Umi Sagara
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Joined 04-04-03, id: 365076
Author has written 8 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, Detective Conan/Case Closed, and Anime X-overs.

Note: As I am starting my senior year of high school as of August 13, Monday, and this is my only week off from work, I will be doing NOTHING, with the exception of watching/reading Detective Conan, nearly crying at the names changed in Detective Conan, while wondering what the hell the renaming cast was smoking and drinking when doing so, or playing video games. Namely, Resident Evil 4 and Megaman/Megaman X. But I promise, if I haven't updated by the end of next week, you all may find where I live and lynch me. Here's a hint: in the phonebook, we're the only family in Alexandria, Louisiana with the last name of Groom.

FOREWARNING: This Uminucleosis is known to be one of the most laziest beings on the face of the planet. It can finish something, but it rarely does quickly. Instead of new chapters that should be written/updated, it chooses instead to start new fics all the time. So, do not think of death whenever it does not update for a year or so. Just think "lazy"

me: Oi! Ookami! Give it a rest! -_-
Ookami: Well, SOMEONE had to give them a fair warning...
me: ... screw you.
Ookami: Nyaaaaa~ You just hate me 'cause it's true.

OKAY! Allow me to introduce myself and write some stuff about moi...

Nicknames

-Umi Sagara comes from RK when I was about in 8th grade or so.. Well, the sagara part anyways. I've just grown attached to the last name though. c:
-Kaori Kudo I swear, this was before I ever saw Detective Conan. I just liked the word "kudos" and wanted to make some puns in fics with moi in them...
-Cherry Sama Nickname from 7th grade. I loved cherries. _ " obviously
-Miu Gosara is a scrambled up version of Umi Sagara. I came up with this one to completely create my own character, since I didn't like some restraints my friends put on my Umi character. Long story.

Age

My birthday is May.. May.. -looks at calendar- May 26, 1990. Anyone who can add and subtract is privilaged to know my true age.

Grade

I'm almost a seeenior~

Favorite Animes/Mangas (in order... I think)

Animes
Meitantei Conan
Meitantei Gauken Q (Detective Academy/School Q)
Death Note
Ayatsuri Sakon
Young Kindaichi's Case Files
Spiral
Guyver
XXXHOLiC (x.x It's a horror/comedy series.)
Digimon Adventures (the FIRST one-the good one.)
Fullmetal Alchemist
.. and after that, I'd have to look up names of animes and then remember "oh yeah! I like that!"

Mangas
Meitantei Conan
Zodiac PI
Death Note
Kamen Tantei (literal translation: Masked Detective)
Black Cat
Comic Party
Alichino
Angelic Layer
... and after that, I'd have to look up names and then remember that I like them. Again.

Location

On Earth. More specifically, in America. And for those oddballs who want even MORE specific, this is as specific as I'm about to get: I'm in the southern state of Louisiana.

Pickup lines I like to take cracks at

-->Is your father a thief? Because I was wondering who took the stars from the skys and stuck them in your eyes.
my response: Yes, actually. He is a thief. I help him. :3 We steal people's lives. 3

-->If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
my response: Not all of it. But my fist would definitely be held against your face. _

-->Hey baby, you come here alone?
my response: -looks around at friends next to me- Well, no. Did you come here blind or just stupid?

Quotes I like

"The number you have dialed exists only in your imagination. Hang up and do not call again." ~ Kudos to whoever knows where this one came from. ;3

"Never Underestimate the power of deduction!" ~Shinichi Kudou who cares if it was a mistranslation? I like it

"There is only one truth!" ~Shinichi Kudou and Kyu

"Aw, damn, I lose more friends that way."~Friend xD sort of an inside joke. You'd have to be there.

"If the detective gives up, the case will never be solved!"~Kyu from Detective Academy Q

"Why do I want to be a detective? Because.. If there are no detectives, then many innocent people will be wrongly sentenced. And besides, why make people do something when there is someone else who wants to do it?" ~me, from a conversation with a concerned friend

"Whether the earth revolves around the sun or whether it revolves around us is irrevelent in my work, and thus, I shall try my best to forget it." ~Sherlock Holmes

"Hot damn! I'm going to a spa! ...-a few minutes later-...Oh no, have a writer's conference that weekend. Guess I'm going to New Jersey instead. Hmmm, I should start writing now."~My personal favorite living author, Lisa Gardner

"To leave a message, press one now. To leave a fingerprint, press two now." ~Again, kudos to whoever knows where that one is from. ;3

"I'm not broke. I'm just on a financial hiatus." ~ Classmate of mine

Fics I'm working on

1.) Chance of a Lifetime-It's a joint fic by me and Mat49324. Check it out sometime:3

2.) Threat Letter-Ran and Shinichi had babies! Now that they're 10 and 7, they've been kidnapped. D: Even I'm not completely sure how it's going to end. And I'm the one writing it. Can you guess it before I write it?
Note: I know, I need to update this. Sorry, guys, I have a lot of irrelevant excuses, one involving a scanner and a friend's 18th birthday.

3.) How Many Licks?- :3 It's a fic that would probably have been inspired by crack if I ever used it. Instead, though, it was inspired by me noticing that I've been eating nothing but tootsiepops lately (even though I love Ice cream much more), watching the original comercial, no sleep, a shitload of caffinne, and probably enough sugar to make a crazy man's head asplode.

4.) Moving! - An emo fic. D: Poor Conan/Shinichi. He has to choose whether to stay or go with Ran as her dad moves overseas.

5.) The Afterlife - :D A fic I made in commemoration of all the dead characters. Espically Shuu and L (From Detective Conan and Death Note). Although, there are Goku cracks, a few Zero/maybe X cracks.. Alkanphael is going to be in it:D

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25 Moments: Shinichi and Ran by Mat49324 reviews
25 moments between Shinichi and Ran. For the whole ShinichiRan community. Private Gym: What happens when Ran and Shinichi get the school gym to themselves?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,207 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M.
The Incredible Shrinking Rachel by smx underground reviews
Rachel gets shrunk. Three more detectives are out for Kaitou kid. Conan's seceret is in danger.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Ran M., Kaito K.
30 Evil Deeds: Gin by Candyland reviews
Because even Bad Guys with Blonde Hair of Evil need some love, too. —The True Enemy: Shinichi confronted Gin, demanding to meet the head of the Syndicate.—
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,763 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Gin - Complete
Detective Rachel by Mat49324 reviews
Joint story with Demon Brat 2000. Summary inside. Please review, read and enjoy.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007
The Murder in the Ocean by Mat49324 reviews
Summer is here, and it gets off to a rocky start when someone is murdered on the beach. Worse yet, people suspect Serena of the murder. Will she be cleared by Jimmy and myself? Read to find out. [JimmyRachel] For DCA. Please forgive me!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,582 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sonoko S., Ran M.
Unexpected Fears by Mat49324 reviews
After 4 straight nights of the same nightmare, Richard has somehow developed a fear of... Rachel. Can Jimmy, Rachel and I make him come to his senses soon? Read to find out.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,005 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Welcome to McGoonald's, may I take your order? by Dancing Nightmare reviews
Heiji is working at the local McGoonald's, and keeping that job isn't as easy as it looks.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Heiji H. - Complete
It Sucks To Be Who? by RanMouri82 reviews
In Conan's crew it can be hard to say, much less sing, whose life sucks most. With apologies to Avenue Q!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
An Essay and the Future by Ran-dezvous reviews
An essay for school made Conan ask what Ai wanted to do in the future.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ai Haibara/Shiho M. - Complete
Note to Lunch by Mat49324 reviews
Rachel receives a letter from me asking her if she'd like to do lunch. Will she accept? And is Conan given a chance to turn back to normal? Read and find out. I'll rate it T just in case. [Pairings: MyselfRachel and one more: RachelJimmy]
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,820 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
A First Morning by gosalyngirl reviews
A short story. Drake and Gosalyn's first Saturday together, immediately after the battle with Taurus Bulba. A lot of symbolism, cute.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
Round 'Round the MerryGo'Round by Jeva reviews
There was a reason why Shinichi preferred murderers over thieves...especially phantom thieves. They always seemed to make everything into double meanings!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Random Insanity: A Detective Conan Story by Death88 reviews
Just what the title says, random insanity. Death88 has struck again!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005
Bunny Island by Superinsane-in-the-Mainframe reviews
How will Negaduck react to be on a island surround by cute cuddly bunny rabbit :S Find out in BUNNY ISLAND read it and weep warning: contains sick twisted humor and a bit swearing.. assurance do not cover any loss of brain cells caused by this story
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
The Anime Investigators by JSVmedia reviews
A murder shocks a small town and 10 anime characters come together and solve this crime and track down the killer. If they want to find the killer they must play the killer's rules by one investigator will be killed in every three days.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,207 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
Kitty! Rurouni Kenshin by Kitty Katana reviews
I interview RK characters! Only chaos and madness can ensue! A fic dedicated to the sugar high! Yahiko's chaper finally up!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003
The Game Show were you lose you Die by Humor News Cast reviews
I finally updated!.. Ok Zero is the Host of the Game show and is bound and determine to either kill or seriosly injure his contestants. Totaly humor1 R&R please
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003
Sailor Moon Ranma 12 crossover by Moonlit Dreamer1 reviews
by the title you can see where I am heading, please read, I don't want to give away my plot.
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2002
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The Afterlife
All those characters that died and don't come back, and aren't annoyingoverrated are right here. Shuichi Akai Detective Conan and Ryuzaki Death Note are the main characters here. A bit of DBZ bashing involved.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007
How many licks? reviews
Three teenage girls are in search of the answer: How many licks does it take to get to the Center of a tootsie pop? And just how many times is Conan going to prevent others from eating this poision?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2007
Moving! reviews
Ran and Kogoro have to move overseas, and ShinichiConan has a choice of staying or moving. Which will he pick?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M.
Threat Letter reviews
Shinichi has gotten the antidote and is married to Ran with two kids, named Conan and Kari. Shinichi is still the ace detective of the east, but.. what happens when his two kids are involved? [rated for murder, abduction, and language]
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Shinichi K./Conan E.
Shinichi's return and the School Administration reviews
The somewhat short story of Shinichi's return to Teitan High and how he gets them to believe where he was. Ran is sick, so in comes a new accomplice, Umi, who's also been missing. Oh, someone help Shinichi before he commits suicide from being around her.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
A full album in a little girl reviews
Sesshomaru bumps into a little human girl, and oddly enough,allows her to join his group as well. However, she just loves presenttime songs, how catchy they are, so she often sings them unconsciously. They have a long way to go to reach Fukuoka
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Rin, Sesshomaru
Becomings of Boredom rewrite! reviews
This.. is a plotless story... so far. BUT, it will have a plot. (dun dun dun) Just r&r and I already have the next chapter ready when people review! nn Enjoy my ramblings!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005
Leaving our World reviews
A girl is thrown into the future with the help of dimension portals as a child and there she learns to live. She has some friends and at the end of her 15th birthday, she is thrown to many different dimensions. There, she finds what she has lost as a babe
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Sanosuke
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