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Author has written 11 stories for Ice Age, Monster High, and How to Train Your Dragon.
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I'm the eldest child out two, me and my sister (I call her sprog or it) even though her name's Rebecca
I'm 18 years old
I am studying Art and Design
I have 1 dog, 1 rabbit and 1 cat now since the 1 of which his front legs had stop growing since he was a kitten died on the 10th of Novmeber last year.
R.I.P Perkins Smiles
My fave horse Blackthorn, a one million a horse, he'll always be in my heart
I say if you want to get on horses good side and them to understand you and them better, you've got to be a horse, meaning listen to them but not just with your ears the best teacher of the horse are the horses themselves.
Quoting a very old Indian Tribe: When you are at one with your horse, you are at one with yourself
My quote: If it's born in the wild it stays in the wild, if it's born by man it stay with man.
I think that owners that abuse their animals should be punished that same way e.g if they staved the animal the owners will be staved for the same amount of time that the animal had suffered.
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Hello all you people in fanfiction reading land (excuse me for my English not all that good at spellings) and I'm going to and get as many stories up as I can, I won't abandond stories is their not finished, if they don't seem to getting finshed well or I don't like it I may replace the story and rewrite it. Hopefully many of my fanfictions will be about Mario, some horse ones, I.N.K, HTTYD, Cars and Ice age and now I've gone crazy over any films that has got dinosaurs in them oh and I mustn't forget MLP FIM.
And the Predator movies.
Here are the stories I'm currently I working on
Shu's wild flower: Coming(Cars)
Hot mammoth love: Complete(Ice age)
The lesson: Coming soon(Ice age)
The white mammoth: In progress(Ice age)
Yes Master: Complete (Ice age)
Yes Mistress: Coming soon(Ice age)
Cast Away: In progress(Ice age)
The hybrid dinosaur: Coming soon(Ice age)
The sliver mammoth: Coming soon(Ice age)
Seeing to reason: Complete(Ice age)
Two treasures growing: Coming soon(Ice age)
New school&new face= New Ghoul: In progress(Monster High)
Different African Pachyderm: Coming Soon(The Legend of Tarzan)
Love poison plays games: Coming soon(Ice age)
Toothless's lusty dream: Complete(HTTYD)
Coming to your sences: Coming soon(HTTYD)
Will Toothless have a legacy?: In progress(HTTYD)
Cloudjumper's secret rider: Complete(HTTYD)=Requested by Transformers Cowgirl
For The Dancing and For The Dreaming: Complete(HTTYD)
I, Bhozethorn, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
Total number of reviews left thus far - 1752!
Movies: Cars & 2, Ice age, Carry on's, both HTTYD movies, Both of the Johnny English movies, Jurassic Park, Jaws, Deep Blue Sea, Dump and Dumper, Spirit Stallion of the Cimmaron, The last unicorn, Hidglo, Classic Disney films, Brave, Black Beauty, Home alone 1, 2 and 3, all Predator movies, all Alien movies, Paul and The Black Stallion.
Songs: Are ones from movie soundtracks, celtic woman and We are family(Also from Ice age), oh and What does the fox say
Youtube Channels: Rick Gore's Think like a horse, Equels=3, Gabriel Iglesias, TheFineBros, Monster High, Pewdiepie, Cutiedipie and Fred
Comidians: Russel Howard, Lee Evens, Eddie Izzard, Gabriel Iglesias, Sid James, Kenny Everett, Michael Mcintyre, Ray Peacock and Dawn French
Tv Shows: Mrs Brown's boys, Top Gear, Big Bang Theory, How I met your mother, My Little Pony FIM, Embarrassing Bodies, Russel Howard's Good News, TMNT, Sonic X, Rude Tube, Horseland, Bravesstar, Mock the Week,QI XL, Vicar of Dibley and Extreme Dinosaurs
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