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Joined 04-07-03, id: 366638, Profile Updated: 07-23-13
Author has written 5 stories for NCIS, Mass Effect, and Hobbit.

Woah I'm updating this. Hehe.

Alright starting with the basics

Fandoms: Currently Mass Effect, Star Trek, Dragon Age, NCIS, Hawaii Five-0, The Hobbit...Formerly: Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu Yu Hakusho, White Collar, Kotor, Star Wars, Castle, Naruto

Favorite Pairings/ My Ships: Kirk/Spock, Femshep/Garrus, Thorin/ Bilbo, Dwalin/Ori, Dwalin/Thorin, Femshep/Thane, Obi-Wan/ Qui-Gon, LSFRevan/Carth, Fem!Hawke(Mage preferably)/Fenris, Fem!Hawke/Anders, Fem!MageWarden/Alistair, Gibbs/ Tony, Steve/Danny, Castle/ Beckett, Kakashi/ Sakura

BTW I do have an account of AO3 so if you see these there than yes they are mine.

Now I am not a professional writer but I am a professional reader and I've been on this site for many years. If you want some recommendations on stories just go through my favorites (but I haven't gone through and cleaned them out, so it's also a go through at your own risk).

PM me if you like, it is open.

" For your born writer, nothing is so healing as the realization that he has come upon the right word."-Catherine Drinker Bowen


Now onto my stories

The Tale of Sean Pierce will be updated soon, I'm getting to the tough parts and I want it to be as authentic as I can. So no sexing in the story.

The Spectre and her Officer was written for the Mass Effect big bang, which ended in October but I wasn't allowing myself to post it here until I finished Chapter 12 of Sean Pierce. I also collaborated with a lovely artist, Nicole, who did a fantastic fan mix for the story.

Coming Soon:

*Updates*

Sean Pierce is being edited, completely. So I will be taking each chapter apart and update them. So by the time I am publishing chapter 15 I WILL have finished the rest of the story. I am going to finish this story. Almost finished with Chapter 2 and jumping onto chapter 4, some of the content of 2 will move to four. But all in all I feel it is a vast improvement.

(7/23) Apologies to those who are following Sean Pierce. I am working on it- I will finish it.

*New*

-Tentatively title Wrongfully Accused. It will be another Tony and Gibbs story. It is separate from the Sean Pierce series and I expect to have it up in two weeks time, depending on life. The summary is still a work in progress and I also don't want to spoil it. But it was inspired by Chapter 14 of Sean Pierce. Thanks to my Beta who helped me work through Writer's Block and come out of it with a chapter and another story. She rocks. Well that's all I can say for now. You can read chapter 14 and try to guess where the plot of Wrongfully Accused is. It is in there and not subtly. Will be in the NCIS Big Bang this year. So it will be published in October

- A series called the Tailgates & Tanlines 'verse. Featuring McDanno from Hawaii Five-0. However Danny Williams will in this story be a girl, Danielle Williams, so really not much a change there. Will feature about five stories, each of them is already titled and mostly plotted out but still have to be written. So that won't be published until the end of May at least.

-A look at Female!Tony (Always a girl btw). Will be a character study and it might delve into a romance.

I do accept fan art, fan mixes, and other collaborations. Just sayin'.



I have a tumblr now. Ask me anything, or bug me if that is your wish. I'll put story updates on there and maybe ask questions for help on somethings because my beta and I get into arguments sometimes and sometimes we need a third party to help us decide.

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You Have to Say It by Tacens reviews
Short episodes about the sacrifices you must make for interspecies love.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,271 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The First Conquest by anonymous moose reviews
The victorious king returns home from war, to find a broken home, and usurpers at his door. Post ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/8/2012 - U. Wrex
Settling by Kagomaru reviews
With underpopulation becoming an issue in Konoha, the jounin are forced to make a decision that will change the lives of everyone. Sakura's made her decision and Kakashi's still deciding. Epilogue now up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
After Party by xenascully reviews
Drunkenly written story of drunkenness. One-shot. Tony's thoughts can't be kept inside his head.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,155 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Serious by Zerbinetta reviews
When Misa gets dumped by Light because he wants someone "serious" to pursue a law career at To-Oh, the perky model decides to swap her Lolita outfits for law books and prove to her love that she is more than serious enough. DN/Legally Blonde, 2011-rewrite
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,777 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Misa A., L
Closer to Home by WarlordFil reviews
Falling in love is easy-it's staying in love that's hard. Shepard and Garrus' fight to reconcile their cultural differences is complicated by family and foes conspiring to tear them apart. Sequel to "Where Angels Fear To Tread." Partial story only.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,699 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Torturing a Prince by Defiant.Anjeru reviews
Re-uploaded. One-shots of Sebastian Vael, Prince of Starkhaven, breaking his vows of chastity. Many, if not most, pairings within. Requests accepted and encouraged. Ch 13 - Viscount F!Hawke hosts a dinner for her allies, Prince Sebastian and King Alistair. However, the political dinner takes a rather interesting turn after Hawke mentions Isabela's stories. Very NSFW.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,436 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sebastian V.
What's It Like? by Crocochoo reviews
Fem!Bilbo has synesthesia. Sounds are like touches for her. She learnt to live with it... and then Gandalf invited her on an adventure in the company of dwarves. Their voices torture her, especially the majestic voices of the Durin line, which inflames her to no end. Originally written for The Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,558 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Mass Assortment by MidnightWriter99 reviews
Collection of various mini-fills for the Kmeme. Fill 12: Moments - Sometimes Shepard just really needs a hug. Shakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Ask Shepard: An Advice Column by Shootingstar7123 reviews
A Galactic Enquirer online exclusive-Commander Shepard answers YOUR fanmail and questions in her very own advice column!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Things Change by MadSix reviews
After defeating the Reapers, Commander Shepard falls into a five-year coma. When she finally wakes, she finds she's lost more than time. Alternate ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,197 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Reminiscence by anonymous moose reviews
"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,927 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Cocoon by shinigami714 reviews
Bilbo dances, and unknowingly entrances, for a prompt on the hobbit kink meme. Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/Kili, Dwalin/Ori
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] [Fili, Kili] - Complete
Whatsername by SpyKid18 reviews
April's not bothered that Jackson is hooking up with Stephanie. Nope. Not even a little. JAPRIL
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2013 - April K., Jackson A. - Complete
The Threesome by mattmetzger reviews
Jim has, apparently, both a boyfriend and a girlfriend. Which he wouldn't mind so much if, you know, it was actually true. (Slightly crackish humour inside.)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hollow by shinigami714 reviews
Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, Starvation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Our Hobbit by PotatoCrumbs reviews
Bilbo and Thorin have a talk. Sequel to Queen of the Dwarves. Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Romance. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Pet Problems by Last Haven reviews
The actual sequel to Anniversary. Just because he changed back, it doesn't mean Arthur's life is any easier. Magic refuses to die, Alfred remains oblivious, and Arthur still has trouble with his feelings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wicked Twisted Road by Ellarose C reviews
-Meet me in the airport, I'll be humming hallelujah- This is the semidaily story of two teenaged boys' adventures through Europe, accompanied by an agent and a makeup artist. USUK. Sequel to 'The Baffled King And The Idiot Hero'. NOW COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,137 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Queen of the Dwarves by PotatoCrumbs reviews
"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
I'll Be Here by Kaleidelic reviews
It's that time of year again, the time where America hosts a party for his self-proclaimed birth date. And, naturally, England rejects the invitation, like every other year, only this time he has a little too much alcohol for his own good . . . and America's. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Standby by Car reviews
Arthur was never going to fly standby ever again. Sure, it was convenient that his brother was a pilot and could get him tickets a fourth of the price of a regular ticket, but that didn't do him any bloody good when he spent six hours at the airport because he couldn't get on a flight. Oh well, at least he could admire that cute American while he waited... USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Enlightening by theyleaveanote reviews
Irene Adler has come back. John acts like he's fine with Sherlock going to see her, but he finds himself wary, nervous, maybe...jealous? John can't shake the idea that something is going on between the two of them, which shouldn't upset him, really, because he and Sherlock are just friends. Right. And he's...completely fine with that. Yes. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Vulcan Tachycardia by mattmetzger reviews
There's something wrong with Spock, McCoy doesn't know how Jim graduated high school, and Spock isn't impressed. K/S/M.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Psychics aren't real, are they? SLASH by needtoknow400 reviews
Tony loses a bet with Abby. He is unenthusiastic about making good on his wager, until he finds out something interesting. How will he handle the information? SLASH Don't like, don't read
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,853 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
You Belong to Me by Mordinette reviews
Shepard makes a pass at Thane, but he turns her down. She tries to move on, gets drunk and starts to flirt with somebody else. Thane does not approve. Takes place in ME2. Rated M for language, alcohol use and sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - [Shepard (F), Thane K.] - Complete
The Secret Life of Commander Shepard: A Dossier by Shootingstar7123 reviews
Commander Tempest Shepard is a psychotic biotic, terrible at tech, a notorious drunk, and the galaxy's last hope. If she were to look herself up in the Shadow Broker's files, what would she find? It's 90% humor, 10% angsting, featuring a drunk Shepard, a tormented Miranda, and a budding Shepard/Garrus romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
Heat by some kind of harmony reviews
In the shower, Sherlock is overwhelmed with heat. Unrequited John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Unexpected Advantages of a Fun Fair by some kind of harmony reviews
A little girl carrying a teddy bear twice her size tugs on Sherlock's trouser hem, and John thinks it's just about the funniest thing he's ever seen.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Birthday Fantasy by Headbanger Rockstar reviews
Gibbs gives Tony his birthday present. WARNING: SLASH, Mild Kink, Play at work, OOC. Rated M-nothing graphic. One shot. Complete. Tony/Gibbs. Written for GotGoats' birthday.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Voice Like Velvet by theyleaveanote reviews
Months into being together, Sherlock decides he needs to conduct a bit of a survey to ensure he's pleasing John appropriately. John is satisfied in every aspect except - he lets slip that he wishes Sherlock would talk dirty. Rated M for naughty reasons and Sherlock's dirty mind. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Spice of Life by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England enjoy sex as a general rule. Then one night America requests that England uses his magic to allow them to act out kinks they couldn't normally accomplish. USUKUS, various kinks, deanon from kink meme, M for lots of smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Be Needed by theyleaveanote reviews
On a case, both widow and the dead man's daughter are flirting with John. Sherlock is very jealous. On their way home, they come across a dark alley. They're not in a relationship - yet. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wet by BaskingInTheSunshine reviews
"Sakura was wet. And it was all because of him. Hatake Kakashi." Just a little something that came to me. Fluff and a little cheese at the end. But it's good cheese. I swear. Please R&R! Rated for language and themes. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
No Shepard Without Vakarian by Inkess reviews
My version of the FemShep/Garrus romance throughout ME3. Follows the game's plot, but there are also alternatives. The final chapter is up! Includes EC stuff! (Complete.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,600 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
One Kiss by BaskingInTheSunshine reviews
Kakashi proves a point. Sasuke watches, flabbergasted. Rated for themes. This idea came to me, and I hope it is as funny as I thought it to be...I mean, I did write this in the wee hours of the morning...So, I hope you enjoy! Please R&R, that would mean the world to me. Criticism accepted! I hope no character is OOC, but oh well. Enjoy! Now edited and better!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Happy Ending by satsumio reviews
Repost. This is my take on the ending of ME3. Shepard had a team throughout all the games. She shouldn't face the end alone. Rating is M just to be safe. There's nothing that wasn't seen or heard in the games.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Fantasy by needtoknow400 reviews
Tony over hears Fornell and Gibbs talking about one of Gibbs sexual fantasies. A fantasy about someone Tony never expected.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Stress Relief by Letticiae reviews
Before Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian go "blow off steam" for the first time, Mordin gives the turian some important advice. Rating is M just to be safe.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Mordin S. - Complete
A Study of Dragons & Bagginses by Darth Stitch reviews
Or 20 Random Things about having a Dragon and a Hobbit living together in Bag End as flatmates. Sherlock-Smaug and John-Bo story. CRACKFIC.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H. - Complete
No Room for Nostalgia by Niamh St. George reviews
Set post-Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC. After Liara's visit, Garrus makes a… fairly significant tactical error. Shepard educates him. Takes place after the events in the Omega-4 relay, since that's... how I played it. Previous FemShep/Liara in ME1. Likewise, this is the same FemShep and Garrus as in previous two fics.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
In the Moments Between After and Before by Niamh St. George reviews
It wasn't something she would have necessarily considered before. Before Cerberus. Before coming back from the dead. Before Reapers and Collectors and a suicide mission that actually might be a suicide mission, this time. Before, Garrus had been Shepard's de facto second in command, and it was never, never a good idea to sleep where you worked. But the rules were different now.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
High Class Hostage by FortyFourReasons reviews
After the events of ME3, Garrus Vakarian wanders Earth, lost and purposeless...until possible redemption arrives unexpectedly in the form of a human infant. Vakarian/Shepard...sort of . Also includes post-ME3 histories of Tali and Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,481 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Legacy by anonymous moose reviews
"You ever wonder where your name comes from, my boy? Well, it's a pretty amazing story." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Undeniable by LadyCizzle reviews
Danny thinks he's going over to Steve's place to drink a few beers and watch the game. What he doesn't know is that Steve has other, more devious plans. McDanno. For you shadowdweller25, you know why.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Will of the Force by Rian Sage reviews
A between the scenes look at a journey of discovery. K1 walkthru where the past meets the present. FemRevan
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/18/2005
Damage Control by Rokubi reviews
Back aboard the Normandy, Garrus is faced with a bit of a problem. As it seems everyone onboard, regardless of gender or species, has taken up Normandy's favorite pastime; hitting on Commander Shepard. And, of course, Shepard is her regular oblivious self.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Across the Border by AngelDormais reviews
She's caught him, three times now since he's come up to the cabin, stealing glances at her hands.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Drift by artistic mishap reviews
While trying to board the Geth ship, Shepard discovers that even though the lies keep tumbling from her lips, she's really not fine.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Come by Arcadia Jones reviews
Prompt from the Kinkmeme. What exactly did Shepard say to Garrus that made him stay behind during her run to the Conduit?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Best Poker Night Ever by Minty-Nutmeg reviews
The water on the top deck has suddenly stopped working, along with the plumbing in the women's bathroom. Unfortunately, Shepard was in the middle of a shower. This is problematic. Fun little oneshot, ShepardxEVERYBODEH!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Shepard (F), James V., Kaidan A., Joker - Complete
Curiosity by quondam reviews
While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human. Originally posted on the MEK community on LJ.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Confessions by combatcrazy reviews
Gibbs lets a long kept secret slip while under the influence of a drug.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Pillow Talk by quondam reviews
Garrus and Shepard share some pillow talk the night after he rejoins the crew of the Normandy in ME3. Written for a prompt from MEK on LJ.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Processing Friendship by Floreal reviews
A small gift prompts Legion to go on a small quest of discovery. Rated T to be safe.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Legion, Shepard (F) - Complete
Powers of Observation: The Remix! by ellenscult reviews
Now with added prequel/sequel action! GIBBS/DINOZZO. In which Tony & Gibbs grow close, Tim figures out the clues and Abby is pissed. M for M/M sex but nothing horribly explicit.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Wish Resigned by Liete reviews
-UK/US, AU- 'This was why he could never meet anyone. He couldn't even look a potential love interest in the eye, much less hold a conversation. Not that he was regarding Alfred as a potential love interest.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Winner Takes All by tarysande reviews
When Shepard strolled into the lounge, wearing civvies and a smile, Garrus knew the time had finally come, whether they were ready or not. She'd lined them up in her scope and was preparing to take her shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Warm Abyss by MalayaKai reviews
Garrus does his best to get Shepard to let go and experience her first orgasm. Rated mature for a reason, graphic sex. MassKink meme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Galaxy's Oldest Profession by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Meme fill. To survive on Omega, you can only look out for yourself. Yet Shepard, a smart-mouthed hooker with a mean right hook, finds herself drawn into Garrus Vakarian's mission to bring justice to her home and the gangs who overrun it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Bucket List by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
(Part 1 of 4 in the series) Earth-born Shepard is spending her shore leave fulfilling an unusual bucket list item: driving cross country in an ancient muscle car. Only one Turian would be brave enough to go along for the bumpy, and surprising, ride. -FemShep/Garrus, post ME1-
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,045 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Pent Up by Akeeni reviews
Kink Meme Fill - Garrus sneaks into Shepard cabin to retrieve a datapad. Walks out a very confused Turian. Rated for Smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Safe by Akeeni reviews
Kink Meme Fill - The Turian Guard and Refugee Girl get married, remembering how they ended up in each other's arms. Rated for Smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
I'm Gonna Make You Beg by N7Commando86 reviews
Kaidan distracts Shepard during a meeting with the Council. Really, really distracts her.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Johnlock Theory by ThingsThatNeedThings reviews
'BBC Sherlock' Johnlock slash. Parts one and two in one chapter. John discovers Johnlock, only to find out Sherlock had started the fandom...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Shepard Code by quondam reviews
Set Post-ME3 where Shepard chooses Control. A hundred years after the Reaper War, a Turian ship captained by the grandson of Garrus Vakarian comes across a derelict Reaper inhabited by a hologram of Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Locked In The Main Battery by TurianRebel reviews
There are very few times that Garrus ever locks the door to the main battery. This is one of those times. Garrus/FShep smut. Obvious xenophilia warning. Originally posted on my deviantArt and my Garrus RP tumblr.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Beating Like A Hammer by skybound2 reviews
Garrus doesn't know if she is real, or a hallucination, but when Shepard storms back into his life on Omega, he finds that he doesn't much care. He just knows that he's not letting her go again, not if he can help it. -Another kinkmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Whistle While You Work by That'sNotMe reviews
Silly kmeme fill. Shepard and Vega start whistling one day as the crew relaxes after a mission. Liara wants to learn how, and Garrus simply can't wrap his head around it. A friendly moment among the crew. Implied Garrus/Fem!Shep.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Restless by anonymous moose reviews
Shepard is restless. Garrus is agitated. Vega just wants to do pull-ups. Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Before the Relay by That'sNotMe reviews
Before going through the Omega 4 relay, Garrus and Shepard have a night to remember. M for interspecies awkwardness. Fluff, too.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Cold and Lonely by Cheklov's Gun reviews
Abandoned by his so-called friends, Yugi leaves one night and runs into the person he least expects…but might also be the one who can understand. Discontinued, but adopted several times over.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Yami Bakura, Yūgi M. - Complete
The Proposal by anonymous moose reviews
He'd been putting it off, and when he'd finally worked up the courage to ask, their quiet moment was rudely interrupted. Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Exhibitionism by N7Commando86 reviews
Kaidan and Shepard have a "talk" after he accepts the Spectre position. One Shot. Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Hide and Seek by skybound2 reviews
During some downtime on the Normandy SR1, Shepard seeks refuge with a friend. -Just a little friendship/humor piece between F!Shepard and Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Talking Too Much by tarysande reviews
It was going to be a joke. At least, that's what she told herself as she opened her mouth and the words, "We could test your reach… and my flexibility," fell out.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Post Blue by Loethlin reviews
Shepard just wants Garrus to talk dirty to her during that date on the Presidium. Mass Effect Kink Meme Fill. Exercise in synesthesia, stream of consciousness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Get Your Game On by Natsuki reviews
Response to a masskink prompt. Appearances matter, particularly to turians seriously considering something more serious in a relationship. Garrus, his new armor and new casual clothes, and all the people quietly rooting for FemShep and him.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Friendly Fire by Pereprin reviews
Shepard struggles to maintain her composure as she prepares her crew for the Omega 4 Relay, finding solace at the Dark Star's bar. Unfortunately for Shepard, Garrus has no intention of leaving her to her destructive devices.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
No Contest by Spicy-obsession reviews
The commander could have anyone, but the point is that she doesn't.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Good Morning, Mrs Verner! by skybound2 reviews
There are four words that Shepard never thought she'd hear strung together in a sentence and directed at her, four words that will forever make her flee in panic and if she never hears them again it'll be too soon: "Good Morning, Mrs. Verner!"
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Conrad V. - Complete
Panic by drabsparrow reviews
Shepard has a panic attack in the corridor with no gravity getting onto the Geth Dreadnought in ME3. Garrus helps her regain equilibrium. Fluffy vignette.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
You Ass by shadowdweller25 reviews
Danno didn't know why he was surprised. The man was an animal and functioned by his own rules. So of course Steve didn't see what was wrong with this proposal. Slash. Steve McGarrett's Proposal collection.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Breakdown in Communication by N7Commando86 reviews
Shepard and Kaidan don't always see eye to eye. One Shot. Shenko
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
When Boredom Strikes by Marie-Fanwriter reviews
Shepard gets bored and decides to fix it, what happens when Garrus walks in on her? Plotless smut, no spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Magical Blunder by Defiant.Anjeru reviews
Garret Hawke was cursed upon Torpor's demise to turn into a woman every time he becomes aroused. How will this affect his friendships? Or his sexual, romantic interest in a broody elf? Little does he know the hex's true intent for him...now complete!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,942 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Before Mars by N7Commando86 reviews
This is a one shot set after Shepard is picked up on Earth and before they get to Mars, she has a confrontation with Kaidan. So very, very Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Cake by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
ME2. It's Shepard's birthday. Grunt finds out.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2012 - U. Grunt, Jack - Complete
Pineapples Killed My Neighbors by deews reviews
Hawaii has a zombie problem, and it's really messing with Danny Williams' workweek. / The world ends on a Tuesday, which Danny finds oddly fitting, given his history with Tuesdays. Primarily Danny/Steve. Complete.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,427 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Miscommunication by starrynight1213 reviews
Garrus is worried for Shepard; Tali is worried for Shepard; Shepard just wants to be left the hell alone with her chocolate. Cross-cultural miscommunications galore! GarrusxF!Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Revelations by ihearttony reviews
In an AU world where D/s relationships are common, Tony returns from being Agent Afloat to find his life unsettled. Will a case force Tony and Gibbs to deal with their feelings for each other, or drive them apart forever? BDSM/slash/hurt-comfort
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,444 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Ad Synesthesiae by BloodyMassive reviews
Masskink prompt fill. Something smutty inside the Geth consensus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Legion - Complete
Sherlock's Man of Endless Mystery by Asterie-Smiles reviews
When Sherlock hears that "love is an endless mystery", he concludes that falling in love would mean he'll never be bored again, and begins an internet dating mission. John follows from date to date, hoping he'll see that his ideal man is closer to home.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Edge Of Logic by GeekBastard23 reviews
When a snow storm hits DC, Tony and Gibbs are stranded in a room together with nothing to do but stare at each other. Gibbs/Tony Slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,194 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Aren't you glad? by LoyalNerdWP reviews
Sherlock notices that the flat is completely void of milk. He decides to tell John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dictations To A Kiss by some kind of harmony reviews
In which Sherlock makes use of Irene's services. So to speak. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tentacle Lover by Chi Kyoku reviews
Garrus goes out for drinks with his C-Sec co-workers on the Citadel, and one of them makes the mistake of insulting the commander. Unfortunately for him, turians don't take that sort of thing lying down.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/7/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Reason To Kiss by laichi-star reviews
"Just…don't simply kiss another guy again, okay?" "What if we need to learn another language again?" "I will find a way to prevent it." "And what it may be?" "You'll see." **sets after 'Trouble in Tokyo'**
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
The Very Long Night of Kaidan Alenko by Selkit reviews
Kaidan and Garrus have a sane and rational discussion about the woman they both love. Takes place after ME 2. Shepard/Garrus, past Shepard/Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kaidan A., Garrus V. - Complete
Dossier: Shepard by Chi Kyoku reviews
Notoriously poor driver, whether of military grade tanks or civilian vehicles. Cannot cook cuisine more advanced than microwave nutri-gel. Known allergy to dogs and varren, correctible with medication. Highly susceptible to sunburn. Approach with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
It's A Human Thing by Chi Kyoku reviews
"As the Mako trundled through hours of dark subterranean tunnels, winding its way back to the surface, Shepard fell asleep on his shoulder." Shepard's driving is even worse than usual. When Garrus convinces her to let him take over, he finds out why.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Never Go Up Against Your Father by ellenscult reviews
When a Bet is On The Line Gibbs finds out he's been dating Tony for nearly six months, then finally figures out he'd like to keep doing it; or, How Tony Gets Everything He's Ever Wanted. Gibbs/DiNozzo, MA.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
What men want by Elehyn reviews
A spell failed and here we are. Harry begins to hear what every man is thinking, and his potions mastermind is far from what he had ever imagined. Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,257 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Storytellers by melpomenewrites reviews
The story of Shepard's life, turned into nighttime story many parents across different species tell their children.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Do You Think of Me by cvreitzer reviews
Garrus is too old to have a crush, much less one on his human commanding officer. All his logic doesn't stop the fact that he's hopelessly hooked on her. His only hope now is to play it cool so she doesn't find out. Mass meme fill, three chapters long.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
I Think I Love You by cvreitzer reviews
Merrill's teasing words force Fenris to face what he's been fighting all along. Oneshot fluffy fill for the dragon meme.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Delirium Trigger by Solain Rhyo reviews
Garrus has made no secret of his desire for Shepard; as much as she wants him in return, there's still the small matter of saving humanity from the Collectors standing in their way. FemShep/Garrus. Rated for sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,200 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Scary Movies and Ahoges by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
America and England watch a scary movie. Upon America freaking out, England discovers a very interesting trait about Nantucket. What will he do with this new discovery? UKUS; Rated M for language and smexy times. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Day of Admiration by Zeden reviews
Every year there was a citywide holiday known as the Day of Admiration. The people of Kirkwall would honor a person they admired by mimicking their appearance. Fenris/FemHawke/Varric
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Fenris, Hawke (F)
Partners Like You and Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, infamous Spectre Garrus Vakarian is resurrected by a shadowy terrorist organization. While recruiting a team for a suicide mission, he crosses paths with a figure from his past life-the Archangel. Fourth of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by Teenage Mouse reviews
He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,467 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Cold December Night by Car reviews
All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Critical Mission Failure by MidnightWriter99 reviews
When a mission on the edge of the Terminus systems goes awry, Garrus has figure out and fix whatever is going wrong - unless he wants to relive this day over and over and over. Fem!Shep/Garrus, Team. Post ME2. Fill for Kmeme.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Voice by Teenage Mouse reviews
Astronaut Alfred F. Jones goes into space for 18 months. While he is up there, he gets to know a voice that talks to him through his earpiece. Should he let himself fall in love or will The Voice disappoint him when he gets back to Earth?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Soulmate by Teenage Mouse reviews
Twelve year old Arthur decides to try a spell to find out the identity of his soulmate. Hints at USUK in the future, but they're just kids at the moment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/13/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
My Name is Jim Kirk by mattmetzger reviews
If Jim can't quit drinking, then he's never going to be able to fix his life and apologise for what he's done - to his boss, his colleagues, his friends, and most importantly, his ex-boyfriend. His name is Jim Kirk - and he's an alcoholic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,679 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay by Darth Stitch reviews
So Danny's moved in with Steve. And they're trying to get along and not kill each other. Of course, the "how long have you two been married" jokes are flying. Danny tries to prove them wrong. Slash Steve/Danny.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Photographs SLASH by needtoknow400 reviews
At an Art opening Gibbs sees some photographs that captivate him. Slash Gibbs/Tony Don't like don't read.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
You've Got Mail! by Loethlin reviews
In the aftermath of Horizon, Shepard is stressed out and sad. Normandy's crew is trying to take care of her, in quite a roundabout way. Yet another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Yay, won an award for this one!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sexy by Xanthe2 reviews
Tony's known Gibbs a very long time – but not as long as Gibbs has known him.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
First Kiss by Smehur reviews
Turians must find human lips fascinating, don't you think?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Game of Cards by Smehur reviews
Garrus and assorted crew talk about cross-species intercourse over a game of cards.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Garrus V. - Complete
In Your Arms by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Hawke is in love with Anders but is so shy she can barely speak a word when he's in the room. To help cope, she visits him in the guise of a cat who he befriends and confides in. Now all Hawke has to do is make sure he doesn't find out her secret!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Distractions by Loethlin reviews
Sleepy Commander Shepard just wants to catch a break, but a call from The Illusive Man interrupts her and Garrus. Mass Effect Kink Meme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
But aren't you by cvreitzer reviews
Fenris is Hawke's gay best friend. They do everything together. There's only one problem. Fenris isn't gay.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Who Would You Do? SLASH GibbsTony by needtoknow400 reviews
A game of Who would you do leads to more than Tony could have ever expected. Slash Gibbs/Tony Don't like don't read.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Aliens are Weird by KiwiDayDreams reviews
AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
20 Facts About the McGarrettWilliams Wedding by Darth Stitch reviews
20 Random Facts About the McGarrett-Williams Wedding. Because only Steve and Danny would be arguing about everything from the proposal to the actual ceremony. Silly fluff. Slash. Steve/Danny.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Why the Navy SEALs Are Men's Sexual Heroes by TB's LMC reviews
Whether you think the Danny and Steve pairing is bromance, romance or anything else on the spectrum of things it could be is irrelevant, because this? This is why Steve McGarrett drives Danny Williams insane.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Unanticipated Outcomes by brytewolf reviews
Jim finally has Spock where he wants him. But not even his wildest fantasies could prepare him for this.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Bell'Italiano by Shibby-One reviews
England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Night Shift by jhoom reviews
While wandering the ship one night, Shepard stumbles upon Garrus sleeping in the Main Battery. What will she do? And how will Garrus extract his revenge? Mass kink fill. First chapter rated T for language, second chapter M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Further Surprises by inthenightside reviews
Masskink request for some sort of continuation to Unexpected, where requester asked for a threesome between F!Shepard, Garrus and the turian Councillor.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Councilor Valern - Complete
Birth of an Heir by Orlissa reviews
Zutara Week 2011 day 7: Caught. The Fire Nation has a whole lot of traditions considering the birth of an heir. But it's a completely different question if the Fire Lord and Lady want to keep to these traditions…
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Gonna Get Over You by randomlvr1 reviews
In anticipation of Alfred F. Jones's new album, coming out in stores next month, we'll be hosting a live podcast where he'll give his fans an exclusive preview of his album's content. Tune in here tonight at 7 pm EST, and don't miss out!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Storybook by moodiful819 reviews
When Sakura was given her first godmother assignment, she had been expecting a lonely young orphan with evil step-relatives who was friends with mice. What she got instead was a perverted, unmarried, over-the-hill prince. Kakasaku. -Cover by dimisfit-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Interrogation Tactics by jhoom reviews
Mass kink fill. Shepard finds Garrus' old C-Sec cuffs and decides to use them to her advantage and find out why Garrus has been avoiding her. M for smutty goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Storybook Love by Darth Stitch reviews
After a harrowing case, Steve can't sleep. Grace takes it upon herself to tell her Uncle Steve a story, and maybe hit both her favorite uncle and her Danno with Clue by Fours at the same time. Slash. Steve/Danny.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Zero G by Ahrk reviews
For Commander Shepard, this day has gone from bad to worse. But maybe Garrus can make the most out of an extremely bad situation. Fem!ShepxGarrus, rated for mature language and sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3452 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Polly Want a Cracker by Car reviews
England learns the hard way that keeping a bird that mimics sounds in his bedroom is probably not the best idea in the world. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Floriography: The Language of Flowers by twisted-sheets reviews
US/UK fics about flowers and their meanings. A chance encounter in the kitchen may be the only chance America would ever have to figure what his feelings truly are, and what he really wants. Last chapter!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
5 Things Danny Does Not Know About Steve by Darth Stitch reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Steve is trying to hide Certain Things and Danny may or may not be swimming deep in Denial. Pre-Slash. Crossover w/ The A-Team.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
The Things Men Do On Summer Nights by ellenscult reviews
Tony's in a motel room & must be dreaming. Or has Gibbs really surprised him? WARNING: Gibbs/DiNozzo PWP, contains explicit m/m sex. Don't like, don't read.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Shepard Loves Aliens by Ms Morpheus reviews
Oneshots. Kink. Shepard has sexy encounters with various Mass Effect characters: Nihlus, Tali, Wrex, every turian I can get my claws into... you get the idea. Final chapter: Garrus, darkly.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,997 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Garrus V., Nihlus K. - Complete
On This Cross by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
Before Voldemort, there was Tom Riddle. Harry is sent to the past in order to locate Voldemort’s weakness only to find himself falling in love…with Riddle. SLASH YAOI HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,883 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Third Time's the Charm by TheShoelessOne reviews
And when you add a Detective Inspector to the mix... Triquel to Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot. John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, DI Lestrade - Complete
The Joke is Better the Second Time by TheShoelessOne reviews
Sometimes the joke gets funnier the more you tell it. Sequel to "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot". John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Lighthearted by Sarcasm Turtle reviews
A series of mostly humorous episodes, starring Karina Shepard, the sassy, sarcastic savior of the galaxy, and everyone's favorite gentleman assassin. FemShepxThane.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,569 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Anniversary by Last Haven reviews
Six months ago, Arthur ran afoul of fae that turned him into-of all things-a cat; Alfred then saved Arthur from starving on the streets. Today, Arthur admits something to himself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Drunken Fun by jhoom reviews
While the crew parties at Afterlife, Garrus has a little too much to drink and needs Shepard's help getting back to the ship. But when they get back, is Shepard really just going to pass up this opportunity? Masskink meme fill. M rating for lemony goodnes
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Like the Sun by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
Hawke was tough. She was witty. She was sweet. Now she's tranquil. Fenris/FemHawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
The Deception Conundrum by BuildingAnEmpire reviews
Leonard does something Leonard would never do. Leonard/Penny/Priya
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Leonard H., Penny
A Female Tony SLASH GIBBSTONY by needtoknow400 reviews
Gibbs is dating someone. She reminds the team of someone else. I wrote two versions of this story.This is the first version. GIBBS/FEMALE and GIBBS/TONY
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Undone by Solain Rhyo reviews
Furious at her decision to let Anders live, Fenris corners Hawke in order to deliver his retribution. FemHawke/Fenris. Rated for violence and sexual content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Without You There's No Me by LadyCizzle reviews
When Steve realizes his feelings for Danny are more than friendly he decides to transfer Danny back to HPD for his own safety. But even the best intentions can have disastrous outcomes and Steve is about to find out the hard way. McDanno Oneshot
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Ankomst by Solain Rhyo reviews
After three years, Fenris has decided to lay claim to the woman he'd loved and left, if only she'll allow it. FemHawke/Fenris. Rated for sexual content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
You Have The Right To Remain Mine by LadyCizzle reviews
Danny knew that Steve was a control freak. He just never figured him to be extremely possessive as well. Pairing-Possessive!Steve/Danny. Part One in the Mine series that will always feature a Jealous!Steve.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Playing Catch by virusq reviews
A traditional bonding ritual goes wrong when Shepard misinterprets Krogan ideals.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Shepard (F), Mordin S. - Complete
Simply Be by Jackie Almasy reviews
In Hawke's time of need, Fenris is no where to be seen. Angered by his absence, Anders and Varric make an attempt to rectify that mistake. Female Hawke/Fenris. Game spoilers present!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Quartet in DA Minor by strangegibbon reviews
Dragon Age one shot because I'm A Bad Person. Hawke's proposed night of passion doesn't go exactly as planned. Very silly and a bit slashy. F!Hawke/Fenris/Anders/Merrill
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Books and Firelight by silvergryphon06 reviews
It's amazing what a little lesson in reading can turn into... F!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Blue Eyed Monster by Lywinis reviews
Sebastian can't control his jealousy when Hawke appears at the head of the stairs wearing something she shouldn't for a night of cards at the Hanged Man.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
Snap by mattmetzger reviews
Jim loses his temper with Spock - and things get ugly. Established K/S, warning for swearing and violence.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Home by WastedHeart reviews
After blowing off steam with Garrus, Shepard gets cold feet. She decides they should just be friends, but how long will she be able to deny the depth of her feelings for him? Complete. Sequel 'Where You Belong' now up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,962 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Chrysalis by Drovenich reviews
America contemplates the facade of idiocy he's always worn for the world and all the consequences associated with it. Unfortunately, the alternative just might be worse. One Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/12/2011 - America - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by strangegibbon reviews
The night before the suicide mission and it's decision time for Shepard. F!Shepard/Thane, F!Shepard/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Shiny Beads by noobcake reviews
Garrus is injured on a mission and behaves strangely afterward. A kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Terms of Endearment by LadyCizzle reviews
When Danny gets mad at Steve for calling him Danno yet again Steve has no choice but to let Danny in on a little secret. Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams pairing. Slash
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Broken Legs and Paranoia by PockyPhoto reviews
She thought it was nothing more than flirting. Kakashi/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Wake Me Up Before You Go by Mousme reviews
Danny's torn ACL is hurting a lot more than he lets on, which leads to serious unforeseen consequences. Written for 10 hurt comfort for the prompt "overdose."
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Self Sabotage by PockyPhoto reviews
He found out the hard way, by ruining himself first. And her boyfriends. Kakashi/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Times John Woke Up Next to Sherlock by TheShoelessOne reviews
and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Aloha Oe by ballistics belle reviews
"Is this the part where I'm supposed to get all weepy and declare my everlasting love for you?" "No I think this is the part where I sweep you up into my arms and lay the climatic kiss on you and ask you to wait for me." Established Steve/Danny
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,122 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
The 6 Clichés Fic by ellenscult reviews
A story in 6 clichés. Gibbs/DiNozzo. Contains explicit m/m sex. Don't like, don't read.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Hawaii Heat by Mousme reviews
Danny stays out a bit too long in the Hawaii sun, leaving Steve to deal with the aftermath. Just a little plotless h/c with a side-order of very, very mild slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Resolve's Reward by brytewolf reviews
Jim has been dropping hints left and right for months, but Spock just doesn't get the clue. It takes an unexpected encounter at a club for Jim to finally get through that thick Vulcan skull.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Face He Remembers by Hermia S reviews
Written as a Secret Santa gift for LJ's Mass Effect community. Kaidan Alenko discovers that Shepard is cheating on him with Garrus Vakarian, though it's in a way that hurts even worse than being told to his face.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
On Deception by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An intelligent moron by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Female reporter used 'seduction'. It wasn't very effective. Just some sexual innuendo's that Alfred doesn't understand. "I want you to take me." "...Take you where?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/16/2010 - America - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
The Confession by Rose Malmaison reviews
Gibbs and Tony are stuck in an elevator and talk about Tony's sexual exploits with almost everyone he has ever met. Three chapters of slashy stuff, romance, adult language and situations and a bit of humor. COMPLETE. Might write sequel.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
The Handyman's Dream by Rose Malmaison reviews
When Tony's apartment is in disrepair, he is forced to find an alternate place to stay on a cold winter night. He turns up on his boss's doorstep as a last resort. Tibbs slash. COMPLETE but sequel to come sometime.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Would You Like Cheese With That? by sesheta255 reviews
The SR2 boys and Jack go out for a night of male bonding so they can demonstrate the fine art of pick up lines. Why does Kaidan have a bad feeling about this?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Second by ElectricZ reviews
ME2-When Shepard is off the ship, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's command. They look to Garrus to replace her as XO, but Garrus isn't sure mutiny is the answer. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah, Jacob T. - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Crushed by Car reviews
England fumed. France smiled. "Since it is obvious you are head over heals crushing on young Amérique, I shall leave you to your attempts at romanticizing our sweet idiote hero."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
First Date by WastedHeart reviews
Shepard brings Garrus along with her to an official council dinner on the Citadel but gets bored out of her mind. Mid-way through the evening she decides to have a little fun with her date...Rated M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Complications by WastedHeart reviews
Garrus tries to undress Shepard for the first time but ends up being completely mystified by her bra, cue much awkwardness and confusion. Originally written to fill a Masskink request.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Thoughts and Deeds by scooter13 reviews
When Shepard ended it, Thane gave her distance. When he finds out she's still thinking about him, however, he needs to do something about that. MassKink fill, so very M. Waring: Non-Con at first.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Hard Times and Strange Minds by Car reviews
"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - America, England/Britain
Show and Tell by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
"This is Steve" Gracie stated as Steve nervously shifted his weight from one foot to the other. "He's my daddy's new health risk."
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Some sort of twisted blessing by spoodle monkey reviews
Spoilers for 1.04- In which Mary sees what everyone else can see, except the boys. SteveDanny slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Cover My Eyes by brytewolf reviews
When I see you walking with her/I have to cover my eyes/Every time you leave with her/Something inside me dies What is it like, to love someone you can never touch, because they are already in love with another? Jim's been living that nightmare.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lost Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, Garrus Vakarian dies in the wreck of the Normandy. As C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard struggles to learn to live without him, a shadowy figure is arranging for his resurrection. Shepard x Male Turian. Third of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Primal Aggression by Superficial Faith reviews
Garrus did always like practical women.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Hate This and I'll Love You by TheProblematique reviews
A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
First Impressions by Skadiyoko reviews
Meeting your country for the first time is exciting! Especially when you walk into your office and he's making out with someone on your desk! ...Wait, what? Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
To You, I Belong by brytewolf reviews
After getting into a bet with Sulu, Kirk finds himself trying to seduce Spock, whom Kirk believes hates him. But he finds out what Spock feels for him is certainly not hate.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Vulcan Catnip by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Jim's mind is most dynamic - like Vulcan catnip. His melds are addictively pleasurable for young, hormonal Vulcans - but Spock will not stand for others touching what should be his. Featuring oblivious!Jim and possessive!Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 184 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
To Fall by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
Garrus gets into a bit of trouble while on the Citadel. Shepard has to go rescue him and finally asks about his strange behavior. Garrus/Fem!Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Improved Relations by noobcake reviews
The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Night is Full of Stars by Alairas reviews
The Blight is over. Jessimyn Cousland is faced with the dilemma of where to go from here, trying to balance her duty to her family, her nation, and her king. Cousland/Alistair/Zevran/Leliana/Fergus/Lots of Originals. Rated M for violence and sexual scenes
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 361,890 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Cousland - Complete
Allies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, Council Spectre Garrus Vakarian is recruiting for a mission against a rogue Spectre-and his top choice is C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard. AU,2 chapters, Sequel to "Enemies Like You and Me," Second of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Damn Fine Afternoon by skybound2 reviews
Garrus, Zaeed, and F!Shep encounter a fic cliche while out on a mission. This is response to a kinkmeme prompt and is NSFW!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Zaeed M. - Complete
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Twisted by proflig8 reviews
Garrus doesn't understand why his commander would want to engage in such frivolous things with him, but he's never tried it with a human, and if it makes her happy ... he'll give her the best damn game of Twister she's ever played. One-shot, Garrus/fShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Happy Accident by noobcake reviews
Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Conquests of a Failed Gentleman by Pippin's Socks reviews
Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Shoe Is On The Other Foot by arysani reviews
Garrus/femShep species swap written for kinkmeme on LJ - but it turns out that when everyone has hangups about interspecies relationships, there is less fun and more soul-baring conversation.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Stepping Out of the Shadows: II by ellenscult reviews
Out in the Open: Tony and Gibbs deal with the immediate consequences of becoming dom and sub. Sequel to Stepping Out of the Shadows I: A Life Lived Undercover. Gibbs/DiNozzo. AU, BDSM-verse, contains explicit M/M sex. Now with a sequel of its own!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,400 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
What, No Balloons? by Laine3112 reviews
After a paperwork bungle mistakenly declares Tony dead, the resulting bureaucratic craziness has far-reaching ramifications. Can NCIS Personnel have Tony declared "alive" before Gibbs kills him? Tony/Gibbs Friendship - Inspired by S1 Marine Down
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Taken by Richefic reviews
When the team is captured Tony makes himself a target for torture but Gibbs ends up being the one who needs rescuing.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,221 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Stepping Out of the Shadows: I by ellenscult reviews
A Life Lived Undercover: Tony lives to be Gibbs' beta, but that means hiding being a sub. Sequel to Look but don't Touch by luna altyerre on LJ's ncis spankyfic. AU - set in a Xanthe-esque BDSM-verse. Gibbs/DiNozzo, lots of angst. Now with sequels.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Stand Beside Her and Guide Her by Car reviews
The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/10/2010 - America - Complete
Where Angels Fear To Tread by WarlordFil reviews
Death changes things. When Commander Shepard tries to tell her old friend what he means to her, she finds out that her own thoughts about him have changed. Garrus/FemShep. ME 1 and 2 spoilers. T for innuendo and cussing. COMPLETE. Sequel: Closer to Home
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,623 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Wet Dreams by GibbsGirlAbby reviews
Tony finds a picture of Gibbs and, well, it's Tony.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Confessions and Lamentations by Selkit reviews
Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,181 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Worst Hangover Ever by Xysnei reviews
After a night of heavy drinking, Shepard wakes up to find her squad sleeping in her room. Naked. What happened? Thane knows. Crackfic, done on request. Reviews are very much appreciated.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Culture Shock by Conna Stevenson reviews
Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Love and the Logical by randomlvr1 reviews
Ten situations in which America just does not make sense, and Arthur deals. From the absolutely ridiculous to the downright exasperating, Arthur learns that to love doesn't necessarily mean to make logic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, England/Britain
Powers of Observation by ellenscult reviews
Tim starts noticing little things about Tony and comes to a startling conclusion. Warning: Gibbs/DiNozzo. If you don't like that sort of thing, don't read this. ETA: Now available with prequel/sequel action in Powers of Observation: The Remix!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
In the Heat of the Shower by MJ Huwaine reviews
Things are a little different at home now that Markle has a new friend to stay with. Sophie has changed without realizing but Howl's caught on. Sophie takes a shower to clear her thoughts and gains a visitor. RxR. Dedicated to SailorTasuki19
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sophie H., Howl - Complete
Girls' Night by Atiaran reviews
Shepard and Kasumi share a girls' night. Hair is done, chick flicks are watched, and there's a bit of talk about Garrus. Light and fluffy. Shepard identifiers: Fem!Shep, Paragon, Earthborn, Sole Survivor
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Shepard (F), Kasumi G. - Complete
Promises, Promises by Mooncatcher reviews
..."Has it ever occurred to you that we now act exactly like a married couple?" USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/30/2010 - England/Britain, America
Everything We Couldn't Say by Corinne Jane reviews
Sometimes it hurts to say what you feel more than it does to actually feel. Both Gibbs and Tony know this all too well.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Some Days It's Not Even Worth It by Suppi-chan reviews
Jim still sort of likes away missions, even so.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Losses by Miri1984 reviews
Four years after the Blight. Miranda and Alistair deal with challenges to their throne and their relationship. Rated M for later chapters. Politics and Intrigue and other fun stuff, but starts with a fair bit of angst and sadness - you are warned!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,017 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
With My Tail In the Air by Suppi-chan reviews
The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Floor One, Floor Two by Hermia S reviews
ME kink meme fill: Jack's comm unit gets frazzled, so Shepard and Thane have a little fun.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
If You Need Me by Thessili reviews
Commander Jane Shepard has been gone for two years and everyone she had known has moved on. When even Kaidan lets her down, her old friend Garrus is still there, standing by her side.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,954 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Window by Katerina Kintari reviews
Thane notices Tali pointedly never looks up at the windows in the Engineering Core anymore; when he recalls the reason as to why that might be, he allows himself a small contented smirk. FemShep/DomThane and Tali as a guest star. A little quirky
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Sensoo reviews
Even after finding Sidonis, not everything is right between Shepard and Garrus. Sometimes talking isn't enough to clear the air.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,317 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Thane Krios Experience by littleblackdog reviews
Nervous about the mechanics of blowing off steam with a human, Garrus seeks advice about the bane of xeno-loving turians throughout the galaxy— how is this kissing thing supposed to work, especially when you’ve got no lips? Garrus/Shepard, Garrus/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Broken Trust by skybound2 reviews
The night that Shepard stops Garrus from getting the revenge he craves, trust is broken. Spoilers for Garrus' loyalty mission. Warnings: This piece contains NON-CON sexual situations, and as such may be triggering for some. Written for a masskink prompt.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Translation Unnecessary by noobcake reviews
The Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Leonard Nimoy Restraining Order Conundrum by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Just how did Sheldon manage to get Leonard Nimoy to take a restraining order on him? He asks Nimoy a question at the 2009 Vegas Trek convention that brings the 'elephant in the living room' of Star Trek into the foreground. Leonard H is mortified.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H.
Even A Siha Needs Protection by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
When Shepard is confronted with her past paramour and receives a rejection she hadn't expected, she grabs some ice brandy from Omega and holds up in her room. Thane begins to worry about the woman he calls 'Siha.' Thane/f!Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Human At the Core by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
After seeing Kaidan for the first time in two years, it does not end well. Shepard shares a glass of brandy with Doctor Chakwas, but one glass doesn't quite quell the feeling of being utterly alone. She gets drunk, and Garrus begins to worry. Garrus/Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
No Meditation Necessary by Hermia S reviews
After a particularly infuriating meeting with the Council, Calla Shepard eases tension the only way she knows how.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Trust by KSCrusaders reviews
Trust doesn't come easily to Shepard, but there is one person in the galaxy who has never let her down. Someone she trusts with her life, and gradually, a little more than that. FemShep/Garrus bondage smut, small spoilers for ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Executive Residence by Car reviews
“What the hell are you doing?” Biting his lip self-consciously, America rubbed the back of his neck. “Funny story...Boss kicked me out.” Just another normal visit to America for England!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Echo Location by mongoose-bite reviews
Several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard. Rated for suggestive content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Long Live the Forgotten by Swing-21 reviews
Where do Mary-Sues go when they're not needed anymore?
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
The Chocolate Dilemma by Shatterdoll reviews
For years Valentine's Day has been a nightmare for England, who has in the most roundabout way possible tried to show America how much he cares. A heart shaped box of chocolates might just put an end to that. UKxUS, M for very saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Fever Dream by KSCrusaders reviews
Being live bait for an Ardat-Yakshi is not something to be taken lightly. And Garrus Vakarian is not willing to let Shepard deal with her missions--or her nightmares--alone any more. FemShep/Garrus, spoilers for the Samara sidequest. Part 3 of 3 COMPLETE.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,288 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Grounded by whirleeq reviews
He knew from his time on Omega that the two particular Turians he had positioned himself near were semi-notorious criminals, but for once, he doesn't care. His entire being is focused on the small, dark haired human female entering the club. Garrus/Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
You Are My Heartbeat by Ursula4x reviews
This is slash and a het with the Burkes and Neal Caffrey. Please don't read if that disturbs you. Neal Caffrey has a genetic medical defect. The stress of being without oxygen triggers severe effects.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,555 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Neal C., Peter B.
That Backrub Scene by TheProblematique reviews
Also known as the scene which conclusively proves that Kirk/Spock is canon. Rebooted and rewritten with much fluff for all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dear Zevran, by ErPo reviews
Alistair is having difficulties in propositioning his favorite Grey Warden. Being the supposed master of love, Zevran offers his assistance with Alistair's "romance problems". Alistair x Fem Cousland and some Zevran x Fem Cousland
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
The Possessive Pronoun by TheProblematique reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Double or Nothing by Shatterdoll reviews
England wants America. So does Russia. Neither can have him. Not individually anyway. And thus an unholy alliance is formed... RussiaxAmericaxEngland, Rated M for saucy content
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
A Turian Bedtime Story by Hermia S reviews
Under the stress of the new mission, Calla Shepard is finding it hard to sleep. Garrus takes it upon himself to try and "fix her."
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Still Don't Believe You by Night Train reviews
When a new president or prime minister comes to office, one of the first things they usually learn about is the existance of their nation's personification. Usually being the key word. Deanon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/25/2009 - America - Complete
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Book by ArwendeImladris reviews
Bones has a new machine that records the names of all previous partners when it scans a person. Jim is the test subject. The doctor should have known better…
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/12/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
An Angel in Disguise by Yo Xi Wang reviews
Yugi was a poor kid who was always picked on and had no friends until the day he met Yami and experienced the sweetness of true friendship. And perhaps a new feeling as well... Warning: SHOUNENAI YxY, BxR, S/J and Anzu bashing! ***COMPLETED*** 9/1/09 CH24
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,566 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 10/10/2002 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Tamaranean Rhapsody by Saint H reviews
To the Mall of Shopping! With Robin out of town, Starfire needs someone to mall crawl with, Cyborg volunteers. He has no idea what he's got himself into. Just was does she do at all those trips to the mall?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Starfire, Cyborg - Complete
Morning Person by randomlvr1 reviews
Lady Destiny was a cruel woman indeed. She'd kick you out of bed at four A.M., cause the break down of your coffee maker, and rob you of your muse, all just to meet a Britboy with particularly large eyebrows. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Five Times Kirk's Smarts Saved Someone by JackTheZealot reviews
and one time they ****ed him over...a table. K/S This is boy/boy, so if you don't like it, don't read it, mmkay?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Red Vest, Green Vest by SciFanGurl1990 reviews
Before engaging in a game of laser tag, Spock and Bones get into an arguement over the colored vests. Two-Shot. :Bones & Spock Humor: Established K/S. Now the chapter of the actual game is POSTED!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Translations Provided by Pippin's Socks reviews
Because 'you're a twat' and 'I love you' are completely synonymous, at least according to America anyway - America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Brilliance, or, The Necessity of Precision by NayNymic reviews
Spock and Kirk are in a relationship...only Kirk doesn't know it, even if everyone else does. What happens when he finds out? And will it be too late? Angst, but a happy ending.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Wanting Casey by NotAContrivance reviews
What Derek wants, Derek gets, right? So what happens when what he wants the most is Casey, his stepsister? He does what he always does; he goes after her... But what's this? Is Casey wanting Derek? Guess he wasn't kidding when he said he was irresistible.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 321,752 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 10/28/2005 - [Derek V., Casey M.]
Good Times by Lanaea reviews
K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
By the Book by moderndayportia reviews
Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
To Protect by therealesther reviews
Kakashi wonders, as he uses his spare afternoon to go sit in the waiting area of the clinic where Sakura is training, whether he is going too far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Kunoichi Way by ronny-of-yore reviews
While male shinobi usually summon a few shadow clones for a little personal time, kunoichi, the more intelligent of the two, have genjutsu… and they know exactly how to use it. Kaka/Saku/Bushin/Yama/Kaka/Gen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Swimming in Star Lake by Leia Tomasi reviews
Sophie decides to go swimming in Star Lake, Howl hasnt a problem with it until he finds its not only Markle and Sophie going, but the Prince as well! SophieXHowl
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 186 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Meet the Parents by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam's parents get suspicious. Then they get more suspicious. Then they get a shocker. SamBumblebee *NOW with PART 2!*
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Traditions by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
GarrusxFemShep one shot. Shepard finds what she didn't know she was looking for, making and breaking traditions along the way. Tweaked slightly 2/15/10 to fit with ME2 plot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Negotiated Space by BlackEyedGirl reviews
Stephen knew from the moment the two of them stepped out of the car, together when they shouldn’t be, and too close. Nick was all smiles and easy words with Connor, and had only silence for Stephen. StephenCutterConnor eventually. Set sometime POST 2.3
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
A Laidback Guy by therealesther reviews
As previously stated, Hatake Kakashi was one extremely laidback guy. Except when it came to Haruno Sakura and people invading her personal space."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Enchanted Evening After by Purplegraphik reviews
Robert x Giselle. Robert and Giselle have married. The moment Robert has been so anxiously awaiting has arrived...but Giselle has her doubts. What happens the night after 'ever after? Very short. One Shot. May be expanded later.
Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
For The Love Of Bee by The Laughing Platypus reviews
Bumblebee gives Sam a very special birthday present. Warning:SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Imminence by Cella N reviews
That’s the trouble with unrequited love. You never expect it to run both ways. SAKURA. KAKASHI. On why beating around the bushes just doesn’t work.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Punishment for Love by Jedi-Bant reviews
While on a mission Obi-Wan falls Pregnant with Qui-Gon's child. Upon finding out the Jedi council send Qui-Gon to a prison moon while Obi-wan is sent to live with his real family. MPREG Repost: Chapters 1-11 have been revised
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,462 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Combustion by Atlantia reviews
MOVIEVERSE SamxBee. With Megatron defeated and the decepticons MIA, life begins to settle down for Sam. Except that his relationship with Mikaela isn't working, and maybe that's because things with Bumblebee are going a little too well. SLASH. Sequel up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,807 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
A Little Problem by FatedtoFall reviews
If any of her ninjas were going to have this kind of problem, Tsunade really wouldn't have expected it of these two. [Kakashi and Sakura] ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Bumblebee Lovin' by Minishini reviews
Based off the 2007 Transformers movie. Bumblebee x Sam fic. Bumblebee contemplates his emotions and makes Sam feel awkward like whoa. There's cursing, hints at mature adult content, and all that jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
While the Blade Rusts by notnow reviews
[Multichap IchixRuki] She gives up immortality. He turns in his blade. She wasn’t the type to get married and neither was he, but sometimes people make choices that are out of character. How does Rukia adjust and Ichigo protect?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,565 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 10/4/2005
Unbalanced Chivalry by therealesther reviews
Sakura suddenly realised it was probably the sweetest, most chivalrous, if unbalanced thing any man had ever done for her. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 132 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Truths and a Dare by Maddithong reviews
[KakaSaku] A student and a teacher play a harmless game of Truth and Dare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ski Trip by Hime no Ichigo reviews
[CHAPTER 9 UP] [Yaoi YYxY, BxR, SxJ, MxM & Téa bashing!] The YuGiOh cast go on a winter sport trip for one whole week. What happens when the yamis try out skiing and others...? Read and you'll find out! R&R Please! Ideas welcome!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,462 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/3/2003
Paroxysm by ykmy reviews
[IchigoRukia]Ichigo confronts Rukia one night after being crowned as King and Queen of prom night.1st BLEACH fic so, be nice. R&R pls!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Chocolate Fondue by VioletIris reviews
All Ichigo wanted was a snack, but Rukia seemed to be enjoying the chocolate far too much to share. Warning: Fluff ahead. IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Pervert by ElegantArrow 64 reviews
Misa suspects L of messing around with Raito behind her back. But L is determined to prove her wrong. But does proving someone wrong mean there right? L's not as innocent as he lets on.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Death Warmed Over by I Heart Edward Cullen reviews
The horror of when death itself throws a Halloween party. It's random, it's bizarre, and at times romantic. Things are gonna get weird. IchixRuki COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 4,997 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Promise by Lady Revan reviews
Star Wars: KOTOR, LSF Revan and Carth: With a week and a half before arriving at the Star Forge, Carth beings to follow through on his promise to protect Revan. Spoilers if you haven't finished playing or are unfamiliar with the game. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,339 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Bubbletoes by justplainrii reviews
An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
The Ties That Bind by The All-Seeing Sharingan reviews
[IchiRuki]She was bound to him, and he to her. Who would have thought that a pillow fight would be what proved that to her? Rated for language.[Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Ferries and Ping Pong by MultipleCyrosis reviews
[IchiRuki] Another flufffilled oneshot from me, from the days of pre soul society! Involves Ichigo and Rukia coming closer together because of a luxury cruise, a beautiful sunset, a romantic dinner and...a ping pong ball. [Warning: Fluff!]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Guns n Roses by MultipleCyrosis reviews
[Valentines Day Oneshot][NOT a songfic] Lt. Riza Hawkeye is sick of all the Valentines she recieves. But there is one man, who won't give up. [RoyRiza FLUFF]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
His Fault by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] Genma's influence forced Kakashi to see a 21yr old Sakura in a different light. Problem is he didn't want to. Watch as he tries everything he can not to succumb to his problem. What will Sakura do when she finds out? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Missing Mistletoe by MultipleCyrosis reviews
Another cliche fic from me, with the usual fluff that ensures when Rukia tries to discover with the help of Ichigo another tradition of the human world. [IchiRuki][Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Her First Time by MultipleCyrosis reviews
[IchigoRukia]A fluffy piece, where Ichigo and Rukia go on their first date, at a carnival. Lots of fairy floss, rollercoasters, and awkward questions.[Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Ninjas Under Fire by MP1 reviews
Two regular Konoha civilians are sitting in a diner and having their weekly tittle–tattle session when a certain silver–haired jounin enters the scene. [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
A Perfect Gentleman by bakasake reviews
Kakashi was never a gentleman, but when it came to her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Who Wants to be KakashiSensei? by Imeralt Evalon reviews
Full Summary in story. Twoshot. For a chance to win a date with the guy of their dreams, 4 girls try their best in the contest hosted by Tsunade. Only problem...they have to act and look like the mysterious copycat ninja KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
MIA: MerryMaids In Action! by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] Hatake, Kakashi had hired a 'Merry Maid' to clean his apartment. What he didn't expect was his own student to show up at his door in the skimpy pink uniform. KakaSaku, lemonade, oneshot...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Motorcycles and White Mochas by Selkit reviews
Starbucks is definitely not Logan's favorite place. Unfortunately for him, Rogue is addicted to caramel white mochas. Post X3 oneshot, from the barista's point of view.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Rukia: My Life As A Rabbit by mochi rabbit reviews
Rukia: There I was just innocently taking my vitamins and all of a sudden, I lose four feet of my height as if I'm not short enough! The only plus is that I've the cutest bunny bob tail. Epilogue complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,638 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
An Extremely Awkward Problem by Lynlyn-maru reviews
Ino tries out a forbidden technique on Shikamaru...and they find themselves in a very awkward perdicament! How long are they going to be stuck? InoShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,491 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Its Hour Come Round at Last by hecatehatesthat reviews
Ichigo escapes the Visoreds in his fullblown Hollow form and Rukia fights him. Winner of the Spring 2006 IchiRuki contest on livejournal.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Shotgun Wedding by MonkeyLady reviews
Sakura and Kakashi have gone on many missions together, but a mission where they are married? This will be a whole new test for the pair, both on duty and life. Lemon, but mostly edited to fit guidelines. NOTE: Formerly posted by, lilanimefan, a friend
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,910 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Loss and Leaders by Glass Mermaid reviews
He aches for her, pines for her, knowing she is fighting for her life at the depth of universe, the darkness of the Force, and feeling powerless that he is unable to help the woman he loves because he does not understand she would not let him.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Carth O., Revan - Complete
The Marriage Law by OnlyAtNight reviews
Not all women choose to submit to the stupidity of the new Marriage Law. Hermione Granger tells the Order of the Phoenix to go F itself. A story with artistic license. Complete. HG VK
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Pretend You Love Me by Girl in Blue reviews
When Sam hears that she will be the victim of an arranged marriage she asks Danny to help her drive the cute and billionaire fiancée away by pretending to be her boyfriend. DxS. Complete.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,377 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Power Of Love by jediserenity82 reviews
Another oneshot of LSF Revan's return to Carth. Reviews are always appreciated. : Hope you like it!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - [Revan, Carth O.] [Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R.] - Complete
The Four Temperaments by Sealink reviews
PWP, Smut, Movieverse, rated for sexual situations. A reimagining of the days leading up to the Fifth of November.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Crimson Regret by Eowyns Entity reviews
Severus is a REAL vampire! Every ten years his circumference comes around, the time where he discovers if his mate is in the next generation. Who is his mate, and what is he?: YES I am the REAL Crimson Regret, look inside for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,210 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hollows Haunt Us by rukiaprincess reviews
AU story, Rukia is taken over by a hollow and Ichigo has two choices to make...Ichiruki lovins here! Finale: Chapter 11, the result of the Hollow. END
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,448 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
Downfall Series: Part One, My First Taste by Aelora reviews
The following is my interpretation of Clark Kent if he were to have been a female. This is not Supergirl it is based on the WB's Smallville and their vision of Clark as a teenager only ‘he’ is a ‘she’. There will likely be three separate sections to t
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 554,155 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 4/23/2003
Guardian by DragonBow reviews
Incomplete, but will no longer be updated. See final 'chapter'.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Complete
Just A Crush by alonelyheart reviews
Harry feels lonely, he runs into Draco in the middle of the night. Just guess what happnens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Telephone Game by sharingank reviews
Rukia's lost and overdosing on sugar, Inoue's clueless, and Ichigo's just...being Ichigo. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
An Alternate Beginning by dillydally reviews
What if Yami and Yugi started out as seperate people THEN joined? A different view on yami and yugi's life. New chapter 2006! Chapter 25! Shounen Ai YamiYugi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,857 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 1/16/2003
The Impossible by witchinghour reviews
Rating with go up and angst with enter later. Yami Yugi. Yugi's having trouble telling Yami have he feels. Bad summary R&R! Chap 11 up! FINALLY!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,789 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 10/9/2002
Falling Away from me by LuminaChan reviews
Winry's been raped. Raped in a semi violent way. Her innocence stolen, she worries that no one will ever love her again, especially the person she believes raped her. Rape, self mutilation, EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,961 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
Courage Needs You by Eris' Puppet reviews
She was sixteen – he was almost thirty. It was as wrong as it was right. It was scary, it was exciting, it was everything she never knew she wanted. There was so much passion, so much pain, so much realization that love was never an easy thing.KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,807 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Changing Circumstances by Kit3 reviews
Under Construction. This version has been abandoned. Check out the Revised version under my other name, Penguinsama. Thanks
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,586 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 7/24/2003
The Young and the Hopeless by Angel of Insanity reviews
[Completed] The Titans struggle with hormones, new relationships, and an attack on their city that is far from straight forward. Are they truly hopeless or can they get their personal and professional lives under control?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Catch Me if You Can by Csillan.Rose reviews
Obi Wan is always complaining about Anakin's misconduct, but what was Obi Wan like as a child? Follow Qui Gon as he attempts to keep up with the young padawan's antics...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,749 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
My Blue Eyes by Le Vendeur reviews
[YYY, YYYS, RB, RBJ] AU. Okay, Seto never went to Domino High, so when Yugi and friends cause a scene at KaibaLand, certain heads turn…Yugi’s coming to terms with the voice in his head as Ryou’s discovering a whole new…arrangement with his.SLASH
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,959 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba
Fateful potion by Aylam reviews
Accident during potion class! Neville created a very powerful lustlove potion and some of Harry's blood was mixed with it... Guess who drank it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Matter of Time by Petite Doll reviews
Anakin tags along on a rather . . . unusual mission, with unexpected results. SLASH.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,810 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Right Direction by The Obvious reviews
Clex. Clark receives some strange deliveries, which lead him to reconsider his relationship with Lex... and Lex receives some strange signals from Clark which lead him to question Clark's innocence.Yummy Clexness
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
Facts of Life by funfan41 reviews
Han has a problem. Luke wants to help. Lando has the solution. Warning: slash. COMPLETED! Chapter 3 up!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Teacher Student Relations by SpikedAngel reviews
Spike is a student at Sunnydale High and Angel is a new English teacher there They meet one night at a club... Contains mm slash. Spangel. Completely AU. Chapter 9 up!
Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,959 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Angel, Spike
Pineapple by JulesFire reviews
Star reflects on memories of love and pineapple slices, and makes an important decision regarding the Boy Wonder. Just a bit different. An RS SuperFantastic First Kiss OneShot!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Mulan vs Matchmaker by xiao chan reviews
It's Mulan's final chance to prove to the Matchmaker that she's truly talented and graceful. What happens when Shang unexepetedly shows up?
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Something Perfect by Godlovesme reviews
AchmedRhapsody, Ashe plays a cruel trick on Achmed, which may or may not lead Rhapsody right into his arms. [oneshot]
Rhapsody Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
Earthen Lieutenant Yuugi Motou becomes unwittingly mated to an Aldar Lieutenant whilst on his Christmas vacation. Shounen-ai
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,410 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 12/3/2003
Kakashi's Party by leafygirl reviews
Kakashi and his friends have his usual birthday party but something changes this year. slight kakasaku - some language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,445 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Nature of the Game by leafygirl reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
Most Distracting by Aina Baggins reviews
Frodo finds his dear, sweet gardener a little irritating. That is, until his thoughts betray him. Rated R for slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Paper Heart by base ix reviews
The lingering acts and words you said, tore this paper heart and bled. -- [Kakashi & Sakura, Act IV: To Separate]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
A Wedding Story by HPRndRobin reviews
COMPLETE - Slash - HPSS : All over Great Britain mysterious wedding invitations have been sent to staff and former students of Hogwarts, every person on the guest list has some connection to either Harry Potter or Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,065 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No More Masquerade by Triskell reviews
Gimli speaks about the development of his and Legolas' relationship. In truth, this is a short, fluffy PWP ;D.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Gimli, Legolas
Rivaled Love by Shi-koi reviews
Yaoi - Yami x Yugi x Seto - Flareshipping - What happens when Seto falls for Yugi only to find out that Yami loves his aibou as well? Why does Yami seem to hate Seto? How does the past affect the future?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,863 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Yūgi M.
The Butterfly by Tea Leaf reviews
Life is never easy but for some, its worse than others. Broken and being poisoned from the inside, Sakura has become the butterfly floating on the edges of reality. [complete, MF]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,794 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Strange Ghost Indeed by Fennelseed reviews
(SLASH. Now finished.) Frodo buys a book of Elven artwork, only to find it comes with the ghost of a voyeuristic girl. How inconvenient.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Is It Worth It by CloieDark a.k.a. AlphaOmega reviews
Yuusuke's wondering if living is even worth it nowadays.... is there anyone who can save him? well.... how about two somebody's. warning:yaoi ahead!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2004
Check Mate! by noggin the nog reviews
An innocent game of chess. between Elrond and Legoals... or is it? Read on to find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004
With You by magic-reeni reviews
Yami goes back to Egypt with Bakura and Marik. Yugi loses touch with everyone. He goes to Egypt with Ryou and Malik and they somehow end up in Ancient Egypt and back with their yamis. RATING ROSE: LEMON ADDED IN CH.9!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,274 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Yami Marik, Yūgi M. - Complete
Of Rope And Of Knots by Fennelseed reviews
Frodo likes that Elven rope of Sam's. He really likes it. (SLASH. Somewhat kinky.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Yugi Falling All To Pieces by Arwyn Atreides reviews
Yugi's world cracking and crumbling like a broken mirror slowly coming apart as the cracks reached out farther and farther. Will he be able to keep it all intact? Or will someone have to come sweep up after Yugi's done Falling All To Pieces...{rating for
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2003 - Published: 11/10/2003
Desprite For You by LightShadow reviews
Hikaris and yamis are destined to be together.What happen when the matchmakers try to help?And when a certain yami can't wait?Main couple-YugiYami Other couples-RyouBakura MalikMarik JoeySeto Ch5- La Chateau
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003
Spiked by Sirius-Potter Fan reviews
When Lex allows Clark to throw a party at his house things get a little out of hand prompting Clark to wonder what, exactly, was in the punch. Clex.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 7/31/2003
Dark Eyes by Andromiel reviews
(YY, SJ, AU. COMPLETE.) Having troubles in the city, Yugi is taken into the country where he meets a young man that looks stunningly like himself.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,831 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Complete
Ventus by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
YAOI! Yami BakuraxYugi. Yami has hurt Yugi and that leads him to Ryou's house. Who can protect Yugi? None other than Yami Bakura.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,621 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 9/5/2002
Convincing Oliver by coalbunker reviews
Out for a night on the town with Fred, Harry bumps into Oliver at a crowded club... OliverHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,001 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Harry P., Oliver W.
My Own Deepest Desires by DJ Moves reviews
Kaiba and Joey are breaking up. Yugi's there for...support. Yaoi lemon/lime. P.W.P. Joey being seme. Yea! Complete.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Complete
Not a Little Kid by Inane Whimsies reviews
This is my first fic. so please just give it a chance. It is about how Yugi is tired of being treated like a little kid. He takes a walk one night and gets raped and found by a certain blonde egyptian.it is Yaoi Malik/Yugi and Ryou/Bakura/Yami Malik.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,090 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 10/26/2002
A Dark Night and a Light Sleeper by Fennelseed reviews
Frodo awakens in Mordor to find Sam touching him, and pretends to be asleep to see what transpires. (SLASH)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Body Heat by Shortyredd17 reviews
Yami and Yuugi have always wondered what it feels like to love, but they didn't even notice that they each had true love right in front of their faces. YamiYuugi Lemon!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Firefly by Difinity reviews
[Dedicated to Maiden In the Moon] When infidelity strikes, Yuugi is trapped in a world of dispair. Filled with hurt, Yuugi asks Yami to leave and to his surprise, Yami does not return. A year later, will Yami return to him or has Yuugi lost him forever?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2003
Temptation by RavenWolf3 reviews
The weight of the Ring is heavy, and Frodo yearns to give in to temptation. Aragorn/Frodo SLASH *WARNING! Chapter 9 is very hard R rating*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,001 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Making Mistakes by WingJade reviews
It's been three months, and the Dark Magician still misses his Yugi-sama. Sequel to Appreciation.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003
The Two Prettiest by Fennelseed reviews
Everyone wants Legolas and Frodo. The only place they can run is to each other. (Slash/parody) FINALLY FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Frodo B., Legolas
Conflicted by Darkness's minion reviews
*Complete* 10 veeery short chappys detailing what would happen if Yami took his love for Yugi to far (non-con/yaoi/rape/hentai/etc.)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 10/16/2002 - Complete
Eyes On Me by Cassie Metallium reviews
Talon, yami is the same as a dark side. YAOI!! S/Y, YY/YB, J/H! Yugi confronts Seto about his actions on top of Pegasus's castle, which leads to Yugi and Seto becoming friends...and more. Oh, and Yami & Bakura have to repair their trust...and their love.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,335 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002
The Wonder of Seclusion by Dark Spellcasters reviews
Grandpa takes Yugi and Yami camping, but the two boys (er, boy and Egyptian Pharaoh) gets lost while gathering firewood and end up in a cave for a night. Together. With no one else. ^_~ Yaoi, YxY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,096 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2003
Cor Semper Ligare by The Red Dragons Order reviews
A little PWP that popped up. A misfired spell turns into something wonderful. SSHP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All My Life by Difinity reviews
[Dedicated to Neko-chan] Yami is thinking about his strong feelings towards Yugi. Will a walk around town help sort out his feelings? YAOI! Y/Y *songfic*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2003
The Sickness by Padfoot6 reviews
Everything seemed to be going smoothly for Yugi and Co. Until Yugi gets taken down by a strange sickness and no one knows the cause. (CHAPTER 11 UP!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,926 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 8/27/2002
The Significance of Cherries by ShockWaveWolf reviews
If opposites attract then this pair is in too deep to help themselves. Rating for adult themes and Shonen ai KuwaHiei Updated 12803
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,655 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2003 - Published: 11/26/2002 - K. Kuwabara, Hiei
The Trip by Nanashio reviews
I'm cautious. Yugi & Co. are on the road. Shounen-ai? Yeah. An attempt at humor, & Kaiba strips *grins* ~Kaiba: NANASHI!~ heh, Pairings: Yami/Yugi, Tristan/Bakura, and... Kaiba/Joey, there! Hah! *COMPLETED, despite the Slump O.o*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,014 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Complete
Kisses and Roses by Cybra reviews
Valentine's Day has always been a bummer for Yugi, but a gift from Yami will change that. *Y/Y. Some B/R. Based on a true story.*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2003
Confused by CloieDark a.k.a. AlphaOmega reviews
okay it's a one shot, it's got OOC in it, and it's got yaoi. my second yaoi fic. but other then that... you'll have to read it ta find out.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2003 - Complete
I Knew I Loved You by Chibi Chaos Mage reviews
Yet another songfic from me, this time done to Savage Garden's, 'I Knew I Loved You'. It starts off 5 millenia ago, with a young Yami dreaming. But what happens when he falls in love with the dream? Shounen-ai YY/Y Please R/R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2003
A Question of Circumstance by JustSonya reviews
Harry overhears Snape talking to Dumbledore. WHAT? Snape's *attracted* to him?! HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Slytherin Bond by Lillian4 reviews
A spell gone wrong brings Harry and Severus together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,308 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
You Make Me Sick by Sasha Janre-Ishtar reviews
*YAOI* Yami Bakura gets tired of Yami Yugi’s irritating oozing confidence, and desperately wants shut the Pharaoh up with a baseball bat. Ryou and Yugi sense the tension, and figure the only way for them to get over it is locking them in Ryou's basement
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,836 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002
Demon's Destiny by Caelestis reviews
-Complete- Written in response to the challenge issued on the UkeYuusuke mailing list. Yuusuke discovers Keiko cheating on him and runs to Kuwabara for comfort. KuwabaraYuusuke yaoi, slash
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 8/8/2002 - Complete
The Neighbor by Kiya Sama reviews
Kurama/Yuusuke AU What is a young hot-blooded boy supposed to do when faced with a mysterious new neighbor? Why, what normal boys do....right? Yuusuke finds out that it's not quite that easy...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,566 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Complete
Bass Ackwards Romance by Tamysan reviews
Lotor finally leaves Allura alone so why is she upset? Find out.. LotorAllura romance. Completed!
Voltron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Complete
Chasing Madam Cloud Splendor by Illyana Lian-hua Wendybyrd reviews
By popular request, a continuation of Wendybrd's "Sweet Water." Take note of the rating, this is our evocative version of Mulan.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,200 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/25/2001
Anubis - The Untold Story by Nadja reviews
[shonen-ai/yaoi] Ever wondered what went on between episodes? Or what made Anubis tick? Or why he felt the need to sacrifice himself to save Kayura? Have a look ... Reviews appreciated!
Ronin Warriors - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2001
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Rule 12 reviews
There's a reason for Rule 12 but Gibbs has to remind himself why he has that rule whenever Tony is around. Slash Gibbs/Tony
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2014
The Deadly Nightshade reviews
"The Belladonna Took?" Nori said the name reverently. "Well, there's only one that I knew of, so yes?" Bilbo said, altogether confused by the conversation. (Implied Dwalin/Nori, other than that there are no relationships in this story)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Bilbo B., Dwalin, Nori - Complete
The Heirs of Durin: An Unexpected Journey reviews
Bilbo Baggins had hoped to enjoy a good book for the night, one given to her by an old family friend, Gandalf; but her night of rest and relaxation is interrupted by the arrival of 13 dwarves at her front door. It would've been the start of a great joke if she hadn't suddenly found herself in Middle Earth. This is a tale of Modern fem!Bilbo inserted into the Hobbit. Eventual Thilbo
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,840 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
The Tale of Sean Pierce reviews
When Anthony Dinozzo gets a call from his estranged father he goes on the run, again. He leaves behind Gibbs and the team and vanishes without a trace. His departure drives home something Gibbs had never before considered, he didn't want Tony to leave him.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,317 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
The Spectre and her Officer reviews
Commander Jane Shepard, space explorer, the Captain of the starship Valiant, whose mission is to explore strange new words, seek new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before. Of course no one told her that boldly going would involve an all-female alien race, intelligent raptors, a scientist/ soldier salamander, and her keeping a crew of misfits in line.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete