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Joined 04-05-03, id: 365507, Profile Updated: 11-24-13
Author has written 5 stories for Vocaloid.

Oh my gott! I really dislike logging in to leave reviews, so WHOEVER'S READING THIS, please enable anonymous reviews. I like to leave anonymous reviews. (@ 3@ )ノ

...I sometimes go by the anonymous reviewer Shole or Smilk...

Sigh. I'm horrible at writing, and I like reading more than I write. My ideas are originally for doujinshis, but...I'm so lazy, I rather be a bad writer than sit on my ass and draw. 333:

I beg you, please avoid names like "Bobby" or "Ms Courtney" in a Japanese themed fic. I mean like, duuuude, how common is it to have a shit ton of Japanese kids in a class, and then your best friend's name is Joel Mason or Alicia Wright. Hiromi or Takuya sounds so much more believable.


Apartment 702's cover image (Kinda NSFW): http://i.imgur.com/iI7Kczr.png

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Your Bones by pizza frustration reviews
"And I bet you and I are different. I bet you and I are different." RinLen
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Rin K., Len K.] - Complete
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tough by AriTeir reviews
Life in the Western Air Temple isn't all dancing with dragons and epic battles sometimes it's tough. Just ask Zuko and Katara. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,863 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Relationship by Eiprej reviews
The Kagamines always wondered why Mikuo and Miku acted that way with each other. Now they knew that there was a few things Mikuo hated about her. MikuoxMiku
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Mikuo H., Miku H. - Complete
Alliance by Domomomo reviews
If Hungary wanted to grow a penis he shouldn't prancing around with that chick Poland...or so Prussia says. Hungary/Poland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
The Queen Of The Game by Unsaid Goodbyes reviews
Humans…were fleeting beings. Their lives nothing more than a grain of sand on an endless beach, withering away in the rising tide over time. Vampires…were a little more. A drabble on Kaname's feelings for Yuki.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Yuuki, Kaname - Complete
An operatic tragedy by Kaesteranya reviews
A flash fiction study of Gwendolyn and Oswald's first encounter, and the beginning of their story.
Odin Sphere - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
As You Wish by Clearheart reviews
Kaname and Yuuki discover the fun of issuing out Pureblood commands. KanaYuki. Oneshot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Kaname, Yuuki - Complete
Capture by Wohitzi reviews
Katara finds herself tied to a tree, wondering if Prince Zuko is the type of person to violate vulnerable women.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Teaching Tsuna by alicealice reviews
D27 Smut Dino reflects on what he taught Tsuna, or rather, made Tsuna learn. Dubious consent, borderline pedophilia.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
The Teahouse by Arcadiana reviews
[ZK] Chased halfway through Ba Sing Se by the Dai Li, Katara finds herself in the Lower Ring, seeking refuge from refugees.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Like Liquid Rouge by Trickle reviews
[SasuSaku][AU] “What are you doing, Karin?” Sakura said, raising an elegant brow. “Is that, like, your supposed bedroom eyes or something?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just a Dream by MindLezz reviews
AU [NaruHina, SasuSaku] A girl who is living a dream. A boy who is trying to accomplish a dream. A couple who is trying to create their dream. Lives mend and tales begin in the industrial city of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,094 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 2/9/2005
Dalliance by Fullmetal Guitarist reviews
Whatever he was at the age of twelve, Sasuke is now a horny, hormone driven teenage boy. And when there's a pretty girl offering herself to him, no strings attached, he can't help but accept. [One Shot] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Seven by Evakoto reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is seven years old, and he never wants to become a 'ninja'. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Life and Difficulties by Shanghai Honey reviews
Unsuccessful model,Haruno Sakura,finds herself a teacher at an all boy's school.Her students instantly think of her as a bimbo and refuse to cope with her.Her mission:Gaining respect from students. Her hardest mission:Gaining respect from Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,968 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sakura H.
Enigma by Jewny reviews
[COMPLETED] To her, nightmare itself only came during times when he was there. Because he was her nightmare. SasuSaku. 2 Oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Apartment 702 reviews
Len comes home from his work to find himself a nice surprise! Humor, and, angst. Yes, Angst. Cuz he's so angsty.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Len K., Rin K.
Awe of She reviews
Dreams are only for children who NEVER grow up. Mature themes. Twincest.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
Sanguis, Lust, Sin reviews
All she wanted was a normal life. But when he corners her against the wall, she knows that she has to fight that feeling of lust creeping inside her. M for Man, this is Mature Literature.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Rin K., Len K.
This is Rated T reviews
Watching Rin lick the popsicle was like watching her coughing on his cough! Rated T for Terrible Puns! RinXLen again!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Rorrim Noitcelfer reviews
Both of them meeting, but never touching. The other person in the mirror. Another one besides myself. He looks like her. But he wasn't her. Rated M for Mirror!sex.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete