Psychopathic Dirtbag
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Joined 04-05-03, id: 365405
Author has written 7 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, X-Men: Evolution, and Harry Potter.

Hello World. I'm still alive, okay?


GENERAL INFO
Real Name: It's -censored-
Age: Probably the same age as you. You'll never know.
Gender: I'm of the female species.
Likes: Music, Writing, Rollerblading, Guitars
Dislikes: A lot. Easy to tell if you're one of them.


FAVORITE...

- Shows: 3rd Rock From the Sun, Just Shoot Me, That 70's Show
- Cartoons: Spongebob Squarepants, Invader Zim, The Simpsons, Futurama
- Video Games: Final Fantasy 7, 8 and 9; Tony Hawk's Underground; Threads of Fate; Rhapsody; Legend of Dragoon; The Simpsons: Hit and Run; Kingdom Hearts
FIC STATUS:
"Vacation?"
= Hiatus
"Finding Myself" = Temporary Hiatus
"Breaking Down Walls" = Discontinued
(Everything Else) = In The Works
NOTE: My fics will be updated as soon as possible. Anyway, thanks for all your reviews. They really mean a lot.

Hugs to everyone.

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A Complete 180 by Uzumaki-sama reviews
Sora's childhood sweetheart suddenly moves back to the island, and 'she' isn't quite what he remembers...in more ways than one. During a crazy summer of odd friendships and high fashion, Sora struggles to find his identity in a conformist world. RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 206,857 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Riku, Sora
I'm in Hell by SLyTHeRiNz DiVaZ reviews
Draco and Hermione "I'm in Hell...with only one bed in it." They thought *New Chapter 20 up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,067 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Perpetually Screwed: Tales of the Brotherhood by King of the Worthless reviews
Being a series of tales about the Brotherhood and the misfortunes and catastrophes that surround their lives. Fortunately for us, we're not the Brotherhood, and we can laugh at their miserable lives. Update: The final story has been added.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 130,972 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 11/1/2002 - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Born To Be Wild by Slashapalooza reviews
Sora Harada absolutely can’t stand that arrogant rich boy Riku Masaki. Then, Sora’s best friend Kairi blackmails him into putting himself up for auction at the school fund raiser. Unfortunately for Sora, it’s Riku who buys him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,971 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Riku, Sora
PreXschool by DemonicGambit reviews
A challenge...I can't really remember the rules... Just that the movie characters were supposed to be preschoolers. Don't anticipate quick updates, my brain's stumped on this one...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 4/24/2004
Love On A Rotten Day by Slashapalooza reviews
Riku thought it sounded so simple. Seduce Sora. Get it on tape. Instant popularity. Of course, some things are easier said than done and Sora wasn't the kind of guy to take that lying down. Pun fully intended.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,725 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Riku, Sora
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4460 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sympathetic Shiver by xOhxSnapx reviews
At the end of their seventh year Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy broke up. Now, what will happen when they meet again years later at the age of 25? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,877 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
50 Things Draco's Not Allowed To Do by IssaLee reviews
One Slytherin, and a mission to make Harry Potter happy. Draco Malfoy has one month and the permission to whatever it takes. Insanity ensues. H x D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
New Deep by Chroix reviews
FA Six ways in which Angelina Johnson and Fred Weasely saved one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4872 - Favs: 7,948 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Picture Perfect by Ariadne Bassarid reviews
The last person Seto Kaiba expected to find taking pictures of him was Katsuya Jounouchi. [SetoJoey, futurefic, M for safety]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Chasing the Forbidden by Spideria reviews
AU Draco Malfoy is Harry Potter's new, young, and sexy Literature teacher at Malkin High. What happens when sexual tension between the two arise? Could Harry really have a crush on his teacher, and a man, at that? Read and Review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,354 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Overshadowing Padders by IssaLee reviews
Sirius and James have always been the more successful of the marauders. So when Remus takes the spotlight for a while, how will Sirius take it? Slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Toying with Potter by ArtemisPotter reviews
Lily...dating James? Of course. Her simple and revengeful plan: make him fall in love with her and then dump him to break his heart. The unexpected and very complicated obstacle? Falling in love herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Servants, Obey Thy Master by SageoWind218 reviews
AU Yaoi. RikuxSora: When a nearby kingdom forces all the families on Destiny Islands to become servants, Riku is given the position as the companion and servant of the lovely Prince Sora. FINISHED
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,643 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Complete
Illiud Latine Dici Non Potest by RooftopHopscotch reviews
Kikuchi, a boy who has recently become infamous for collecting lovers. Yoshikawa, who didn't really need more complications in his life. And finally, Latin, the subject in which he desperately needs tutoring. (KY; shounen-ai)
GTO - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,414 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 5/12/2004
14 and 11 don't go by NicotineGum reviews
It all started when the rookie ran the ace over with his bike one fine morning. (MitRuMit)
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2005
Life, As Experienced Through Your Fingers by Gold-Snitcher reviews
DMHP. AU. Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience. (Complete).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,654 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hentai Ryou by Vada via cretino reviews
Ryou's not as innocent and naive as he seems. In fact, quite the opposite. Poor, poor Bakura... -Chapter 14 up, Finally!-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,367 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 5/9/2003
The Art of Seduction by Michi the Killer reviews
Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Trusting Kira by Cheryl-chan reviews
RaitoxL. Raito gets increasingly jealous when girls become attracted to L. When L comes to his house for dinner, their desire for eachother becomes evident and warnings about their rivalry are lost.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/25/2004
Embarrassing Moment by Insane Onna reviews
Angry Kadsuki, add a list of embarrassing reasons of why he should be a girl, equals chaos
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2004
Hear Me Out by Coral Blush reviews
MWPP, set 6 months after the 'Snape Incident'. Sirius had been sending letters to Remus everyday but Remus never read a single one of them until... [SBRL & JPLE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Second Guessed by Funky Funky Usopp reviews
Even tho he hated it... a page from Bakura's book.... and now Ryou's! plz RnR :)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2004 - Published: 3/15/2003
Curiosity by yeaka reviews
Jou picks a fight with Seto. (SetoJou, shonen-ai.)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 8/24/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
The Day Ron Decided to Pull Draco's Hair by browneyedcat reviews
...\\ Chapter 13 uploaded!! //... Look at title, Read and Review please! Rated for crude words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lullaby of a Dragon by Mysticalsoul reviews
Something happens in potions, and Harry is turned into a child. Draco has no choice but to take care of him, and everyday Harry gains one year, changing his mind, his outward appearance and his soul. Chap.9 Updated! Harry/Draco SLASH! R/R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,237 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
PlotBunnies Unleashed! by FormerlyKnownAsPhoenix reviews
Veeeeeeeeeeeery stoopid - read at your peril!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2003
Mr Bunny Foo Foo by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Jyou gets fired from his part-time job, making him need a new one. Thing is, it's the Job From Hell. What IS this new job? Weee~eeell... Oh, and Kaiba goes shopping. Flirting abounds! [J/K; K/J] (Dedicated to SSJ Sky and E-chan!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2003
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps by Akira Ichijouji reviews
One week can change everything -- in the lives of the infamous team of Sirius, Remus, James and Peter, this particular week spurns disaster, hilarity, detentions galore, and love! *SLASH* -- RL/SB, mostly. *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,514 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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The Acolytes go to School reviews
After Magneto snaps, he finally sends the Acolytes to school. -- "I don't wanna go to school!" Pyro whined like a little boy, as he was being pulled into the car that would bring him to his doom. --
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 8/10/2003
Some Things Backfire reviews
Draco Malfoy, a girl. Hilarious situation, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,545 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004
Baby Blues reviews
-- Joey giggled. "Bad kitty! Bad kitty!" he chanted, pointing at Seto. Seto rolled his eyes, "Whatever," he replied, waving the child off. -- Review please!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 6/9/2003
Breaking Down Walls reviews
My take on how Rogue got where she is...[A Rogue fic] Review please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 8/2/2003
The Master Plan reviews
Magneto has a new sure fire plan! This time, he's absolutely sure that it's going to work! Hopefully, his lackeys won't screw it up...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2003
Finding Myself reviews
How did Pyro become who he is today? And how did he join the Acolytes? Read on to find out! R&R!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2003
Vacation? reviews
Mystique, Magneto, and Xavier have made peace and decided to let the young members of their team spend two weeks together to let them get along. R & R! ^^
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2003