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Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,975 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Closely Knit by icyvampire123 reviews
Kakashi hadn't wanted to be a squad leader. He was perfectly content with his life as a Jounin. But upon meeting his three little Genin students, he finds them to be far more endearing than he could have ever imagined. Finally, Kakashi has someone to care for. *Team 7 fluffy moments. Family relationships and hurt/comfort. No obvious pairings*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Omiai by librastar reviews
The war is over, but darkness has fallen on the Shinobi Alliance. Amid a world of blood, treachery and lies, Hatake Kakashi had sworn to give his body, his life and his future for Konoha since the day he had first taken up the hitaiate. But when Danzo orders him to be married to the Mizukage as a political offering, is he ready to give up his heart as well? Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,766 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Mei T.
The (In)Sanity of the GoM by psychotic luv reviews
In which Kuroko makes Akashi proud. The high school teams witness the dynamics of the famed GoM. And Seirin thought Kuroko was the normal one. A series of (possibly) unrelated one-shots/drabbles.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Kuroko T., Aomine D., Akashi S., Generation of Miracle
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,405 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven
Time and Time Again by Obsidian Abyss reviews
Kuroko Tetsuya thought he had a good life. There were hardships and all but he was able to get through them and reunite with his ex teammates and earn new friends. But one day Kuroko woke up on the first day of school in Teikō. Time Travel
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,206 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
Shisui and Itachi's Mission to Protect by Silent-Himitsu reviews
Little Sasuke has always been easy on the eyes. But now that he's attending the Academy, Shisui and Itachi discover the re-occurrence of something horrifically familiar. [attempted fluff and semi-crack fic] [slight language][OCs involved]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,585 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Team Seven
Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,861 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Noise Pollution by Santana2 reviews
Five times the team tried to get Tony Stark to shut up. And the one time it worked. T is for safety.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Daddy Thing by Obsessive Child reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,789 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even. Not a Slash. Occasional references of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23750 - Favs: 13,385 - Follows: 12,291 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Binary Effect by arcanioque reviews
Sasuke has no other why – but he's been avoiding Kakashi like a plague lately, unable to meet his eye. pre-Shippuden, GEN.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Guide to the Avengers Rules by electracait reviews
A bunch of drabbles of things the Avengers are not allowed to do and why! Rated T for cursing and some references. Enjoy! Chapter 1 now fixed
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 6,250 - Follows: 7,095 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Fifteen Million Ryo by Riya3 reviews
Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end in this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Antics by Strawberrywaltz reviews
A collection of one shots featuring the Avengers when they aren't saving the world. Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Friendship, and maybe a little Adventure. Chapter Four: Part One of Shark Week. Tony takes the boys deep-sea fishing and things get…interesting.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
In Another's Eyes by Kitsune Heart reviews
Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Grub K., Vinyáya - Complete
The Resilience of Time by Mnsk reviews
Before his death, Nagato destroys his Rinnegan to keep it out of certain dangerous hands. Infuriated, Uchiha Obito actives a legendary seal that resets time and all its events, but he didn't count on Konoha's Orange Ninja remembering everything. Time travel on an epic scale. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,972 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kashi-sensei by Eirian Erisdar reviews
Kakashi falls to the Chibi no Jutsu, reverting his body and mind to an eighteen-month-old child's. But apparently, in this form, he can solve a great many problems in the shinobi world. Humour, angst, revelations, and featuring Hatake Sakumo, Namikaze Minato, and Uchiha Itachi. Set between the time when Kakashi takes over his team again from Yamato and the hunt for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,954 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
First Impressions by WhyMustIWrite reviews
A series of ficlets, focused on the Umino family. Ch 1: Kakashi and Iruka's first meeting. Ch 2: Iruka and his father are vexed by graduation requirements. Ch 3: The origin of Iruka's scar, with appearances by Obito, Fugaku, and the prior generation Ino-Shika-Cho. Ch 4: The aftermath of Iruka's scar. Ch 5: The Kyuubi attack. NEW: Ch 6 Sakumo's suicide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Iruka U.
Promises Made, Promises Kept by Isilarma reviews
They were brothers before they became legends. Five times Tobirama protected his brother, and one time he didn't need to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Time Travel Fun by Mnsk reviews
When the shinobi of Konoha get their hands upon a time seal, they do the only logical thing that can be expected from mature adults: They take turns! Series of light oneshots. Chapter four: Anko tries to prevent Orochimaru's defection. How? With puppy-eyes and dango, of course! Marked as complete, but there may be more.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Complete
Prompting the Underrepresented by GDYRISAA reviews
A series of one-shots based on a variety of prompts, using some of the more underrepresented characters in the show. Shibi Aburame loves his son more than anything in the world. The night Itachi killed his lover. The reason Ebisu wears glasses. Genma cleans his room. Neji's missasigned mission. Kakashi talks about Obito. Maito Gai is heavily influenced by his parents.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Itachi U., Ebisu, Genma S., Shibi A.
There'll Be Bluebirds by little0bird reviews
On a dreary afternoon, Teddy Lupin finds his father's journals. Order of the Phoenix, Half Blood Prince, and Deathly Hallows from the perspective of Remus Lupin. Characters include Tonks and the rest of the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,274 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
A Switch in Time by WDW reviews
Rin gets rescued, not by her teammates, but by two mysterious, strangely familiar men. Written for yangires. Warnings for unexplained time travel and a possible time paradox.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
What's the Worst That Can Happen? by mapplepie reviews
Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run it's course? Never! Kakashi-centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,318 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
Iruka The Evil Genius by DixieGoddess reviews
Everyone thinks Iruka-sensei is just so very nice and sweet... But Kakashi is about to find out the hard way that the guy is far from what everyone thinks of him... KakashixIruka/Mature/Disturbing!Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
The Next Type of Motion by dansunedisco reviews
KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Princess by Lady Icicle reviews
Sakura was Team Seven's princess. Most days, she even enjoyed it. But this was just becoming a little bit too much. Action must be taken. Team Seven X Sakura, some Others X Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
The Importance of Being Family by laurelangel reviews
So, Konoha doesn't have child protective services. They do have a chronically tardy jounin whose aggravating pug-dog conscience bullies him into tolerating a new room-mate. Or two. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,856 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 3,716 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
going for broke by a warrior queen reviews
You had one job, Minato. —Kageship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Tobirama S., Minato N. - Complete
Above the Underneath by Dreamyin reviews
"Careful Sensei. Look too closely underneath the underneath and you may fail to see what is right in front of you." Kakashi regarded the blond pensively, before he eye-smiled. "You have grown up a lot from the five-year-old I babysat Naruto." Non-Yoai, Teacher-student-bond. Including ANBU Kakashi as "Inu".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,968 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Tea Time by DixieGoddess reviews
Over the years, Kakashi has taken a liking to the times he gets to meet Iruka for tea to discuss Naruto. But he starts feeling a little... possessive... when Iruka starts having tea with Yamato instead. KakaIru! Fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Heroes in 100 Words by JustSaraNoH reviews
A series of drabbles taking place in and around The Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 94 - Words: 56,470 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
I Like You That Way by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
During the time Kakashi and Yamato teach Naruto how to control his nature release. After Kakashi says that he is finally starting to like Naruto, Naruto reads into that statement and becomes alarmed. Kakashi wishes Naruto would drop it. He thinks Naruto has. But then Naruto comes back and asks him a question. Now a two-shot. Second part after the battle with Hidan and Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,559 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Complicit by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Drabble. A different take on Gai's piggyback race back to Konoha. Because Gai couldn't continue challenging Kakashi over the years if Kakashi wasn't complicit.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Shortcutting Redemption by Girl-chama reviews
When the Avengers are unable to subdue a hulked-out Bruce Banner, they call in a new brand of consultant to get the job done (rated for mild language).
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,331 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sakura H., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Talk - Shinobi Version by Sakiku reviews
Team 7 has reached an age where it is time for The Talk. The 'how's have already been covered at the academy – now it is time to get into the 'why's. Despite the humor, a serious fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Familiar Taste of Poison by LaylaBinx reviews
Steve becomes incredibly sick after a mission gone wrong and the others help him through it. Mostly my excuse for shameless Steve!whump and gooey team feels all around :p
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,110 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Dear Captain America Please Marry my Mom by Darmen reviews
A collection of fan letters sent to Steve Rogers following is reappearance and subsequential involvement with the newly formed "avengers". Sent from fans young and old across the country, Steve reads each and every one and attempts to respond individually. Some however leave him speechless, touched and quite a bit baffled. I put it at T in case there is some "langue" later on.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Figuring It Out by max.tmy reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is in love. And there are several people who figure it out before him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Early Morning Hungers by YokaiHeart reviews
Tony interrupts Natasha's early morning readings. Has a little bit of Bruce thrown in near the end because I love these three. No longer a one-shot!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Are You Serious? by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack filled and spoiler for chapter 599. Now with ten percent more mascaline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Thank God For Good Godfathers by HannaHazzard reviews
Captain America didn't have to spend time as a Capsicle, and was there for Tony's childhood. More importantly, he was Tony's godfather.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Quiet Companionship by LastChancetoBreathe reviews
All people had ever done since he'd woken up was talk and insult and inundate and order and instruct and condescend and babytalk him. There was far too much noise in this world and no one seemed to appreciate the beauty of silence or the value of quiet companionship. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hallelujah by giddyDemagogue reviews
Clint and Natasha's first meeting, when they tried to kill each other. Songfic, to the song of Hallelujah. I don't own any of this...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
When You Know by Initial A reviews
Steve's POV. "Part of me will always be surprised that she ever said yes."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
A Name He Could Do Without by Lucillia reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
Crossbows by A. Murray reviews
It isn't a party until someone brings out the crossbow. -or, How I Attended Natasha Romanoff's Birthday Party and Lived to Tell the Tale
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Complete
A Widow Nesting by nikonic reviews
Life throws the Avengers' resident assassins for a little loop; a story in which we see how the newly minted Avengers Tower handles a pint-sized assassin baby. Hawkeye/Black Widow established relationship, all Avengers included at one point. Rated for language
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,177 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Declaration by VickyVicarious reviews
The Uchiha have always been known for their unfaltering perception. But Sasuke never completed his training with other Uchihas and anyway, with Naruto saying "I love you" left and right, he can surely be forgiven for misunderstanding... can't he? -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,530 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Health, Safety and Other Household Hazards by Randomite reviews
A quiet morning at the Avengers Mansion in which Thor can be a disruptive influence even in his absence, Clint and Tony can't resist a challenge, Jarvis plays favourites, Steve can be very surprising and Bruce and Natasha watch in amazement. Takes place a couple of months or so after the movie.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Viole at Night by Slayzer reviews
Tower of God Before the "Untrustworthy Room" test Viole and Yeon try to get some sleep. Yeon can't sleep well sharing her room with a guy but Viole seems to be haunted by some lingering memory. He calls out a girl's name and Yeon can't help but wounder what kind of person Viole really is.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Tower of God/신의탑 - Complete
Impassive Endearment by HetChrome reviews
Kise finally gets his long-awaited date with Kuroko, but of course the rest of the Generation of Miracles are not going to take this sitting down. By the way, shoujo manga are meant to be thwarted. Kise/Kuroko, GoM/Kuroko. Ao/Kuro Parody up!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Kuroko T., Kise R. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Poke by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Sasuke doesn't remember how it started, this habit Itachi had of poking him in the head, but Itachi does, and he still thinks it was a wonderful discovery.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fangirl by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
He wasn't kidding when he told the doctor he was a big fan, and he honestly doesn't understand why everybody else isn't, either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bringing Back Technicolor by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
In the sequel to There's A GIRL At St. Bartleby's!, Kris Smith has returned to Ireland. For now, she's more than content to relax, have some fun, and settle down with her new boyfriend. Unfortunately, Artemis Fowl has other plans.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,553 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Artemis F.
The Sandbar Star by tee.tee.why.el reviews
The uniforms of Captain America and Iron Man look too similar, and Captain America's suit is too selfless. Something must be done. Rated T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A New Path Traveled by KakashiKrazed reviews
What might have been different if Itachi had followed through with his promise to take Kakashi away after he released him from his Tsukuyomi? This is my twisted version of what might have been.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,360 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Difference Between a Chuunin and a Jounin by Mirror and Image reviews
There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 126 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Growing Pangs by The Edgy Bubble reviews
Through a turn of awkward events Sakura starts to see a new side of the teacher she never really paid much attention to before, and that teacher suffers similarly. A story about a forbidden relationship and the many obstacles in their way. First Story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 432,954 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Following orders by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Newly minted Hokage Naruto finds he enjoys giving orders to a specific Jounin. But who's playing with who? Rated M for Lemon! Don't like Yaoi, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A is for Anteater by laurelangel reviews
Naruto gets Sasuke in trouble. What else is new? An anteater. Sasuke knew he should have stayed in bed that morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,074 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Marvelous Adventures of a Marysue: IC by Witchy Pixie reviews
The beginning of a saga of sue parodies; the Inheritance characters find an MxOC suefic and are soon faced with horrors they never thought possible. Co-written with Evanescence2189
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,846 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Team Ranger by mapplepie reviews
"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
26 Things About Ibiki Morino That Don't Suck by LuxaLucifer reviews
Even a man like Ibiki has his good side. A is for Anchor, B is for Bear, and so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ibiki M. - Complete
True Love by Jade Rozes reviews
One day Kakashi bought a small orange book. Six years later, they were inseparable. This is what happened in between. Quite simply, this is the story of a man and his porn. T for some language. Ch7: Kakashi meets Team 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,801 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Kakashi H.
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, ONE-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Keeping These Chains by Resolve reviews
These three children need a leader who can see underneath the surface. A leader who can see through their silent pleas for help. It just might be him if he pulls his nose out of his erotic novel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Kakashi H.
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Bed by Lang Noi reviews
There were times when Minato, just getting in from an A-ranked mission and bound solely for bed, would turn on the lights to find that his team of former genin had stolen his bed. This was one of them. Good thing Kushina's there to take care of him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Mentor by scribbles of madness reviews
Sakura develops a crush on Kakashi, Sasuke is horrified and Naruto is confuzzled. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Way of a Shinobi by Kira-Reen reviews
AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,468 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
ABC Challenge Drabbles by SlimReaper reviews
This is a series of drabbles inspired by alphabetic prompts. It's an open challenge, so play along! Kakashi-centric with other characters, will probably cycle through every genre you can imagine. Rated T now but may change depending on my mood. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Kakashi H.
Domino effect by General16 reviews
"After the fourth time imagining that he was sleeping with another than the one in bed with him, Uzumaki Naruto decided that he had to do something, anything, to get over the fact that he was lusting after Hatake Kakashi!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Broomsticks and Shuriken by Lady Red 88 reviews
Things go a little bit crazy when the minds of Uchiha Sasuke and Harry Potter are accidently switched. Evading Orochimaru is the least of Harry's problems. Boggarts? Sasuke doesn't even know the half of it. 5th Year. R & R if you please. REVISED 29/10/11
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,450 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Kaleidoscope by Nicholls reviews
Recent events at Hogwarts forces the Headmaster to ask a country known as Konohakagure for help. They send an ANBU agent named Wolf, who believes that guarding one boy will be a simple mission to complete. He's dead wrong.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,319 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Impetus and Inertia by DreamScene reviews
Between her mistrust and his willingness to do just about anything for her to notice him, they go back and forth on this attraction thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Marriage Inconvenienced by lulu42 reviews
The math was simple: Him plus Her equaled genius. It's really a pity he forgot to mention it. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,212 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Mother of All AntiToxins by unjaundiced reviews
Tsunade gets annoyed when her binge drinking is interrupted. She decides to make everyone else suffer along with her by sending her shinobi on a bogus mission. Somehow Iruka and Kakashi end up with a cat. Absolute Crack!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by MingoGirl reviews
The war with the Empire is over! A party is in order. Ale will be provided. WARNING: DRUNK DRAGONS WILL BE PRESENT! Complete! The sequel is up. It is called Afterward.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Turning Points by MeShelly reviews
Four times that Iruka took one step closer to being a father.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Saké and Subterfuge by WhyMustIWrite reviews
On their way back to Konoha, Team 7 encounters Iruka-sensei on an undercover mission. Too bad Naruto didn't quite grasp the whole "undercover" concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,078 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Civilian by hewhoistomriddle reviews
A series of oneshots on being a civilian in a world of shinobi. Ch9 Paperwings. I pray they will save you from the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010
Hot by Angelic Guardian reviews
Perhaps it was just the heat getting to Tohru's head that was causing her to stare at Kyo like that. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Comradeship Has Limits by duchess-susan reviews
Nobby has caused a riot and now the Watch are trapped with only each other for company. So basically lots of Watchmen, Beti, and Vimes has a limited supply of cigars.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sam Vimes, Nobby N. - Complete
Marriage of Convenience by chocolatte-delight reviews
Her clan wanted her to get married to a wealthy and influential man; the Council was pressuring him to get married and increase his bloodline. It was a perfect match, made of legal contracts and life-binding papers. KakaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Henge! by mapplepie reviews
The henge-no-jutsu; the greatest threat to ninjas all around -or at least ninjas-in-training. Naruto might just fail the Academy once more because of it. No worrys, though! Shikamaru (reluctantly) to the rescue! What can go wrong with a genius' help?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Talk by Serena Scarlet reviews
THREE-SHOT COMPLETE The long awaited chapter appears! Kyo and Tohru go to the annual Sohma family reunion, and end up in an awkward situation. If the title makes you curious, read it! It will only take a couple of minutes, anyways.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
The Truth in Lies by lastyearsthing reviews
A kakasaku Narutoverse adaptation of the William Shakespeare play "Twelfth Night" for the kakasaku community contest.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,646 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
For When it Just Does't Work by Crimson Siyrean reviews
Tenten's doing it to make a point to her friends. Kakashi's forcing him because it amuses him. So now Tenzou's stuck going on a date with this girl of questionable sanity, who's never even seen his face before. But apparently she likes his... one shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Tenten, Yamato - Complete
Acting Your Age by Wordsplat reviews
Soon after meeting, Kakashi and Iruka are worst enemies. Already sick of the fighting, Tsunade decides that until they stop acting like kids, they can look like kids too. But they're awfully cute... Kakashi/Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,771 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Konohan Christmas by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Christmas always brings a boom of mission requests to Konoha. Overworked paperwork ninja scramble to accommodate the added burden, and elite jounin are forced to take up unusual roles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Lessons Learned From a C Ranked Mission by KakashiKrazed reviews
Taking place when Team 7 consisted of Kakashi,Sasuke,Sakura and Naruto. Tsunade is Hokage. Join the team while they try to survive a C-rank mission gone bad-and try to learn what they can about how it could have happened.Ch39 End Game
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 127,932 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru - Complete
Teaching Tenten to Tango by Sandataba reviews
The first time Tenten meets Kakashi, they dance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Tenten, Kakashi H. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Blatant Bribery by shnickers reviews
Ten detentions later, Hinata was stuffing cake down her throat with her detention-giver. KakaHina for DateMe
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 685 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Humane Studies by Itallia reviews
That wasn’t POSSIBLE. You don’t just throw a knife and have it go straight through a metal gun from that distance. The accuracy and power that would take…And these were just KIDS. What in the world was going on? Naruto in our world, Noncrack. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,309 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
Silver and Gold by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first intervillage chuunin exam is being held. For six year old Kakashi, it's an opportunity for him to prove himself. For the future Yondaime, it's a chance to prevent a war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cutlass V1 by Queen-Cocaine reviews
AU James Potter and friends are on a mission to find his sister. To get to her first they have to encounter Captain Lily Evans and her crew of female pirates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,671 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rice Balls and Cat Calls by Barcelona dancer reviews
Tohru knows she loves Kyo. But does he love her back? Now she has the chance to find out! Kyo's eighteenth birthday is coming up, and Tohru wants it to be perfect. But, when mysterious events begin to occur, will their love stand strong or burn out?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,982 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Sinch In Time by Blade Redwind reviews
Six years pass. Jiraiya & Naruto left Leaf. Sasuke & Kakashi left too. Sakura's been working with Tsunade. Paths cross as the men return. And somehow the three ninja find themselves hurled twenty years in the past. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 297,557 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Why Kakashi Wears A Mask by Krazee Ladee reviews
It's one of the biggest mysteries in Konoha: why is Hatake Kakashi always wearing that mask? Naruto, Sakura and Sai set up a plan to make him talk. This is just my theory. Hope you like it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Display by DreamScene reviews
Affectionate displays between ninjas was a very subtle art, or so she'd heard. This is the story of boy meets girl and inevitably, boy scares the living daylights out of girl. Sasuke/Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Blue Heaven by HardlyFatal reviews
Class 2D has to take a course in Family Life, where they're all paired off in pretend marriages for the year. Hijinks ensue. Several pairings. COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,262 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Beyond the Conversations by DixieGoddess reviews
In a village full of shinobi, people tend to talk. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Just the Girl by Dungeonwriter reviews
Zuko finds help from a very unlikely source. Who knew a blind earthbender, a banished Prince and a retired general could take on the world? This chapter: The end and the beginning!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,765 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Scratch My Itch by Otaku-Rehab reviews
Which she most certainly was doing as she let out an involuntary moan. "Oh, God, right there, that's perfect. Please don't stop, don't stop." What's going through YOUR mind? KxT
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Dooms Day: The High School Reunion by Ochako107 reviews
Complete KxT Its time for Tohru's first high school reunion! With the event just around the corner, she's absolutely dreading it. Why? Because the only person she dreaded from her high school days is going to be there! Yep, her first love, Kyo.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,664 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Takes Two To Tango by MissLe reviews
“Seems like you’re the odd one out, Hinata.” Kakashi mused and seemed oblivious to the surrounding giggling from students who were getting far too much of a kick out of Hinata’s suffering. “Then, you’ll dance with me, I guess.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Hinata H. - Complete
Bathhouse revelations by Lunael reviews
KakaIru After a long day of work, Iruka finds himself listening to some gossips concerning a certain jounin at the bathhouse and discovers that Kakashisensei is in love... with him! Beware: it has more depht that it seem. shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,008 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pet by randigirl reviews
A silly little fic because Kyou can be sweet when he wants to and Tohru will always be slightly oblivious.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Intimate Mission by MoronKing reviews
This is my mission. I am to capture an S-rank ninja and extract information relating governmental issues between my village’s rivals by any means necessary. I am Umino Iruka, a chuunin from the Hidden Mist Village. My target: Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Waking Up by checkerbloom reviews
Team Seven. Kakashi-centric. Complete utter rubbish really, don't read. Birthday fic for Zhang Sizheng.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 132 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Truth by Aaron Nowack reviews
The truth behind the Uchiha Massacre, revealed at last! Any resemblance to canon is strictly accidental.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
If Rin Could Not Have Been Saved by LinSetsu reviews
What if Rin had been killed during the mission and Obito had lived? How would that have affected Kakashi and Obito's relations?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Torune, Kakashi H.
Colours by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Two ANBU agents get a crash course in babysitting and one of them finally realized their own mercilessness. Just another moment in an alternate universe: Baby Naruto and Daddy Minato styled. Re-edited.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Defenestration by Feilyn reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Point of Grace by Shadow.of.Illusion reviews
“Why can’t you just leave me be?” A muffled sigh answered her question, and she found her gaze suddenly riveted to Kakashi’s cloth-covered mouth. “That’s a very good question, Sakura.” KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Philologus by P.P.V.V reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mission Expense by Lady Mirror reviews
Shinobi of Konoha sometimes have strange expenses. Young!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi's Girlfriend by waiting4morning reviews
Naruto tries to find out who Kakashi is dating... by asking all the single women of Konoha. Set early shippuden, het, fluff. Het means nonyaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5119 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Better Late Than Never by LindyStar reviews
Iruka has finally had it with late mission reports.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
A Gift of Green by 4ng3legg reviews
The story of Mr. Ukki. Oneshot. No pairings. Just friends.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Male Bonding by glamaphonic reviews
Katara understands why Zuko had to join them. What she doesn't understand is why he and Sokka had to spend every waking moment in each other's company. Zuko&Sokka, Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Hot Spring Discussions by Half-elf reviews
Being a fly on the wall can have its advantages...you learn the most interesting things that way. The girls are having private, personal and unrestrained discussions about the boys in their lives. Who is thinking about who? Mainly HinaKiba but others too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2007 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
Such A Dog by angst cupcake reviews
[Kiba x Hinata] Kiba was ALWAYS such a dog. But he always knew how to chase the right girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Sex Ed With The Soma's by Kitten The Kokeshi Doll reviews
Songfic to 'Reproduction' in Grease 2. Hatori is forced to teach sex ed at the gang's school. A little bit of crack.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
The Phantom of Furuba by Kyoru-KiTTy-ArTist reviews
Kaibara High School is doing the Phantom of the Opera and Kyo is the Phantom. Everything has been going downhill for him ever since Tohru, playing Christine, told him she liked Yuki. How will the play progress when Kyo knows he's in love with 'Christine?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,241 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Of Bets And Butterflies by eishi reviews
This was not happening. Stupid bets about messing with stupid feelings of stupid people happened only in trash fan fiction, not in real life! Too bad for Kyo that to him, reality was never being fair. KyoYuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,520 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Simple by hermithole reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a simple man. He was also really, really hungry. [drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Connection by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Premassacre. Fugaku notices that Itachi has taken his place in Sasuke's life. And it hurts more than it should.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Red Blossom by Yamisui reviews
After Orochimaru's attack on Konoha, Kakashi's team embarks on a Wave Country mission, risking war with the Mist Ninja. There Naruto and his friends must face Shinkuhana...an assassin's jutsu that brings instant death to both its victim AND its wielder...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,032 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Cat and Mouse Jokes by Sachiko V reviews
Written for WritersFunk. Yuki watches Kyo, Kyo is out in the garden, and then they argue over the subject of rodents and felines. YxK
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Two AM by Streets of Fire reviews
You act like its not two in the morning. T for language. Finished. Thanks to KChasm who pointed out an incredibly silly mistake on my part in the second chapter. It will be rewritten as soon as I... rewrite it, I guess.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Kyo S., Arisa U. - Complete
That Day by faceted-mind reviews
Today I'm Not safe to be around... Kakashi and team 7 centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 230 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Questions by sleepy fox spirit reviews
During a mission Naruto has a question, and who better to ask than Sakura? None of her teammates could have expected her answer. Except maybe Kakashi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Anti Ramen by SilverShine reviews
[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
My Boyfriend's Back by BanginBrunette reviews
With Kyo's violent temper, how would he react if someone said Arisa was cheating on him? Fluffy oneshot! [KyoUo] Rated T for language!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Arisa U., Kyo S. - Complete
Shokkingu Shibai by catke reviews
A few classes at Kaibara High School are putting on a play for their school festival! It's a zodiac based play, Yuki gets cast as the cat, and Kyo the rat! Will this drive them crazy, or cause them to see each other in a different light?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Group Hug by False-Image reviews
It is unanimously decided that Sasuke is in need of a hug [Team 7]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
What Not To Wear by Sayonara reviews
Yuki hates Kyo's choice in clothing. YukiKyo.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Stranded with Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
COMPLETE. Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. Now they must fight for shelter, food and escape from entertainmentcraving tribe people. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
Take It by desolate butterfly reviews
[Crackhumour crossover fic with Ouran High School Host Club, NaruSakuSasu Kakashi] When Team Seven takes a mission from Renge, it can only result in mass orgies. A joint effort between me and Yami White Rain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood Thicker Than Water by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakaSasu] Sasuke is brought back to Konoha on a tight leash, and he doesn't particularly like who he is tied to.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Because She Tripped by Pessimist reviews
Tohru trips... Kyo catches her... and they are accused of being a couple. Oneshot. A bit humorous if you ask me.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Abyssus by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
Impressions by Isolde1 reviews
Hatake Kakashi had the distinctly annoying habit of always being right. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 173 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Just like a dog by Maiyuko-chan reviews
Hinata thinks about dogs while watching Kiba sleep. [KibaHinata]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Olfactory Flaw by firefly reviews
After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Presents by Kilerkki reviews
Three Christmasses in Kakashi's life, he's received presents. Once, he gives one. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
A Furuba Mary Sue by Tozette reviews
“Hi,” the beautiful girl chirped merrily, flipping her beautiful rose colored hair over her shoulder. “I’m Meredith Rose Pearl Suede. A lot of people have trouble with it, so you can call me Merry Sue.” This was going to be trouble.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,989 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
The Greatest Criminal by Ate de Anguis reviews
Maito Gai likes Naruto, doesn't really care for Sasuke, and hates Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Seven Things That Didn't Happen to Team 7 by Diva-esque reviews
These things didn't happen to Team 7, but one should have.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Sympathetic Smile by EffulgentInara reviews
Tsunade and Sakura get a brief demonstration of exactly why Kakashi wears that mask...[oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Strange and the Stranger by MeeLee reviews
[Oneshot] Kakashi could not understand why everyone was looking at him so strangely that morning...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Butterfly in Reverse by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,313 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Kakashi H.
Timing by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Sakura is learning that promises are never broken. They're just sometimes a matter of timing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Glass Castle by fanartist reviews
(Feb.2013) I realized that this is a terrible fanfic. [KakaSaku] ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,579 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Teacher, Teacher by Monna Sakura reviews
Why Kakashi's eyes always make him look half stoned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Of Rivalry and Rules by WolfPilot06 reviews
Sometimes, Sasuke thinks he should be a little more wary of Naruto, a little more offended when the idiot drapes his arm around his shoulders. Somehow, though, he can't bring himself to care. Gen fic with slight hints of shonen ai, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Predictability by Y. Kuang reviews
Lily Evans, in her seventh year at Hogwarts, comes to terms with life, love and herself, deals with hardships with her own special brand of humor and sarcasm, and learns a few valuable lessons along the way. Chpt 26 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,687 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/24/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Pain in the Ass by kakashidiot reviews
COMPLETED! Kakashi stabs himself.... and everyone wants to look. Extreme silliness and nosebleeds! REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Knowledge by Kilerkki reviews
Of all the things Sakumo taught Kakashi, this is the lesson he remembers most. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Dreams of a World by lingching reviews
Jiraiya met Kakashi at a funeral.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2005
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Beautiful Game by gpoy reviews
[Finished] Ah, the world of Hogwarts Quidditch, the game is exciting, the players are worshiped, the commentating is explicit and James wants Lily on his team. Things could get rioty. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,003 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Crushes by rayemars reviews
Kakashi ponders on the reason students get crushes on their teachers, and the risks of Sasuke doing so. Ficlet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2005
Fingerprints on Glass by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers up to and including the Chuunin Exams. Set two years preseries. Kabuto visits Kakashi's hospital bed with the intention of studying the Copy Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Kabuto Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Domesticity Series by maddyupstairs reviews
[SasuNaru] Sasuke and Naruto's adventures in housekeeping! Formerly known as "Roommates."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004
Running Backwards by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Sasuke fails to be stupid like in the manga. [Alternate ending]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/8/2004
Something About Katie by Allie-Marina reviews
How Oliver thinks: Quidditch, Quidditch, Quidditch, Katie, Quidditch...Oliver's POV-7th year. Companion to
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,226 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.