Last Goodbye by Hugz Kissez reviews
" Listen! I just have to say one thing. I love you, Fabian Rutter, and wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. I just had to call you and say that."
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
An Angel Trained By The Devil by The Silence Breaker reviews
What if Clarissa was trained and parented by Valentine? What if she runs away? What if she meets the Lightwood's while shes on the run? Follow Clary on her mission to stay away from Valentine and her Brother, all while trying to keep her feelings for Jace Herondale at bay. (this story was deleted, so if you followed or Favorited or followed, please redo that.)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,016 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jocelyn F., Valentine M.
Our Oath by cityofclockwork reviews
Clary has just moved to Idris. She is Starting at a new highschool. Her best friend Simon just moved a few months before and she is very excited to see him. She thinks everything will be the same, but will someone come back into her life from her childhood? All human.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,260 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
The Duchess and the Kitchen Boy by Morgan-Kacie reviews
What if at the 300 year celebration of the Romanov rule, Rasputin didn't show his god awful face? It seems that even in an alternate universe, Anastasia and Dimitri were bound to be together. The young duchess and kitchen boy become fast friends, slowly forming a romance over the years; but they must hide their love because "princesses just don't marry kitchen boys".
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri
Awake by linh cinder reviews
Even though Leo's tired and Piper just won't let him go to sleep, he's never been more awake as to how he really feels. [Liper one-shot, written pre-MOA. Au-ish].
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Leo V., Piper M.] - Complete
A Long Kept Secret by Love's Symphony reviews
When another girl is found with Anastasia at the train station that fateful night with the same mark, a secret long time hidden, will finally emerge from the shadows. Anya/Dimitri, OC/OC
Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri] OC
Boyfriends, Demons and Downright Pain by Rhythms End reviews
Sebastian is back and looking for revenge. He finds Clary and Jace having a nice dinner and decides to take advantage of their evening. They are taken back to Sebastians apartment. Jace is locked up in a cell, Clary locked up in her room having to hear Jace's cries of pain every night. How far will Clary go to keep her boyfriend safe, even if it is her brother.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Clockwork City by tardisbluetrenchcoat reviews
Set after Clockwork Prince and COHF. Will, Jem and Tessa visit Pandemonium to search for more clues. At one particular table they find something out of place... 'The female mundane was dressed in a simple green frock, which Tessa noticed, matched her eyes. Her hair stood out against the dress, having hair as ginger as Henry.' Who is this lady and how has she come to England?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013
Gifts and Curses by AllaceRose reviews
Clary has 3 days to fall in love before she dies. Jace has 3 days to make a girl fall for him, then kill her or he dies. All hell breaks loose when a gift and a curse collide. They're obviously not meant to be... Right?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,389 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Anything Could Happen by GetPitchSlappedNeonTrees reviews
After various failed attempts at writing an adventure novel, single mom and writer Nina Martin resorts to a long There, she meets an archaeologist, a scandalous heiress, a troubled couple, an aspiring fashion designer, an alien hunter, a doctor, a conceited football player, and a mysterious They discover an ancient mystery that tangled everyone in its'
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,435 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Eddie M. - Complete
sibuna turned upside down by 2 cann 2 reviews
nina and eddie are back with another mistristic year like a season 4 but eddie is still the osirean and they didn't graduate
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Patricia W., Nina M., Eddie M., Fabian R.
Jace's Cure by SilverCarstairs reviews
"Jace..." Maryse asked him. "What DID happen, in Silent City." Jace told them he couldn't remember, since he had blacked out. When asked if he could remember before that, he told them no. He COULD remember before perfectly well. Talking of demon pox and sacrifices, thoughts of hope and future, and the Silent Brother smiling. It'd be nothing to them, but Jace would never forget.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Maryse L., B. Zachariah - Complete
Criminal by HOAluver13 reviews
In Anubis House, nothing is ever what is seems. But what if someone was keeping a dangerous secret? Something that they don't even want to know or be apart of. Something that will change their life forever. But with eight other residents, your secret won't stay a secret for long. They say curiosity killed the cat, and in this case, it might end up true... EDITED. Full sum inside.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012
Moonlight Bonding by Look For The Silver Lining reviews
Patricia can't stop thinking about Eddie, and it's making her lose sleep. Upon searching for a place to think, she finds a new friend. One-shot.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Nina M., Patricia W. - Complete
house of ninahouse of healing by justanobody2232 reviews
Nina Martin is a normal teenager, she's being bullied. She's very depressed and moves to self harm. Her friends have to help her through it. Will they save their friend?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Nina M.
Freed by winx12566 reviews
I checked my mail box and found a stack of papers. When I read through them, I realized I had found the original script of the Touchstone of Ra. I read through until two words stop me: Nina's POV. Hold on. WHAT! My take on how the Touchstone of Ra should have ended. Fabina fluff, Amber returns, and more closure in some scenes. No Fara or whatever Mara and Fabian are called. :-)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Amber M., Eddie M. - Complete
House of Loving, House of Summer by rutterluvr7659 reviews
What happens when Nina and Fabian get together after the Prom? What happens over the summer? Rated M for potential lemons in future chapters!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,470 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Fabian R., Nina M.
Destiny Never Dies by sillypanda16 reviews
When Eddie finds out the real reason Nina didn't return, what will he do?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Nina M., Eddie M., Fabian R.
Life on the Line by WiseWriter Cait reviews
What happens when you put the characters of House of Anubis in a Hunger Games world? Read as well as review this story to find out! Fabina, Neddie, Jabian, Jara, Peddie, Pifie. Rated T for just in case.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,985 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Tears in the Rain by Elphaba'sGirl reviews
While at Nessarose's party over break, Fiyero overhears a heated argument between Elphaba and her father. When he goes to comfort her, he realizes how much she means to him.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Dearest Eponine by Astrid Hidden reviews
Eponine escapes from her family whenever she can, if she can call them that. She escapes to Marius, but what happens when Cosette has returned and Marius appears to have forgotten Eponine, or has he? Eponine has been hurt, abused, betrayed her entire life but Marius was her constant, will things change for this lonely girl the day the barricades are built?
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,259 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Eponine, Marius Pontmercy
Hello, Old Friend by you.go.glenn.coco reviews
She's staring at him now, jaw dropped, olive-green eyes shining in excitement. "It's you!" She seems entirely too happy, and Jack nearly falls out of the window. / Jack Frost pops in on Rapunzel, who apparently has learned absolutely nothing about Stranger Danger.
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost
Layered Adjustments by yournewship reviews
So let's say they survive. And let's say some of them are in pretty bad shape. Let's see how these rebels manage to adjust to not just victory, but to each other.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,163 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras
Cosmic Love by GetPitchSlappedNeonTrees reviews
This year at Anubis, the mystery has gotten more...well, mysterious. But when the mystery threatens the foundation of all of the couples, will the couples crack under the pressure or survive? Join Sibuna as they race against the clock and discover new secrets about the house and themselves.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Eddie M. - Complete
Of Brits and Greeks by Stung by Stars reviews
Slight AU; Nina Martin is a daughter of Athena. She lives in Camp Half-Blood and is pretty good with a curves knife. When news from a wind nymph name Trudy comes about a monster and 8 half-bloods, Chiron assigns her on a quest to rescue the half-bloods. If only it was that easy. Nina makes enemies, friends and a possible boyfriend. Takes place in season 1 and after TLO.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Nina M.
The Tales of Eugene Fitzherbert by therealblondie11 reviews
Before she goes, Rapunzel has just one last surprise in store for Eugene. One-shot!
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Discoveries by Regina de Morte a.k.a. Mezza reviews
What happens when a copy of Clockwork Angel finds its way into Clary's hands? Read and find out. I promise to finish this. HIATUS - Sad, I know. At least I'm not kidding anyone.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Clary F., Magnus B.
Never Leaving You by Toadally Unique Winged Gal reviews
flock leaves for forks; and live there, where all kinds of Fangs collide, and new questions are asked. is bella ella, is max related to jacob, will I ever stop rambeling? read on to find out! wow that was dorky
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011
A little fall of rain, Can hardly hurt me now by Team-Edward-Bella-Twihard reviews
different than the book and musical but you'll love it! when eponine is wounded at the barricade marius does everything he can to help, in the process feelings that he previoiusly tried to deny start to surface, but what about cosette? didn't he love her? but eponine was his best friend, could it be he was wrong about his feelings all along? is it too late to make it right?
Crossover - Les Miserables & Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Eponine, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
All the Lights are Misty in the River by HiddlesMeThis reviews
After the barricade Éponine and Enjolras are now in their eternal resting place, free in Heaven. Everyone seems happy except Enjolras who feels he has nothing left now, and Éponine who is split between if she wants Marius to join her here or not. Enjolras finds a river, a window from Heaven down to Earth allowing Éponine and Enjolras to watch over Marius.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Eponine, Enjolras
All Alone by MissLilly235045 reviews
ITS HERE! The rewrite to ALONE! I know you've all been waiting. You don't have to read ALONE, by the way. Anyway, here's the summary: "She didn't want to be known as the coward, but she was scared. Scared, of the darkness swallowing her up. Ironic, huh?" (R&R. Cussing, Suicide Warnings, Bi-Polar Dissorder. - I've fully researched the disorder, btw; T for safety, probably M soon!)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Algebra by Occhi Marroni Dorati reviews
"Are you convinced yet?" Patricia and Fabian are studying but it goes a little bit further than being just study buddies. Fabicia. Set before season 1. Oneshot. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Patricia W., Fabian R. - Complete
The Truth by cupcakeassassin921 reviews
Rosalie spies on Bella one night to prove she isn't as perfect as she seems. She overhears a certain phonecall, and the Cullen's lives are changed forever. Edward/Bella.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Bella, Percy J.
Just a Locket by NicolieTheFace reviews
Rapunzel has been home for a mere week when her parents tell her that the Royal Family from a nearby Kingdom to meet her! But what will happen when Eugene tells her that Flynn had a run-in with some of their posessions? My summary sucks, just read it ;
Crossover - Little Mermaid & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/10/2011
selfish by pink-strawberry-lemonade reviews
the girls of Anubis House decide it's time Nina lost her virginity. / multiple pairings implied, but mainly a nina&fabian story. / inspired by britney spears' song "selfish".
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Sister returns by rabbitkirsty reviews
Nina is Jeromes sister? Nina left 7 year ago but is back? Victor OC! Sibuna never existed nor did the mystery.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Fabian R., Nina M.
My Name Was Bella by BlackPunkPrincess reviews
The Cullens never came back...Charlie got abusive...Now, Bella writes a poem that leads to her death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Precious Room by Singing Muse reviews
For eighteen years, he had been filling her bedroom with everything he thought a princess would want. Now that she had return, would she even like it? Father-daughter time between the King and Rapunzel because I think they need it!
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - The King, Rapunzel - Complete
Eleven: Anastasia by LabyrinthDweller reviews
Eleven chapter story with colors for prompts. For the 1997 animated film "Anastasia".
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
The Story Of Your Name by LuckyxLabradoodlexLoverx7 reviews
AU: When Flynn and Rapunzel's six-year-old daughter, Eve, is sick, she wants to know the story of her name. Takes place six years after the movie finishes. ONE-SHOT!
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Their Love by The Violet Writer reviews
A series of one shots and other short stories about Demitri and Anya's life together. Taking requests. Current: When exactly did Demitri fall in love with Anya? Not Anastasia – just Little Orphan Anya?
Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri
I will follow you into the Dark by Kiki1770 reviews
Based off the song written by Death Cab. After Fang leaves, Max cant handle the pain, so she commits suicide. Fang comes to the sing to her at the funeral, who knew he had other plans. Sad beining VERY HAPPY ENDING ONE-SHOT PLZ READ AND REVIEW FAX FAX FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Parent trap by In love with a Crooked SmileX reviews
Based on the movie 'Parent Trap' Ava Swan and Kaylee Cullen go to Camp Glee, and meet each other at 14, and find that they are twins, so they decide to swap lives with each other. AH, Pairings are the same, yet not fulfilled at the start. R&R please:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,269 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
House of Lust by Oriana de la Rose reviews
After a car crash, Bella wakes up in a mansion where she agrees to pleasure the owner in exchange for medical care. Edward is the erotic owner who takes it upon himself to "heal" her. Very graphic - be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,023 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8724 - Favs: 14,300 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Biology by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward, a biology teacher, has been lusting after one of his students all year. What happens when she comes into his classroom after school? Edward decides to teach her the reproductive system using very unorthodox methods. Graphic Lemons. 2-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
The Candle by xXxJasonxXx reviews
Edward is a successful pornstar. One night he has to do a film with Bella Swan. What happens when two pornstars come together under a single camera? OOC & AH. MATURE CONTENT; VERY GRAPHIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
The Banana by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is very sexually frustrated and needs release. But Edward wants to wait. However, she finds a banana and knows exactly what she wants to do to herself. OOC and VERY KINKY. One-shot! Read at your own risk!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Signed, Sealed, Delivered by Championship Vinyl reviews
I always say I hate mushy stuff, and then I go and write THIS. Oh, well. This is a supremely fluffy one in which Dimitri tries to get home in time for Anya's 21st birthday. Mind you, I said FLUFFY, not STUPID. Dialogue is good.
Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
The Tragedy of Eponine by SylverMystress reviews
Eponine's life has completed turned around! Now she seems to have a promising future...and has found Marius--but Eponine was one of "the miserable" for a reason. Please R&R!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,833 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/21/2002 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Complete
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Masked Maiden reviews
When Elphaba learns an illusion spell in her sorcery class, she decides to normalize herself for Galinda's birthday masquerade party that evening. But, the spell wears off at midnight. At the party, she meets a handsome prince. When the clock strikes twelve she flees, leaving only a gold slipper. Will the "Masked Maiden" be found? Will her prince like what he finds? Read to see!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Glinda U.
House of Surprise Arrivals reviews
The mask of Anubis quest is over. Everything is finally normal and perfect. That is, until Nina gets the worst news possible. And when a surprise visitor shows up at Anubis house, will secrets never meant to be heard, reveal themselves?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Nina M., OC
Till Death Do Us Part reviews
This is my entry to Hugz Kissez Fabina fanfic contest! Nina and Fabian are getting married, but will Nina's nerves cancel the wedding? Or can AMber save the day?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Nina M., Fabian R.] Amber M. - Complete
The Next One reviews
She was the american newbie who wasn't the best with making friends. Sound familiar? Dylan Eichner has just started at the most famous boarding school in England, and a week late too. History tends to repeat itself, doesn't it? Will Dylan discover the truth about her past, or will it stay buried deep in the memories of people she least expected?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Nina M., Fabian R.] OC
Demigods, Vampires, and Wars! OH MY! reviews
What if Bella Swan wasn't who she said she is? What if she was a demigod. Daughter of Poesidean to be exact. When there is rumor for another Titan War, Percy seeks his sister's help through Iris message. How will the Cullen's take this news and will they let Bella leave for camp?
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Bella, Percy J.
Bella is a Bird? reviews
Bella Swan was just a normal teeanger dating a vampire, or was she? Is there something more, something completely suprising about Bella Swan that we didn't know? How will the Cullen's react and what has Max and the flock to do in this mess? Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Max, Bella