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Joined 01-24-12, id: 3660850, Profile Updated: 02-03-15
Author has written 21 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

Hello.

I'm Shiny, and my friends refer to me by many other names. None of them are my actual name. Go figure. I wear many hats. This hat happens to be writer.

I like to write in all sorts of fandoms; not all of them are on this site, and I don't write as much fanfiction as I used to (more into fiction in general) but it's still fun occasionally.

I'm a beta, so if you need that I can do it. I believe in good spelling and grammar. It never hurt anyone in the past, so in the words of an abused internet meme, y u no spellcheck? I'm a too-kind editor to strangers, though, so it's okay, I won't tear your story up. XD


Your name is AHHHHHHHH INTERNET STRANGERS CAN'T KNOW and you are FIVE THOUSAND AND EIGHT years old. You are TALL WITH AN ABUNDANCE OF BROWN HAIR and you have SATANICALLY DARK BROWN EYES. You like to WRITE POETRY and OTHER BULLSHIT. You are very good at PROCRASTINATING and BEING A HUGE BITCH. You are a HOPELESSLY DISORGANIZED FEMINIST who ENJOYS PARTAKING IN "SKETCHY" ACTIVITIES like HILARIOUS PRANKS AND OTHER JAPERY, and TOTALLY NOT SPENDING HOURS ON THE INTERNET. Your DIE HARD OTP is VRISKA X KANAYA; you know they'll be TOGETHER SOMEDAY, DAMMIT! Interests of yours include ANY WELL WRITTEN FEMSLASH, HOMESTUCK, DOCTOR WHO, YUGIOH!, DEATH NOTE, HARRY POTTER, DANGAN RONPA, KILL LA KILL, and HETALIA. Also other things, but mainly those.

What will you do?

Shiny: Introduce yourself to "legions" of "internet fans." ==>

THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY!

You like to pretend the reason you WRITE is to KEEP PEOPLE HAPPY and MAKE THEM ENJOY YOUR WORDS, but really you end up doing it to put off your term papers, for better or for worse.


I give personalized thank you PMs with the extension of stalkerish happiness and love when people review. Seriously. If you want a new best friend, review something I wrote. I'll love you forever.

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No Comprendo by MyFalseTruth reviews
Ryou goes to the park to avoid things he doesn't like. Homework, drama, bullies. So what does he do when those things catch up with him at the park? Speak Spanish, a language he barely knows, and hope they fall for it! AU Being rewritten.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,013 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 2/4/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Unstained by xVampirexElegancex reviews
It had been far too long since Sebastian Michaelis had met anyone like her. Untouched. Unbroken. Unstained. WARNING: Very mature content, enter at your own risk.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,225 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sebastian M.
Love and Other Disasters by accioremote7 reviews
The classic story. Boy meets girl. The boy, James Potter, falls in love. The girl, Lily Evans… not so much. But, then again, if you throw in magic, best mates, slaggy girls, Quidditch, school exams, and a war… anything can happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,989 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
smoke without fire by neverbirds reviews
"That's how they work. It's less of a push and pull than an apathetic drift through adolescence. This way is easier. This way, there can never be an unbalance. Just equilibrium, and forgotten cigarette stubs floating in soda cans on street corners and behind the school." YBxM. A high school AU, of sorts.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
The Rantings of Yami Bakura by GreatSardonicismKing reviews
Because, in this modern world, there are just so many things to complain about.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Yami Bakura
The Weird and Wonderful World of a Guy Named Matt by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ryou's Cousin by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Ryou gets a letter from England, the last thing he expected was for his second cousin to come live with him. Now he has to contend with an amused Bakura, a possessive Malik, and an obsessed Pharaoh. Will his sanity survive? Rating will go up later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,700 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., R. Bakura
Heartlines by dratsing reviews
They first met at an ice cream truck. The melody was silly and the treats were soft-served by a soft-hearted man, who took change from children and nothing from their worst. Tendershipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
In Which I Take Over the World by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
A teenage criminal mastermind's account of how he steals a boat, controls people's actions, takes on a five-thousand-year-old Egyptian Pharaoh, and contemplates snack foods. It would all be much easier if his minions were at all competent.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Marik I.
Death Do Us Part by rainingtearsofchocolate reviews
Annabeth was walking to her cabin when she heard the crying. She stopped. She listened, and wondered. From where was this crying coming? From whom were the tears spilling? She wanted to know. She was curious. Wouldn't you be? One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A. - Complete
The Franchise by Teal Phoenix reviews
Ryou, Bakura, Malik, and Marik go to see a movie to celebrate their early release from their punishment. They come out scarred for life and with a bounty on their heads, all in a days work. Rated 'T' for mild language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Marik I., R. Bakura
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The Inevitable 1700s Piracy AU
"It's not the first time he's been threatened by a half-naked woman. The same God-damned woman every time, too." Title says it all: I've finally given in and written about our favorite pirates, Mindfang and Dualscar, and the rest of the cast and crew (ha!). Humanstuck. Terribly cheesy and hopefully funny.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,421 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2015
Soteriophobia and Snark reviews
"And yet they're jade and blue equilibrium and they could share a kiss or two, maybe, if the sunset's right and Vriska's in a good mood and Kanaya's brave that day." Will eventually turn into a series of short fics about VrisKan. Some will be romantic, some will be friendship, some will be mournings of unrequited love, but there is lots of angst and fluff. Rated M for much cursing.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Kanaya M., Vriska S.
Jegus Take The Wheel reviews
Karkat reads the human driving manual for "piloting the transportation rectangle." To us, that's "learning to drive by reading the DMV booklet." The only problem? The "booklet" is written by Dave. Very crackfic. Much warning. Do not enter if you think this is at all serious. Rated T for some cursing. DISCLAIMER: Dave's advice on driving will not help you pass your test.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Complete
Drunken Tears
England gets nostalgic when he has alcohol. Very short, angsty oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
Merry Christmas, Meddlefriend reviews
In which Kanaya has Christmas explained to her by Vriska and things get admitted. This is quite fluffy... well, as fluffy as VrisKan gets. Oneshot. Rated for cursing, as usual.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kanaya M., Vriska S. - Complete
Were You Expecting A More Eloquent Response? reviews
"Fun fact: they've only kissed once, and it was lovely and short but it tasted like blood and revenge and false promises and sweat. So they haven't kissed since then, and Marik lies awake thinking of it before he falls asleep." Oneshot. Thiefshipping. Rated for lots of cursing (specifically the F-word.) Not very fluffy, but it's a fluff-fic, if that's possible.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
It Has Always Been There reviews
"The being lives in each and every one of our closets and hallways. The being is prepared always to calmly walk over and watch you as you sleep, so innocent in your dozing. The being will not smile or blink." Ryou gets a taste of Yami's storytelling abilities. Horror-fic, oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
All I Want For Christmas reviews
It's Christmas Day and Germany can't find Italy anywhere. Where could he be, and why is everyone so drunk? A oneshot, albeit in November, that's designed to get you in the holiday spirit and also overwhelm you with fluff. K plus for creative other-language curses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Into The Whiteness reviews
Snow resembles many things, and brings back many memories. Not all of them are so terrible, but they all eventually hurt. Oneshot, rated for cursing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Near - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins reviews
A certain enemy of the Pharaoh and his gang of equally revenge-driven comrades rule the desert. They're legendary for their merciless treatment of enemies and untraceable crimes. But what will they make of a girl they rescue from drowning in the Nile? Rated M only for certain chapters and I will put warnings in each of those chapters' descriptions, so it's technically rated T plus.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,178 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Thief Bakura
My Whole Freaking Life Is A Game Of PacMan reviews
You'd be surprised at how well video games work for explaining a personality. A character study of Mail Jeevas. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Matt - Complete
The Pasta Is Also Sort Of Soup, In A Way reviews
"For Germany, true love is wiping Italy's tears, tucking him in and eating pasta together at four in the morning." Germany hears some noises in the middle of the night and goes to investigate. Oneshot. Pure fluff. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Things We Can See And The Things We Can't reviews
"One day, you could meet someone very significant in the history of the universe and not even know it. It's interesting to see the things we all can't see, the things that we could never be able to tell just from looking." Oneshot. Contains a few characters, no romantic pairings.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - L, Mello - Complete
Beyond Revenge: The Story of L's Copy reviews
A peculiar seven-year old orphan is dropped off from the Winchester Social Services Department into a familiar elderly man's office. Specifically, an orphan with red eyes, dark hair and a tendency to be a psycho. The complete chronicles of Beyond Birthday's childhood, from the day he meets Watari onwards. This is rated T from the very start for dark themes and violence eventually.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012
Museum Artifacts at the Forensic Academy
"B could stand here all day, scratching messy hair and making his nonchalant smileyface, but still spending too much time in front of the blood and gore display, murmuring how the people died and making visitors stare and hush their children." A visit to a forensic exhibit makes a good character study of Beyond Birthday. Oneshot, rated for slightly disturbing content.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2012 - BB - Complete
Things Proceeding Rain and Nightmares reviews
Pointless Ryou and Bakura fluffy oneshot. This isn't yaoi, but if you really want to see it that way, fine. Bakura is slightly OOC. But hey, it's fluff! :D
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/2/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
And Their Eyes Were Red reviews
Ryou Bakura's dad is oddly good at telling horror stories. So good, in fact, that the stories always somehow resemble Ryou's real life. Rated K plus but really only for "chills down your spine." This story is read best at night alone in your room. Have a mirror nearby, OK?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2012 - R. Bakura - Complete
The Mello Rule reviews
Very fluffy Easter-ish oneshot. Matt figures out a true, slightly humorous standard Mello seems to abide by. Rated for cursing and very slight implied sexual content. T is probably too strong, but it's just to be safe. This is MelloxMatt, obviously. XD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Halloween Party reviews
"Reminiscing is something he loves to do, but this is not the truth, this fabricated party. He knows what this macabre celebration consists of." A prisoner takes a walk in the cold, remembers some things, and contemplates today's date: Halloween.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sirius B.
Inquiries reviews
"McGonagall was not a nostalgic person but found herself missing the days of whipped cream in pillowcases and sun-streaked and tan boys with a wide variety of hair colors yelling outside her window." McGonagall talks with Little James about his ancestors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - James S. P. - Complete
Why Nobody Needs the Guidance Counselor reviews
Just read it. I'm bad at summaries. Basically, Bakura's trip to the counselor's office doesn't go too well...:
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Yami Bakura - Complete