CassandraHill
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Joined 01-25-12, id: 3663818, Profile Updated: 05-26-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Whoo-hoo! It's almost the end of the school year (heh, I'm not giving out my age)!!! I swear, when summer break is here (hey! It rhymes!), I can go on full author mode! Literally. Hahah! But whatever! I will do my best to please any readers I have! Mehehehe! Sorry for putting off on my books for so long! I've been reading too much . . . hehe!

Cassandra Hill


Personal Info

Name: Hmmm . . . I don’t really feel like telling . . . Teehee! Just keep on guessing!

Nicknames: None really . . . though I hate it when people call me by my pen name, Cassandra Hill, in public

Pennames: Cassandra Hill

Age: Hmmm . . . don’t feel like telling this one either . . .

Gender: Girl

Address: Congrats! If you read this, you have officially became a stalker! J.K XD

Personality: I am really lazy sometimes but only when none can see me . . . Hehe . . . (example: like right now . . . I really don’t feel like typing out my personality . . . Teehee . . . But actually the only reason I'm not typing it out is because I typed it already, 'cept it didn't save . . . drats.)

Nationality: This is my own business but you’re welcome to guess . . . NOTE: I am not a lazy, fat person that stares at the computer all day. I’m not THAT lazy!

Spoken Languages: American, Chinese (okay that gives away my nationality but whatever), a little Spanish, and a little French

Future Makings: Hn. don’t know, don’t care right now. Actually though, I just feel lazy and don’t want to type it out . . . XD Wait. Now I do. I want to become a doctor or a author or a Olympic Figure Skater or a . . . too much . . .

Sports: Too much to write but mainly, figure skating, badminton, soccer, baseball (I know, I'm a girl, and I should like softball . . . well, too bad!), swimming, tennis . . . blah, too much to write . . .

Fanfictions: Look at the bottom (WAY bottom) to know . . .

Favorites:

Favorite Color: Sky light blue

Favorite Chocolate (totally random but whatever): White chocolate

Favorite Hobbies: Hn. Too much to write about. I’ll just name the main stuff. 1. Drawing 2. Typing 3. Playing music

Favorite Books/Series: So much to write! Warriors by Erin Hunter (it’s a series) and much much more but I am too lazy XD

Favorite Song/Music: A lot but I am too lazy again XD. The One That Got Away by Katy Perry

Favorite Naruto Characters: 1. Obito Uchiha 2. Shikamaru Nara 3. Tobi 4. Kakashi

Favorite Electronic: THE COMPUTER

Things I love: Blah . . . fine I’ll write it out . . . 1. Talking to the guy I like 2. Hanging out with friends 3. Random things

Things I hate: Being lonely (ha! You would never guess that if you knew me in real life!), being close to the In-Crowd (I’m an In-Crowd hater . . . live with it)


Books I am starting on:

1. Warriors: The Shadows: The Coming

I'm not sure if I want to upload The Coming because it's going to have too many pages so . . . I'm not quite sure.

2. I am One of Them, One of the Five

This book I'm not sure if I want to upload it either because it's kinda like Naruto but its not because they're different. The only things that are the same are that they have badges to wear. . .

3. Shikamaru Nara's Story: The Beginning

In Naruto, I am totally a fan of Shikamaru! Personally, I think he's kinda cute and he's smart but he's really lazy, so I thought he'd be fun to write about. To the truth, I've always been curious why Shikamaru is sooo lazy and wants to be a cloud. This story I am definitely going to upload!

4. Obito Uchiha: The Day After My Death, I Lived for the First Time

I seriously can't believe myself . . . How can someone be in love with a manga character?!?!?! When I watched the episodes of Kakashi, Rin, and Obito, I madly fell in love with Obito! That's why I'm going to write about Obito, things like: if he didn't die, what would he do? If he saw Kakashi again, what would he say? And what would he do when he found out Rin died over the years? I can't wait to start brainstorming this story!

5. Shika and Ino Sitting in a Tree . . .

Whoo-hoo! ShikaXIno Rocks!!!! Sorry ShikaXTema Fans!!! Okay looks like I'm going to have to put off my Obito story . . . Sorry! But this story is gonna rock the whole world!!! To my readers: I am sorry but this story will be put off for days and maybe weeks. WARNING: This story might become M rated . . . but right now it's still T :D so yay! I'm trying to decide whether I want to write the sequel (wow, I am sooo ahead of myself!) as M, or just put the M part in this one!

6. What Shouldn't Be, But Is

Heh. Wanna know why I haven't updated in a while in my other stories? It's because I am . . . listen closely . . . obsessed with KakaXSaku fanfictions! Hehehehehe! I know. I should be writing and not mooning over someone else's prize and pride! So I decided to start brainstorming a KakaXSaku story! Hehehe! I can fawn over my story instead of overs . . . hehe . . .

7. Speak Now, Before It's Too Late

This is totally a songfic! I was so obsessed over the song, Speak Now, by Taylor Swift, that I HAD to write this story! I've sort of started on it, but I'm putting it off for the sake of my new story that I am sooooooo obsessed right now!

8. A Rising Prophecy . . .

Here it is! The amazing story that I brainstormed up! I've been even more obsessed over PJO (Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Heroes of Olympus) since reading the Son of Neptune! This story is going to be my number one! It's about 2 Apollo kids. One in Camp Half-Blood, one in Camp Jupiter. They have the same mom of course, but one of them is Greek, one of them is Roman. This story happens during the Heroes of Olympus series. About between the Son of Neptune and Mark of Athena. I own the two main characters (Nike and Aurora) but everything else goes to Rick Riordan, the amazing author that inspired me to write! This story is going to be awesome!


Wow! Now, I am a PJO Fan!

My means this:

C: Good kisser

A: Hot

S: Cute

S: Cute:

A: Hot

N: Can kick the _ out of you

D: Makes people laugh

R: Good girlfriend

A: Hot

H: Easy to fall in love with

I: Loves to laugh and smile

L: Smile to die for

L: Smile to die for


A: hot

B: loves people

C: good kisser

D: makes people laugh

E: Has gorgeous eyes

F: people wild and crazy adore you

G: very outgoing

H: easy to fall in love with

I: loves to laugh and smile

J: is really sweet

K: really silly

L: smile to die for

M: makes dating fun

N: can kick the _ out of you

O: has one of the best personalities ever

P: popular with all types of people

Q: a hypocrite

R: good boyfriend or girlfriend

S: cute

T: very good kisser

U: is very sexual

V: not judgmental

W: very broad minded

X: never let people tell you what to do

Y: is loved by everyone

Z: can be funny and dumb at times


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


True Love

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.


Percy Jackson Pledge!

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go


When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.

You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.

You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.

You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.

You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.

You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.

You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags

You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.

You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.

You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.


We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.

She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.

I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.

She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.

We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,

"I like your eyes."

One day, I was playing basketball,

waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.

Suddenly, I got a phone call.

It was her mom. She was in a panic.

I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,

"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"

I had no clue what happened,

so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.

I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.

I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.

Then I saw her, Kelsey.

My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.

"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.

I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.

Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,

the main source of blood coming from her head.

I went to the hospital that night,

I went every night.

in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.

The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.

It was all my fault.

If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,

she wouldn't be going through this.

It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.

On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.

"Kelsey?" I called.

She wasn't quite awake yet.

Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.

I did, for a few hours.

One of the doctors finally came out saying,

"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"

"Yes," I whispered.

He bit his lip.

"She woke up, she's fine,

but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.

"I'm afraid so."

I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.

I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.

"You can go see her if you want,

but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."

I walked in, trembling in horror.

I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.

I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.

I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.

Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,

"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."


Girl: Heyy:)

BOY:hey

GIRL: I like you:)

BOY: wow.

GIRL: What?? you don't like me????

BOY: no

GIRL: wow you are so nice :'(

BOY: why are you crying??

GIRL: You don't like me :'(

BOY: well you never asked if i love you:)

GIRL: well do you?!

BOY: Lol no.


The star of the football team has a blind dad who always comes to his games, even though he can't see him play.

One day, the dad gets sick and dies before the night of his son's big game.

The team is expecting him to slack off, mourning the death of his father.

But he played the best game he EVER had, making the winning touchdown & many amazing plays.

The couch is amazed, so he asked, "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?

The boy stares right at him, and says "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."


Boy:Can you remember me tomorrow?

Girl:Yes, of course..

Boy:How about the next day?

Girl:Yeah..

Boy:How about for a week??

Girl:Yeah,of course!!

Boy:How about for a month??

Girl:Of course, I can!!

Boy:How about after 10 years??

Girl:Yes! I told you yes!

Boy:Knock knock!!

Girl:Who's There?

Boy:See, we just had our conversation and you already forgot about me!!!


I have "I"

I have "L"

I have "O"

I have "V"

I have "E"

I have "Y"

I have "O"

but I Dont Have "U"


Boy:If you feel STRESSED, give yourself a break, eat some cake, ice cream, chocolate or some sweets.

Girl:Why?

Boy:Because when you spelled stressed backward is DESSERTS.And that is called REVERSED PSYCHOLOGY.


7 colors make a rainbow.. 7 chords make a music.. 7 days make a week.. 7 continents make the world.. and.. 7 beautiful letters make us..

FRIENDS..


I've been suspended from school for another three days. When my biology teacher asked me what my favourite element was, karate chopping her and saying "Element of Suprise" was wrong.


If someone says your "ugly", say "well excuse me, but I'm not a mirror"


three criminals robbed a grocery store and were looking for a place to hide. they soon found a farm and went in to hide. The first criminal hid in a horse shed,the second in a pig pen and in the third in a potato sack. 20 mins later a policeman went into the farm. He kicked the horse shed..."neigh!" He then kicked the Pig pen..."oink,oink!" And then he kicked the potato sack..."potato,potato!"


So... A neutron walks into a bar. The neutron ask the bartender: "How much do you charge for a beer?" The bartender looks up and down on him, and says: "For you, no charge." Physics joke haha. :D


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. C

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude C

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly ... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(A/N Only PJatO)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

And so are you,

But the roses are wilting,

The violets are dead,

The sugar bowl's empty,

And so is your head.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


Girls are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and geting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing.

They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top


Is a true story.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded


Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile


You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo!)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology.

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile.

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.(duh)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr


You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


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"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would,?Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as?"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how?cold-hearted you really are...it ok to cry


Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Archery and Gladiator Zone XD

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez, Nico di Angelo, or Jason Grace

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Thalia Grace or Annabeth Chase

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Drew and Octavian (he killed Percy's Panda DX)

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

The Lost Hero/ Son of Neptune

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Percy Jackson, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, and Frank Zhang

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Poseidon, Athena & Artemis

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

"Percy, will you teach me some water moves?"

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Percy/Thalia/Leo/Annabeth

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Percy/Thalia/Leo/Annabeth/Nico (summons skeltons to save us XD)

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Raise an eyebrow and ask "Mortals or Immortals?"

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Percy & Reyna (Peyna)

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Ask them why they are cheating on their wives?

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Sitting on the beach watching the stars at night

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

"He wore no clothes except under wear—I mean, bright white Fruit of the Looms—which would've looked funny, except that the top half of his body was so scary." - Percy Jackson

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

When he drenched Clarisse and her friends in toilet water.

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

When he and Percy were in the Underworld.

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Poseidon and Athena bickering

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

When he hit Medusa with a stick or a branch

20. Favorite Random Moment?

When Percy, Thalia and Grover are joking about "dam" and Zoe doesn't get it.


Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.


WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also.

Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.

Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.

Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.

Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.

I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you, Jack.

I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley.

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank you.


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat!)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! (:D. . . lg1514. . . .)

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"


3 kids met in kindergarden.

One was Matt. The second was a boy named Daniel. The third was a girl named Riley. They all promised to be friends and always hung out with each other. When they were in the 3rd grade they promised to always be there for each other. But then it changed. On the way to Sixth grade Matt and Daniel both had to move away leaving a very upset Riley. She cried at her best freinds leaving her. Matt moved to Califournia while Daniel moved to Missouri.

When she was 16 she just got dumped by her boyfreind so Riley was upset. She was on a bench in Central Park New York when a familiar boy came up.

"Why are you crying?" he asked. Riley was a bruntette girl, who could be considered hot. She had freckles and brown eyes. The boy also was a brunette, but he had green eyes. She thought he looked familiar.

"Why do you care?" She asked. He looked hurt by this.

"Well, i was just making sure you were ok." He asked with genuine concern in his eyes. Riley noticed this and looked at him.

"What's your name?" She asked.

"Daniel." he answered. She gasped.

"Daniel? It's me Riley." She was now crying in happiness. He looked shocked, then he hugged her.

"I promised i'd always be here for you." he said. She smiled.

"But Matt isn't." She was lookign at Daniel.

"But your wrong. He's moving back too. Next year he'll be back." Daniel hugged her again. Riley was happy and asked if he was doing anything. He just laughed.

"Except for roaming Central park then no." Then she told him of a really greta movie.

"Sure i'll go with you." And then they became best freinds. Daniel was always there for Riley when she needed him. When they were 20 Daniel asked Riley out. She agreed and they dated until they got married. Matt had come back a year after Daniel and started to date another girl. One day Riley asked why he came back.

"I made a promise. A promise i would keep."

If this story warms your heart then Copy and Paste it into your profile. If it doesn't then forget about it.


95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

95% of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off the top of the Empire State Building. Paste this on your profile if your one of the 5% who would grab a chair, get some soda and popcorn and yell, "JUMP!" at the top of your lungs.

I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER!


They pushed her down a sewer.

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them.

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his swower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you.


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile! PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


Her name was Aurora

She was only five

This is what happened When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend Was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talks to it When no one is around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound

Until her parents Unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking "God why? Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest "You deserve to die You worthless pest"

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in everything was as quite as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof.


The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:

Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.

Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.

Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right.

Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.

Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.

Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.

Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends.

Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.

And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.


This story is so sad. If it doesn't touch your heart at least a little, you must be made of stone.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (It touched mine. So I posted it.)


Female come backs pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"


Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL

Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG

Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL

Calling me MEAN won't make you NICE

Calling me GAY won't make you STRAIGHT

Calling me RUDE won't make you POLITE

Why bother trying if you're not gonna win?


VAMPIRE

[x ] You rather be pale than tan.

[x] You like to eat or drink red things.

[N/A] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.

[/] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.

[/] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it.

[/ ] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.

[x] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others

[x] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.

[x] You're more active at night.

Total: 7/9

ZOMBIE

[x] You're an outcast.

[x] You feel as if You're not truly alive.

[ ] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry.

[x] You tend to zone out.

[ ] You don't feel very smart.

[ ] You like worms.

[/] You like taking things slowly.

[/] You like odd foods.

[x] You prefer to suffer in silence.

[x] You don't get much sleep.

Total: 6/10

GHOST/PHANTOM

[x] You're invisible.

[x] You have an oddly eerie presence.

[x] You can send chills down a persons spine just by looking at them.

[/] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.

[ ] You're incredibly/very gentle.

[x] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.

[x] You tend to simply disappear when no ones looking.

[x] You enjoy scaring people.

[x] You like the indoors.

[/] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.

Total: 8/10

GHOUL

[x] You will eat just about anything.

[x] You like to attack people verbally or physically.

[x] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed

[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.

[ ] You like stalking people.

[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces

[x] You get hungry easily.

[ ] You like torture.

[ ] You live to hurt people.

[x] You like the idea of being insane.

Total: 5/10

SHAPESHIFTER

[x] You have different personalities.

[x] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.

[x] You're fickle.

[N/A] You have more than one lover.

[x] You're unpredictable.

[N/A] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.

[x] You are fond of many different things.

[x] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.

[x] You often say one thing and mean another.

[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.

Total: 8/10

DEMON

[x] You have a very bad temper

[x] You're usually angry.

[X] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.

[ ] You worship Satan.

[ ] You like pentagrams-Woah, What?

[x] You love to mess with peoples heads.

[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.

[ ] You laugh when other people are hurt

[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.

[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.

Total: 4/10

Demigod

[ ] Diagnosed ADHD.

[ ] Diagnosed Dyslexia.

[x] Have dreams of the future and whatnot.

[x] Always alerted.

[ ] Victims of being bullied.

[x] Sometimes daydreaming.

[x] Have the feeling of Deja vu.

[x] Have a friend that eats anything, always wear pants and hats, talks funny and sometimes bleat (Satyr).

[ ] Can't read, spell, write (correctly), draw.

[x] Have a knick for loosing things (especially pens, pencils).

Total: 6/10

TOTALS

VAMPIRE: 7/9

ZOMBIE: 6/10

GHOST/PHANTOM: 8/10

GHOUL: 5/10

SHAPESHIFTER: 8/10

DEMON: 4/10

Demigod: 6/10

Wow. I'm a Ghost/Phantom that can shape-shift XD


You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!

You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Forks, I say Camp Half Blood!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! PERCY JACKSON PWNZ


Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.


BLONDE LOGIC (A/N I'm not a blonde)

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!

March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!

June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??

October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!

What a year!


What a TRUE boyfriend would do for you:

When she walks away from you mad, Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, dont look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00 am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

If you post this in the next 4 minutes you crush will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.


Awww...luv this. If you're a female who thinks this is sweet, copy and paste to your profile.

I am a writer, not your grammer teacher.

If you do not like me say it to my face, not behind my back, so when I kick you I have a good shot.

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

Break my Heart I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.'

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re-post it?


When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Love comes in many colors

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Love your enemies! It really pissess them off!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive I just don't care

The voices in my head don't like you

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, what's the fun in that?)

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

-When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

-I'm going to give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain; I need that.

-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

- Excuse me have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

-I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

-Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-Tell the truth and run, fast

-If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

-Education is important. School however, is another matter.

-I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder...

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over

If you know me, chances are you hate me.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away…

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bull crap."

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

You call me crazy like it's the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.

If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

When you said you hated me I felt all fuzzy inside. I wonder why.

If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.

Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent

When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you screwed me over I meant I was going to kill you

It's a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name

I once believed I could fly. The broken neck proved that theory wrong and it wasn't even my neck

"Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit your ass down. Can't face me? Then turn the fuck around!"

Sarcastic! Me? Never!

If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what's sign two?

If you don't like me there is nothing I can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you

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Reason by serenity-touched reviews
Sakura has just started her new life in college. Of all the places... why is her ex-teacher sitting next to her in class? KakaSaku. Modern day AU. Chap 49 up. Chapters 1-16 edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,970 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 8/13/2011 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
Smile by Otakunicorn reviews
The little girl with the red rose has grown up, but will Garry realize who she is when she is in his class? Does he even remember? Teacher-Student relationship, M for good measure. I do not own this wonderful game or any of it's characters!
Ib - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
The one for me by YamiYugi4ever reviews
"I… I just want to make sure I'm the one you care for the most." With all the girls after Kazuto, Asuna wonders if she really is that special to him. AsunaKirito, lemon.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.] - Complete
Who Said He is Not Manly by kiriHa1367 reviews
Whoever mentioned that Hyoudo Aoi is not manly should trade places with Kiniro Mayu. Because the "behind-the-camera" Aoi-chan is someone, you would never expect. AoixOC. One-shot. Rated M for obvious reasons. You have been warned.
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Aoi H. - Complete
Ikuto's Heat by Heidi'sWildFire reviews
Amu has finally graduated high school when Ikuto appeared one night coming in thru her new apartment bedroom window. Breathing hard he looked at her with hungry eyes. Pinning her against the wall he confessed that he was madly in heat and needed her to ease his pain. What will Amu do to this sudden confession? Warning: Full of lemons! Enjoy! :)
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Purple Roses ((currently being re-wrote)) by Humanitys-Shortest reviews
Seven years later after Ib and Garry left the horrific gallery of Guertena; Garry finds it hard to hold his true feelings away from Ib, and Ib loves Garry; not like she loves sweets, reading and her parents. She loves Garry in a much different way... Purple Roses appear at many significant, memorable moments of their life's...Purple being the colour of their roses combined.
Ib - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,360 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
The Five Yen Wish by HurricaneKatty reviews
"I wish…" she tapped her chin thoughtfully before her smile grew more mischievous. "I wish that you'd do something that I'd never forget."
Noragami/ノラガミ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Hiyori I., Yato - Complete
Only We Know the Nightmare by StellaCrossVIII reviews
Its been eleven years of friendship. Ib is twenty years old now, and engaged. Garry doesn't appear to be too excited for her. Rated mostly for language, and the possibility of future chapters. I haven't decided if I want to write more yet or not.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
In Heat? by CrimsonHunger reviews
Ikuto has been acting strange ever since Amu's and his little scene; not being around for a couple days. Amu decides to ask him whats up. Once he visits she locks the windows, doors, and pins Ikuto on the bed. Bad move, things seem to heat up as Ikuto gets more cat like. ONE SHOT!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Tangled Tentacles by spike1970 reviews
Based on the Doujinshi Tales of Tentacle by Valssu. Rita agrees to help with a biological expedition to Kiev Moc, but soon finds herself involved in something more sinister. Rated M for sex, drug and alcohol use, language, and violence.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Flynn S., Rita M., Sodia, OC - Complete
strip poker by lizzie bobizzy reviews
The seduction of a Ayuzawa Misaki by a Usui Takumi via strip poker.
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Misaki A., T. Usui] - Complete
Love Comes In Unexpected Forms by Crescent Crane reviews
(Ib, Mad Father and The Witch's House Crossover) Dio's back and has two allies helping him. Viola and Mary are released from their prisons and Aya is on the run from something she doesn't know about and by the way, Ib and Garry are along for the ride too. Can this group of unlikely friends work together and keep each other alive long enough to have a Good End? Come in and find out!
Mad Father - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,026 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Aya D., Dio
The Morning After by XxEllexX reviews
When Asuna wakes up after her first passionate night with Kirito she surprises herself with a deep yearning for more. Stealing a small kiss, she is embarrassed to find him eagerly responding to her lips. A fluffy, romantic and extremely erogenous one shot about the morning after Kazuto and Asuna's first time. *LEMON*
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Birthday Gifts by XxEllexX reviews
Asuna receives a gift from her best friend Rika that leaves her blushing to no end! What will she make of such a gift, and what will that entail for Kazuto? Very fluffy plot line with descriptive love scene ;)! Two shot, long fic. *LEMON*
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Jealous by scarlet letters in the snow reviews
Ino wants to get Shikamaru's attention, but he doesn't like the way she tries to gain it. Or does he? XxOneshotxX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Trapped and Tentacled by Shika352617 reviews
Second request. The SBB are trapped and not alone. You know where this is going, so no description necessary. One-shot. Rated M for Sexual content.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Zelda/Sheik, Peach, Samus A., Wii Fit Trainer - Complete
Homework, Exams and All nighters by RavenRois reviews
After missing out on a lot of classes Shinichi was all stressed out trying to catch up with lessons, taking make up exams and homework. Good thing he had Ran to help him out with all this. One-Shot
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
Oh No! Tentacles! by seasprite15 reviews
On an average feudal day Kagome comes through the well and encounters a demon she won't forget! Graphic content warning!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Kagome H. - Complete
If There Be Thorns by skyr0cketaway reviews
With a slip of the tongue, Garry and Ib find themselves in a predicament. But perhaps things aren't all bad. Will they see the roses or just be pricked by thorns? / Aged up Ib AU
Ib - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Liquid Courage by LaurieHime reviews
Sometimes things just tend to happen, attractions occur and feelings appear. For Kakashi and Sakura those things hit them like a ton of bricks. Throw some good old alcohol into the mix and amazing things can happen. Pt.1 of the LEAVES OF CHANGE series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,959 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Steamy Rain by WhiteGloves reviews
Ran met Shinichi under the rain with Conan right behind her. Falling into despair and sickness, Ran disappeared! And when Conan went to search for her, he found out she was with the other Shinichi!/ ShinichixRan Pairing/ Rated M for latter parts/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
Red by scarlet letters in the snow reviews
What is black and white and red all over? Shikamaru's mind when Ino breaks in, but they are both in for a little surprize. R&R Rated:M! Use caution before reading if you do not like adult themes and extreme romance details.XxOneshotxX? Lemonlimesour.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
A Fun Sleepover by EvilBeowulf98 reviews
Amu is invited to a sleepover at Utau's and Ikuto's house, while Ikuto has also invited Kukai. What will happen? MA for LEMONS!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Ten Times Shikamaru Thought About Kissing Ino by Useless-Materia reviews
Chapter 11: Her Return: His gaze returned to her, no longer lazy, but serious and steadfast; "I have thought about kissing you every single day you've been gone. And you know why?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,300 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Second Chance by Coiled-Relic reviews
Ib left Gary in the painting... She talked to it everyday in hopes he heard her. What happens when she gets a job at the museum and ends up reunited with Gary? A second chance to fall in love, and get home together. GAry hasnt aged, but Ib has THEY BOTH 18 Rated M for Sex pretty soon!
Ib - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve
Kid's the Cat's Meow by cassie246 reviews
Blair thinks Maka is to stressed, and thinks she has the purr-fect solution for her. She casts a spell on Maka that will change her into a Neko when she is alone with the one she loves, and only one thing can reverse the spell. KidxMaka oneshot! LEMONS! First attempt at a lemon, plz comment and shizz. Sorry if it seems rushed.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Photographs by missmaryXDD reviews
Sakura and Sasuke are alone at his house. Sakura is checking photographs, Sasuke is sleeping and Itachi walks in, what could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
And It Hit Her! by desukashuri reviews
Kukai has been forced to work for Utau because he destroyed her phone with his soccer ball, then, when Utau's career is in jeopardy and she needs a fake boyfriend to disract the press she finds that Kukai just might be perfect for the job!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,071 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Kūkai S., Utau H.
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4893 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Summer Nights by cinnamon-san reviews
The sequel to 'Festival Days'But it's not exactly necessarily to read it. So, Sakura is busy trying to keep herself healthy, while having to deal with the hassles of breaking up with someone, and other problems that come along with that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Darkness that Never Came by StorySlave reviews
Sakura Haruno has always had a hard life and it got worse on her 17th birthday. Her parents were killed and she had to move to Konoha. All alone, she didnt think she would ever be happy again untill she mets Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love Has No Time Management by Music-To-Write reviews
Love is gentle, and kind, and takes its time. KakaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Deep Blush by Kakashi's Boo reviews
Deep Blush is a story about the gradual maturing of the relationship between former sensei Hatake Kakashi and his former pupil Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Cherry doesn't fall away from the tree by Ninufua reviews
A collection of one-shot stories that follows up " Future without a past". Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
She is Lavender Lily, the Secret Admirer by Apex Soldier reviews
When Naruto finds a note attached to his door, he's surprised to see that it's a love note! Hinata soon finds out it's all just a cruel joke by Sakura and Ino to leave Sakura alone. What will she do now? Will she stop them? Lemon at the end just because.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,531 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Birthday Gift by Kikushi reviews
Ino believes that she just got the best birthday present ever from her father. Now she feels really guilty about not getting Shikamaru one... Maybe her new gift can help her? ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Hard Feeling by ChloboShoka reviews
Advanceshipping fic. Satoshi and Haruka are on thier way to thier hotel room. They end up doing things that Satoshi's never tried before, although they've got to take the consequences. Voted best love/sex scene in 2008 by Serebii Forums.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/17/2008 - [Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka] Max/Masato, Pikachu - Complete
Future without a past by Ninufua reviews
Story about how some things remain unchanged even if you lose your memory
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Festival Days by cinnamon-san reviews
Sakura Haruno is busy trying to maintain a good job and school life, with added complcations and the love 'square' that begins to emerge between her ex-teacher and her classmates. Full of fluffy fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 46,896 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hotel Break by cinnamon-san reviews
One Shot - Kakashi x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Villa by Merry Sumi reviews
Dawn is given a free Villa at the Resort Area. But what does she think of the trainers that visit and their perverted stories? Warning: Tentacles and other forms of Hentai. Mature content.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Let Me Be by Here For The Win reviews
The Brawls, the contact, the excitement of life has been drained away from two people who - even though don't realizing it - strive to connect with each other. Why? Because life's no fun unless they have each other's presence.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Runo M., Dan K. - Complete
Utau's Christmas by RubyAngelFire reviews
Sion is back! Now Utau is jealous about Kukai hanging out with Sion. What will happen to their relationship? Will this be a serious problem for Utau? 2 CHAPTERS FINISHED! COMPLETED
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,487 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
Acceptance by cinnamon-san reviews
Renn and Torak, one shot, romance. Someone needed to do it at one point or the other.
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
Utau and Kukai by darkangel1302301 reviews
Kukai and Utau have been dating for a while when things start to get complicate. Utau is now staring in a movie with a hot actor and Kukai's x girlfriend is back. Will things change? Utau x Kukai and a little Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,966 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Utau H., Kūkai S.
Two month cruise by ayame1350 reviews
Utau, Amu and Ikuto all live together in one of the largest estates in the city, but when Ikuto and Amu decide to leave on a two month cruise, Utau is forced to live with Kukai. How will things turn out? KUTAU!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Utau H., Kūkai S.
Here I Am by LuxaLucifer reviews
Sakura is starting Sophomore year at an arts school. The students are weird, the music is old, and half the teachers scare Sakura, including her mother. Sakura loves the place, except for the jerk that teaches English. Eventual KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 138,333 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Your mine and I'm yours by animefan143 reviews
Takes place a little bit after Encore chapter 4. Kukai jealous of Ikuto again, what can Utau do to prove its a thing of the past? Please read and review. Kutau oneshot with slight Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
Forbidden Love by N.V.9 reviews
She was a duke's daughter. He was a merchant's son. Their love was never meant to have been but still it was. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Shikamaru N., Ino Y.] - Complete
Two Hearts Reunited by hironohime reviews
Conan came back as Shinichi Kudo and was about to confess his love to Ran when he found out that she is already married to someone else. What'll he do?. LEMON fic for Shinichi & Ran pairing.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
Ramen Love by cakepopramen-chan reviews
A love story between Shugo Chara characters, Utau Hoshina and Kukai Soma. It takes place after the ramen challenge during books 7- well I'll see where it ends. Most likely until the end, or maybe even extended!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
A Farewell in Ink by Lunar Maelstrom reviews
Utau is set to leave in the morning. She and Kukai spend their last night together writing of their love and goodbyes. On each other.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
Story Of Us by Half Angel Half Evil reviews
ONE-SHOT Kutau. Utau is sick of Kukai being a jerk to him. She can't find the right way to tell him how she feels. What if she writes a song about it instead? Song: Story of Us Artist: Taylor Swift
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
Heads or Tails by winni33 reviews
Souma Utau was about to leave to Paris to make her new debut. Kukai begs her to stay with a game. Heads or Tails
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Utau H., Kūkai S. - Complete
Jealousy by The.Adventures.Of.Super.Bunny reviews
Ino always HATED Shikamaru's fangirls. SHIKAINO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Better Than Me by nicthepunk reviews
He was getting married to someone else, and she didn't want to come between that. He deserved the happiness she was sure she could never give him, so she was willing to finally let him go for that purpose. But perhaps that wasn't in fate's intentions...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,829 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Ramen by Selestyna Arpa364 reviews
Utau is sick, so Kukai decides to bring her ramen
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Utau H., Kūkai S. - Complete
Shadow's Son by nine-orcids reviews
Shikamaru has gone to Suna to marry Temari, unknowing that he's left Ino pregnant with his child. what will happen when the couple return to Konoha to marry and they meet a brown haired blue eyed baby who looks exactly like the shadow ninja.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
A Magical Crush: Jake and Cecilia by Soccer-chan reviews
There's a new guy in town that has Cecilia's stomach fluttering. Jake doesn't like it too much.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Jake, Cecilia
Rubik's by Shikaino'Sakusasu'Kibahina4eva reviews
"Shika can't solve a Rubik's cube He is so not a GENIUS " she sang, skipping out of the door on to her merry way to spread the news.It was just that easy to defeat a genius.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Shikamaru's First Memory by Rockrgrl4 reviews
Shikamaru muses about his first memory and love interest Ino. When her team doesn't come back from a week-long mission, however, Shikamaru panics, and sets out to find her. Eventually leads to a confession and lemon. Totally adorable! Rated M. ONE-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Therapy by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
ShikaIno. I was tired of taking care of a drunk, broken Ino, but I couldn't stay away. "Kiss me back, I want to know how it feels when someone actually cares." If I kissed her, I wouldnt be able to stop. I kissed her. Shika POV, humor, threeshot, LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,652 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Girlfriend by VampHeart9123 reviews
Utau has always wanted to be more than friends with Kukai but he's dating Saaya the all time bad girl. An opportunity to express what she feels comes her way. But how will end? An Kutau song fic: Read and review to find out WARNING: Mild Language
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Utau H., Kūkai S. - Complete
Forever & Always by 40Mangax7 reviews
One-Shot! Utau is promised to be loved forever by Kukai, as long as he is loved back. Kukai unexpectingly moves away in second grade. 9 years later, Utau has just graduated and finds Kukai in the least expecting place.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
That guy by FableWhite reviews
special birthday fic for kukai:kukai and utau are having another ramen eating contest. but what they dont know is that they both actually really like each other.what will kukai do to become that guy.the guy of her dreams. contains a lot of fluff
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
I'd Come For You by AshleyTrecartin reviews
Sakura found Kakashi cheating on her with Anko of all people, hurt she's leaving him. It's up to Kakashi to convince her to stay, while trying to do that, her remembers some of the most memerable times he had with her. Will he be able to make her stay?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Long Day by Lillith-hime's Immortal Realm reviews
Utau's home alone, and bored. Suddenly, Kukai calls and asks to come over and chill. What will happen? AU - no charas RATED T GUYS T! NOT M! xD
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
Was It Just an Accident by kutiekeke reviews
Their mission was to simply spy and report back to their village,but things got scary when their enemies are getting suspicious. They had to change rooms Ino was left wearing a towel?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Let Me Love You by singdiva1794 reviews
Max is convinced that she isn't beautiful. How can Fang convince her otherwise? Major FAX. OOC Fang. Rated M for adult themes. No Lemons.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,535 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Perverted Girlfriend by Sinner1412 reviews
Instead of having Ikuto as the pervert, Amu is the pervert in this story. Ikuto is an average student and was suddenly confessed to by Amu in a very perverted way. How will their relationship develop?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Exes and Messes by an1m3.l0v3rs.gr4sp reviews
Ino/Shika One Shot. They had only begun dating, yet her relationship would be tested, along with her insecurities and flaws. Will their relationship survive the visit of an old flame?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Love on Set by o0IceDeathXx reviews
AU and bit of OC Kukai and Utau are in the top of the acting business, and are lovers in a movie shoot. But what is really their relationship, in places where eyes stare and times when none appear?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
A Sparrow in Snowfall by xXRandomnessPrevailsXx reviews
When Utau tries to save a sparrow on Christmas Eve and Kukai saves her from getting run over, what more could possibly happen? Slight Nikaido/Yukari, lots of Kutau. First attempt at a oneshot, so don't kill me. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Utau H., Kūkai S. - Complete
Christmas Wishes by StrawberryMii-Chan reviews
After not seeing Ikuto Tsukiyomi Amu has completely transformed herself. Now her family is going back to the Tsukiyomis for a Christmas vacation. Can Ikuto resist the foxy Amu?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
One Night by BarianQueen reviews
COMPLETE One night together was all it took. Jimmy and Rachel share a night of passion and love, and she finds herself pregnant a few weeks later. Will this make Conan finally tell her who he really is? JimmyxRachel Chapter 11: Final Lemon
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,428 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Ran M., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Playboy Meet Your Match by moonlesslife reviews
Sasuke is a rich playboy who cares for only two things: his friends and getting laid. Sakura is a poor girl who was raped and has a four-year-old daughter, Kin. Sasuke wants her, but Sakura fights back.Can hatred blossom into love? SakuraxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,729 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Darker Side by alitablake reviews
What if Kazehaya is telling the truth and isn't as kind and wonderful as everyone paints him to be. Forced Lemon
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Shouta K., Sawako K. - Complete
Somewhere Only We'll Know by loulou365 reviews
Shikamaru laughed staring at the ground ”You know Ino missing you isn’t the hardest part. Knowing I once had you that's what really breaks my heart.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
I Thought I was Heartbroken by SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl reviews
Ino thought she was heartbroken. She talks to Shikamaru and learns more than she expected about love and heartbreaks. Shikaino Oneshot collection now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,287 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
I Want To Be With You by thorny21 reviews
Shikamaru is devastated. What will happen to him now? Sequel to So You Won't Break My Heart Anymore. I do not own Naruto, only the story plot. As always please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
So You Won't Break My Heart Anymore by thorny21 reviews
Shikamaru notices something is different with Ino. Now he can't find her. What's going on? I do not own Naruto, only the story plot. As always please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Games are the best for passing time! by Otaku-for-life reviews
Kukai and Utau are waiting for a conference, so they play a few games to pass the time... Spur of the moment kind of onehsot! Kutau, and minor silliness!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Utau H., Kūkai S. - Complete
Only Practice by an1m3.l0v3rs.gr4sp reviews
Ino was trying to play match maker wit Shikamaru and Temari. But she was afraid that since Temari was an older woman, Shikamaru would need more ‘practice’ when it came to sex. So she placed it upon herself to help him out in that category.Ino/Shika Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
No one Special by Remyx reviews
This is my first fanfic. Please send me suggestions or comments. Shikamaru loves Ino, but Ino's life is filled with too many sorrowful events for her to see that Shikamaru was really her guardian angel all along, till that day. lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,330 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
I'm the Genius by Windesque reviews
Shikamaru is cloud-watching as usual when Ino comes for a talk. Oneshot fluffy thing. Ino/Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Undeviating Love by an1m3.l0v3rs.gr4sp reviews
He disappeared out of the face of their world, no clues, no body was found. He suddenly appears but he's not on her side of the war anymore. Betrayal and anger clouded her mind as she struggled to survive and protect her boys. Sequel to 'Out of Control.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,827 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Broken by J'ecris reviews
Dark SasuSaku. Sakura has been raped, and abused by alcoholic Sasuke but he really does love her... Warning:Rape,Language,Abuse,Sex scenes,Drunken Sasuke etc...more inside All reviews welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,649 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A JigSaw Puzzle by an1m3.l0v3rs.gr4sp reviews
Ino doesn’t want to lose to Sakura in finding true love; so lies and says Shikamaru’s her boyfriend. They come into agreement and keep a loose relationship so that the pretenses of a relationship are kept up. Ino/Shika One shot. Warning Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,335 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Secret Lovers by an1m3.l0v3rs.gr4sp reviews
Ino isn’t the type to stay in relationships. What happens when Shikamaru becomes one of her men, and she begins to have feelings for him? Shika/Ino Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Out Of Control by an1m3.l0v3rs.gr4sp reviews
Her life was empty, and her powers progressed dangerously out of her control. With Shikamaru gone on various dangerous missions, Ino was faces with countless war missions; spying, seducing and torturing with her progressing unknown powers... Ino/Shika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,954 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Avoid by an1m3.l0v3rs.gr4sp reviews
They fight all the time, especially about his smoking habits. Eventually even Ino get's tired of fighting and pushes away. What does Shikamaru do? One shot LEMON... Ino/Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
My Tweety by SaphireWaves reviews
After a battle, Utau wakes up in the hospital. She is shocked to see that Kukai's her best friend, Sanjo is her mother, there are no charas, and Ikuto isn't her brother. Was this some alternate world or was this reality? Kutau Utau's POV Minor Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
Ikuto's Gift by Sinner1412 reviews
Amu is having problems with what to get Ikuto for his birthday.Utau gave Amu a very good idea and decides to give Ikuto 'it'. Ikuto's gonna get one hell of a gift from Amu on his birthday. . .AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
The Rape of a Sakura by thedarkunicorn reviews
18 only. Itachi shows the true darkness in his heart and the lengths he is willing to go to to make Sasuke hate him. He rapes Sakura right before Sasuke's eyes, but the cruelest part is not that he did it, but in how he did it. SasuSakuIta SasuXSakuXIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Within His Crimson Eyes by thedarkunicorn reviews
Sakura is Itachi's prisoner. She soon learns that things aren't as they seem with Itachi, and her life as a prisoner was just a lie. She begins to see the real Itachi Uchiha. A little story dedicated to the great Itachi Uchiha. ItaSaku SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Time Well Spent by BarianQueen reviews
LEMON WARNING! Dr. Agasa makes a three hour lasting formula for Conan to change back into Jimmy, so that he can hopefully spend Christmas with Rachel. During that time, he shows Rachel how much he really cares for her, in some most unexpected ways.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Ran M., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Max, Fang & the Hotel Room Max's POV by druggface250694 reviews
Max checks the gang into the hotel. All the room partners have been decided and that leaves Max sharing a room with Fang. Do Max and Fang finally give in to temptation? Rated M 16 for sex and adult themes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Make It Good by Yaoifreak01 reviews
Yaoifreak: OMG! Sakura raped Sasuke! Rae: No. Sasuke raped Sakura. Y: What! Then what was that loud male scream of pain I heard? R: That was definitely a female scream, but I’m not so sure it was a painful one... MA. Plot. Smut. Yum Sum Series: Book Three
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,783 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Giving Up by mood ink reviews
Shikaino: Shikamaru and Ino are boyfriend and girlfriend. But then Shikamaru breaks up with her. How does Ino cope with it?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Blood and Blossoms by themodestmouse reviews
Sakura life changes in one mission and Kakashi is there for help. Rated M. Kakashi X Sakura New Chapter 20 up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,078 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
Strength Through Pain by thedarkunicorn reviews
Itachi decides that raping Sakura may push Sasuke even further and make him even stronger. Sakura learns that even in the depths of darkness, there is still hope and Sasuke is the one to bring it. Through this pain, Itachi gives him strength. Lemon, dark
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke&Sakura's Chatroom of Horrors by punctured-hearts reviews
This is what happens when Sasuke and Sakura are stuck, alone, in a chatroom together, late at night... there is 5 cans of pop, rape, pie, icecream, tomato's and much more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Not All Presidents are Diplomats by NecroQueen reviews
Kaichou wa Maid Meido Sama! Misaki goes to meet with Tora, as she does in the series, but in this version, Takumi doesn't save her in time from his perverted antics. Warning: this story is not for the weak. A full list of warnings is listed inside.
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Misaki A., Tora I. - Complete
In Love with a Boy I Never Knew by lemonsinyoureyes246 reviews
Sakura visits Obito Uchiha's grave. ObitoxSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sakura H., Torune - Complete
Sakura's Highschool Experience by saskesakura reviews
Sakura is attending her first year at leaf highschool. Sakura's Objective:No more cat fights with bitchy Temari, don't get raped by Itachi, pass Jiriya's sex class, lose virginity to Sasuke. chap 8 dedicated to xXMomoSamaXx. Chap 10 is not a rape scene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Someone in the House by Ray by Another Name reviews
Someone in the Kudo Mansion. Lemon in later chapters.Shinich x Ran Minor:Kazuha x Heiji
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
The Student's Rules by furryhatlover2543 reviews
Sakura is dating Gaara but she just moved in with Sasuke and his brother who is trying to rape her! Who will Sakura choose? Sasuke or Gaara? Or someone else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
If Only by Rustic Diamond reviews
If only things were explained beforehand. Maybe this wouldn't have happened... ShikaIno Oneshot Songfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
When Kakashi's Bored by SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl reviews
Kakashi is bored. What happens when he gets Naruto and the gang together...locked in a house for a month, doing embarrassing things. Pairs: Shikaino, Nejiten, Naruhina, Sasusaku. Don't own Naruto. CRACK!fic written in the bored nights of my younger 11 yr old self. (When Tsunade's Bored is not related.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,703 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Quiet Storm by IcarusT reviews
The death of Obito changes Kakashi's perspective on life. He pledges to fulfill Obito's dying wish to take care of Rin, and the two in turn become inseparable. Will they be able to keep their promises to Obito and...to each other?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,326 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin
Hiatus by Aryanne reviews
It's old news. Ino and Shikamaru. Shikamaru and Ino. Yeah. It's old news. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,141 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
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A Rising Prophecy
Apparently, Camp Half-blood and Camp Jupiter have more in common than they thought. Nike and Aurora prove that point. Hail, son and daughter of Apollo, god of medicine, archery, and prophecies . . .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,001 - Published: 5/26/2012
Shikamaru Nara's Story: The Beginning reviews
Shikamaru . . . a ninja of the Hidden in the Leaves village. He is well known through the villages for his excellent strategy and high intelligence . . . But his history is unknown . . . Why does he like to look at clouds? And why is he afraid of girls?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A.