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Joined 01-22-12, id: 3653102, Profile Updated: 03-31-14
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Legend of Zelda, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Frozen.

My name is Desiree Douglas and I want to be a writer someday.

I LOVE anything to do with Harry Potter. Hence the name. Actually I got the name from a silly Christmas song I heard forever ago.

Jingle bells, Twilight smells; Edward ran away. Bella died; Jacob cried POTTER ALL THE WAY.

Haha nah just kidding I love Twilight too. And Divergent... and the Inheritance Cycle... OK you get it!

Ahem... I will love you forever Tobias Eaton.

There's a story I want you all to check out and trust me I wouldn't be recommending it unless it was worth reading. Ever heard of Deadwoodpecker? He/She wrote the most amazing Harry Potter time travel fanfic in the universe. It's called Backwards With a Purpose. Part 1&2. Literally blew my mind. So check it out or else.

So I posted some Legend of Zelda and Twilight fanfics a while back. Will I ever jump back in on them? Probably not. Is it possible though? Yes, very possible to happen. Most of my ideas for stories come when I'm sleep deprived at 3 o'clock in the morning so I apologize if half of them don't make sense or they never get far. Staying with an idea after it's thought is my own flaw.

My main inspiration is Damon Fizzy who is perhaps one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Look him up on YouTube. I aspire to be as accepting and funny as him someday.

Now if you've made it with me this far, you can probably tell I'm a crazy dangerous psychopath with insane fantasies about love and the fun things you can make people do in stories. Seriously my favorite thing to do is kill off main lovable characters. Don't say I never warned you.

Now hang on, it gets even weirder.

Favorite Quotes (warning: May cause sudden loss of bladder control. Do NOT read while told to be quiet)

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness, and call it love. -Dr. Seuss

Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it's stupid.

Why talk about mature things when you can laugh at a guy in a fat suit dancing like Michael Jackson. (May or may not be referring to Justin Beiber. No offense Beliebers)

Tell a man there are 3 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Self-Checkout Line: The place where customers of and establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

I should've known it wasn't going to work out between me and my ex-wife. After all. I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -Bilbo Baggins

"Please don't eat raw cookie dough." Why Pillsbury? Worried I might be happy for FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES?

If God is the DJ, then life is the dance floor, love is the rhythm, and you are the music. -P!nk

Wow, seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13, I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies.

You can't be good enough for everybody, but you'll always be the best for the one who deserves you the most.

(._.) (l:) (.-.) (:l) (._.) They see me rollin'. They hatin'.

Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence* Popular person: *sneeze* Class: GOD BLESS YOU, LORD JESUS LET GOD PROTECT YOU FROM THAT SNEEZE. AMEN!

I remember typing all this out. Now I'm looking over it to change some things and what the hell was my 15 year old brain on.

Well goodbye ya'll. Keep reading. Preferably my stories. Stay away from strangers. That includes Omegle. SO FREAKIN' ADDICTING. Don't do drugs. Live life to fullest. Speak now. Be fearless. Love often. Cry a lot. Science says it's good to cry to have a nice cry now and then. Dance with danger, but don't do the tango when caution is around. I'm tired. I have no idea what I'm saying anymore.

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Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 287,429 - Reviews: 4441 - Favs: 5,717 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Shadow Of The Hero by Bookwrm389 reviews
When the story is retold, they speak of a hero who traveled through time to find his princess. But they will never know the truth, that when Hyrule had seen its darkest hour, it was the princess who walked in the hero's shadow. 100 Themes Challenge. On Permanent Hiatus.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 375,193 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Link, Zelda, Sheik
Compromise by Anysia reviews
Life's all about compromise. [Kristanna, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Acheronta Movebo by tiger7210 reviews
I fought through a parasite-infested tree, a deadly cave, the belly of a whale, and countless temples.I killed the King of Thieves and saved this land. But when it was all said and done, I was sent back in time by the woman who asked me to do it. This time Hyrule will fall as it has before.But it won't be at the hands of Ganondorf. I saved this kingdom, and I will destroy it again.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 108,137 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
One Summer in San Francisco by Emmie0928 reviews
Victoire's daughter Jackie is sent to stay with her uncle Louis in San Francisco the summer after she graduates from Hogwarts. Sequel to Unexpected and Victoire's Little Sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,800 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - OC, Louis W.
Face the World Fighting by Sweets5236 reviews
Lily, Alice, Marlene, and the Marauders are fresh out of Hogwarts, prepared to fight for the Light in the Order of the Phoenix. Despite the hardships they have encountered, they're ready to face the world fighting. Together. The much anticipated sequel to Life of Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,438 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Old Warmth of the Sun by conjurewithrisk reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 86,584 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Novel by zeldamaster8472 reviews
I always felt that the Zelda series deserved a novel, something that tells the story we're all familiar with, except with the kind of plot and character development more often found in literature than in video games. The seeds are there in the game, but sometimes they have to be drawn out. Believe it or not, this project came close to commercial publication. See intro for more.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 115,483 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Finally by Kibasgirltsumi reviews
Set after Skyward Sword. Link and Zelda now must decide what their relationship is, and what remains of their destinies to fulfill. But even though Demise is sealed, darkness still thrives, and Link may not be strong enough to defeat it on his own.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 183,278 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The First Time by Emmie0928 reviews
"The first time he smiled at you, you thought for sure you'd died and gone to heaven. Because he was devastatingly handsome. Because you never thought anyone as smart as him, as popular as him, as gorgeous as him would ever look at you the way he was looking at you at that moment."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
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Alsjeblieft reviews
The title is please in Dutch, which is a word I found popped out a lot in the movie. This is a fanfiction of Frozen one shots, prior and post movie. They aren't in any particular order, just moments of their lives that I found interesting. Give this a read and I promise it won't be too bad.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,993 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Sven
It's Not That Easy reviews
Rachel has lived a life of loneliness and pain. So when she's turned into a vampire and forced to adapt to the Cullen's family filled nature, will she cope? And with the Quileutes watching her every move, can she manage to not mess up? Will a certain hunky werewolf teach her to love and trust again? She's running from the past, but it's slowly catching up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Seth
Forbidden Love reviews
Ginger is a Hunter. She's also in love. A one-shot I wrote in the dead of night. Review if you like it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Artemis - Complete
The In Between reviews
Nolan Cooper is a normal teenager with normal problems. At least until the dreams start. Then a new kid comes to town by the name of Sheik and weird things start happening to Nolan. Who is this Zelda person? He starts remembering things he's never done and a place he's never been to. Beautiful girls aren't the only things on his mind anymore. Now he has to find out who he really is
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Zelda, Link
The Beginning reviews
A one-shot that explains how Link, the hero, is born. Please review and tell me if you like it! Might be more than a one-shot if I get enough people to like it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Link - Complete