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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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Catnip by RukawaGF reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,513 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Chains of Fantasia by Persephone1 reviews
Cowritten with LawliPOp. It is the nineteenth century. Suzaku works as a stage hand in the Avalon Opera House when a mysterious figure sweeps him away in a swirl of wonder and music. Will Suzaku succumb to The Phantom of the Opera?/ZeroXSuzakuXLelouch
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,682 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L.
Trapped As A Mary Sue II by o0-Key-0o reviews
May the butchering of the canon continue, in 'The Two Towers.' The faceless evil now has a name, and her plot is only becoming more twisted. New: Chapter 6! (I kid you not!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,108 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 6/28/2003
Whisper Away by AlchemyNoob reviews
"I find it kind of funny, and I find it kind of sad... the dreams in which I'm dying, are the best I've ever had." It was sick to think this was the best you've ever felt. Reader x Break; no OC.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Xerxes B. - Complete
His Favorite Human by Emmypie28 reviews
There's only one human that I guess... Is tolerable.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Hachimenroppi/Roppi, Tsukishima - Complete
I'm the Favorite! by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Sequel to "Family Vacation." Light is a wonderful "mommy." Matt, Mello and Near want to prove which one of them he loves the most without Light suspecting anything. And L happily watches the chaos unfold. Family fic. LxLight. -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,234 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Light Y., L, Near - Complete
Semi Charmed Life by FromTheClouds reviews
After Sandy, Soda's heart is broken. He never thinks that things will be the same again. I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life... Sodapop/OC
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,571 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sodapop C. - Complete
Speechless by horriblemonster11 reviews
Ritsuka's original fighter came while Soubi had been gone leaving Ritsuka facing troubles himself. Will Ritsuka move on to Soubi and look up to his real fighter?
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,758 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A.
Karma Is A Pain by Haunani reviews
First, Elliot found out Leo read Ero. He could sort of live with that. Until that led to him finding some really embarassing fanfics of him, Leo and god almost everyone he knew online. NOT OKAY. And to think this all started with Holy Knight...
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,016 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Elliot N., Leo - Complete
Starlight by Meohy reviews
Mello's an affectionate drunk, Matt gets stalked, A's an ex-rockstar, and BB drives like a maniac. Together, they'll see some crazy nights lit by the stars. MxM, AxBB, AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,304 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Matt, Mello
How To Beat Near & Take Over The World in 13 Days by Cyri's Alter Ego reviews
"This is a series of important notes that I want to leave behind. In case I die or something. Yeah. 'Cause trust me, this is gonna be the most important damn thing you've ever read in your life. Ready? Grab a seat or something. ...This is how to beat Near."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,618 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Mello - Complete
Matched? by XxBandersnatchxX reviews
The Society has always been right about everything they do, but when Elliot Nightay's Match is very, very uncommon, he and his Match begin to question the society. Based off of the book "Matched" by Ally Condie. Rating may change. *under construction*
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Elliot N., Leo
Fragments by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Fragmented glimpses into fragmented lives. A collection of ficlets, short stories, and one-shots. -Updated! "It's not much fun, is it? Being stuffed inside these blasted boxes all of the time." SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 72,191 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Game by MouseMaster42 reviews
You just lost. A collection of humorous random one-shots about life at Brawl with some short arcs throughout, mostly following the older teenagers around as they go through average and not-so-average problems of life. Originally completely random fluff, it has miraculously evolved to a higher meaning and now includes a full spectrum of emotion. Lots of character development. Enjoy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 294,808 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
No Love Too Great by LePetitPappillon reviews
Now he was knee deep in rain and knee deep in mud and knee deep in his twenties, intimidated by a door with the words 'Feliks Łukasiewicz' printed on it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,737 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
A Year Of Waiting by storia-dystopia reviews
Three years passed since Nezumi left and Shion stayed, and both of them are somehow navigating their way through their time apart, but thoughts about the other aren't ever quite far away.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,308 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat
Like All Good Things by gacrux11 reviews
"There's closure in at least one aspect of their lamentably short lives, and while it's not much it's enough to get them through the colder nights." Tohru/Natsuno.
Shiki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Natsuno Y., Tohru M. - Complete
Vice by Aya Dormouse reviews
Ongoing AU that very loosely follows the manga. Some Gil/Break, eventual Gil/Oz.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,715 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V.
If I Die Young by QueenFrances reviews
"The Dingo is a pretty rough hangout; there's always a fight going on there and once a girl got shot." What led to this girl getting shot? Was it an accident? Did Sodapop Curtis have something to do with it?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,926 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sodapop C., Tim S.
When the Crown Falls by sachi-sama reviews
Hibiya will never be a prince again. He left that life far behind him, and moved to a crowded city to start anew. When he meets a certain blonde, he gets dragged into a music scene filled with sex, drugs, and potential love. DelHibi.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 154,567 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Hibiya, Delic - Complete
The Burning Church by tii-chan17 reviews
Matt conveniently voiced all of Mello's confusion in one sentence, "…I could've sworn I died just now." Matt and Mello, given an unexpected second chance at life, decide to spend it being normal. Like that'll ever work.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,566 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
False, Hope by Dlvvanzor reviews
It had been exactly a month since Sherlock's jump and Mycroft would like to be able to say he was over it, but he wasn't. He would also like to say that the reason he kept and maintained Sherlock's phone was nothing to do with the fact that John Watson still texted it, but that would be a lie as well. Oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
Sunrise by SerenityRainfall reviews
Natsuno wakes up in a car outside the ruins of Sotoba with Seishin, Tatsumi and Sunako in a box. After deciding to stay with his fellow kind, Natsuno and the rest head out to try and find a new life.
Shiki - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Natsuno Y., Sunako K. - Complete
The Future by ShironoOkami reviews
Time flows. Things grow. And people change.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,416 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
Quid Pro Quo by Sychronergy reviews
Japan sends their most promising investigator to dissect the brilliant mind of Beyond Birthday. Every day, for one month, they will speak for one hour. "I will rip your self-control out, drug your sensibility, and violate your soul."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,314 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Light Y., BB
No Time To Live by XMattyXandXMelsX reviews
When Mello gets in a motorcycle accident and winds up in the hospital, he meets Matt; the most amazing, brilliant guy for him. The only problem, Matt is dying. Fast. Rated M for swearing, themes, maybe lemons.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,191 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Mello, Matt
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
No Dreams, Only Visions by Nami Child reviews
These are the last days of Beyond Birthday. These are his last thoughts, his last cries, and his last words. This is a peek into his mind; the last slice of rotten cake still remaining on the platter for a guest to consume. And no matter how much you try to forget him, he's always etched in our memories. Rated M for somewhat suicidal tendencies.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - BB, L
Strawberry Deaths by HikaKiti reviews
-spoilers, anime-verse- The Kira case is over. Light Yagami was Kira. Light Yagami is dead. The many, many people he killed have remained the same way - dead. Death is forever. So who can explain the sugar-coated strawberry, complete with hints of frosting, sitting innocently on Light's chest? (May or may not continue)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - L - Complete
Pushing Band Candy Or a Year in Suzaku's Life by C. Hawthorne reviews
Suzaku hasn't talked to him in three years, not since that day. But it isn't easy approaching your ex best friend, who just happens to have become super popular. This year, though, all thanks to a simple band project assigned to them by the ever-observant Milly Ashford, it becomes clear that sometimes you've just got to take a chance. AU, two-shot. For akhodayar.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Seeing Black by SasuSakuisforalways reviews
When thorns pierce through and white bleeds red, tainted lips leave words unsaid. But lies become truths on tainted lips, and with a last wish, the master slips. "Join me in a broken fairytale, Bocchan."
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,407 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
TBD by clair de lune22 reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION - interested in adopting this story? Shot me a message. After her mother's death Mauve needs to discover her path with her newly discovered grandfather: Albus Dumbledore. Follow her on her path as she experiences magical environments, worthwhile friendships, and an unexpected romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - OC, George W.
Least We Forget by PhantomShinigami reviews
A story dealing with events a year after the anime and some of the characters that were involved. My apologies as I'm not very good at summaries.
Shiki - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012
Aizawa's Friend by KoMonkeyXXX reviews
Aizawa's marriage with Eriko and family relationship with Yumi is put to the test when a new case crops up to take all his time. He talks with Ide, up until the point when they aren't talking. Yaoi. AizawaxIde. This is the first AizawaxIde fic on this website, by the way. One-shot. T for brief swearing. It gets kind of fluffy near the end there...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Aizawa S., Ide H. - Complete
Half In Love by FromTheClouds reviews
My interpretation of the kind of girl Holden would ever want and his time in the mental home. Oneshot unless you want more. R&R please :D
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Complete
Red Tablet by Laura Schiller reviews
Xander takes a calculated risk ... and regrets it.
Matched - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Xander C., Cassia R. - Complete
Zhong Wen 中文 by YuanRed reviews
Lelouch, wanting to communicate better with the Chinese Federation, has Suzaku help him with the Chinese language of Mandarin. Little does he know that Suzaku has something important to say to him.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
My Total Conquest of Pretty Boy by Shizuka Aralia reviews
So my life totally sucked just then. Like seriously it did. But then this random guy named Toris like totally tripped on my foot. LietXPoland AU M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,932 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Poland, Lithuania
15 Years Pursuing a Cute Boy by Mystic Shadow Demon reviews
These poems written of my love for you. I've been sending them for fifteen years straight. And there's still no reply, and there's still no reply.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Espada Friendship Reconstruction Program by UNseated4TH reviews
"Never fear!" Aizen's voice echoed throughout the train's PA system. "Where we're going, you won't NEED clothes!" The Espada instantly dreaded what they'd gotten themselves into…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,706 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Espada, Arrancar - Complete
Magic Tricks by P. Winfrey reviews
When a knight tries to be a magician, things are bound to happen. And what do you know? Lelouch isn't complaining. AU SuzaLulu with a bit of sidestory explaining inside.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Raison D'Etre by amour tue lentement reviews
It really was a stupid hat.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
That Nightmare by honeyandgore reviews
His blond hair shines in the light of the street lamp. His bright, icy blue eyes are wide open, staring directly into your own. It terrifies you to death. But still, that look of unyielding triumph is prominent on his face.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Their Little World by HikaKiti reviews
Because the real world... it hurt.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Heartstrings by Coriana reviews
If someone were to see them on the road side by side, they wouldn't be able to tell you who looked more ticked off. / Collection of Pandora Hearts oneshots. Contains spoilers in some chapters.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Leo, Elliot N.
At A Crossroads by Elanra reviews
Post-series. 4 years after Nezumi left. He wakes up to find himself at a crossroads after having a dream about Shion. Will he return to him?
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,293 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
A Glass of Vodka by can't-reach-beer reviews
"M-Matt…h-help me…" The gamer's breath hitched in his throat when he heard the familiar voice that flooded the phone's speakers. His felt his heartbeat accelerate. "Mello? Where are you?" All he could do was to pray to the idol he never thought existed.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Hunger Games: Treading Water by Mkayyyyy reviews
By the time I redirect my attention away from the scarlet sunrise Finnick has disappeared... The story of Annie Cresta.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O.
The Angels' Chronichles by Beyond1313Birthday reviews
What if BB had been an angel in love with a mortal?...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - BB, L
Room Thirteen by OverlordYue reviews
Matt, the bright, and happy newest member of Wammy's. Mello, the veteran, and rather bitter second place student. These two are forced to share a room, and slowly their shells must crack open for one another. MxM. Reviews appreciated.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,213 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - [Matt, Mello]
Lost Memories by KoMonkeyXXX reviews
Yaoi, Shounen-ai, Slash, warning. Real Names Warning. Blood and Angst warning. Since this took me four to elleven days to write, I assume that it's the stupidest fanfiction ever. MelloxNear. Also details how Mello and Matt first met. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mello, Near
Save the Wammy Boys Brigade by MafiaGrape reviews
You've all wished that the Wammy Boys didn't meet the ends they did. Well in this story, your wishes come true! Enjoy! x3
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Matt
A Thousand Years by mAnGa ObSeSsEd PaNdA reviews
Rukia's execution and rescue moments, in chronological order from both Renji and Rukia's perspectives. How they feel during the commotion and the aftermath. Only makes sense if you've read up to Chapter 187 Songfic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Rukia K., Renji A.
Answer by MouseMaster42 reviews
A conversation between Mello and Matt immediately before they leave to kidnap Takada. A short fic providing some closure for their deaths. Rated M only because the f-bomb is spoken by both parties.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
I think I like Egg Rolls a little too much by KoMonkeyXXX reviews
Matt and Mello go for chinese take-out. One-shot. Yaoi, shounen-ai, slash, whatever you prefer.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Once Upon A Time by BloodiedTears35 reviews
A short and emotional one-shot fic revolving around Mello and Matt's death. Don't forget to review! I would love to hear from you.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
You Take It Off First by Ephere reviews
In which Grimmjow and Ulquiorra attempt to take a shower. Together. With their clothes on.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,222 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
The Diagnosis by Kiraya reviews
Lelouch receives some unpleasant news at the doctor's. Why is everyone taking it so calmly? Suzaku/Lelouch, mpreg, switching, CRACK.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Lowered Defences by storia-dystopia reviews
People tend to be less careful around persons they believe to be asleep, and so is Shion. Because he simply likes to listen to Nezumi's heartbeat. And that's all the reason he needs when Nezumi's asleep.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
The revenge by redhead.witch reviews
Four years after the tragedy in Sotoba, Kaori Tanaka was running pretty calm life... until one person didn't show himself in her house. Natsuno/Kaori.
Shiki - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kaori T., Natsuno Y.
The gang reads by ginnyrules27 reviews
On one wild and wet afternoon, the gang or what's left of it finds Pony's theme from two years ago. What will they do? Read it of course! Rating is for any swearing the characters may do. Now is Co-authored with Lupelovell345
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,057 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
A Cradle, A Casket by phollie reviews
From cradle to casket, Elliot Nightray has always been brilliant. A life chronicle of Elliot's experiences with the piano, his family, and Leo.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Elliot N. - Complete
Sickness of the Love Variety by Hitsugi Zirkus reviews
Leo Baskerville. Honestly, Elliot had no idea what he had done to him to warrant such violent behavior. 'I love you's don't usually come with breaking of bones, after all... Elliot/Leo
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Elliot N., Leo - Complete
Light blue sky by Little Scarecrow reviews
That light blue wounded him, wounded cruelly Leo's eyes smiling at them. That it always disappeared in tears, leaving Leo alone with his memories, nothing more.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Leo, Elliot N. - Complete
Now I Know Why by Hitsugi Zirkus reviews
And as you laid on the bed, one of your arms outstretched as if reaching for me, I knew. I suddenly knew that the song I had played was for you. Somehow, without knowing it, my soul composed something for you. Elliot/Leo
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Leo, Elliot N. - Complete
Coffee Shop by Kibaluv reviews
Story spurned on by a love of Starrk and a love of Starbucks. Just a cute little one-shot i wrote, suck at summaries. Hope you like it!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/9/2011 - C. Stark - Complete
Song of Woe by Rejected Forgotten Love reviews
Our clock is stopped, broken, smashed, the hands coming to a standstill in the middle of its path across the day. Our time has run out.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Leo, Elliot N. - Complete
Parenting by gumdropj reviews
Health was an 'easy A' for Ponyboy, that was until the parenting unit was introduced. Unfortunately, Mr. Harrison wasn't expecting an uneven class and so Ponyboy and Johnny are forced to work together. Relationships could get better ... or worse. R&R!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
What Pretty Girls Get by GoodbyeCrimson reviews
MasaoxMegumi.Oneshot.Megumi's always been prettier than Kaori...so why does she get the feeling that the plain-faced girl has something she doesn't? And why is she starting to enjoy hanging out with that creep Masao...?
Shiki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Megumi S. - Complete
Pretending and Wishes by jinroutohru reviews
Tohru just wanted to spend some time with Natsuno, even after what he had done. Natsuno still can't say no to Tohru even if he had said that he would not forgive him.
Shiki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Tohru M., Natsuno Y. - Complete
I Still Hear Your Dying Words by Mandolina Lightrobber reviews
Because okiagari are nigh eternal and some things will always haunt them. Tooru/Natsuno. Or maybe the other way around.
Shiki - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Natsuno Y., Tohru M. - Complete
Inbox by Nhame reviews
Day after day, I received either a letter or a gift on our mailbox. Sigh... this is the last straw, I'm getting to the bottom of all this. ONESHOT
Shiki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Natsuno Y., Kaori T. - Complete
Alone by WendigoGirl reviews
He was too busy keeping himself from launching his body over the banister, too busy trying to stop his eyes from watering, too busy reprimanding himself for believing that he would ever be anything but alone.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V. - Complete
A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide by Tierfal reviews
Full title: A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide to Mello and Other Holiday Activities . In which Mello gets analyzed, Starbucks gets made fun of, candy gets eaten, and Matt gets wasted more than once. Matt/Mello, rated largely for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Night like Tonight by Chikku-Chikku reviews
Plagued by unwanted memories of Megumi and the dread of sleeping alone, Natsuno asks Tohru to spend the night with him.
Shiki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Natsuno Y., Tohru M. - Complete
Beauty by WOWZAcoolBEANS reviews
In a dim world, Eliot Nightray was his hope. Still, such a filthy fool could never hope to be close to that person who basked in the light, even if he was the one that he cared about the most. Reo/Eliot. Oodles of angst.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Leo, Elliot N. - Complete
Sleep Aid by Infinity Complex reviews
Exhausted and overworked, Raito has come up with several plans to get sleep. And NO ONE will deny him by the time they see the example he made of L…
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Ordinary Miracle by Laura Schiller reviews
How Tamani might have felt when he saw Laurel in bloom, and heard her play guitar, for the first time.
Wings, Aprilynne Pike - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Tamani, Laurel S. - Complete
Lessons in Love by Dior Crystal reviews
Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Omission by Laura Schiller reviews
For the first time in her life, Chelsea doesn't want to hear the truth.
Wings, Aprilynne Pike - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Chelsea, David L. - Complete
Spin the Bottle by soullesswonder reviews
Up until that moment, Oz had forgotten about Gil's spin; he hadn't actually been serious about it, but now that the other boy had brought it up - and believed Oz really intended for them to kiss - he wasn't about to let it go.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Distant Love by Akatsuki Red reviews
Ulquiorra will always watch her, but she will never know him. UlquiXOC Drabble
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Disconnected Modem by tastes-like-ciel reviews
Suzaku’s best friend, Lelouch Lamperouge, overdosed on a bottle of sleeping pills and died. The day after the funeral, he sent Suzaku an e-mail. // “You don’t have to be alone anymore…because I’m here for you. And I always will be.”
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,577 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Snake Factor by icEbLuE20 reviews
Lelouch Lamperouge is not afraid of snakes. He just prefers to admire them from a distance. Suzaku/Lelouch
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Mello and the Half Blood Prince by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt drags Mello to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with him. Four hours early. At midnight. And he WILL make him wear the Slytherin scarf no matter how much Mello doesn't want to. SPOILERS for the sixth HP book/movie! MxM Mello POV oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Fifteen by Tierfal reviews
A collection of prompt-based Matt/Mello drabbles: the solemn, the silly, and the "Why so serious?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sorry About That by zeroislove reviews
So, when Zeroes discover feelings, do sensations follow? Total one-shot/drabble.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Youji S., Natsuo S. - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Blue Blood by RobinRocks reviews
I'm so glad you came, Suzaku, to keep your promise. SuzakuxLelouch. Their final night together, overshadowed by the Zero Requiem. Spoilers for the Final Turn of R2.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Temporally Disinclined by Tierfal reviews
Light pressed a hand to the glass. “Ryuzaki, it’s snowing. It’s snowing on Christmas. Isn’t that kind of… magical?”
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Swans by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
Part I of II. The chronicles of Mello and Matt, introduction till the end, beginning in the Wammy's library. MelloxMattxMello. Chapters are usually 70/30 angst and comedy, the percentages vary depending on my mood. Officially abandoned. Sorry.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,966 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Mello, Matt
Scarlet Letter by RobinRocks reviews
A gothic romance of L Lawliet, Beyond Birthday and Light Yagami as the tales of serial murderers tangle on the streets of London, shrouded by the shadow of the single letter that started it all. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,374 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - L, BB - Complete
Catching Mello by Beautiful Taboo reviews
There were happy times, carefree times, times when it seemed like the world stopped spinning and everything around us seemed unimportant. But it's not like that anymore. MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Insanity by Ulquiorra reviews
Yumichika is sent to the human world to deal with an arrancar. Turns out the one he has to fight is Ulquiorra. Watch as Yumichika tortures our poor Ulquiorra by making him... wear leather pants? And was that Ulquiorra SQUEALING? Ohh snap. [Madness ahead]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Yumichika A., Ulquiorra - Complete
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
The Real Story of Harry Potter by Marauder reviews
J.K. Rowling is kidnapped by the characters in Harry Potter and put on trial for misrepresenting them in her books. But a force darker than their anger is after her... Complete. SBxRL, RWxHG. Written before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Complete
Fanfiction reviews
It's simply another early morning in Matt and Mello's apartment, untill Matt discovers a horrible fanfiction site! In Mello's opinion, nothing is worse than rabid yaoi fangirls. Well... He's about to be proven wrong. This is is a tale too complex for a one-shot... T for shonen-ai and Mello's mouth. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,784 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Mello