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Joined 01-24-12, id: 3660029, Profile Updated: 02-13-14
Author has written 24 stories for Babylon 5, Hobbit, Farscape, Team Fortress 2, Firefly, My Little Pony, The Tomorrow series, and Titfield Thunderbolt.

Right behind you! - The Spy from TF2

I own a copy of TF2, but nothing else save a few hats, a badge, a few weapons (drop system), and Pyrovision Goggles ('borrowed' from somebody I'd killed). I'm not Gabe Newell.

My profile picture is "Mother" from Psycho (the 1960 one).


Currently have:

Completed - Meet the SASman; The Warning; Die Leichte Kavallerie; Sniper's Walk; Last Men Standing; Old Dun Fortress - MACINTYRE; Unusual Conscripts; The New Zealand Stalwart; Nuclear Fortress 2; The Prisoners; Midnight Healing; Soldier Tzu's The Art of Fortress; The Support; After the Robot Wars; Old Mercenaries, New War; The Mangled Hands; Prison Break; A Kingdom For A Princess.

Completed but possibly continued - Valentine Meets Demoman; Your Forehead Looks Like A Coffee Table; Get to the Firefly, Lads!; Three Mercenaries in Equestria.

On hold - The Allies (unable to update until I have the original ending).

Currently working on - nothing.

Thanks to anyone who's given me a review!


I will convert any fanfiction to a script upon request (permission must be had from the original author if it is not yours - I WILL check).

Also, if anyone wants their fanfiction with an OC in a community, ask me. I'll check it over, and add it if I think that it's good enough for the community (and has an OC), I'll add it.


Steam profile: KingdomOfThomond


Extract from the B.E.F. (or Wipers) Times, No. 2 Vol. 1, Mon 25th December 1916

Intelligence Summary – X Regiment
For the 24 hours ending in the Early Morning. (?)
7 a.m. - Bosche seen at K.42.b.9.7, wearing a pair of boats. (Normal.)
8.45 a.m. - Hun aeroplane pursued one of our carrier pigeons over our lines. After a burst of M.G fire, our pigeon was seen to crumple up and crash to the ground.
9.30 am – One of our machines in retaliation dropped a 200 ton bomb on a German at H.69.b2.3. Good results were observed. Our machine returned safely.
11.5 a.m – Enemy fired 10 pomegranates and one Pumpkin into our sap at H62.c.7.8.
Noon – A bombardment by our Stoke’s guns was followed by shrieks and groans from the enemy trenches.
12.50 p.m. - Enemy fired 80 Minnies. Seventy of these exploded in our front line. No damage was done. Our heavy artillery at once replied by bombarding our own support line for two hours. At the finish of the bombardment our support line was completely obliterated. This proves the superiority of our ammunition.
3 p.m. Sniper located at H.Z.0.5, dispersed by the fire of our heavy artillery.
4.10 p.m. - Four sandbags in our front line damaged by T.M. Fire. A Court of Inquiry will be held to fix the responsibility for placing them there.
6.50 p.m – A Very light fired by a Bosche burst into puce and yellow stars. These were thought to be crescent shaped. Nothing unusual followed.
9.50 p.m. - Strange noise heard near, sounded like an ostrich in the Bosche trench munching glass. or a train.
12 m.n. - Flight of twenty Zeppelins seen by officer on duty, who failed to report on proper form, and no action was taken.
2.50 a.m. - One of our patrols brought in a pink garter, whereby an important identification has been established.
4.10 a.m. - Bosche heard playing a barrel-organ in No Man’s Land. Organ located at H22.c.3.4 After a heavy concentration of fire the music ceased. The organ had disappeared by daylight.


Fanart for The Support (courtesy of Magic Winter): http://kikiali.deviantart.com/art/Request-The-Support-308407466


Regular Information

Religion: Christian

Age: over 13

Location: Long Bredy, Dorset, England

Favourites:

Favourite Books: Tomorrow series, Redwall, Mortal Engines quartet, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, William, Discworld, Poirot, Jeeves and Wooster

Favourite Movies/TV: The Titfield Thunderbolt (about trains, incidently), Babylon 5, All Creatures Great and Small, Farscape, Red Dwarf, 2DTV

Favourite Edited TV Trailers: Law Abiding Engineer, Meet the Demopan,

Favourite Newspaper: Daily Mail (we must destroy The Guardian! Grrr.)

Favourite Video Games: Battlefield 1942, BF2, BF2:SF, Rise of Legends, The Hobbit; TF2

Favourite Artists: Rush, Be Five, Alestorm, Edvard Greig, Eric Coates, Vaughn Williams, Christopher Franke

Favourite Hobby/sport: fencing

Favourite Farscape Quotes

Rygel: [I'm] aquatic. That's water, not mud. Mud is mud. You can't breathe in it, you can't move in it. It holds you, it grabs you, it sucks you down. You want to know about mud? I know about mud!
Crichton: The guy knows mud.

Aeryn: [about Peacekeeper commandos] I'm sure your world has no force so ruthless, so disciplined.
Crichton
: Oh, we call them linebackers. Or serial killers, depends on if they're... professional or amateur.

Rygel: John Crichton, unwelcome shipmate. May you have safe transport to the hallowed realm. Actually, not our hallowed realm. That's for Hynerians. Go find your own hallowed realm. With the Ceremony of Passage completed, I declare you officially dead, and claim all your possessions for myself.

D'Argo: She was vague to the point that I suspect she doesn't have a clue.

Scorpius hallucination/Harvey: Revenge is a dish best served cold, and you like revenge, don't you John?
Crichton: Shut up! I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare.

Scorpius hallucination/Harvey: [about Aeryn, in a Hawaiian shirt] Kill her! Then we'll have pizza!
[holds up bottles]

Scorpius hallucination/Harvey:
And margarita shooters! Go on John, do it. Do it!
Crichton:
[points both his weapons at Scorpius] No one has margaritas with pizza!

Crais: FREEZE! You're under arrest! You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one... tough noogies! You can make ONE phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do ya, PUNK?
Crichton
: No...
Crais
: Well... then I can't arrest you!

Rygel: Ten percent of this plan is lunacy, fifty percent of these riches is not enough, one hundred percent of dead is dead.


How not to respond to a beta-reader/reviewer/potential publisher (aka "Bernard's Letter", from Black Books):

Dear Mr Trussington Howell-Foxforthy,

Thank you for returning my manuscript and your enclosed nasty niminy-piminy little note. I am afraid your letter is most unsuitable for me at the present time as I’ve just spent the entire weekend writing the novel that you have summarily rejected. I can only assume that it is company policy to reject all mansucripts not submitted in 10-ft high braille. And yes, I am aware, that it is traditionally bad form to respond to any kind of criticism or rejection. But in this, as with all else, I am an innovator. Therefore I may freely address you as pissmidget.

Still, there is time for you to change your views, and I think you will when we meet. And meet we most assuredly will. When I suck out your eyes and use them as stoppers for my ears to muffle the screams you’ll make as I headbutt you into a fine paste. I do hope you will not be disheartened by your sudden, violent death.

Yours Faithfully, Bernard Black

Everyone… Everyone agreed he was right to kill the publisher. And to do it with a flugelhorn was a stroke of genius. “Bernard!” they said. No, Brendan, Brendan, “Brendan” they said. “Congratulations! Here, have this basket of stuff and come and stay for the weekend!”


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George Orwell's six rules for writers are:

1) Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
2) Never use a long word where a short one will do.
3) If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
4) Never use the passive where you can use the active.
5) Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
6) Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.


The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. It will also create Minis. Mini-Balrogs, Mini-Aragogs, Mochi Nations - whatever it is, the Mini will hate you.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers

(Borrowed from Annette Hughes, who borrowed it from Lily Winterwood, in hopes of spreading these so desperately needed rules through the fanfiction community for better stories)

And finally, KoT's rule of fanfiction:

When writing a fanfiction that is part of a series (season, if you're an American), state where the fanfiction is in that series. If there is more than one series for something, like Red Dwarf of Farscape, state which series it is.


As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Lolita of the Damned, Colonel Bastard, Elena21, Invader Kiwi, KingdomOfThomond

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. If you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!', copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, Invader NAV, Invader Kiwi, KingdomOfThomond

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever felt like the Spy is trying to stab you in the back (or worse), copy and paste.

If you frequently look back to see if the Spy is right behind you, copy and paste... and always check your backside.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with Team Fortress 2, copy and paste this.

If you are OVERLY obsessed with Team Fortress 2, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a MySpace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks MySpace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you HATE High School Musical with a burning passion, and think those people have no real talent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would be absolutely horrified if High School Musical ended up on Broadway, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, Icedragon012990, Night's Fang, StrawberryXThief, Ice Moon Hime, Seengot, elena21, Invader Kiwi, KingdomOfThomond.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.


Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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Dark Contagion by SolarMoonBeauty reviews
In an attempt to supplement the forces, both teams receive several 'privates' to train. The RED trainees settle in easily, but as soon as they do, a series of devastating attacks on the RED team begins, even off the battlefield.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,546 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/18/2012
Save State by DemonFox38 reviews
It had been a year since the team was beaten and forcefully retired by Gray Mann. Wounds are mending, and average men are rising out of the shattered remains of the United States to reclaim their former jobs and teammates. What have they lost? What will they gain? Can forgotten bonds be repaired, or are they doomed to be destroyed once more? (Cover by PyBun.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,076 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Scout’s Ma, Miss Pauling, Engineer, Sniper - Complete
Marked for Death by Deslock reviews
RED and BLU have disbanded and the mercenaries that once worked for them have returned to their mundane, civilian lives - until the death of one of their former team mates sparks a chaotic chain of events that forces them back together and throws their lives into pandemonium once more.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,000 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Engineer, Scout, Sniper, Spy - Complete
Sparkler by WC Pemm reviews
That's the thing about fire. You can look, but you mustn't touch. And, sooner or later, it uses itself up. [Part I of There Is A Season]
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,215 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Pyro - Complete
Pericolo! Morte! A Team Fortress 2 Fanfiction by Corky Riviera reviews
The Red team doesn't seem to have it all together, but yet they manage through each day at a time. Everyone you love is there, including the Doc and the handy Engineer. Join them in Spectator Mode as they make a mess for the Bloo Team every stinkin' day.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,613 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 2/11/2008
Returning Survivor by Mecha-Nii-San reviews
During the celebration of Luna's return from madness as Night Mare Moon, a strange pony shows up, the sole survivor of a troop that disappeared nearly two years ago. After revealing what happened, and that he is the mayor's nephew, how will this pony get along with the others? Question for readers in my profile.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 155,919 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Complete
The Last Hurrah by Ellemgram reviews
It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,094 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011
Unforeseen Consequences by CerebrallyPerpetual reviews
A heavy storm has hit the base, respawn is down, and the Admin is expecting them to fight. To save themselves, the RED team packs up to move maps... but no one will be prepared for the unforeseeable consequences that follow. Rated T for TF2.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012
What They Don't Teach You in Med School by mumbling mice reviews
Several decades into the future, a young medical student is mistaken for someone else by a unique old man in a nursing home, leading to an experience that he will never forget. Short piece, originally written on Tumblr for Cat Bountry in an attempt to make her cry, which it very nearly did.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Heavy, Medic
Middle Earth Memoirs: Alternative LOTR titles from by aotearoan reviews
What would LOTR be called if it was written from the perspective of the characters? Here are some titles from the unpublished memoirs of Middle Earth
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Ravenholm by The Red Dove reviews
How had this come to be? The town filled with nothing but fear and death had not always been so dark. Then what happened? This oneshot holds the answers.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Father Grigori - Complete
The Imp, the Cyclops, and the Jackalope by thedogdelusion reviews
Ignored by skeptical teammates, Scout and Demoman must team up to battle a vicious beast from American folklore.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Scout, Demoman - Complete
A man's best friend by DrIvoRobotnik reviews
John wonders what really makes a man's close chum.
Crossover - Farscape & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Applejack - Complete
Of Disguise Kits and Miniguns by GothicCheshire reviews
"I don't think he can do it." "Now, boy, I wouldn't be too sure, that Spook, well, he can be pretty damn tricky..." Now with alternate ending.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,071 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Spy, Heavy - Complete
Friendship is Mercenaries by conchshellthegeek7 reviews
The RED Soldier is transported against his will into an alternate dimension. In order to return home, he's going to need the help of a curious cast of seven...
Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,411 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Soldier - Complete
A silent Man by CorpseBrideEmily reviews
Gordan and Alyx the remains of a Team Fortress base,and discover it isn't so abandoned after all. What mysteries were left there, and what of the two " Survivors" of a missing company give the residents and Freeman more in common then he expected.
Crossover - Half-Life & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2010
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A Kingdom For a Princess reviews
Princess Celestia, as Twilight Sparkle does not have a kingdom of her own to rule, arranges for her to pay a visit to the Myrynion Tsardom, which is ruled by a pony who can find somewhere for Twilight to rule. However, things are afoot, causing Twilight to leave the Tsardom somewhat prematurely. Rating may change.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 12/16/2013 - OC, Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete
Three Mercenaries in Equestria reviews
RED managed to secure themselves a holiday, although Pyro, Medic, and Heavy remain in their base. Three weeks later, Pyro discovers a multicoloured oval in his bedroom, and the three mercenaries investigate.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Pyro, Heavy, Medic - Complete
Prison Break reviews
Gray Mann has won the Robot Wars. Both RED and BLU were sent to their own isolated prison, where Gray killed one mercenary a day. However, one day, the executions stop, and the RED Soldier and Engineer make a break for freedom.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Engineer, Soldier - Complete
The Mangled Hands reviews
Around Pine Hill, ten murders have been commited, with mangled hands as a precursor. Demoman, with the help of Medic, is the only one who can stop the killer, as the Scot's son is kidnapped, leaving behind a BLU briefcase...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Demoman, Medic - Complete
Old Mercenaries, New War
It is twelve years after Demoman visited Support in Alamogordo, in the last chapter of The Support. Sniper found something around Benson Ridge, and left for Australia immediately afterwards. Support and his family leave the city, living with Demoman for two weeks, while Aine, Support's daughter, keeps a log of events. One night, Spy turns up at Demoman's house almost dead...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,940 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Demoman, Soldier, Engineer, Pyro - Complete
The Support reviews
A new class joins the team, called the Support. However, he brings a monster with him, which he, along with his new team, has to destroy to save America. Rating may change later on.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - OC - Complete
After the Robot Wars reviews
Sniper, Engineer, and Demoman go to the pub after the end of the Robot Wars. The following day, something happens, and, joined by Spy, they are the only ones who can fix the mess it leaves behind. Rated T to be safe.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Engineer, Sniper, Demoman, Spy - Complete
Leaving reviews
Engineer and the surviving RED team leave Mann's land after the end of the Robot Wars.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Complete
Soldier Tzu's The Art Of Fortress reviews
We know that Soldier quotes Sun Tzu rather badly, and this is what he would put if he had written The Art Of War. It covers everything, from following orders to the employment of Spy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Soldier - Complete
The Prisoners reviews
Three prisoners join RED, as Engineer tests a new machine. Rated T for possible future blood and guts.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - OC - Complete
Midnight Healing
Medic is working at midnight when Engineer wants to talk to him.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Medic, Engineer - Complete
Nuclear Fortress 2 reviews
A new class joins both teams, while the world prepares for World War Three. Starts in 2019, and doesn't have robots.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete
The New Zealand Stalwart reviews
A New Zealand guardsman sustains severe damage during a battle, and falls unconscious. With no memories of his life before falling unconscious, the guardsman joins RED without knowing what he let himself in for.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Medic, OC - Complete
Get to the Firefly, Lads! reviews
Immediately after a round on ctf 2fort, the RED team are transported 500 years into the future, onto a Firefly class transport.How will they adjust to this new life? Rating may change later on.
Crossover - Firefly & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
Unusual Conscripts reviews
Bunch of people go on holiday, go home, and everything's changed. In Farscape category because it is involved later on, and TF2 category because the characters are parody.
Crossover - Farscape & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Complete
Old Dun Fortress MACINTYRE reviews
The RED team are in a pub when Soldier starts singing...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
Die Leichte Kavallerie reviews
Medic is having a bath when there is a shout for him.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Medic, Heavy - Complete
Sniper's Walk
Sniper goes on a walk in a forest after Team Fortress has ended. This was a shot at poetry, which I don't usually do, so please review.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sniper - Complete
Last Men Standing
This was a story I was asked to do by Katie Jeanes, and I tied in TF2 with it. Came to me in about 10 minutes. Katie Jeanes contemplates suicide...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Complete
Your Forehead Looks Like A Coffee Table reviews
Set after the events in TF2. RED's Sniper decides to shoot everyone who was on BLU's side during TF2, after an accident involving Sniper, Scout, and a sniper rifle. Rated T for censored bad language. UPDATE: chapters with missing/duplicated content corrected. Nothing else done.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sniper - Complete
Valentine Meets Demoman
Valentine meets the Demoman on the Titfield to Malingford line. Set around 1957.
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Titfield Thunderbolt - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Demoman - Complete
The Allies
What's going on in other parts of the Continent? Put in Hobbit category because of races.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,232 - Published: 1/29/2012
The Warning reviews
Provides a reason why Argentina invaded Australia, as well the Falkland Islands. Leads onto a parody of B5, just on Earth. Replaced major B5 characters with schoolmates. Rated T for fighting bits.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & The Tomorrow series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,794 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
Meet the SAS man
RED recruits a general from the British SAS, called Franklin. BLU also recruits a British general, who is called Jeff. Franklin manages to survive until 2281, as he's aboard during B5's decommissioning. Rated T as death of Soldier and Demoman has landmine
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,059 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
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