ChineseRoseWolf69
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Joined 01-23-12, id: 3657332, Profile Updated: 04-04-13
Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, and Naruto.

hello everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in case you haven't noticed, i am weird and perhaps slightly insane, but that just means i have more fun!!!!!!!

you have SwitzyRomano197 to thank for me bring here- she is a very good friend of mine, and finally convinced my horrable-

"it's not horrable!!!!!"

"yes it is Switzy!!!!!!"

anyway... thanks and i hope you like my stories. most will probably be rated M to be on the safe side- or some really deserve it.

i will update as often as i can, but between life and high school, it can be very difficult.

so thanks for reading!!!!

you can also check me out at my blog crazyoldmusiclover.wordpress.com thanks!!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I believe in angels, the kind that Heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.
Copy and Paste into your profile if you believe that this is true.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

SUPPORT OUR AMERICAN TROOPS AND SERVICE WORKERS!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fire/Police/Ambulance) SAY THANK YOU WHEN YOU SEE ONE, EVEN IF THEY ARE A VETERAN!! THEY DESERVE IT!!!!!! Copy Paste if you agree

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off while the preps died.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Lecelamona Lecelanet Marzakey, ChineseRoseWolf69

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny (like someone dying or crying), put this in your profile.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you walk into walls because you had your nose in a book, repost this

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!

(Barrowed from Lececlamona Lacalanet Marzakey)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shttttt!!

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food.

A friend will push you in a spinny chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.

A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?

A friend asks for the cookie, A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Insert cookie here

A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you.

A friend says I love your dogs; Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.

A friend will hide you from the cops; Best Friend is the reason they’re after you

A friend will tutor you, a Best Friend will let you cheat of their paper.

A friend will ask for a ride home, a Best Friend will be waiting in the car for you

A friend will ask for a ride home, a Best Friend will steal your keys

A friend will say “I feel so sorry for you” when you’re in a fight with your parents, a Best Friend will be tending to your bloody knuckles

A friend will call only up till 8 p.m. and not before 7 a.m., a Best Friend has you on speed dial and will call at midnight

A friend will address your parents proper, a Best Friend calls them family!

A friend will help you clean up a mess, a Best Friend will help you hide the bodies.

A friend will help you if you’re in too deep, a Best Friend will be right by your side, making sure the both of you get away with it.

Body: DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD

HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.

THE LITTLE GIRL
SITS BEHIND THE COUCH
CRYING

THE POLICE CAME
AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL
TO AN ORPHANAGE.

SHE WALKS
INTO THE BEDROOM,
AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF JESUS
ON THE CROSS

GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?

TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID.

TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT NEXT TO ME
WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT,
AND HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK

YOU READ THIS
BECAUSE IT SAID FIGHT,
BUT WOULD YOU HAVE READ IT
IF IT SAID JESUS STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS

64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS

YOU NEVER KNOW
WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS
"IF YOU DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF UR FRIENDS
HE WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER"

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

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Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
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yaoi, yaoi, and more yaoi. rated M. SasuNaru. CHAP 6 IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Wild Night reviews
Warning: yaoi threesome. rated m for a reason! ItaSasuNaru. chap 2 up- finally
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A Secret Revealed reviews
yaoi, twincest. Kaoru is caught doing something he shouldn't be.
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A Birthday To Remember reviews
Het, incest. Vietnam has a birthday, and only wants one thing.
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