Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Legend of Zelda, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Frozen.
My name is Desiree Douglas and I want to be a writer someday.
I LOVE anything to do with Harry Potter. Hence the name. Actually I got the name from a silly Christmas song I heard forever ago.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells; Edward ran away. Bella died; Jacob cried POTTER ALL THE WAY.
Haha nah just kidding I love Twilight too. And Divergent... and the Inheritance Cycle... OK you get it!
Ahem... I will love you forever Tobias Eaton.
There's a story I want you all to check out and trust me I wouldn't be recommending it unless it was worth reading. Ever heard of Deadwoodpecker? He/She wrote the most amazing Harry Potter time travel fanfic in the universe. It's called Backwards With a Purpose. Part 1&2. Literally blew my mind. So check it out or else.
So I posted some Legend of Zelda and Twilight fanfics a while back. Will I ever jump back in on them? Probably not. Is it possible though? Yes, very possible to happen. Most of my ideas for stories come when I'm sleep deprived at 3 o'clock in the morning so I apologize if half of them don't make sense or they never get far. Staying with an idea after it's thought is my own flaw.
My main inspiration is Damon Fizzy who is perhaps one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Look him up on YouTube. I aspire to be as accepting and funny as him someday.
Now if you've made it with me this far, you can probably tell I'm a crazy dangerous psychopath with insane fantasies about love and the fun things you can make people do in stories. Seriously my favorite thing to do is kill off main lovable characters. Don't say I never warned you.
Now hang on, it gets even weirder.
Favorite Quotes (warning: May cause sudden loss of bladder control. Do NOT read while told to be quiet)
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness, and call it love. -Dr. Seuss
Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it's stupid.
Why talk about mature things when you can laugh at a guy in a fat suit dancing like Michael Jackson. (May or may not be referring to Justin Beiber. No offense Beliebers)
Tell a man there are 3 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Self-Checkout Line: The place where customers of and establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between me and my ex-wife. After all. I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -Bilbo Baggins
"Please don't eat raw cookie dough." Why Pillsbury? Worried I might be happy for FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES?
If God is the DJ, then life is the dance floor, love is the rhythm, and you are the music. -P!nk
Wow, seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13, I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies.
You can't be good enough for everybody, but you'll always be the best for the one who deserves you the most.
(._.) (l:) (.-.) (:l) (._.) They see me rollin'. They hatin'.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence* Popular person: *sneeze* Class: GOD BLESS YOU, LORD JESUS LET GOD PROTECT YOU FROM THAT SNEEZE. AMEN!
I remember typing all this out. Now I'm looking over it to change some things and what the hell was my 15 year old brain on.
Well goodbye ya'll. Keep reading. Preferably my stories. Stay away from strangers. That includes Omegle. SO FREAKIN' ADDICTING. Don't do drugs. Live life to fullest. Speak now. Be fearless. Love often. Cry a lot. Science says it's good to cry to have a nice cry now and then. Dance with danger, but don't do the tango when caution is around. I'm tired. I have no idea what I'm saying anymore.