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Joined 04-05-03, id: 365507, Profile Updated: 08-30-14
Author has written 5 stories for Vocaloid.

I really dislike logging in to leave reviews, so WHOEVER'S READING THIS, please enable anonymous reviews. I like to leave anonymous reviews. 33:

...I sometimes go by the anonymous reviewer Shole or Smilk...

Sigh. I'm horrible at writing, and I like reading more than I write. My ideas are originally for doujinshis, but...I'm so lazy, I rather be a bad writer than sit on my ass and draw. 333:

I beg you, please avoid names like "Bobby" or "Ms Courtney" in a Japanese themed fic. I mean like, duuuude, how common is it to have a shit ton of Japanese kids in a class, and then your best friend's name is Joel Mason or Alicia Wright. Hiromi or Takuya sounds so much more believable. 3333:


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Your Bones by pizza frustration reviews
"And I bet you and I are different. I bet you and I are different." RinLen
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Rin K., Len K.] - Complete
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tough by AriTeir reviews
Life in the Western Air Temple isn't all dancing with dragons and epic battles sometimes it's tough. Just ask Zuko and Katara. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,863 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Relationship by Eiprej reviews
The Kagamines always wondered why Mikuo and Miku acted that way with each other. Now they knew that there was a few things Mikuo hated about her. MikuoxMiku
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Mikuo H., Miku H. - Complete
Alliance by Domomomo reviews
If Hungary wanted to grow a penis he shouldn't prancing around with that chick Poland...or so Prussia says. Hungary/Poland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
The Queen Of The Game by Unsaid Goodbyes reviews
Humans…were fleeting beings. Their lives nothing more than a grain of sand on an endless beach, withering away in the rising tide over time. Vampires…were a little more. A drabble on Kaname's feelings for Yuki.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Yuki C., Kaname K. - Complete
An operatic tragedy by Kaesteranya reviews
A flash fiction study of Gwendolyn and Oswald's first encounter, and the beginning of their story.
Odin Sphere - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
As You Wish by Clearheart reviews
Kaname and Yuuki discover the fun of issuing out Pureblood commands. KanaYuki. Oneshot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Capture by Wohitzi reviews
Katara finds herself tied to a tree, wondering if Prince Zuko is the type of person to violate vulnerable women.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Teaching Tsuna by alicealice reviews
D27 Smut Dino reflects on what he taught Tsuna, or rather, made Tsuna learn. Dubious consent, borderline pedophilia.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
The Teahouse by Arcadiana reviews
[ZK] Chased halfway through Ba Sing Se by the Dai Li, Katara finds herself in the Lower Ring, seeking refuge from refugees.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Like Liquid Rouge by Trickle reviews
[SasuSaku][AU] “What are you doing, Karin?” Sakura said, raising an elegant brow. “Is that, like, your supposed bedroom eyes or something?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just a Dream by MindLezz reviews
AU [NaruHina, SasuSaku] A girl who is living a dream. A boy who is trying to accomplish a dream. A couple who is trying to create their dream. Lives mend and tales begin in the industrial city of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,094 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 2/9/2005
Dalliance by Fullmetal Guitarist reviews
Whatever he was at the age of twelve, Sasuke is now a horny, hormone driven teenage boy. And when there's a pretty girl offering herself to him, no strings attached, he can't help but accept. [One Shot] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Seven by Evakoto reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is seven years old, and he never wants to become a 'ninja'. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Life and Difficulties by Shanghai Honey reviews
Unsuccessful model,Haruno Sakura,finds herself a teacher at an all boy's school.Her students instantly think of her as a bimbo and refuse to cope with her.Her mission:Gaining respect from students. Her hardest mission:Gaining respect from Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,968 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sakura H.
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Bananas in my Tangerines reviews
She really was a master at this game called seduction. But can't she at least wait till the concert is over! Impatient Rin. Gullible Len. Twincest. Rated M for Master gives Dobby a sock! Dobby is free!
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Apartment 702 reviews
Now you're here. And me. That's it. It's not that unpleasant I guess. Len. Rin. Twincest.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Len K., Rin K.
Awe of She reviews
Dreams are only for children who NEVER grow up. Mature themes. Twincest.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
Sanguis, Lust, Sin reviews
All she wanted was a normal life. But when he corners her against the wall, she knows that she has to fight that feeling of lust creeping inside her. M for Man, this is Mature Literature.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Rin K., Len K.
This is Rated T reviews
Watching Rin lick the popsicle was like watching her coughing on his cough! Rated T for Terrible Puns! RinXLen again!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Rin K., Len K.