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Joined 04-06-03, id: 365813, Profile Updated: 10-02-10
Author has written 16 stories for Highlander, Magnificent Seven, X-Men, Inception, and Lost.

My preferences lean towards gen, and one shots, and snarky, snappy dialogue. If that's your pleasure, then, hey. Welcome.

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Devil to Pay by InnocentCulprit61 reviews
Following his near-fatal head injury, Ezra fights to keep his game face on.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Western/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,816 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Ezra S., Chris L. - Complete
A Comfortable Place by sablecain reviews
FAM/AU Ezra and Vin struggle with the after effects of some attacks from other FAM agents and Vin meets Maude!
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ezra S., Vin T. - Complete
Sharp Compassion by Finnigan Geist reviews
Important moments in Nathan's life via six vignettes. One corpse, two dying men, three mothers, one newborn and one splinter.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Nathan J. - Complete
The Littlest Snowflake and How She Grew by Nate Grey reviews
Jubilee searches for a way to bring little Illyana out of her shell. Could the answer lie within the mysterious mutant psi, Nate Grey?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,448 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Jubilee, Erik L./Magneto
Shaking by Orli reviews
After “Confidence Man” before “Raising of Another”. Sawyer tries helping someone other than himself. Charlie's P.O.V.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Charlie, Sawyer - Complete
Niche by Julia456 reviews
Post 'Solitary'. No plot, but lots of Hurley, and that's just as good.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Hurley - Complete
Tin by NotTasha reviews
On the way back from another town, Ezra falls ill and it's up to Chris to take care of him
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Chris L., Ezra S. - Complete
I'm Not Myself by AJ10 reviews
Rogue's having an identity crisis, she's just not herself. Will Gambit be able to help?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,535 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 4/8/2003
The Heirs by xenokattz reviews
Pippin converses with Legolas and Boromir concerning edible dishes and personal grooming.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Seether by Randirogue reviews
It's not an illusion; I have updated again. Ch. 17. The chaos continues. An intense & complicated story. Rogue's memories haunt her. Her powers are evolving. It all ties in w Destiny's Diaries, Vargas, Gyrich, Sinister, & more. RogueRemy, RogueBobby
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 198,593 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 5/3/2002
JUST THE BEST MARY SUE, EVER! by Bamfwriter reviews
The Mary Sue Litmus Test taken to the extreme. F words. Mild slash.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004
Lifestyle Changes The Rewrite by Wallace reviews
Faith the Vampire Slayer finds her way to a rather special school. Being rewritten and re-plotted to accomodate X-Men 2.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,854 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003
Prodigals 14: Cradling the Cactus Tree by xenokattz reviews
The consequences of Marie's condition are explored
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Complete
Envie by wherefore-suchas reviews
Set three weeks after the epilogue to "April Witch." Remy adapts to life at the Institute. Rogue explores her powers. How normal can an x-man's life truly be?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,038 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Dark Night of the Soul by Scooter Kitty reviews
Remy LeBeau deals with an old nemesis, told both pre and postAntarctica.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3110 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Analyze This by peroxidepest17 reviews
My sad attempt at humor... the boys get analyzed.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,893 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/13/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001
Betrayal by Valerie J reviews
[Complete.] When Bishop first joined the X-Men, he warned them that they would be betrayed by one of their own. He was right, but that's only the beginning of the story. (This story diverges from continuity just after X-Men #45.)
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,333 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2002 - Published: 10/10/2001 - Complete
Blame by Violette reviews
The boys celebrate the conclusion of a case, but something goes terribly wrong. Is Ezra to blame?
Magnificent Seven - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,872 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2001 - Published: 6/22/2001 - Complete
The Seven Deadly Hangovers by Sue reviews
The men of the Magnificent Seven struggle to recover from Buck's particularly raucous New Year's Eve party.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/29/2000
Seeds by Sandra McDonald reviews
Amanda has a special need only an Immortal man can fulfill.
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2000
Love Affairs Are Horrible by Dandesun reviews
Wisdom and Gambit commiserate about their failed love lives.
Crossover - X-Men & Excalibur - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/5/1998 - Remy L./Gambit, Pete Wisdom - Complete
Journey by Lauren BelaLeBeau Fox reviews
In the aftermath of genetic war, the Witness tries to help Bishop find his family.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/1998
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And You Owe Me Nothing In Return
His back flush against Eames's chest, Arthur just breathes for a while. He breathes and he sees her. From the same universe as "My Bruise", where Arthur and Eames met and fell in love as dirty, thieving teenagers.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
By My Penny Of Observation reviews
Fifth in the Shakespeare series, after "Nor A Lender Be". Arthur makes the mistake of forgetting that recovery has a myriad number of stages, and is easily ten times as long as anyone wants it to be. Meanwhile, Eames kicks ass on multiple levels.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
Nor A Lender Be reviews
The fourth story in the Shakespeare series, preceded by I Talk Of Dreams, When The Hurlyburly's Done and Small Cheer And Great Welcome. The Mexico City job ushers in its own problems.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
My Bruise reviews
Boy meets boy. Boys meet girl. Girl leaves boys. Over a decade later, they find themselves all in the same room. AU
Inception - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Small Cheer And Great Welcome reviews
First comes "I Talk Of Dreams", then "When The Hurlyburly's Done", and now this one. Eames finds himself adopted at age thirty-three.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
When The Hurlyburly's Done reviews
The sequel to "I Talk Of Dreams", in which Arthur is a very bad liar, to himself as well as others, and Eames still manages to be amused, even when he's unconscious and like to die.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Weighted Down reviews
On reunions, and such. I assume that Aaron would not have made things too terribly easy for Claire. Three year olds rarely act the way you want them to.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Claire, Kate - Complete
I Talk Of Dreams reviews
William Shakespeare shows up at the oddest times.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Can't Buy Me Sanity
The gods decide that Iffie doesn't have enough going on, what with her impending job search and new relationship with Richie, so they throw a new student and a few more "complications" her way. FUN. Yes, sorry. It's one of those dreaded OC stories.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,849 - Published: 2/7/2010
Like a House on Fire reviews
The Gen X kids sit and discuss a recent development in the student body.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/23/2005
What the Mouse Heard reviews
If a mouse (or cricket, cockroach, whatev) resided in the Four Corners boardinghouse, this is what it would hear the night five of the seven went to Tascosa to clear Vin's name. OW
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2003
Under Pressure reviews
The day Ezra's case is to come to fruition, his mark does something unexpected. ATF
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2003
Rumble in a Small Western Town reviews
Nathan is called on to defuse a slippery situation. OW
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/21/2003
A Day of Reckoning reviews
What happens when the resident lady-killer can't find any prey. A rare Buck story from the Ez and Nate fanatic. ATF
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/21/2003
Just Decapitate Me reviews
Iffie, the immortal co-ed, suffers through another school night and meets another member of the gang.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/14/2003
A Day, er, Night in the Life of an Immortal CoEd reviews
Looks like Mary-Lou Retton, swears like a drunken sailor (in French), Iphigenia "Iffie" Ajax is a woman unto herself. Rated PG because of the nature of the fandom.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/10/2003
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