The Laziest Woman on Mars
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Joined 04-06-03, id: 366103
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Happy Days.
I have many alter egos, all of them dark and beautful and somewhat psychotic.

The real me is five foot ten, with light brown hair and grayish blue eyes. I am creative, I like to think, and enjoy many different activities, like reading and writing. Some people think I am evil, but I am only a little evil. Mostly I am just a pain.

But a few of my favorite things, without getting all musical about it, are Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, The Legend of Zelda, Lord of the Rings, and anything that has to do with swords and sorcery.

Fave characters from these things...Sora, Riku, Harry Potter (my soul mate), Link, Sirius Black, Severus Snape (hush, you!) and Sephiroth, though I think Frodo is pretty darn cool.

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The Legend of Zelda: Children of the Gods by Kearra reviews
As Link finds a young girl from Ikana who has traversed time and come to Hyrule, he finds himself drawn into the lives of the very gods of Hyrule. The result: life becomes more chaotic than ever for the Hero of Time and his friends.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,891 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Link, Darunia - Complete
Through The Eyes Of A Phoenix by Quill of Minerva reviews
Day in and day out Fawkes observes two people who dance around each other instead of revealing what’s in their hearts. These are his thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Odd Couple by penpunk reviews
Pre-OotP AU...Here's a fic about the wizarding worlds very own Felix and Oscar. Severus and Sirius have to keep Harry safe during the summer after 4th year. That is, if they don't kill each other in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,748 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Shanie Foster by L.L.Lebeaux reviews
Welcome to Salem Witches Institute.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 6/5/2003
Some Things are Better Left Unknown by Giesbrecht reviews
Ch 1 slightly revised There are plenty of fics with Harry and Co. going back and time. What if the Marauders went forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 3/10/2001 - Complete
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Fonzarichie reviews
It is a love that cannot be denied, but can a cool cat like the Fonz ever let himself be taken in by the imprisoning embrace of true love?
Happy Days - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2009
And They Said I'd Do Fine When I Left the Nuthouse reviews
WARNING: Do not read if you have one of the following conditions: 1. Hatred of Puns and Randomness 2.Annoyance with Wasted Space 3.Any SENSE at all...this is a story based on my hatred of overused puns and cliches. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,459 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 6/3/2003
In the Shadow of Chaos reviews
HBP Spoilers Harry has been left utterly alone with the exception of his two greatest friends. Now he must struggle with his conception of good and evil, all in the name of destroying the one who has wrought chaos on his life. No matter the cost, be it hi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2005
Erised's Bane reviews
Sixth Year--Spoilers, Harry must come to terms with new pain, as well as the prophecy that dictates his own life, all the while trying to contain the madness that threatens to breach his soul, deciding if desire brings him happiness or destruction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 134,684 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 6/26/2003
Legacy of Hearts reviews
Harry Potter Kingdom Hearts X-Over Harry is shocked to discover himself in an entirely new world when a strange force attacks him. Now it is up to Harry to help his new friends, find his old friends, and discover the mysteries within the heart...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Gypsy reviews
**FINISHED**-Harry is in more danger than he's ever been in in his entire life. The gypsies, who rose against Voldemort, are rumored to have been on his side the entire time...What happens when a gypsy comes to Hogwarts? HP/OC, R/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,011 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003
Merlin's Portal and the Tales of Time reviews
Harry is drawn to something at King's Cross, something unexpected...James is just looking for a good time when he hears the voice. Suddenly the two hurtle through time, switching places. DISCONTINUED! Sorry for those who enjoyed this...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Only in Death May We Be Together reviews
Her life is perfect...she has two beautiful children with the man she loves, and nothing could be better. But on a fateful day he is taken from her, in the final battle with Voldemort. Will she ever see him again? PLEEEZE R&R!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Pranking Wars: Lily and James, Year One and On reviews
James Potter loves a good prank. In fact, so do all his friends. But Lily Evans isn't one to be left out in the cold. So she decides to embrace a little competition. Who will win...THE PRANKING WAR!!! DISCONTINUED! Read in junction with Gypsy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,054 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003
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