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Twenty Questions by One Hit Wonder reviews
The original one-shot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 11/11/2006 - L. McCoy, Spock
Alas, Poor Eponine! by AMarguerite reviews
Eponine is terribly distressed, and this shall be mentioned at least once every chapter. An author tries to remedy this situation, and creates... Eppie Sue! Gasp!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Eponine, Cosette - Complete
The Girl by Chewing Gum reviews
Drabble Series: Poor Mycroft cringes at change, but all of a sudden he is handed a promotion, a house, and a wife. Now he has a sweet but rather dull girl on his hands and in his bed, and Sherlock seems determined to get himself killed...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,789 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Inherit the Stars by infiniteviking reviews
On a camping trip gone wrong, Kirk demands to know what Spock sees in the sky.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2007 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Case of the Practising Murderer by bigfatgoth reviews
A three pipe problem!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,196 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Not Today by secondstar18 reviews
Sometimes, especially on the days when the wind is whipping through the cobblestone streets and causing his leg to twinge painfully, he forces himself to walk through the graveyard. A Sherlock Holmes oneshot, not slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Lucky by Bingalicious Midnight reviews
After the events of The Immunity Syndrome, Spock wants to know why McCoy didn't wish him luck. McCoy's answer is more honest than either of them expected. Oneshot, no slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2006 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Survivor: Redwall by Catty Engles reviews
Survivor has always gone to great lengths to bring you the most interesting bunch of people... but now we bring you the beasts. Help your favorite character win!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,725 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 3/11/2004
Neverending Poems by Neverend reviews
A collection of Pottery poems. Includes Kissed, Mirror Mirror, Felix Felicis, the Man Made of Hate, Pensieve, and My Husband is Brave, Imperius, Noble and Most Ancient, and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Fleur D., Bill W.
Lost and Found by Lady Razorsharp reviews
In which those who love Holmes must go on without him...set just after The Final Problem.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,164 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 6/21/2005
AFTER THE CREDITS Arena by Ster J reviews
McCoy tells Kirk how everyone was watching the proceedings as he fought the Gorn.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
A Tribble Named Fred by Entipy of Nothing reviews
The tribbles try to take over the universe. Needless to say, it doesn’t quite work out as planned. My most random fanfic yet.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Its a whole lot easier when you've got a phaser by Entipy of Nothing reviews
A very short drabble. The true story about Q.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
The Night Before Xmas Shire Style by Unicorn Lady reviews
Just an insane moment I had 2 yrs ago. Just found it and decided to post. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Gandalf, Peregrin T. - Complete
In Essence Divided by bagheera reviews
postOtP AU. A plotty story about Tom Riddle, his transformation into Voldemort, a benevolent conspiracy and Harry trying to rescue Sirius behind the Veil. Is there more to the connection between Tom and Harry? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,221 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Wintergreen by Evilism reviews
Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004
How Dumb Were You? by duj reviews
WARNING, SPOILERS FOR HBP. Was Dumbledore dumb? Harry hasty? Hermione hokey? WonWon wanton? And what did Fred and George have to do with it? More: Sluggish Slughorn, halfhearted halfblood prince, delinquent Draco, repetitive Riddle, go getter Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
The Songs of Ithilorn by Irony-chan reviews
Assorted poetry inspired by Lord of the Rings, both books and movies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
While We Wait by a knight who says NEEP reviews
Their conversation has never been of the easiest. Now, it may be the only thing they have left. Part 2 added.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - L. McCoy, Spock
Mary Sue the Magnificent by Avalon Estel reviews
The tragic life of MarySue, heir of Isildur, from her orphaned birth to the Defeat of Sauron. A parody. Chp. Eight: The end of the battle, more deaths, and Frodo escapes. Rating for mild comical violence. ON HIATUS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Frodo B., Legolas
Les Amis de l'Opera by TranquilStorm37 reviews
(LES MIS PHANTOM CROSSOVER) What happens when the revolutionaries decide to spend one more evening at the Opera, which just so happens to be the premier night of the Phantom's Don Juan Truimphant? Told in songs from both musicals. Vive le France!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
The Start of Her Writing Career by Racetrack's Goil reviews
Mary thought Legolas was amazing. She thought he was so cute and brave and cool. She also had the power over a computer. She also had a thing called 'imagination.' Add all that up and the result? A Leggy fanfiction with a Mary-Sue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Legolas, Legolas
The Summit by Elf Eye reviews
Gandalf and Saruman spar with one another on the top of the tower of Orthanc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Gandalf, Saruman
The Very Very Obvious by Kes 22 reviews
We all know Arthur and Ford have a very odd friendship, it only stands to reason that it had an odd beginning. This is a short ficlet that tells the story of how Ford meets Arthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
The Man Behind the Hedges by visualpurple reviews
You may think that you are in for a pleasant surprise when you read this story, but you'd be terribly wrong. This fanfic includes many rotten things, including a silver mirror, a broken chair, and a desperate author seeking the help of the general public.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Lemony S., Count O. - Complete
The Mordorwocky by Mountain Bluebird reviews
I did a huge thing on Lewis Carroll in sixth grade, and this is what came of it. LOTR written as The Jabberwocky. I had to leave a lot out, but it's somewhat funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005
AFTER THE CREDITS The Immunity Syndrome by Ster J reviews
McCoy keeps vigil over Spock yet again. I did not set out to write slash, but I think this may be construed as such. Whatever floats your boat.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2005 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks by Avalon Estel reviews
A series of limericks about the Fellowship. Believe me, it's funnier than it sounds. Thank-you's for all my reviewers, your opinions are very dear. [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
A Clear Conscience by Shyaway reviews
A 'deleted scene' from CotBP. What was the catalyst for Will's decision to rescue Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Elrond's Surgery by Quickbeam29 reviews
When Arwen brings Frodo back, stabbed and looking inebriated, it is up to the skills of Elrond to save him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2004
The MarySue Who Couldn't? by Delleve reviews
Janina Marie Abigail Michelle Gabriel Von-Howsdale, the horribly unsuccessful and unacknowledged Mary-Sue, tells all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2004
The Make of a Captain by Tavia reviews
In a universe where the Enterprise never fights Klingons and Kirk leads a gang of pirates, what will happen when Kirk comes together with the people we know as his closest friends? Update 7-10-04! -COMPLETE-
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,988 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie by Lynet Nar reviews
Anyone who's read much of Calvin and Hobbes knows of Calvin's favorite bedtime story. Bill Watterson said that it was up to the readers to come up with their own story, so this is mine.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
Mary Sue and the Test of Love by Dalakh reviews
Poor Mary Sue just can't choose between Harry and Draco, but now that she's defeated Voldemort she's got to pick one for the Ball held in her honour!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
Momisms by Kerjen reviews
Nobody in the TOS crew -- or their guests, Amanda and Saavik -- can escape them. Nobody! (My entry for a challenge given on the TOS Fic group.)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2004 - L. McCoy, Saavik
The Superlative Suitcase Scramble by PearlGirl reviews
This is a story about what happens when seven crew members have the same suitcase. And by the way, don't you like my alliteration? FINISHED!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,542 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 12/3/2003 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Aragorn's Average Adventure by Erestor reviews
A parody of Aragorn and Legolas friendship fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they all are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. REVISED May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Chicken Noodle Soup For the Trekkie Soul by Tavia reviews
This is a Star Trek serial. About time I thought of calling it that. Gone on Indefinite Shore Leave
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,732 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 7/19/2002
Guidance by Alara Rogers reviews
Another alternate universe spinoff to "Only Human". Picard comes to visit Q on Starbase 56, and finds him suicidally depressed.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
To Talk Like a Pirate by Tavia reviews
En route to Tortuga, Jack tries to teach Will how to talk like a pirate...part story, part language lesson, all humorous intent!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2003
MarySue: Gandalf's Cat by Lindele reviews
I hope you enjoy reading this...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Gandalf
Mary Sue and the Defeat of Voldemort by Dalakh reviews
Mary Sue has arrived! And she's here to do Harry's job! She's going to save the world from Voldemort.... and get Harry and Draco! If insanity and total and obvious Mary Sueness amuses you, click away!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Complete
It's Just Magic! With Zina Mayk by Emma Kathryn reviews
The only Enchanted Forest-based radio talkshow out there! Now up: Episode V: Wizards vs. Dragons!
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002
The Game Show by PearlGirl reviews
FINISHED! This story is about the Enterprise going on a game show. This story includes: severe insanity, rambling, and The Question Box of Doom
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
The Amazing Adventures of Kalahari by Taskemus reviews
A Mary Sue Parody - Can Kalahari be any more perfect?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2003
Lord of the Who? by October reviews
LOTR meets Dr. Who... What more can I say?? ^^;
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 2/10/2002
The Babe a Week Club by Rabble Rouser reviews
A motley group of women is gathered together. But for what purpose?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2002 - J. Kirk - Complete
Star Trek: The episodes they never let you see! by Arana Mai reviews
My parodies of TOS. WHEE HOO! *Spock and Eggnog is now up!*
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 8/26/2002
Vulcans and Chicken Noodle Soup Don't Mix by Tavia reviews
When Spock has a bowl of chicken noodle soup, he begins acting...oddly. Includes Spock reciting Shakespeare on the roof of a tree house, Spock thinking Kirk is John Adams, Spock singing...you get the idea. Please R/R.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2002 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Spock, J. Kirk
The Wish by Anna Maxwell reviews
Doctor McCoy went through medical training for a reason, now if only he could get his crew mates to agree!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2002 - L. McCoy
I Guess This Is Goodbye by M. D. Jensen reviews
McCoy says goodbye.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
The Mask of Stella by Tavia reviews
It's hard to summarize this, so just know it's crazy. Please R/R. Act III now up. WARNING: If you think scenes of Kirk running, screaming, and cowering behind his command chair will bother you, don't read this story.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001
Deguello by Trish Bennett reviews
The Klingons' test of the Organian Peace Treaty leaves James T. Kirk in a fight for his life. But the Klingons may have underestimated the strength of human ingenuity... and the power of a particular friendship. Novel-length TOS fiction.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,190 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2001 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Stardate Before Christmas by Trish Bennett reviews
A Trek-ish twist on the classic Christmas tale
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2001 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Shockwave Trilogy by Speaker for the Dead aka 17 reviews
When Bill Gates takes over the Heart of Gold's Improbabilty Drive, Captain Picard and young Obi-Wan Kenobi must join forces with Q to defeat him! Cameo appearance of Voyager crew!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2001
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