Author has written 3 stories for Hunger Games.
Yo.
My favorite books: The Fault in Our Stars, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Looking For Alaska, The Great Gatsby, and The Hunger Games.
Depressing books: The Fault in Our Stars and Looking For Alaska.
My favorite bands/artists: Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Little Mix, Green Day, Taylor Swift, Nina Nesbitt, and Macklemore.
What makes me cry: Most things, really. I'm a Tumblr girl, so..
Random things: American Apparel edits of male celebrities will be the death of me.
For my story "Academy of Panem":
Katniss' dress: http:///imgres?q=purpledress&hl=no&gbv=2&biw=1600&bih=719&tbm=isch&tbnid=m-23Gt04J5DXXM:&imgrefurl=http:///dresses/color/purple-dresses&docid=WTp1t2TyVwQeeM&imgurl=http:///_img/PRODUCTS/180/PromGirl-456616309.jpg&w=180&h=300&ei=OSigT9GUHIn74QTA9MGZAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=408&vpy=319&dur=302&hovh=240&hovw=144&tx=78&ty=123&sig=117785092715672793693&page=1&tbnh=164&tbnw=90&start=0&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:0,i:92
Glimmer's dress: http:///imgres?q=darkgreendress&hl=no&gbv=2&biw=1600&bih=719&tbm=isch&tbnid=vTqMqpBgYQvB-M:&imgrefurl=http:///embroidered-knee-length-dark-green-ruched-cocktail-dress-p-1074.html&docid=aE0lExsdbmw5LM&imgurl=http:///images/embroidered-dark-green-Ruched-Cocktail-Dress.jpg&w=800&h=1035&ei=rSegT_2xMfPP4QSIxbGtAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1231&vpy=303&dur=523&hovh=255&hovw=197&tx=102&ty=107&sig=117785092715672793693&page=1&tbnh=156&tbnw=117&start=0&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:18,s:0,i:102
Johanna's dress: http:///imgres?q=lightpinkdress&hl=no&gbv=2&biw=1600&bih=719&tbm=isch&tbnid=eSi89BLQc7aluM:&imgrefurl=http:///reviews/romantic-rosettes-light-pink-dress&docid=YU5qjsE0Rt2NKM&imgurl=http:///img/c/0/0/12b/1/AAAADLxczVIAAAAAASsR0g/romantic-rosettes-light-pink-dress.jpg&w=300&h=300&ei=EyegT9--POrg4QTX0un6Ag&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=323&vpy=323&dur=1016&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=111&ty=138&sig=117785092715672793693&page=1&tbnh=162&tbnw=160&start=0&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0,i:88
Annie's dress: http:///imgres?q=blueandwhitepartydress&start=354&hl=no&gbv=2&biw=1600&bih=719&tbm=isch&tbnid=RHAUtWE4Rbl1RM:&imgrefurl=http:///product_info.php/cc1101-royal-blue-organza-stone-pageant-dress-p-1577&docid=MMANeux3qLV4eM&imgurl=http:///images/cc1101-royal1.jpg&w=463&h=463&ei=AiigT9LpIs6M4gTNkfSEAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1105&vpy=382&dur=270&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=159&ty=227&sig=117785092715672793693&page=11&tbnh=165&tbnw=165&ndsp=35&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:354,i:188
Foxface's dress: http:///imgres?q=lightorangepartydress&start=315&hl=no&gbv=2&biw=1600&bih=719&tbm=isch&tbnid=BhAAlJXC-8lpjM:&imgrefurl=http:///homecoming-dresses/cute-orange-halter-short-party-dress-homecoming-dresses-ecc0589.html&docid=zJTeWToYs92aCM&imgurl=http:///media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/l/classy_orange_halter_short_party_homecoming_dress_.jpg&w=337&h=449&ei=BymgT-lI56TgBJHL6LgD&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1004&vpy=103&dur=835&hovh=259&hovw=194&tx=105&ty=159&sig=117785092715672793693&page=10&tbnh=165&tbnw=132&ndsp=35&ved=1t:429,r:14,s:315,i:109
Name: Elida.
Age: Fifteen.
Height: 5'6''
Resident of: Norway.
What annoys you half to hell? Almost everyone I know.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Oh yeah, I'm a bitch right there.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (I heard it's nice there.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (Pretty much.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (Who needs morals, I mean come on.)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (I can't have responsibility, I just fuck things up.)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (Idek what liberal means.)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Hey, I'm just white.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Well fuck you, I am.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Yeah, I love attention.)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Sure, whatever.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Well, I am a girl.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Believe me, I'm trying to fix it.)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (You got it.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Well, I'm trying to fix that, too.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Oh, you have no idea.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (You are right, I am crazy.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Of course.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (What else?)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Yeah.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Okay.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (What is yaoi and yuri?)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (You're so right.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm EMO so I MUST be GAY.
I hang out with EMOS so I MUST be EMO too.
I BLEND IN so I MUST POSER.
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
If no one has come from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad of a decision can it be?
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Idk.
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
One Direction.
There's no escaping those fuckers.
4. WHAT IS 22?
Taylor Swifts song?
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
She's great, but she can be bit mean sometimes.
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I don't like anyone at the moment.
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Boring.
8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
An actress.
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Like I said, I don't like anyone at the moment.
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Idk.
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
How should I know?
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Tumbling.
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Like I would tell you.
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I like them.
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Well.. I could die today.
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Idk.
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Reading books.
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Reading books.
21. WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
Maybe, maybe not.
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
I'm not sure.
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Probably not.
24. IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
My name.
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Most things, really.
Cancer:
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(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer.
1. FIRST NAME:
Elida.
2. SIBLING NAMES:
I don't have any.
3. BRA SIZE (IF FEMALE):
European 75B.
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
An hour ago.
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS?
I guess so. I mean, they're no Harry Styles, but whatcha gonna do?
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?
I have no idea.
7. KIDS?
No.
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I don't know what I'm like to other people.
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
I have a Wreck This Journal.
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
You could say that.
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yep.
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
No.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I don't eat cereal often..
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?
Depends which shoes I'm wearing.
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Not my arms, that's for sure.
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Vanilla.
17. SHOE SIZE?
6.
18. RED OR PINK?
Red.
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?
My nails.
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My dog.
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE?
Go ahead.
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
My pants are grey, and I don't wear shoes at the moment.
23. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Fish (for dinner).
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Nothing...
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Green or purple.
26. FAVORITE SMELL?
After rain smell.
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My mum.
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?
Eyes.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
I love the person I got this from! She reviewed to my story.
30. FAVORITE DRINK?
Coke or water.
31. FAVORITE SPORT?
Sleeping.
32. EYE COLOR?
Blue-grey.
33. HAT SIZE?
Dunno.
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope.
35. FAVORITE FOOD?
Tacos.
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING?
Happy ending.
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE?
The Hangover part III.
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
A dress I got for my 14th birthday.
39. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.
40. HUGS OR KISSES?
Long hugs.
41. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Banana split or chocolate mousse.
NOT MINE:
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Why the fuck not
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
...which meant doing his best to forget all about Buster. The Best of Me, by Nicholas Sparks.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
My bedroom wall.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Meet the Parents.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
22:30
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
23:23 (Wow...)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I followed my cousin to the bus stop a few hours ago.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Tumblr.
9. What are you wearing?
Grey sweat pants and a brown tank top.
10. Did you dream last night?
I can't remember.
11. When did you last laugh
A few hours ago.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pictures and two posters.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
There's a guy in my neighbourhood with a picture of a hippo on his garage door.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
A bit random.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Tangled.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
One Direction tickets.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I suck at drawing.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Stop homophobia.
19. Do you like to dance?
No.
20. George Bush:
I know, right?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Jennifer.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Liam.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
In England.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Oh shit, it's you."