![]() Author has written 2 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, Luigi's Mansion, and Power Rangers. Greetings! While I'm not much of an official writer, I imagine stories in my head and act them out in my mind as if they were real. As this is mostly a daily hobby for me, I figured I might as well write down these bizarre creations and work them into amazing stories so that others can see what I am envisioning. I took up writing back as a hobby around my early elementary school years and would often create fan fictions based on my favorite television shows, video games, and movies. While most of these stories have been since lost over time, I have taken those ideas and created new ones in hopes of one day, writing the perfect crossover story. Will that day every come? Maybe, but I will just have to wait and see what comes. If you haven't guessed, by the previous statements below, I am a huge Star Trek fan. I grew up watching the original series as a child off of television and soon renting video tapes from my local library. Along with that, I was also a major fan of the Next Generation and every time a new episode was on, I would be the first in my family to see it, if the television was available at that time. I didn't immediately get into Deep Space Nine or Voyager until a few years ago when my curiosity finally reached it's peak. I don't enjoy them as much as the first two but they are certainly welcome additions to the franchise and I am more then happy to pull up an episode. As a result of my upbringing, most of my stories will be influenced or will include elements of Star Trek in it, whether they be significant or insignificant, they will be in there. Update (September 2018) The latest chapter to Luigi's Mansion III has been posted! Area I is complete! If you actually take the time to read peoples profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. 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Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand, Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been given all lightbulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission. If you actually take the time to read peoples profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (doesn’t everyone?) If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! 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If you're one of many who thought Dr. Katherine Pulaski was a witch and rejoiced when Dr. Beverly Crusher returned to TNG, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. This isn't reality, this is fantasy! - Uhura, "Star Trek III: The Search For Spock" Diplomats! The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank! - Scotty, "A Taste Of Armageddon" By golly, Jim, I'm beginning to think I could cure a rainy day! - Bones McCoy, "The Devil In The Dark" And you Mr. Leisure Suit Man! - Rain Robinson, "Future's End". What would you expect from a simple, devil-eared freak, whose father was a computer and his mother an encyclopedia! - Kirk, "This Side of Paradise" Signs that the Enterprise-D's warranty is expiring: Impulse engines stall when used in reverse. The digital speedometer on the helm console is stuck at "88". The shields fail to work on alternate Fridays. A rust problem in engineering causes support failure. One corner of the warp coil is now held up by a phone book. The computer fails to process any instruction beginning with "w". Booster cables become permanent fixtures in the transporter room. The captain's chair must be propped up against the main view screen to keep the image from flickering. Guinan stops wearing large, heavy hats for fear of falling through a weak squeaky part of the floor in 10-Forward. Main sensor array is unable to pick up anything except CBS. The lower part of the bridge falls even lower and ramps along either side become too steep for the crew to climb. The turbolift cannot climb past deck five when there are more than two people on board. The holodeck becomes caught in an infinite loop: The ship is overcome by ten thousand ferocious care bears. The ship cannot enter warp while the replicator is making Kraft macaroni and cheese. The replicator in Ten-Forward will only serve light beer. There's a bug in the main computer speech processor: The computer voice no longer sounds like Majel Barrett: it will either stutter like Barclay or talk like Barbara Walters. An untraceable glitch in the plumbing periodically replaces water in Wesley's shower with frozen concentrated orange juice. The ship's dryer indiscriminately shreds the crew's uniforms, and a related problem in replication will only produce new clothing with a Roger Rabbit caricature prominently displayed, instead of the delta shield insignia. The computer refuses to carry out commands unless captain Picard says "Pretty please with sugar on it". The replacement parts for the automatic door to the captain's ready room are exhausted and the door must be replaced with groovy beaded curtains. The saucer section seperates whenever the ship makes a left turn. Picard is forced to wax his head so Worf can have some extra light to see his console. |