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Author has written 16 stories for Danny Phantom, Phineas and Ferb, Ruby Gloom, Pikmin, Ben 10, Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance, Goosebumps, Lilo & Stitch, Kirby, Five Nights at Freddy´s, WordGirl, and Rango.
NEWS UPDATE! I AM ALIVE! And I already failed at my goal. -_-" No, I have no reason to do my fics now. So, to ZPF, I do love that (for whatever reason) you checked on me regularly. But... I cannot write now. Sorry.
Oh, and Ruby's Blooper Reel is put on hold. I no longer have Netflix, and some jerk took down the entire first season soon after losing Netflix. I also lost track of Phineas and Ferb, but I do not need to worry about THAT. I can still do the fics with what I know
Birthday: August 6, 1997.
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Many of my favorite quotes:
Live in the present, learn from the past, plan for the future. I know I'm a nerd. 8D (Sxphyre)
If you fall down, I'll laugh at you, and then I'll help you up. Sorry, that's just the way I am. (PFTones3482)
Don't judge me. You never know when I may need to save your life. (PFTones3482)
Ice King (Adventure Time): What do you think Finn? Can we pull back the veil of static, and reach into the source of all being? Behind this curtain of patterns, this random pattern generator. So clever. Right here in every home, watching us from a one sided mirror.
Jumba (Lilo and Stitch): Strange fruit has secret information? Let me see.
Jumba (Lilo and Stitch): That is evil! And not in a good way.
Technus (Danny Phantom): Another great idea! The heck with tutoring, you should be a teacher!
Sam (Danny Phantom): I didn't catch your name. Maybe you should yell it really loud.
Joshua (Adventure Time): You just kissed a boom boom baby, so don't expect anymore sugar from me, until we wash your dirty, dirty face.
Skipper (Madagascar): Chimichangas! These pillows are filled with baby birds!
Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 2): First order of business when I rule the world, vaporize all mimes.
Ray (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 2): *Southern drawl* Eet's some sort oooof in-vis-ibull box. Hey, took him long enough.
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 2): My first girl hug! May I have another?
Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): The Fist of Tebegone is mine. The Jetbootsu are mine. Hey, what's this? The Monkey Staff is mine too! I have the agility and the balance of a monkey. *tail pokes out from Jack's backside* Hey hey! And a really cool tail!
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 4): What happened? I blinked and missed it.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 4): Except for the parts where she slapped us silly and got way, I think that went pretty well.
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): No shen gong woo, loud music, a bumbling boy, and his useless robots.
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): All good things in time, Jack. And some bad ones too.
Wooya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 7): Nooooooo!!
Jack: Inside voices please.
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 10): I will shake your milking parts instead.
Ray (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 10): What did I just land in?
Clay: That would be a cow pie.
Ray: No, I know pies. Pies have cherry, or apple, or rhubarb. THIS IS NO PIE!
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 10): *Watching Clay and Clay's dad hug* Why don't we have a relationship like that?
Wuya: I'm not your mommy. Now pick up your toys Jackie and let's go home.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 11): This trap wouldn't have worked if I didn't lose my Xialolin Showdown. *others stare at him* Wait. That didn't come out right.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 11): *Xiaolin warriors fall onto Dojo's back one at a time*Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Four oofs. That's all of them.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): As in, Jackpot Spicer. That's my nickname you know.
Wuya: It is so not.
Jack: They don't need to know that. Smell you later losers! *Gets caught in Clay's lasso*
Clay: You'll smell us now!
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): Oh yes, squirrels are fearsome opponents.
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): At last! The Xiaolin Temple! Oooh, let me savor the moment. Aaaaah. Okay, let's crush them.
Random Ranch Hand (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): Derned talking gofers.
Master Fung (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 13): The zombies will wait in their goo.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 14): Really? Nothing? All this time I thought you were these amazing Xiaolin geniuses, but you're just as lame as I am! Ahaha! Wait. That didn't coe out right.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 14): Uhh. How do I explain the incetreces of manufactured temporal distortion to a simpleton cowboy? Aah! Time machine, need much power to work! Way more power than Jack can gen-ur-ate. Did you get that?
Clay: Cowboy understand.
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 18): What happens in Panda Town, stays in Panda Town.
Fung (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 20): Actually, it's 963 years, but a thousand sounds more ominous.
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 20): WAAAAAAH! Dojo is out! It's the end of the world!
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 23): *Sitting in chair, reading Xiaolin Showdown Official Rule Book* Abub bub, wait wait. Oh, oh, here it is. It's in the supplemental pages that came out in the last two hundred years. Basically, it's four against four, each wagering one shen-gong-wu. I like this quote because of the actual conversation that was going on before it.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 24): For an evil villain, you have been very hospitable.
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 26): Don't play with the moon Jack. It's not a toy.
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 26): I also call a Shea-in-bu dare. My golden tiger claws for your heart of Jong.
Snowman: WAAAAAARRGGHH! Okay. Snowman accepts.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 27): Emporer Scorpion! Fearsome Four! I command you to... laugh evilly.
Fearsome Four: *Laugh evilly*
Jack: *Smiling* Now, laugh evilly while hopping on one leg!
Fearsome Four: *Laugh evilly* *Hopping on one leg*
Wuya: Enough gloating! Let's get out of here.
Jack: Okay okay, one sec. Now, laugh evilly while uh, uh... TAP DANCING!
Fearsome Four: *Laugh evilly* *Doing Irish jig*
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 28): I guess this makes me queen!
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 29): If I had feet, I'd communicate all over you.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 31): Once you become Raimundo, will you be a he, or a she?
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 31): Hmm, according to the official rule book, you can be played for if you are over one half woo, and look kind of freakish. It's on page 121.
Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 32): Wrong again! I show up at all of the battles I'm certain to lose!
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 34): Grasshopper doing dog paddle. Right here in black and white. Right next to spider doing hokey pokey.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 36): Hey, there's three things I've learned not to talk about. Religion, poitics, and Omi's head.
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 36): I order you to spill your internal organs right now!
Jack: What kind of sick people are you?!?
Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 37): I'm not a girl! I'm a 15,000 year old spirit.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 37): Ve-ery in-ter-esting. It says here that Alexander the Great had seven toes on one foot, and three on the other.
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 37): Penmanship. Never a strong suit of the great masters.
Blind Old Man (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 45): What!? I live in a cave?!
Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 45): Actually, this very situation is covered in the wu training manual, under too bad sucker.
Chuggaaconroy (Pikmin 2, ep. 47): And death is generally not something you want alot of... trust me.
Chuggaaconroy (Pikmin 2, ep. 47): I know I might sound a little paranoid saying that a game is out to get me...
Chuggaaconroy (Pikmin 2, ep. 47): BALLERINA LARVA!
Chuggaaconroy (Pikmin 2, ep. 48): Is that desire perhaps manufactured by HDC?
Chuggaaconroy (Pikmin 2, ep. 48): Bang your heads against a rock faster!
Chugga (Pikmin 2, ep. 48): JERONI-... I accidently hit A and ruined my outro.
Chugga (Pikmin 2, ep. 49): Yeah, this is really comprehnsible com-ud-e-du-tth-a, commentary. Oh no! PURPLE POTION!
?: He is more of a pirate themn you will ever be.
Old Man: I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy. The name's Patches O'Hoolihan. I'm your new coach.
Patches: Neccessary? Is it neccessary to drink my own urine?
?: Probably not.
Patches: No. But I do it anyway, because it's sterile, and I like the taste.
Patches: You are about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop.
White: There is no resisting when White Goodmn puts on his shiny shoes.
White: Get off of me! No one makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody! *snaps* *motorcyle drives out from behind the house* *white hops on* *birdies as White drives away*
Peter: Well, at least that wasn't weird.
Patches (video): Remember, dodgeall is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degregation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger kis for your team. That way, you can all gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here.
Count Olaf (Grim Grotto): You're a marshmallow.
Haystackinator (Conker's Bad Fur Day): Alright. Time to wander around. Aimlessly.
Chuggaaconroy: Pikmin will kill you in your sleep and reproduce off your remains just because your ugly!
Chuggaaconroy: And if you don't believe its the strongest enemy in this game, then you sir, have a wrong opinion. You have the only wrong opinion ever to be had in the history of this planet, and ever to be had.
Chuggaaconroy: Oh my god! It's stomping the pikmin flat into the ground, and just burying them, and not even doing any damge! And... it's kind of hurting Olimar. Stop that.
Chuggaaconroy: Shiny... is... cool.
Chuggaconroy: Now, what you want to do is, you guys want to do is take your bomb rocks, and you want to all commit suicide together in unison, with your bomb rocks to the point of extincting your useless race. If you do this, your souls will be taken to a spaceship across the universe... the comet is a teleporter, okay? And you want to be doing this when wearing Nike sneakers, it won't work if you're wearing anything else.
Dracula (Underfist): Alright, Dracula is coming. Lay off the bell.
Billy, Mandy, and Irwin: Trick or treat!
Dracula: Beat it! Dracula don't need no health insurance! Dracula undead already!
Billy (Underfist): He gave us pennies? Pennies are the worst treat of all.
Mandy: That's because pennies aren't candy, you ninny.
Billy: Oooh. That explains my annual Halloween visit to the Emergency Room.
Chugga (Kirby's Return to Dreamland Ep. 11)- 10% is passing!
Proton Jon (Kirby's Return to Dreamland Ep. 12)- Wait. That other dimension was Hawaii?
Proton Jon (Kirby's Return to Dreamland Ep. 12)- So you're saying that boss was the King of Hawaii?
Alien Pilot (Lilo and Stitch): Yeah. He took the red one.
Runaway Guys: The Wii is two and a half gamecube's duct taped together.
Chuggaaonroy: Space is the police!
ProtonJon: I'm busy attacking not the portal.
Chuggaaconroy: So... how long until you two are hunky-chunky?
Jumba (Holio): And I am trying to be come one with pistrami sandwhich.
Pleakly (Holio): If this is my last day in earth... I'm eating pistrami!
Stitch (Elastico): Ah! You're okay! You're fluffy!
Lilo (The Asteroid): Either an evil fist-wielding maniac is going around smashing planetarium displays, or a giant asteroid is heading towards earth to destroy us all.
Jumba (The Asteroid): Or maybe not so ready. Instead, maybe we are doomed.
Jumba (The Asteroid): It appears we're having a slight problem with the power.
Lilo: What's the problem?
Jumba: We have none. Batteries kapoot.
Jumba (The Asteroid): Evil genius scientist says so. And evil genius scientist is driving.
Jumba (The Asteroid): Oh, hello. We come in peace to blow up your home.
Jumba (Sprout): You wanting to make friends with a plant? Hehehe. Oh, is very compassionate. Also silly. No, impossible to activate without causing extreme destruction. Of course is fun for me, but for planet's sake I am putting away. Permanently. End of discussion. Not looking so sad. Hundreds of expirements left on the loose, reaking havoc on the island. Make friends with those.
Zim (Zim Eats Waffles): *Bites into waffle* Hey, these aren't half bad. What's in them?
Gir: There's waffle in 'em.
Zim: YOU'RE LYING!!!
Zim (Tak): Nonsense! Despite his huge head, the Dib monkey is quite stupid.
Dib: My head is not big!!!
Zim (Tak): YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!!!!
Tak: No! Listen to me. Listen... carefully!
Zim: *Makes grunting noises while rubbing chin*
Tak: I'm a better Invader than you could ever be. I blend in perfectly. The plan I have in store for this nasty rock will so impress the Tallest, that they'll have no choice but to make me an Invader.
Zim: WHAT IS THIS? And what is this plan? *Tak giggles nastily* Yes, yes! I am a master of comedy, now tell me this plan.
Tak: Part one involves crippling your base so that you can only watch as I RUIN YOUR LIFE!!! *Her Gir unit messes with Zim's base*
Zim: MYYY BEAUTIFULL BASSSEEEE!!!
Tak: Part two is-
Zim: NOOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BASSSEE NOOO!!!
Tak: *A little less sure* Part two is-
Zim: NOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BASSE NOO!
Tak: Part two is
Tak: Okay I'm leaving now.
Zim: But you didn't tell me your plan.
Tak: *Blows hole in house and chops the head off Gir and the gnomes and leaves* *Robot bee flies out*
Gir (Tak): *Clutching the back of Dib's head* Your head smells like a puppy.
Zim (Tak): You're a worst pilot then I am! Wait.
Gir (Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars): It's me! I was the turkey all along!
Dr. Membrane (BDBS): Son! There better not be any walking dead up there!
Purple Tallest (BDBS): Hey! Call them and tell them we're gonna blow them up!
Gir (BDBS): I made mashed potatoes.
Zim: Yes. And muffins.
Zim (Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain): There were some glitches in the security system, but thanks to my masterful repair skills, they've all been eradicated. The fortress is now impenetrable. Absolutely-
Purple Tallest: Uuum... who is that little person behind you?
Zim: What the-?
Mother: There you are. What did I say about wandering off like that?
Little Boy: I missed you mommy!
Purple Tallest: I'm glad it had a happy ending after all.
Red Tallest: Me too.
Zim (Planet Jackers): Something is broken and its not your fault?
Gir: I know. I'm scared too.
Boogey Man (Billy and Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure): Is it not true that not only did your scythe get stolen by a headless man with a pumpkin on his neck, but it was also taken by Billy, Mandy, Irwin, Billy's Father, Billy's Mother, Billy's Cousin, Billy's Cat, Dracula, General Scar, Principal Good-vibes, Missus Claus, The Secret Snake Club, the Army, Scout Troop 701, The Fleeztechs, The President, The Mailman, The Dingleshmitz sisters, The Boogey Man, a llama, and a turkey salad sandwhich *Collapses pointer* *Goes crosseyed, and in a spooky voice* hold the mayo?
Boogey (Billy and Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure): I'll leave you with a gift. *Farts loudly* That wasn't the gift. It was this morning's three-cheese omelet. Fear the gouda.
Grim (Billy and Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure): Love makes you do stupid things.
Billy: I love everything.
Grim: That explains a lot.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!