Author has written 16 stories for Outsiders, Hunger Games, Twilight, and Harry Potter.
Hello people of earth, I'm MaryKate.
I am the optimist! I love boos, music, anime, baking, cooking, singing, dancing, and acting. I am pretty intellectual. My grammar skills have improved a lot, so reading my old stories have made me cringed...Multiple times... One thing to tell you about the girl under my section is that once you get her started on talking about something SHE NEVER STOPS! Alrighty,I am very kind and optimistic. iI can be be a little obsessive over any book, music or recipe I like. Well enough of me here is little miss smarty pant's section.
Hey everyone! I'm Julianna.
Let me tell you a little about myself. If you think of a book, anime, movie, show, game, musical, band, or manga, I've probably read, heard, watched or played it.
I've got a bunch of fanfiction written on my laptop at my house, but I need to email it to Marykate so she can post it. As of now, only Marykate's stories are posted. When I post one of mine, i'll put a J or something like that in the summary so you know I wrote it. Marykate will put an MK. I've got multiple pen names. I used to have an account under the name Julie Nightingale, but i'm sharing this one with Marykate because my computer suddenly thinks this website is a virus.
I'm overly optimistic and kind, yet sometimes I can be extremely sarcastic. Marykate can tell you that, plus a whole lot more. I have tons of fanfictions that are going to be posted soon, so keep your eyes open! I've got an IQ of 167 and that classifies me as a genius, but I lack common sense. That's just something you should know. I love to help, so just ask me if you need anything! That's all for now! Thanks a ton for reading!
All of those copy/paste things are Marykate's by the way. And sheesh Marykate, i'm not that bad. Although I do love to talk. I don't stop unless you give me food. This doesn't make sense, but I love to eat and i'm close to being underweight. What the heck!?!
Anyway, if one of us reviews your stories, you'll know who it is. I don't use abrreviations, and I punctuate and capitalize. Marykate mentioned what kinds of fanfics she reads in her section of the profile. Anything else, and that means that it's me reviewing. I read Outsiders, the Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter too though, but not as much as Marykate does. Either way, you'll know who it is. (Probably.) Have fun reading!
Awesome stuff MaryKate found:
Socials may be large, Socials may be rough,
You say Edward, I say Ponyboy.
Nature's first green is gold
I'M A GREASER GIRL!
I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood.
I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society.
Man, do I have fun!
Greaser... greaser... greaser...
O victim of environment, underprivileged, rotten, no-count hood.
Juvenile delinquent, you're no good!
Get thee hence, white trash. I am a Soc. I am the privileged and the well dressed.
I throw beer blasts, drive fancy cars, break windows at fancy parties.
And what do you do for fun?
I jump greasers!
"The Outsiders has taught me some valuable life lessons:
Ponyboy taught me that things are rough all over, and even though it may not seem like it, people deeply care about you.
Sodapop taught me that it's okay to be laid back sometimes.
Darry taught me to protect the ones I love.
Dally taught me that if you're tough, you won't get hurt.
Two-Bit taught me that it's okay to make a joke every once in a while.
Steve taught me that you should always stick by your best friends and that people WILL think you're weird if you do backflips off of cars.
Johnny Cade told me to Stay Gold."
If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wonder if other websites have these 'copy and paste' things, but don't know because you spend about 90% of your time on FanFiction anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.
If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile
-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Take time and read each sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of ever line
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
The below statement is true
The above statement is false
In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
Hi! I'm human. What're you?
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!
If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.
When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"
If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."
Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.
Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wana know why I put this in here, believe me!)
When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"
While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.
(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!
Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
Yeah I'm unique, just like every one else.
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off
Don't count the days, make the days count
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand apples!
Yeah, the grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow
Be thankful for what you have, because it's probably more than most
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
Amatuers made The Ark, experts made the Titanic...
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away so they can’t hear you and you still have their shoes on.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Where's the good in goodbye?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
We all smile in the same language
On the other hand, you have different fingers
I didn't slap you! I hi-fived your face!
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present!
My door is always open, so feel free to leave
Second place is the first loser
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I Love my Dad:
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
if you were wondering here is the birthday of all the greasers:
Ponyboy- July 22, 1952
Dallas-November 9, 1948
Two-Bit-June 20, 1948
Johnny-March 1, 1950
Sodapop-October 8, 1949
Steve-April 15, 1949
Darry-January 5, 1946
Tim-November 5, 1947
STAY GOLD! :)
So, what have YOU pulled today? :)
A Johnny: You were wishing you can stab somebody, or stabbed them with something sharp (pencil, pen, etc.)
A Darry: You shoved/slapped somebody because they pissed you off.
A Dally: You flipped somebody off (see deleted scenes of the movie, he flips off a police officer lmao).
A Ponyboy: You came home pass curfew.
A Sodapop: You ran out of the house on somebody.
A Two-Bit: You teased/harassed an enemy.
A Steve: You did some type of flip and ended up hurting yourself or getting in trouble in the process.
1 I have something to tell you LOOK AT 2
2 The answer is LOOK AT 11
3 Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
4 Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13
5 First LOOK AT 2
6 Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
7 I just wanna say hi!!
8 What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
9 Be patient LOOK AT 4
10 This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7
11 I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6
12 Sorry LOOK AT 8
13 Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
14 I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
15 You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9
If you the whole thing all the way to the bottom without cheating... congradtulations (Sp?) you deserve a medal and a cookkie ;)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Sandy was CRAZY for breaking Soda's hot heart, copy and pase this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if someone's ever called you weird...and you thanked them.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever had a crush on someone who doesn't even know you exsist, copy and past this onto your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Even if you can't see him, God is there! If you believe in God, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy this to your profile
If you have ever started randomly singing, put this in your profile
If you are pissed off at Kanye West, copy and paste this onto your profile! D:
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile
I've been diagnosed with Obsessive Curtis Disorder put this on your profile if you've caught it to!
("•.("•. * .•").•") •..STAY GOLD ..•» (.•"(.•" * "•.)"•.
*(·.·).I.(·.·)* * *(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)* *·..·*The Outsiders*·.* * *·.(· Forever·)..·* * *·..·* *
(.•"(.•" * "•.)"•.) SCREW A VAMPIRE IN A VOLVO I WANT A GREASER IN 501 LEVIS N CONVERSE (.•"(.•" * "•.)"•.)
You say Edward, I say Sodapop,
You say Bella, I say Cherry,
You say Jacob, I say Dallas,
You say Forks, I say Tulsa,
You say The lion fell in love with the lamb, I say Stay gold,
You say Vampires are badass, I say greasers would still mock them for sparkling in the sun,
You say Stephanie Meyer , I say S.E Hinton,
You say Twilight, I say The Outsiders.
1. YOUR REAL NAME: marykate
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): marizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): limegreen dolphin (aha :) )
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name) (i dont have a middle name so im gonna use confirmation name): bridget mickey d
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): donmarka
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): baby-blue lemonade
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name (i am going to use confirmation again), 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): anroata
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): kathleen
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black holly
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.
If you don't it will become the opposite.
Team Edward for love, Team Jacob for kindness
Team Bella for courage and not being spineless
Team Alice for wisdom, for caring, and charm
Team Carlisle for being there, and sewing her arm
Team Emmett for laughter, for joking and fun
Team Mike for knowing he wasn't the one
Team Rosalie for beauty, but not for depth
Team Jasper for self-control, and not being inept
Team Seth for unity, and establishing peace
Team Sam for halting the war, and calling for a cease
Team Esme for being motherly, and caring for her boys
Team Leah for knowing when to make some noise
Team Charlie for loving, and wanting to understand
Team Renee for letting Bella move and take a stand
Team Everyone for working together to stop the fight
Team Stephanie Meyer for writing TWILIGHT!
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,who loves and is obsessed with The Outsiders, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, kiki1607, Cirruz The Night Elf, Em-Ster 9-1-1, greasy girl love, JohnnyIsMyGoldSunset, mk and j
If you see Johnny as a deep person like Ponyboy does, add this to your profile.
Don't want a knight in shining armor; I want a greaser in Converse and hair grease!
If you're against animal cruelty, then copy this into your profile!
If you're against animal experimentation, then copy and paste!
If when you hear the song "Replay" by Iyaz, your version of the first line is "Dally's like a melody in my head...", then copy and paste.
If you love greasers, are a self-confessed greaser fan, and are a proud member of TEAM GREASER and can't stand Socs...COPY AND PASTE!
If you know in fact Sodapop Curtis is BLOND, but don't the heck mind when Rob Lowe played him, copy and paste
If you think we should all go back to the 50's-early 60's, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you support Sodapop Curtis, copy and paste this to your profile.
Copy and paste this if you AREN'T a BELIEBER
If you HATE slash, copy and paste this on your profile
96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from the Empire State Building. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler, a lawnchair, and shout, "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this in your profile.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3.Your first initial?
4.Your month of birth?
5.Which color do you like more, black or white?
6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?
7.Your favorite number?
8.Do you like California or Florida more?
9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).
That vinny would ask me out in highschool
Are you done?
If so, scroll down.
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2.If you choose:
Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your
5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8.If you choose...
California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.
9.If you choose...
Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday"REMEMBER WHEN"
If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to others, copy and paste
If you get excited every time you see a single, solitary, new review, copy and paste
I wonder who the first person was who looked at a cow and said: "I'll just pull those dangly things and see what comes ouot, and then drink it."
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
“When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”
“When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.”
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!"
“When life gives you lemons, laugh and wiggle your eyebrows. Then let the deprived people wonder why.”
“When life gives you lemons, keep them. I mean, hey, it’s free lemons.”
"Haikus are easy, but sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator."
"We leaveimmediately!" "But what about dinner?!" "We leave in five hours!"
Forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.
Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
Sometimes I wonder... 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?' And then - it hits me.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to do, then a few minutes after you gave up, you remembered, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a crazy fangirl/guy for a band, book character, movie, movie character, anime, manga, anime or manga character, actor/actress, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your eyes have every locked with that one special guy, copy and past this onto your profile.
If your have gotten super excited for your crush just saying one word to you, copy and past this on to your profile.
If you love Wipeout (the T.V. show) copy and past this onto your profile.
Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT won't make you THIN,
Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL,
Calling me a NERD will only BOOST MY CONFIDENCE
I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlie's sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle When ever I am in the Emergency Room And I promise to remember Emmett Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to despise the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to remember Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know
Sexier than you since 1901
Smoother than you since 1843
Luckier than you will ever be.
Prettier than you since 1915
Quirkier than you since 1901
Stronger than you since 1915Emmett's the strongest.
I'm a greaser, I'm a straight up G
Dallas: [after Ponyboy gets jumped] Hows the kid?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
You go tanning.
You love Starbucks.
You have tons of shoes.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
Black is one of your favorite colors.
Your hair was/is dark.
You have/want piercings.
You can skateboard.
You love the computer.
You've been depressed
You like rap.
You like loud music.
You love The OC.
You watch the Super Bowl.
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also my name was quiditchseeker101, sugarcrazed, but i changed it to mk and j. this is because my friend julianna and i share this account now.
Fly High Aunt Mary