Poll: What is your favorite Phineas and Ferb character? I have only put in a handful, 'k? You can vote twice, and only twice. Vote Now!
Author has written 15 stories for Danny Phantom, Phineas and Ferb, Ruby Gloom, Pikmin, Ben 10, Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance, Goosebumps, Lilo & Stitch, Kirby, Five Nights at Freddy´s, and Rango.
NEWS UPDATE! I AM ALIVE! And I already failed at my goal. -_-" No, I have no reason to do my fics now. So, to ZPF, I do love that (for whatever reason) you checked on me regularly. But... I cannot write now. Sorry.
Oh, and Ruby's Blooper Reel is put on hold. I no longer have Netflix, and some jerk took down the entire first season soon after losing Netflix. I also lost track of Phineas and Ferb, but I do not need to worry about THAT. I can still do the fics with what I know
Birthday: August 6, 1997.
Hobbies: Certain videogames, reading stories, drawing, and pretty obviously enough THIS!
Favorite Shows: Ruby Gloom, Phineas and Ferb, Lilo and Stitch, Danny Phantom, Spiderman, Inuyasha, etc.
Friends: Sierra-275, ghostbuster5, AnimationNut, Laura Latts, iheartphinabella05, 14AmyChan, Glumster, omgjerkstolemyname, StoryGirl.98, Perry28, PFTones3482, KittyAbz, DizzyPirate, NattyMC, BroadwayFanGirl91, Jhoi Marie Boli, FanFreak01, IzzytheGreat14, and EmporerDoofenshmirtz. You guys really help me pull through my stories.
Lives: South-western state in the U.S.
Story Type: Paranormal, Romance, and anything that's weird (I don't mean creeper weird, of course.)
Favorite sayings: I wish you luck that rivals my own. (Reason: I've had great luck all of my life. i.e. One time I found a twenty dollar bill lying on the ground. You cant very well return that, cause anyone would claim it),
Nice to'meetcha! (I believe that you should meet everyone with a grand smile and open arms. Err... figuratively with the open arms thing),
and Sure thing boss! (Reason: None. Just like saying it)
Note: I have a rather empty DeviantArt account. My username there is Originalvanpier.
Note: Some are probably wondering. What the heck is this guy's avatar? The answer? Bulbmin! The awesomest creature to ever walk the earth!
I found this on PFTones3482's profile.
Paraprosdokian sentences-- A paraprosdokian (from Greek meaning "beyond" and,meaning "expectation") is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or reinterpret the first part.
Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. (I have tried five times too many.)
Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. (Hmmmm... sounds like someone I know)
Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. (Kekkekkekkek)
Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SO TRUE!!!)
Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (No duh, Sherlock.)
Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left. (Or ambidextrous. I agree with PFT)
Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. (You wanna hear knowledge? A tomato is, in fact, a vegetable. It is just the fruit part of a plant. Confusing, isn't it?)
Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (BI [Emoticon])
Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. (I would know. My mom works for the news station.)
Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. ("Research" [I use the term lightly] is what runs America )
Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. (Cause the buck stops there! Wow, why do I know that quote off the top of my head?)
Ø Some people are like Slinky’s ... Not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. (What? I wasn't paying attention. I was just watching some guy tumble down their apartment steps.)
Ø I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. (School prepares you for work. Why do people want to grow up again?)
Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. (Paradox. Now the world will probably explode.)
Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". (I mean, honestly. Who else would you want in an emergency?)
Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. (Yeah, it is usually my fault. By I've got Chronic Blame Syndrome.)
Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" (... You know, I suppose those probably are.)
Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? (Because if you say there isn't four billion, they'd make you count each one of them.)
Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (Yeeeeeah, I may not be a girl, but I don't think anybody with no hair on their head and a beer gut would be sexy.)
Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Because creepy guys started the pagent.)
Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. (Duh.)
Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. (Yeah, right. Now, where am I?)
Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! (WHAT? I can't hear you. Shut up Jin.)
Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. (Don't diss a pessimistic outlook on life!)
Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. (Uuuuuh, no. I've sort of been once. It is actually fairly pleasant. Except for the short weirdos with the pitchforks...)
Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. (Huh? You're supposed to be NICE to guests?)
Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. (Uuuuuum... sure. Whatever floates your tea.)
Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. (Scream? Me? I'd bite the Great White back!)
Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go (That's me. Which one? You decide.)
Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. (Don't think He works that way, either.)
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at everyone else.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
And I Found this one on Kitty in Boot's profile:
What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"
(Is it wrong that I want to be this guy?)
And I found this on Kitty's too...
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor (Really? That's how all my days start...)
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him/her saying "you will die in seven days..." (I am so happy [sarcasm] that people immediately put him. You know, not all guys are sleaze bags.)
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (I'd agree with you, but I'm not the same species as you and therefore it won't be cannabalism.)
Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormous caterpillar. (Caterpillars can be beautiful too!)
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! (FLYING LEMONS FO DA WIN!!!!)
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" (I don't have friends in the real world...)
I'm the kind of girl (or boy) who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (STALKERS!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!! *Throws pickles*)
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS (It says non-toxic on the label! That means it's safe, riiiiight?)
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. (*sarcasm* What? Really? No friggin' way! Did you figure that out all by yourself?)
-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -
- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." (Or you could be like me. And have a pair of wings.)
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? (I dunno.)
- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' (Or never fail. But it is easier to not try)
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing! (I am too smart to lost to a bucket of bolts! *five seconds later* DANG COMPUTER!!! DIEEEEE!!!!!!)
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- He who laughs last didn't get it. (Why do people want to be the one to laugh last again?)
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. (Or the amount of explosives ya filled your car with.)
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. (OUTTA THE WAY *HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!*)
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Things that make you feel smart. Go ahead, feel smart.
On Sears hairdryer:
(L.L.: Does that mean no more sleep-drying for me?)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
(L.L.: Uncooked pasta is apparently very tasty.)
On a bag of Fritos:
(L.L.: I don't have to purchase this? YAHOO!!! FREE FRITOS!!!!!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
(L.L.: What is this soap of which you speak?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
(L.L.: It must be a fad! Uncooked dinner! I must say, it must have alot of bloody meat!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
(L.L.: *Opens* Wait. There's something printed on the bottom. *Flips over, causing dessert to fall out*)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
(L.L.: I don't believe you! *Grabs* OWWWWWW!!!!!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
(L.L.: Then how am I gonna iron the wrinkles outta my birthday suit?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
(L.L.: Apparently kids 10 and under can drive. Why wasn't I allowed?)
On Nytol sleep aid:
(L.L.: I sorta bought this cause I was having sleep troubles. And it only MAY help?)
On artificial bacon:
(L.L.: Dude, is it real bacon or fake bacon. Choose one.)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
(L.L.: But I like sticking knives in children!)
On a string of Christmas lights:
(L.L.: So, what you're saying is... that I can't put these lights inside AND outside at the same time?)
On a food processor:
(L.L.: Well, duh! I mean, isn't that OBVIOUS? *Clueless*)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
(L.L.: Oh no! I'm allergic! Why? Why did I buy this bag of peanuts? WHY!?!?!?!? Sheesh dude, people know peanuts are nuts. Not everyone is a total rube.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
(L.L.: WAIT!!! We're supposed to open it first?)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
(L.L.: *Raises both hands and a foot* Three times)
On a child's Superman costume:
(L.L.: That's why I ended up in the emergency room that Halloween!)
Many of my favorite quotes:
Live in the present, learn from the past, plan for the future. I know I'm a nerd. 8D (Sxphyre)
If you fall down, I'll laugh at you, and then I'll help you up. Sorry, that's just the way I am. (PFTones3482)
Don't judge me. You never know when I may need to save your life. (PFTones3482)
Ice King (Adventure Time): What do you think Finn? Can we pull back the veil of static, and reach into the source of all being? Behind this curtain of patterns, this random pattern generator. So clever. Right here in every home, watching us from a one sided mirror.
Jumba (Lilo and Stitch): Strange fruit has secret information? Let me see.
Jumba (Lilo and Stitch): That is evil! And not in a good way.
Technus (Danny Phantom): Another great idea! The heck with tutoring, you should be a teacher!
Technus (Danny Phantom): I am Technus! Master of technology and destroyer of worlds! Whose your daddy?
Sam (Danny Phantom): I didn't catch your name. Maybe you should yell it really loud.
Finn (Adventure Time): No. Let's always be stupid! Forever!
Joshua (Adventure Time): You just kissed a boom boom baby, so don't expect anymore sugar from me, until we wash your dirty, dirty face.
Skipper (Madagascar): Chimichangas! These pillows are filled with baby birds!
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 1): I must honor the power of the off switch.
Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 2): First order of business when I rule the world, vaporize all mimes.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown): Ooooh! They're playing charades!
Clay: Odd time fer fancy-pants parlor games but, you guys know best. Let's see... I reckon that's
Dojo: Fabric softener! Er, um, an igloo! Er eh eh tooth decay! Dated ham! It's so cured ham!
Clay: Nope. That's a monkey if I ever seen one. Maybe a lemur.
Ray (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 2): *Southern drawl* Eet's some sort oooof in-vis-ibull box. Hey, took him long enough.
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 2): My first girl hug! May I have another?
Kimiko: Easy Omi. One per customer.
Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): The Fist of Tebegone is mine. The Jetbootsu are mine. Hey, what's this? The Monkey Staff is mine too! I have the agility and the balance of a monkey. *tail pokes out from Jack's backside* Hey hey! And a really cool tail!
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): Brrrr, this water is cold. I'm tellin' ya, I don't know how my cousin Nessie stands living here. Course, if you ask me, she likes all the attention. Hey look, it's the loch ness monster.
Random Scot: Hey look! It's the Loch Ness Monster!
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): No where to go. It's here baby.
Kimiko: As in, right here?
Dojo: That's where here traditionally means. Right here!
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): Girls have tails?!?
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 4): What happened? I blinked and missed it.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 4): Except for the parts where she slapped us silly and got way, I think that went pretty well.
Ray (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 5): It's the Shen-ye-bu switcheroo!
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): No shen gong woo, loud music, a bumbling boy, and his useless robots.
Kimiko (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): Evil and creepy. What a combination. Definition of Smiles.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): Good hook, but I like something I can dance too.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): I'm not up in the slang you kids use. Does hunky still mean dreamy?
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): All good things in time, Jack. And some bad ones too.
Wooya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 7): Nooooooo!!
Jack: Inside voices please.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 8): Does Clay wear his boots to bed?
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 8): I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!!!
Clay: You don't have any legs.
Dojo: What's your point?
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 8): It will turn your enemy into a sapphire statue.
Ray: And the guy next door, the old lady down the street, the kids at the playground.
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 10): I will shake your milking parts instead.
Ray (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 10): What did I just land in?
Clay: That would be a cow pie.
Ray: No, I know pies. Pies have cherry, or apple, or rhubarb. THIS IS NO PIE!
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 10): *Watching Clay and Clay's dad hug* Why don't we have a relationship like that?
Wuya: I'm not your mommy. Now pick up your toys Jackie and let's go home.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 11): This trap wouldn't have worked if I didn't lose my Xialolin Showdown. *others stare at him* Wait. That didn't come out right.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 11): *Xiaolin warriors fall onto Dojo's back one at a time*Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Four oofs. That's all of them.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): As in, Jackpot Spicer. That's my nickname you know.
Wuya: It is so not.
Jack: They don't need to know that. Smell you later losers! *Gets caught in Clay's lasso*
Clay: You'll smell us now!
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): Oh yes, squirrels are fearsome opponents.
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): At last! The Xiaolin Temple! Oooh, let me savor the moment. Aaaaah. Okay, let's crush them.
Random Ranch Hand (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): Derned talking gofers.
Master Fung (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 13): The zombies will wait in their goo.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 14): Really? Nothing? All this time I thought you were these amazing Xiaolin geniuses, but you're just as lame as I am! Ahaha! Wait. That didn't coe out right.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 14): Uhh. How do I explain the incetreces of manufactured temporal distortion to a simpleton cowboy? Aah! Time machine, need much power to work! Way more power than Jack can gen-ur-ate. Did you get that?
Clay: Cowboy understand.
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 18): What happens in Panda Town, stays in Panda Town.
Fung (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 20): Actually, it's 963 years, but a thousand sounds more ominous.
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 20): WAAAAAAH! Dojo is out! It's the end of the world!
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 23): *Sitting in chair, reading Xiaolin Showdown Official Rule Book* Abub bub, wait wait. Oh, oh, here it is. It's in the supplemental pages that came out in the last two hundred years. Basically, it's four against four, each wagering one shen-gong-wu. I like this quote because of the actual conversation that was going on before it.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 24): For an evil villain, you have been very hospitable.
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 26): Don't play with the moon Jack. It's not a toy.
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 26): I also call a Shea-in-bu dare. My golden tiger claws for your heart of Jong.
Snowman: WAAAAAARRGGHH! Okay. Snowman accepts.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 27): Emporer Scorpion! Fearsome Four! I command you to... laugh evilly.
Fearsome Four: *Laugh evilly*
Jack: *Smiling* Now, laugh evilly while hopping on one leg!
Fearsome Four: *Laugh evilly* *Hopping on one leg*
Wuya: Enough gloating! Let's get out of here.
Jack: Okay okay, one sec. Now, laugh evilly while uh, uh... TAP DANCING!
Fearsome Four: *Laugh evilly* *Doing Irish jig*
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 28): I guess this makes me queen!
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 29): If I had feet, I'd communicate all over you.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 31): Once you become Raimundo, will you be a he, or a she?
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 31): Hmm, according to the official rule book, you can be played for if you are over one half woo, and look kind of freakish. It's on page 121.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 32): Wrong again! I show up at all of the battles I'm certain to lose!
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 34): Grasshopper doing dog paddle. Right here in black and white. Right next to spider doing hokey pokey.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 36): Hey, there's three things I've learned not to talk about. Religion, poitics, and Omi's head.
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 36): I order you to spill your internal organs right now!
Jack: What kind of sick people are you?!?
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 37): I'm not a girl! I'm a 15,000 year old spirit.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 37): Ve-ery in-ter-esting. It says here that Alexander the Great had seven toes on one foot, and three on the other.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 37): Penmanship. Never a strong suit of the great masters.
Blind Old Man (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 45): What!? I live in a cave?!
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 45): Actually, this very situation is covered in the wu training manual, under too bad sucker.
Chuggaaconroy (Pikmin 2, ep. 47): And death is generally not something you want alot of... trust me.
Chuggaaconroy (Pikmin 2, ep. 47): I know I might sound a little paranoid saying that a game is out to get me...
Chuggaaconroy (Pikmin 2, ep. 47): BALLERINA LARVA!
Chuggaaconroy (Pikmin 2, ep. 48): Is that desire perhaps manufactured by HDC?
Chuggaaconroy (Pikmin 2, ep. 48): Bang your heads against a rock faster!
Chugga (Pikmin 2, ep. 48): JERONI-... I accidently hit A and ruined my outro.
Chugga (Pikmin 2, ep. 49): Yeah, this is really comprehnsible com-ud-e-du-tth-a, commentary. Oh no! PURPLE POTION!
?: He is more of a pirate themn you will ever be.
Old Man: I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy. The name's Patches O'Hoolihan. I'm your new coach.
Patches: Neccessary? Is it neccessary to drink my own urine?
?: Probably not.
Patches: No. But I do it anyway, because it's sterile, and I like the taste.
Patches: You are about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop.
White: There is no resisting when White Goodmn puts on his shiny shoes.
White: Get off of me! No one makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody! *snaps* *motorcyle drives out from behind the house* *white hops on* *birdies as White drives away*
Peter: Well, at least that wasn't weird.
Patches (video): Remember, dodgeall is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degregation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger kis for your team. That way, you can all gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here.
Count Olaf (Grim Grotto): You're a marshmallow.
Haystackinator (Conker's Bad Fur Day): Alright. Time to wander around. Aimlessly.
Chuggaaconroy: Pikmin will kill you in your sleep and reproduce off your remains just because your ugly!
Chuggaaconroy: And if you don't believe its the strongest enemy in this game, then you sir, have a wrong opinion. You have the only wrong opinion ever to be had in the history of this planet, and ever to be had.
Chuggaaconroy: Oh my god! It's stomping the pikmin flat into the ground, and just burying them, and not even doing any damge! And... it's kind of hurting Olimar. Stop that.
Chuggaaconroy: Shiny... is... cool.
Chuggaconroy: Now, what you want to do is, you guys want to do is take your bomb rocks, and you want to all commit suicide together in unison, with your bomb rocks to the point of extincting your useless race. If you do this, your souls will be taken to a spaceship across the universe... the comet is a teleporter, okay? And you want to be doing this when wearing Nike sneakers, it won't work if you're wearing anything else.
Dracula (Underfist): Alright, Dracula is coming. Lay off the bell.
Billy, Mandy, and Irwin: Trick or treat!
Dracula: Beat it! Dracula don't need no health insurance! Dracula undead already!
Billy (Underfist): He gave us pennies? Pennies are the worst treat of all.
Mandy: That's because pennies aren't candy, you ninny.
Billy: Oooh. That explains my annual Halloween visit to the Emergency Room.
Chugga (Kirby's Return to Dreamland Ep. 11)- 10% is passing!
Proton Jon (Kirby's Return to Dreamland Ep. 12)- Wait. That other dimension was Hawaii?
Proton Jon (Kirby's Return to Dreamland Ep. 12)- So you're saying that boss was the King of Hawaii?
Alien Pilot (Lilo and Stitch): Yeah. He took the red one.
Runaway Guys: The Wii is two and a half gamecube's duct taped together.
Chuggaaonroy: Space is the police!
ProtonJon: I'm busy attacking not the portal.
Chuggaaconroy: So... how long until you two are hunky-chunky?
Jumba (Holio): And I am trying to be come one with pistrami sandwhich.
Pleakly (Holio): If this is my last day in earth... I'm eating pistrami!
Stitch (Elastico): Ah! You're okay! You're fluffy!
Lilo (The Asteroid): Either an evil fist-wielding maniac is going around smashing planetarium displays, or a giant asteroid is heading towards earth to destroy us all.
Jumba (The Asteroid): Or maybe not so ready. Instead, maybe we are doomed.
Jumba (The Asteroid): It appears we're having a slight problem with the power.
Lilo: What's the problem?
Jumba: We have none. Batteries kapoot.
Jumba (The Asteroid): Evil genius scientist says so. And evil genius scientist is driving.
Jumba (The Asteroid): Oh, hello. We come in peace to blow up your home.
Jumba (Sprout): You wanting to make friends with a plant? Hehehe. Oh, is very compassionate. Also silly. No, impossible to activate without causing extreme destruction. Of course is fun for me, but for planet's sake I am putting away. Permanently. End of discussion. Not looking so sad. Hundreds of expirements left on the loose, reaking havoc on the island. Make friends with those.
Zim (Zim Eats Waffles): *Bites into waffle* Hey, these aren't half bad. What's in them?
Gir: There's waffle in 'em.
Zim: YOU'RE LYING!!!
Zim (Tak): Nonsense! Despite his huge head, the Dib monkey is quite stupid.
Dib: My head is not big!!!
Zim (Tak): YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!!!!
Tak: No! Listen to me. Listen... carefully!
Zim: *Makes grunting noises while rubbing chin*
Tak: I'm a better Invader than you could ever be. I blend in perfectly. The plan I have in store for this nasty rock will so impress the Tallest, that they'll have no choice but to make me an Invader.
Zim: WHAT IS THIS? And what is this plan? *Tak giggles nastily* Yes, yes! I am a master of comedy, now tell me this plan.
Tak: Part one involves crippling your base so that you can only watch as I RUIN YOUR LIFE!!! *Her Gir unit messes with Zim's base*
Zim: MYYY BEAUTIFULL BASSSEEEE!!!
Tak: Part two is-
Zim: NOOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BASSSEE NOOO!!!
Tak: *A little less sure* Part two is-
Zim: NOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BASSE NOO!
Tak: Part two is
Tak: Okay I'm leaving now.
Zim: But you didn't tell me your plan.
Tak: *Blows hole in house and chops the head off Gir and the gnomes and leaves* *Robot bee flies out*
Gir (Tak): *Clutching the back of Dib's head* Your head smells like a puppy.
Zim (Tak): You're a worst pilot then I am! Wait.
Gir (Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars): It's me! I was the turkey all along!
Dr. Membrane (BDBS): Son! There better not be any walking dead up there!
Purple Tallest (BDBS): Hey! Call them and tell them we're gonna blow them up!
Gir (BDBS): I made mashed potatoes.
Zim: Yes. And muffins.
Zim (Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain): There were some glitches in the security system, but thanks to my masterful repair skills, they've all been eradicated. The fortress is now impenetrable. Absolutely-
Purple Tallest: Uuum... who is that little person behind you?
Zim: What the-?
Mother: There you are. What did I say about wandering off like that?
Little Boy: I missed you mommy!
Purple Tallest: I'm glad it had a happy ending after all.
Red Tallest: Me too.
Zim (Planet Jackers): Something is broken and its not your fault?
Gir: I know. I'm scared too.
Boogey Man (Billy and Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure): Is it not true that not only did your scythe get stolen by a headless man with a pumpkin on his neck, but it was also taken by Billy, Mandy, Irwin, Billy's Father, Billy's Mother, Billy's Cousin, Billy's Cat, Dracula, General Scar, Principal Good-vibes, Missus Claus, The Secret Snake Club, the Army, Scout Troop 701, The Fleeztechs, The President, The Mailman, The Dingleshmitz sisters, The Boogey Man, a llama, and a turkey salad sandwhich *Collapses pointer* *Goes crosseyed, and in a spooky voice* hold the mayo?
Boogey (Billy and Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure): I'll leave you with a gift. *Farts loudly* That wasn't the gift. It was this morning's three-cheese omelet. Fear the gouda.
Grim (Billy and Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure): Love makes you do stupid things.
Billy: I love everything.
Grim: That explains a lot.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!