A Muggle-Born Writter
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Joined 01-24-12, id: 3659122, Profile Updated: 02-01-12
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

“Lumos”
“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good”

Messrs. Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs
Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers
are proud to present:
A Muggle-Born Writer’s Profile


Pen name: Camilla Black-Lupin (aka Sirius and Remus’ daughter)
Age: 14 going on 15 (and you’ll be surprised by the shit that I already write and read… I’m such a perv.)
Writing or Reading? Writ… No, read…wri…rea… Argh, I don’t freaking know!
Favorite Things to do: Write, read, listen to music, sleep, read dictionaries, do strange math calculus, talk to myself, imagine Wolfstar while doing homework, troll people, play with Fred Remus Sirius Black-Lupin ( my teddy bear), laugh, draw, watch AVPM and, AVPS, play The Sims, hang out with friends and family, pick on Filipe (the Harry to my Hermione, the Percy to my Annabeth, the Gale to my Katniss and the Naruto to my Sakura)
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor or Ravenclaw
Daughter of: Athena
Panem Distrit: Thirteen
Type of Chackra: Lightening
If I could enter in any age of Harry Potter, where would I go? Marauders’ Age, OB-VIUS-LY.
Music that defines me: Paradise – Coldplay
Favorite kind of Fic: Sirius and Remus raise Harry, Sirius and Remus read Harry’s years at Hogwarts, Remus/Sirius fluff, Maruders reading the books, Fluff, Humor, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, What if fics, AU, Voldemort 1 and MWPP Era fics, Reading the Books (ANY)


Fandoms: Harry Potter mainly, but I might post some Naruto, Sherlock Holmes, Hunger Games and Percy Jackson stuff someday.

Ships I love/like:

Harry Potter: Wolfstar (Remus X Sirius) ALL THE WAY; Romione (Ron and Hermione), Snily (Sev ‘n Lily), Neville and Luna/Ginny, Remus/Tonks, Harmony (Harry and Hermione), Harry/Luna, Hermione/Krum, Molly/Arthur, Fleur/Bill, Molly/Sirius

Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock x John, Lestrade x Mycroft

Percy Jackson: Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth), Grover and Annabeth, Percy/Thalia and Sally/Poseidon
Hunger Games: Katniss x Peeta 4EVA! And Finnick/Annie
Naruto: Uchihacest (Itachi/Sasuke), NaruSasu, NaruSaku, Jiraya/Tsunade, SasoDei, DeiTobi, Hidan/Kakuzu, Nagato/Pain and Konan, ShikaIno, Kakashi/Obito, Shikamaru/Chouji, Kakashi/Gai

Ships I dislike/hate:
Harry Potter: Harry /Ginny, Sirius/any female or OC, Remus /any female but Tonks or OC, Peter/Anyone (FOREVER ALONE), Bellamort (Voldemort/Bellatrix), Dramione (Draco/Hermione), Snape/Hermione, Harry/Cho, Cedric/Cho (I REALLY hate Cho), Ron/Lavender

Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock/John x any female.
Percy Jackson: None
Hunger Games: Gale x Katniss
Naruto: NaruHina, Orochimaru/Kabuto, ShikaTema, KakaIru, Asuma/Kurenai

Favorite Friendships and Families:
Harry Potter: Golden Trio, Marauders minus Peter, Sirius, Remus and Harry, Weasley family

Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock and John, Sherlock and Mycroft, Sherlock, John and Lestrade.
Percy Jackson: Percy and Grover, Percy and Tyson, Sally and Percy
Hunger Games: Katniss and Gale, Katniss and Prim, Katniss and Finnick
Naruto: Team 7, Kakashi and Obito

Favorite Characters:

Harry Potter: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Sirius, Remus, Severus, Weasleys minus Percy, Dudley after the dementor attack

Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock, John and Ms.Hudson
Percy Jackson: Percy, Grover, Annabeth, Poseidon, Quíron, Thalia, Tyson, Hades, Hermes
Hunger Games: Katniss, Haymitch, Peeta, Finnick and Rue
Naruto: Itachi, Deidara, Tobi (not Madara), A, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Tsunade, Jiraya, Pein, Shikamaru, Lee, Gaara after chunnin exams, Hidan (funny as hell), Asuma

Least Favorite Characters :
Harry Potter: Voldemort, Bellatrix, Peter, any Death Eater minus Draco, Lavender, Cho, Patil twins, Ginny, Percy, Fudge, Umbitch (sorry, but I REALLY hate her), the Ministry of Magic except the Order of Phoenix members

Sherlock Holmes: Moriaty, Molyy and Harry
Percy Jackson: Luke, Clarisse, Zeus, Athena and Polyphemus
Hunger Games: Mr. Snow, Gale, Katniss’ mother
Naruto: Madara, Kabuto, Orochimaru, Kisame, Kakuzu, Danzou

Favorite Lines in Fandoms:

“Do not pity the dead, pit the living and above all, those who live without love” – Albus umbledore, HPDH.

“I have an audience with Zeus at nine, 600th floor.” – Percy Jackson, PJLT
“May the odds be ever in your favor!” - Effie Trinket, HG
“It’s our choices that show us who we truly are, far more than our abilities” – Albus Dumbledore, HPCS
"The mind isn't like a book to be read, Potter." – Severus Snape, HPOP
“NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!” – Molly Weasley, HPDH
“I’m not worried, Harry. I’m with you.” – Albus Dumbledore, HPHBP
“-You'll stay with me?
-Until the very end.
-They won't be able to see you?
-We are part of you. Invisible to anyone else.” – Harry Potter, James Potter and Sirius Black, HPDH
"I didn't want you to die. Any of you.” - Harry Potter, HPDH
“-Does it hurt?
-Dying? Not at all. Quicker and easier than falling asleep." – Harry Potter and Sirius Black, HPDH.
“-Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
-Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
-Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Professor.
-Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." - The Marauders Map, HPPA
“What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?” – George Weasley, HPOP
“Wow. We’re identical!”- Fred and George Weasley, HPDH
“'I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me … Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it” – Albus Dumbledore, HPCS
“That'd be a cheerful visit, 'Hello, Hagrid. Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?’” – Ron Weasley, HPCS
“Voldemort… is… my past, present, and future.” – Tom Riddle, HPCS
“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.”- Arthur Weasley, HPCS
“At least no one on Gryffindor team had to buy their way in.They got in on pure talent”- Hermione Granger, HPCS

"I'm not a psycopath, Anderson, I'm a high functioning sociopath, do your ressearch." - Sherlock Holmes, S1E1

"Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity, don't you think?' - Mycroft Holmes, S1E1

"The name's Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221B Baker Street. Afternoon!" - Sherlock Holmes, S1E1

"- Take my hand!

-Now people will definatly talk..." - Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, S1E1

"What it must be like in your funny little brains, it must be so boring!" - Sherlock Holmes, S1E1

"Anderson, don't talk! You lower the IQ of the entire street." - Sherlock Holmes, S1E1

"We can't giggle, it's a crime scene. Stop it." - John Watson, S1E1

"-What are you so happy about?
-Moriarty.
-What's Moriarty?
Absolutely no idea..." - Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, S1E1

"-It's how you get your kicks, isn't it? Risking your life to prove you're clever.
-Why would I do that?
-Because you're an idiot.
-Dinner?
Starving." - Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, S1E1

"-Who are you?
An interested party.
-Interested in Sherlock? Why? I'm guessing you're not friends.
-You've met him. How many friends do you imagine he has?" - John Watson and Mycroft Holmes, S1E1

"You told me once that you weren’t a hero… um.. there were times I didn’t even think you were human, but, let me tell you this: you were the best man and human… human being I’ve ever known, and no-one will ever convince me that you told me a lie, that’s… uh. There. I was so alone, and I owe you so much. Look, please, there’s just one more thing, one more thing, one more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don’t. Be. Dead. Would you do that, just for me, just… stop it. Stop this!" - John Watson, S2E3


You say "Physical Education". I say "Quidditch"

You say "Gun." I say "Wand"

You say "Serial Killer". I say "Voldemort"

You say "Brad Pitt". I say "James Potter"

You say "Black Diamond". I say "Chocolate Frogs"

You say "Good Innocent Guy." I say "Sirius Black"

You say "Arrogant Idiot". I say "Draco Malfoy"

You say "Selena Gomez". I say "Celestine Star"

You say “Jacob Black”, I say “Remus Lupin”

You say “Twilight”, I say “Harry Potter”

You say you hate Percy Jackson, I say “It had to be a mortal.”

You say that you hate "Harry Potter". I say "It had to be a muggle"


Note: From now on, this profile will get siriusly stupid. If I were you, I would skip. Read on your own risk.

List twelve characters from your favorite story, in no particular order.

1 Tom Marvolo Riddle
2 Hermione Jean Granger
3 Harry James Potter
4 Remus Jonh Lupin
5 Severus Prince Snape
6 Minerva McGognall
7 James Charles Potter
8 Luna Lovegood
9 Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
10 Ronald Billius Weasley
11 Fred Weasley
12 Sirius Orion Black

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Minnie/ Fred? No, but it seems pretty cool!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Remy’s a sexy werewolf! Just ask Sirius!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
THE HELL? Me and Remus would take a trip to the Lovegood’s and smack Luna for stealing Pads from his lovelly Moons.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Dumby? No, I don’t read him often.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
First, I hate femslash, but yes, they do!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Sev/Dumby. I don’t know, but I sorta like it.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
LOL, Prongsie would probrably say: “Nice one, Padfoot!”

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
What happened with Ron while he ran away on the Horcrux Hunt? Did he miss his best friend?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
LOL NO, it’s Voldie we’re talking about!

10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WITH ALL THIS PADS/LOONEY CRAP? But, okay: A talk about mothers.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?
Savin’me – Nickelback

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: THIS.IS.SIRIUSLY.FUCKED.UP

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I read a Snilly and a Snarry fic some days ago.

14. “(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

“Voldy and Prongs are in a happy relationship until Prongs runs off with Moony. Voldy, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Fred and a brief unhappy affair with Padfoot, then follows the wise advice of Snivellus and finds true love with The-Boy-Who-Lived.”

ROFLMAO, stop, let me recover…

Voldy and Prongs are in a happy relationship – It will really work, as long Voldy stops hunting him!
Until Prongs runs off with Moony – James/ Remus is sort of cool, BUT REMUS IS SIRIUS’ AND NO ONE ELSE’S!
Voldy, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Fred – Pfft… Fred is dead, dumbass!
And a brief unhappy affair with Padfoot, - SCREW THE BLOOD TRAITOR MANIA!
Then follows the wise advice of Snivellus - , his favorite Death Eater, his right hand,
and finds true love with The-Boy-Who-Lived.” – To begin, if James dated Voldy and Moony, Harry wasn’t even born. Second: LOL, Voldy/Harry? Tottaly work, when Voldy stops hunting him! (even though I kind like this ship a bit)

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
I love brother’s incest, not any other kind of!

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?
Kinda sad, he loves all sudents.

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 6, 3, 9, or 10?
Alby, as he is THE FOUNDER!

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?
Sev, as he is already one, but FUCK NO he is like them.

19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?
Minnie / Albus. They’re kinda cutey.

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?
Har! I love him.

21. Who’s more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?
Luna, he loves these things.

22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?
Fuck. Remy is Siri’s, never in hell I’d marry Voldie,Fred’s dead and Minnie and Luna are girls… I’d go with the sexy werewolf, anyway.

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.
“You were supposed to keep her safe!” “ Her boy survives… and he has her eyes”

24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
Friendship/Humor

25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
Voldy kill Hermy, as he kills whoever the fuck he wants.

26. Who would make the best Auror, 6, 9, or 3?
Har! He becomes, actually.

27. Who’s most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?
Ron, cause Minnie is too old, and Remy won’t want to because of his… “fury little problem”

28. Who’s better looking, 6 or 9?
Minnie, she’s badass!

29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?

Severus. I’d love to take care of him!


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
N-No, my love. Only five days. There are still more twelve – Percy Jackson and The Sea of Monsters.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Shit, I don’t remember, I think it was the News Channel

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
22:58

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
23:25

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The air conditioner

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Today’s afternoon. Going to gym.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A Peeta and Katniss picture

9. What are you wearing?
Pajamas

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, I dreamed of Drarry, and I was all like WTF?, I hate this ship!

11. When did you last laugh?
Half an hour ago with my mother.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A picture of me when I was three.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
You won’t want to know…

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Good.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Harry Potter, Naruto, Hunger Games and Percy Jackson stuff, and a Laptop.

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know:
I hate rough sex stories, and I love fluffy, lots of “I love you”

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make sure everybody was treated equally.

19. Do you like to dance?
Hell yeah! My weird dance like Lovegoods, but yeah!

20. George Bush:
Weird and funny guy.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Lily, Luna, Hermione, Katniss, Sakura or Annabeth

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
James, Sirius, Remus, Peeta, Itachi or Fred

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
London or Scotland.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the “pearly gates”?
“What in the world did you do with your life, young one?”


I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an over-controlling psycho.
I’m a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a “big one”.
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and I how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I’m a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff
I’m a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I’m MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black
I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling psycho.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (so only vampires like blood? I thought we needed it to survive!)
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I hardly ever curse, but I do occasionally.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can’t help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I’m NORWEGIAN so I MUST be a ind .
I’m EMO so I MUST be a good ARTIST.
I’m a VAMPIRE so I MUST love blood.
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I promise to remember James when my glasses are askew
And I promise to remember Teddy if someone dyes their hair blue.
I promise to remember Ron, when a ginger happens to walk by
And I promise to remember Lockhart, whenever someone lies.
I promise to remember Hermione, when I read too many books,
And I promise to remember Sirius when I get too caught up in how my hair looks.
I promise to remember Remus, when the full moon is near,
And I promise to remember Rosmerta, when I drink a butterbeer.
I promise to remember Dobby, when I try to help my friends,
And I promise to remember to remember Peter, when a friendship ends.
I promise to remember Lily, when my sibling does me wrong,
And I promise to remember the Malfoys, when I see someone blonde.
I promise to remember Regulus, when my brother and I fight,
And I promise to remember Hagrid when I'm in the forest late at night.
I promise to remember Luna, when a gnome bites me extra hard,
And I promise to remember Molly when there's an infestation in my yard.
I promise to remember Dumbledore, when I do something out of love,
And I promise to remember Dudley, the next time I push or shove.
I promise to remember Vernon, when I see an animal on a farm,
And I promise to remember Neville, whenever I feel alarmed.
I promise to remember Dementors, the next time it's cold outside,
And I promise to remember Buckbeak when I think of Hippogriff rides.
I promise to remember Seamus, when fireworks explode in the air,
And I promise to remember Snape when I forget to wash my hair.
I promise to remember Petunia, when I see a giraffe at the zoo,
And I promise to remember Myrtle the next time I use the loo.
I promise to remember Voldemort, when I get mad and lose my head,
And I promise to remember Cedric, when someone randomly pops up dead.
I promise to remember Tonks, whenever I trip and fall,
But when all is said and done, I promise to remember Harry most of all.
By Marauderette_47


Harry Potter Survey! Yay!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?
Prisioner of Azkaban (My Sirius and my Remus are introduced, yey!), Order of the Phoenix (Sirius and Remus are acting like a married couple in this one), Half-blood Prince (“I’m not worried, Harry. I’m with you”) and Deathly Hallows. (THIS.)

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?
DH part2, PoA, CS and HBP

Who is your favorite HP character(s)?
Sirius, Remus, Luna, Harry, Hermione, Fred, George,Ron and Severus

What house do you prefer to be in?
Gryffindor or Ravenclaw

But what house would you think you'll be in?
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?
Nick Nearly-headless

What subjects in Hogwarts do you like the best?
D.A..D.A. , Charms and Potions.

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts?
Remus and McGognall.

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?
Seeker.

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?
Seeker.

Who do you want to make friends with?
The Marauders minus Peter and the Golden/Silver trio

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?
Marauders’ Era: James, Sirius and Remus
Trio Era: Harry and Hermione or Fred and George

Why would he/she be your best buddy?
Because I REALly admire their friendship and loyalty.

Which character in the book can you relate to?
Luna and Hermione.

What pet(s) would you get?

An owl. A Snowy Owl.

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it?
Me with my crush at Hogwarts.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?
‘Course! And after I would ask Sirius and Remus for a snog!

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?
I would scream like a fangirl, then hug him, then ask where the hell is Remus and if I could see them two snogging.

What would be his reaction to your reaction?
He probably would get an WTF face, but when I mention Remus, he would smile and take me to their place.

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)?
The Slytherins. Die of Jealousy!

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand?
Hell yeah, my friends and Dumble D, so he can kick Umbitch out!

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?

MWPP era: Sirius or Remus, but if they go with each other I’d go with Sev.

Trio era: Harry or Ron.

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.
Cho, and I hate her. Just thought you ought to know.

Post a character that has the same eyes color as you.
Cho. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! I HATE HER!

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?
Black.

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned?
Pink.

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned?
Orange.

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned?
Light Blue, WTH?

Is this quiz getting boring and too long?
No. I’m lovin!

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)

My first day at new school, so everybody would think I’m badass

Do you like the books more or the movies?
Booooooooooks ALL THE WAY!

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders?
Sirius or Remus.

What would your Patronus take shape in?
Dog.

What would be your Animagus form?
Fox.

What subject do you want to be the best in?
D.A.D.A., so I can hex the shit out of my rivals while we duel.

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?
I don’t FUCKING know. Siriusly. I love both VEEEEERY much.

Severus Snape or Sirius Black?
Siri, of course.

Hermione or Cho?
Hermione. DIE, CHO!

James Potter or Snape?
Sev.

Hagrid or Snape?
Hagrid.

The Marauders or The Golden Trio?
The Marauders

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus?
Fuuuu… Maybe Animagus. So I’d be with Moony in full moons.

Harry or Ron?
Both. No question.

Fleur or Tonks?
Tonks

Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum?

Krum. I don’t really like Ced.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?
Luna Lovegood! Go die in a hole, Cho!

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist?
Peeves. He is hella funny, and I’m still mad at Dumby for making Sirius die.

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)?
I don’t hella know….

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?
Zonko’s! Pranks forever

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs?
Beans. I’d like to play with them with my friends.

Death Eaters or Aurors?
Aurors.

Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Dumbledore, I hate Voldie, but I think Tom is hella hot.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?
Narcissa, I hate Bella for killing Siri, and Cissy saved the world!

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament?
The Third, I am REALLY scared of dragons, and I like labyrints.

Is this survey fun or boring?
It's fun!

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Sooooooooo much!

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
In front of whole Wizengamot!

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
I think so.

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius

What’s Harry’s?
James.

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly.

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Yes.

Read All The Books?
Yes...three times for an average, and six times PoA, and five HBP.

What Do You Think Of JKR?
She is our queen.

Favorites

Weasley?
Fred and George and Ron. Don’t ask for me to decide.

Character, Overall?
Sirius and Remus.

Female Character?
Luna and Hermione.

Male Character?
Sirius or Remus or Harry, or Hermione.

Group Of Characters?
The Marauders

Adult?
Sirius and Remus.

Professor?
Remus Jonh Lupin

Ship?
H.S.M. Wolfstar, Romione.

Spell?
EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!

Sweet?
Sugar quills and Honeydukes Chocolate

Place?
The Room of Requirement and whole Hogwarts

Weasley Twin?
Don’t ask me to decide.

Product?
Skiving Snackboxes

Shop?
Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Percy

Character, Overall?
Umbitch.

Female?
Cho

Male?
Peter.

Adult?
Peter or Voldemort.

Student?
CHO.

Spell?
Avada Kedavra and Crucio.

Book?
Goblet of Fire. I slept reading this one, the only good part is the end.

Ship?
Harry/Ginny or Sirius/Marlene

Sweet?
Acid Pops.

Death Eater?
Bellatrix. She killed Sirius.

Shop?
Borgin and Burks.

Place?
Atrium and Umbitch’s Office.

Professor?
Umbitch.

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?
Rock the world!

Harry/Hermione?
Veeery good!

Harry/Ginny?
I HATE it!

Harry/Luna?
I ship sometimes.

Harry/Pansy?
WTF?

Ron/Lavander?
Lavender is a little *censored* *censored, she only loses to Cho.

Ron/Luna?
Uuuuh… No.

Ron/Pansy?
Fuuuu, I hate Pansy with anyone but Draco.

Ron/Fleur?
No. Romione.

Hermione/Krum?
I like a bit.

Hermione/Draco?
Gods, I HATE IT!

Hermione/FredORGeorge?
No.Simply No.

James/Lily?
Eeeeerrrrr… I used to like, but I don’t anymore. I just write them in supportive roles for Sirius/Remus

Lily/Snape?
HELL YEAH!

Lily/Sirius?
No. Sirius’ Remus and he wouldn’t do that to James.

Lily/Lupin?
No. Remus’ Sirius and he wouldn’t do that to James.

Tonks/Lupin?
Yey! I like a bit.

Draco/Pansy?
Makes sense.

Fred/Angelina?
No opinion.

Bill/Fleur?
Cute.
Harry/Cho?

WHAT THE LITERAL *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored*?

This Or That?

Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione 4EVER

Neville or Seamus?
Neville!

Snape or Slughorn?
Snape. I H-A-T-E Sluggy.

Fred Or George?
DON’T FUCKING ASK ME TO DECIDE.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione!

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
I don’t know, I like both equally

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hermione forever!!!

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Siriusly, I don’t know.

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
R/Hr! Fudge, how many times must I tell you?

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Butterbear.

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Weasley Wizard Wheezes!! GO GRED AND FORGE!

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
The Three Bromsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Snily!!!!!!

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts…

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Tie. I don’t know.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
None.The burrow.

Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Bertie Bott's.

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
The Quibbler. :D

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Hate both.

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
GRYFFINDOR!! But I’m also a Ravenclaw.


Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?
No. Fuck no. Damn!
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Yes!!!
A Movie?
Yup!!!!!!!!
Books or Movies?
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooks!
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Almost everyday.
Been To A Fansite?
A lot
Been to JKR’s Site?
Yeah.
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
Nope, but I want.
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Hell yeah, a lot.
What was it?
You don’t want to know….
Did you/Do you hide your obsession?
No. I tell everydody I’m in love with Harry Freakin’ Potter!
Did it/ Does it work?
Sometimes.
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Yes. No reason at all
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Yeah.
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No.
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Yeah. HJP and HJP… Strange….
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No.
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Yes, and I dislike both.
Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
Yes, that’s the Potter way!
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll yeah, I spend most of my day on it!
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
What kind of question is that? I’m on one, right?
Do you read fanfiction?
More than anything.
If so, do you like it?
Lots and lots
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?What site?
Fanfiction.net
Do you write fanfiction?
An awful lot.
Do you like to write fanfiction?
Hella yeah
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Nope.
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
A little.
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
huh?
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
Nope. Damn, I’m useless!
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Luna and Hermione
Do You Agree With This?
yesssssssssss.
Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
Yes.
What Are They?
Luna and Hermione and Padfoot.
Do you object to being Called By them?
Nope.
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Some.
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
DUH.
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
That classroom was so tense that I could cast a Patronus and the dementors wouldn’t go away.
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Almost everything
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Yes!!!!
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
Have you re-read the books?
Lots and lots of imes
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
no:(
Have You Had An RP Party?
no:(
Do You Want To?
Course


Sure fire ways to know you’re obsessed with Harry Potter:
1) You own all the books and movies. (Books yeah. Movies I watch at Megavideo)
2) You own all (or most) of the video games, even if you don’t play video games. (Nope)
3) You have at least one Harry Potter poster in your house. (JUST one?)
4) You one day dream of marrying Neville Longbottom, or any of the other Harry Potter characters. (Sirius or Remus, but they are for each other)
5) You can quote scenes from the movies word for word.

(If anyone's got a right to know it's Harry. If it wasn't for him we wouldn't even know Voldemort was back! He's not a child, Molly!
He's not an adult either! He's not James, Sirius.
He's not your son.
He's as good as! Who else as he got?
He's got me!
How touchingly paternal, Black. Perhaps Potter will grow up to be a felon, just like his godfather!)

6) You nearly die if you see a tear in one of your books, even if you do need a microscope to see it. ( I CRIED when my little cousin teared my Philosopher’s Stone, Beat the shit outta her.)
7) You have taken a Harry Potter Sorting Quiz just to see who would be your friends at Hogwarts. (Yep. Gryffindor. Golden Trio, Weasleys twins or Marauders)
8) You have taken various Harry Potter Sorting Quizzes, just to get the House you want. (...MAYbe...)
9) Your parents accuse you of being antisocial because you only talk to your Harry Potter friends. (They've said I'm anitsocial for being only on FanFiction)
10) Every time you see a toad, you think, ‘Trevor!’ (Or Umbitch!)
11) You give people code names from characters in the books because of their personality. (A lot. My bffs are Ron and Hermione, and my rival is Draco, and my nemesis is You-Know-who)
12) You have birthday parties for the actors, characters, directors, and J.K. Rowling (I do only for characters)
13) You turn your Harry Potter fantasies into Fanfictions. (ALL THE TIME!)
14) When you get dressed, you think, ‘Hey, this looks like something Ginny would wear!’ ('Hermione would wear this')
15) You immediately dislike anyone who says Harry Potter books stink. (This is hard for me, my best friend hates Harry Potter)
16) You life-long goal is to get J.K. Rowling’s autograph, even if you have to cross vast deserts for it. (Mine is to ask if Wolfstar is cannon)
17) Every time you see a cat, you stop to see if it has squares around its eyes that look like spectacles. (I think: MINNIE!)
18) You refer to doctors as Healers. (HA! All time!)
19) Every time you see plants you think of Neville. (And Sprout)
20) You yell at the movie screen because they left out one of your favorite parts in the books. (ALL TIMES!)
21) You stare at all dogs closely, hoping its Sirius Black in disguise. (Every time I see a dog I shout: PADFOOT! And everybody stares at me.)
22) You secretly hope and think you are a wizard and will receive a letter from Hog warts any day now. (but I STILL hope and I'm in high school...)
23) When you can’t find things, you find yourself pointing an imaginary wand at the spot where you think it is and say, ‘Accio Book!’ (Definitely done it;)
24) When someone gets on your nerves, you find yourself muttering under your breath, ‘Avada Kedavra.’ (EVERYTIME)
25) You find yourself striking up a conversation with someone who you barely talk to just because they’re reading a Harry Potter book. (Yep)
26) You automatically correct people when they misquote the movies or books. (Foreva)
27) You beg your family to give the series a chance and watch the movies if they’re too lazy to read the books. (My mom hates HP. Sad me)
28) You have been to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. (I WILL GO. Someday, but I WILL GO.)
29) When you’re the only one in your house, you find yourself riding around on a broom trying to make it fly. (Fudge, I Always do that)


Mr. Moony says that if you managed to read until here, you are both insane, or have nothing to do and a lot of spare time.
Mr. Padfoot agrees with Mr. Moony and asks the now traumatized visitant to read her stories.
Mr. Prongs wishes you a good day.

“Mischief Managed”
“Nox”

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The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Monsters by Imogen Bradford reviews
Not long after graduating Hogwarts, Remus Lupin is assaulted for being a werewolf. This news sparks a debate within the wizarding world: is fear any justification for violence? Written for the Controversial Challenge on HPFC. Marauders Era. Read/Review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Efeitos colaterais de uma bebedeira by Schmerzen
Remus exagera um pouco na quantidade de hidromel e acaba entregando seu segredo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Portuguese - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Giving Up by createadisaster reviews
Peter's not acting, James isn't caring, and Remus isn't noticing. Sirius is giving up. Non-magic AU, suicide as a major theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Gift by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
Remus and Sirius exchange gifts. Based on Gift of the Magi SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sherlock: Red On White by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The first story in the "Colours" series. The cool steel of the razor blade sent shivers up Sherlock's arm... WARNING: SELF-HARM!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
An Unexpected Friendship by OfTheFullMoon reviews
Remus Lupin was determined to keep the secret of his lycanthropy from his new friends at Hogwarts. But he didn't count on the cleverness and curiosity of the other Marauders...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Seven Year Itch by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
Remus and Sirius have been arguing a lot lately. Remus misses the way it used to be. Will they break up? Will they fix their problem? One-shot Remus/Sirius SLASH R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4980 - Favs: 11,473 - Follows: 1,303 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
True Friendship by ChoCedric reviews
"Rem, we don't care," James said gently, embracing the sobbing boy. "We don't care that you're a werewolf. You're still Remus, our Remus. We said we'd be friends forever, and we meant it." Set in second year, Marauder era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
7 August 1997 by xxanglophilexx reviews
At the beginnning of 1997, Remus gets a present from Sirius. It brings back many memories of the past, and one specific day. 7 August 1980. Angsty story, happy ending. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. Complete. DH SPOILERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Midnight Inanity by Omnicat reviews
Ginny and Hermione sneak down for a midnight snack at Grimmauld Place and accidentally overhear a conversation between Moony and Padfoot. They find out that the Marauders are still very much alive in those two...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L., Ginny W. - Complete
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When a Marauder falls in love reviews
After graduating from Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus share a flat. But what if they start falling for each other? Will the war torn them apart? Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
You're our Friend reviews
James, Sirius and Peter try to find out Remus' secret. Remus tries to hide it. What will be their reaction when they find out he's a werewolf? Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Marauders, Remus L. - Complete
There are Boyfriends reviews
There are boyfriends. And there are boyfriends like Sirius. Warnings inside. Remus' POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete