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Author has written 30 stories for Death Note, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Pet Shop of Horrors, Doctor Who, Homestuck, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Hunger Games, Unico, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

hi, i'm a Death note fangirl. my two favorite DN pairings are in my username. I like to play video games like final fantasy, KH, fallout, and pokemon. I like homestuck. my OTP is SoraXRiku. I also like Doctor who and My Little Pony.

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favorite quotes:

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"I'm surrounded by idiots"

"I'll take a potato chip...and eat it!!!"

"I am shocked, shocked to find out gambling is going on!" "Your winnings, sir." "Oh, thank you."

"You can call me whatever you wish, but I'm taking your cake."

"It's a sheepwolfllamacorn!"

"if you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? five? no, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg."

"you just lost the game."

"Yaoi is good for the soul."

"Your boss is insane, your co-workers are insane, your finally starting to fit in."

"Without Light, the world would be dark, but without L, the world would just be a word."

"I have never once been submissive. One of the few things I can boast about. I have never even been submissive to a traffic signal." "you really should."


"I hate how the church makes me pay every time I bring someone back to life."

"Violence is not the answer. It's the question."

"NARUTO NEEDS TO END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at the *@#$er who gave them to you."

"A tired body needs sugar."

"You just stepped in a sandwich!!!!"

"Get rid of the dude with that stupid broccoli monkey!!!!!"

"What are you all staring at? This isn't a public performance!"

"Don't run over any circus children on your way out."

"I never thought I'd be jealous of an inanimate candy."

"Three guys huddled around a computer. That better not be porn and if it is, I want in."

"That song is the reason why people are afraid of clowns."

"I'm literally getting payed to eat waffles!"

"Does your character eat badgers?"

"I never knew there where evil Hot Topic bags that killed pizza."

"What do mean someone stole the Xanax out of your purse at a Jewish wedding?"

"And I'm a pillow, so I don't wear clothes."

"Random Elmo!"

"You ruined my happy!"

" See? I knew the lady with the hat was going to dance."

"It's a RAINBOW colored sewer."

"TWILIGHT IS NOT LITERATURE!"

"You know it's a weird pairing when one of them is dead and one of them is a swordbirdghost."

"Sigiliph is the trippy pokemon."

"It's not wrong to kill them, it's just wrong to set them on fire."

"SHE HAS TO WITHHOLD STUFF AND BE MYSTERIOUS AND ALL. TO MAKE YOUR ADVENTURE SEEM MORE "MAAAAAAGICAL!!!!""

"Who cares, just ride the pony already. YES. FUCK YES. HELL FUCKING YES."

"This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to duel-wield flintlock pistols."

"According to this religious comic, everyone's in hell and god is slender man."

" Lord English is a walking seizure."

"Every time you say sword, I say bucket." "SWORD!" "BUCKET!!!" "damn..."

"what do we have next?" "we have... thing." "see you guys! I'm going to thing!" "have fun at thing."

"oh no" dave said "this is not good. how can i bee champ if im ded?" exzackly oak sed u must avoid them at alll cops.

"your writing doesn't come before your homestuck."

"I'm gonna kill some people with frosting now." "Have fun with that."

"Are you ready to die today?" "Huh? What?" "It's NANO." "Oh. Yeah we're gonna die."

"The wiki could say that John is a bisexual Latino pole dancer, but that doesn’t make it canon."

"N is dating mr. Fuji?!"

"I'm thinking of ordering a satanic prom dress."

"Take those sunglasses off! It makes you look like a South American politician!"

post this on your profile if you think the fic 'the prayer warriors: war against satanism' a hateful and vile piece of trash.


seven reasons why the hunger games are better than Twilight:

1. The protagonist can take care of herself! she doesn't need a man to save her all the time.

2. Edward Cullen is a stalker.

3. Katniss chooses the sensitive guy.

4. Edward Cullen is a stalker.

5. in Twilight, the romance kills the story.

6. did I mention that Edward Cullen is a stalker?

7. the hunger games do not make vampires look stupid.

seven reasons why homestuck is better than Twilight:


1. The main female charcaters don't rely on men constantly.

2. Their are several people in homestuck that are stalkers and their all better than Edward.

3. The vampire in homestuck uses a chainsaw

4. You feel like laughing after you read homestuck because it's good. You feel like crying after you read Twilight because it's bad.

5. John could pwn Bella in a fight, even if he didn't have his god tier or anything.

6. There is yuri in homestuck.

7. Hussie's writing is better than Stephie's.

seven reasons why Death Note is better than Twilight:


1. The stalkers in Death Note are either the FBI, the Japanese police, or a pandakitty. Edward is just a glittery Justin Bieber.

2. Every woman in Death Note could pwn Bella in a fight. Even Light's sister.

3. Death Note has shinigamis. Twilight has vampires.

4. Light could beat Edward in a fight because Edward would be an idiot and tell Light his name.

5. Death Note has a plot that doesn't resemble a bad soap opera.

6. L

7. Jacob is the only reasonably ok character in twilight.

Ten ways to annoy Beyond Birthday:

1. replace his jam with jello

2. ask him why he's cosplaying as L.

3. replace his black colored contacts with normal contacts.

4. make him enter a cosplay contest as L.

5. replace all the sugar in his coffee with Sweet and Low

6. ask him to describe in detail how A killed himself

7. send him to a mental institution.

8. hide all of his jam where L hides his sugar and watch the chaos unfold (also annoys L).

9. handcuff him to Light.

10. get him a job as a cab driver (he would get fired in about five seconds)

since I seem to have a Mello fan that keeps visiting my profile, I present to you, 10 ways to annoy Mello


1. put laxatives in his chocolate

2. write a really intense MelloxNear non-con fic with insane amounts of lemon and show it to Mello

3. give all his chocolate to Near

4. poke his scar repetitively

5. call him "Mello yellow"

6. steal his chocolate and gun at the same time

7. kidnap Matt

8. braid his hair

9. handcuff him to Light

10. take away the comfy couch that he sits on when he's hanging with the mafia

10 ways to annoy Near:


1. tell all of his haters the location of his base

2. make him play soccer outside in the summer time

3. break all of his toys

4. steal a piece of his puzzle and burn it

5. put black dye in the wash with all of his cloths

6. dye his hair black

7. put the finger puppet that he made of himself and the finger puppet he made of Mello in a really akward looking position

8. replace all of his pajamas with those really crappy cheap ones that you can get at Walmart that are really itchy and uncomfortable

9. handcuff him to Light

10. shave off all of his hair so that he can't twirl it anymore

10 ways to annoy L:


1. tell everyone his real name

2. make him cake using salt instead of sugar

3. handcuff him to Misa

4. force him to sit normally

5. show him MisaxL hentai

6. make Matsuda the head of the police

7. tell Higuchi that L is after him

8. destroy all the bakeries in the world

9. unhandcuff him from Light

10. make a really convincing case for Light not being Kira

Ten ways to annoy Light:

1. tell him that he copied Justin Bieber's hair style

2. steal his death note and use the pages to make paper airplanes

3. lock him in a room with Misa and Takada at the same time

4. tell him he's not fabulous

5. get a random person who can't spell try to write Near and Mello's names in the death note four times (if you misspell someone's name by accident 4 times, they can't be killed by the death note anymore)

6. show L evidence of Light being Kira

7. take away his potato chips

8. go on the news and do a crappy job of pretending to be Kira

9. handcuff him to Misa

10. show him fanfics that pair L with anyone other than Light

Post this on your profile if you laugh every time someone says the word light, near, mellow, or beyond.

You know you're a loser when (DN spoilers):


1. You play Slender to the Caramelldansen song and it's still scary.

2. You run a Pokemon panel at an anime con and don't know who N is.

3. You abandon Death Note after the 7th book just because L dies.

4. You think that a Creeper from minecraft is a real stalker rapist guy that blows people's stuff up and you hide whenever someone talks about Creepers.

5. You can't solve the puzzle.

6. You can't come up with a better insult than calling someone gay.

7. You think that yaoi is a kind of koolaid.

8. you lose to Near in any outdoor game on a sunny day.

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Sex Ed by xElementFivex reviews
The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,548 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mello, Matt
Everybody Likes This by FullOfRandomness02 reviews
How the Dissidia characters deal with Facebook. Rated T to be safe. No yaoi/yuri...just humor and randomness.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 9/13/2011
Kawaii Yaoi by RandomRyu reviews
wow hot yaois everywhere wow
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Birthday Surprises for Near by Sora Ai-chan reviews
A fanfic dedicated for Near. Today is Near's birthday. But no one bothers to congratulate him. Near's thought wonders on his memory of his last birthday. A bitter sweet memory... Please REVIEW after read.. : WARNING: Crappy, AU, slight OOC.. .::Happy Birthday NEAR!::.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Near - Complete
Gone Too Far by Shyntax reviews
"Let us out! Please!" Vriska pleaded, her voice growing hoarse. "Vriska..." Karkat spoke in a quiet voice. "There's only one way for her to let us out." Her eyes widened like a deer caught in headlights. "You don't mean-" "...I'm afraid I do." He raised his head along with the bucket in his hand. "Or she'll never let us go."
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Karkat V., Vriska S.
It doesn't hurt by Kuromi Shinku reviews
- Mello, what are you doing with those scissors?- MelloxNear, character death.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Dangers of a Curious Mind by AlgedonicHeart reviews
In a fairy-tale like setting, a young boy named L Lawliet is raised with a fear of a cave in the woods surrounding his house. When L's siblings A and B vanish forever in its cold depths, an irrepressible curiosity is lit in the boy. After years of careful research, L is determined to learn about the monsters in the cave. However, some things are better left in the dark.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Feeling I thought I didn't Have by Blake-the-N00B reviews
This is a BeyondBirthdayXNear story I wrote. I might continue this and turn it into a yaoi but...I jus don't know. Enjoy
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - BB, Near - Complete
The Young Troll and the Faygo by SuperYuuki reviews
A Bad Hemingway. Gamzee is having Karkat over for whatever reason, but this one darned can of Faygo just won't open. Pure crack. Old Man and the Sea Parody for school.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Unsuspecting! by kittenguts reviews
probably the stupidest thing i've ever wrote. This is a !PARODY! OMG. Do not take it seriously. PLEASE. Jake/Bro mpreg... blahblah. My friends pressured me to do this and I just complied.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Dirk S. - Complete
The Worst Sex Education Teacher by Kishimojin reviews
L has to attempt to explain how babies are made to the Wammy's House kids. He has no idea how to make it... audience appropriate, and he feels extremely awkward about it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - L - Complete
Superficial Nighttime Thoughts by adagioredshift reviews
He's his most vulnerable when he sleeps, you're sure of it. DavexJohn fluff/drabble/oneshot/post-game or AU in general. Your choice.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Amare Extra by WeirdLittleLolita reviews
The title means Beyond Love. A short one shot that's BB/Beyond Birthday x Near. B's worst nightmare comes true as his love is beaten by the one he hates the most. Read to find out more. First actual BB x Near love story. Enjoy. I dont own Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Near, BB - Complete
The LABB Murder Case: Jashin Style! by Levi's Nice Ass reviews
BB stumbles across a white haired stranger in an alley who has no death day and can kill with only a scratch. While most would run for their lives, he has other plans-plans on trumping L, and using Jashin to do it.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hidan, BB
Muffins by zerowhitelilies reviews
Misa sings Light a song. L breaks down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Who Knew Near Could Be Evil? by IWishICouldDeleteThisAccount reviews
Based off of a convo I had with LovelessYaoiFanGirl. L is being a REALLY big perv and bribed Near to rape mello... lets just say it didn't go over so well. Mello is in shock. L comes up with a plan to save him. Yaoi LxLight NearxMello one sided MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - L, Near
The Game by DarkAlliGator reviews
"It's all over. You lost the game." The "famous" quote from the anime, and what SHOULD have happened next. All about the Game. Yes, THAT game! You know the one I'm talking about. Spoilers for the last episode/book.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Light Y., Near - Complete
Happy Birthday by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Roger's first mistake was to deprive Mello of his chocolate. His second mistake, was to suggest that he should be more like Near; who was always calm and composed. Roger's final mistake was to remove Matt from Mello's side. Beyonds's POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2010 - BB, Mello - Complete
Code Bender: Children of the Red King Unite by CLBONE13 reviews
If you stand together you'll never fall
Crossover - Star Wars & Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Lumiya, Aelita S.
Have A Yaoi Christmas by EternityEchoes reviews
Eggnog, Mistletoe, and hot yaoi underneath the tree--what else could a fangirl ask for for Christmas? MattxMello, MelloxNear, MattxNear, BxL, LightxNear, rated T for yaoi and language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
the white wolf and the black bat by katxhomicide reviews
sexchange for matt!matti was never one to believe in monsters so she had no problem walking around at night, but when one night makes her have to choose between a wolf and a bat she doesn't know what to think.mattixmello mattixnear
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Matt, Mello
Light Purple by SUPERJAILed reviews
Light wears purple. THE HORROR! Crack.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Good Kisser by Roxius reviews
Light gets a shocking surprise. My first Yuri GirlXGirl fic. MisaXSayu. PLEASE REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Misa A., Sayu Y. - Complete
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Call me later
Eridan meets a very handsome man during a speed dating session. GaiusxEridan. This fanfic is a joke. Contains yaoi and fluff. Please don't take it seriously.
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica: 2003 & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Published: 2/28/2013 - G. Baltar, Eridan A. - Complete
shuffle challenge Homestuck version
I got bored, so I did the shuffle challenge with homestuck. rated T for strongly hinted rape and Karkat cussing. I may change the rating latter.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Published: 9/28/2012
Cake reviews
Some people like Cake and some people hate it. LxJohn
Crossover - Death Note & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - L, John E. - Complete
shuffle challenge reviews
I decided to take on the shuffle challenge where you write short fics based off whatever comes up on you're ipod. This is an insane crack filled drable. Some of the pairings are crack too. Rated M for horrendous child abuse in one of the fics. I might do more if I get bored. IDOE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012
Last resort reviews
Mello tries to give Near a birthday present, but it's not as easy as it sounds. This is a birthday fic for Near. It contains fluffy yaoi. IDOE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Near, Mello - Complete
I don't even know what to call this reviews
Light is an evil sorcerer and tries to torment five boys who wander into his castle by turning them into animals. This is absolute crack. Rated T for swearing and because I kill off the usual character that I kill off in my fics in a very slow and painful way. IDOE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
Rivers reviews
A short Doctor Who Death Note crossover. I can't say anymore or I'll spoil stuff. IDOE.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Near - Complete
How the rainy day scene should have ended reviews
The rainy day scene from the anime with a different ending. LxLight. IDOE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/11/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Rainbows
What if Beyond and A had a child? What is A was hiding some secret? How would all this affect things in Death Note? Rated M for rape and violence. One sided AxB. BxL. LxLight. There's going to be some OC pairing at some point. I don't own anything.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,839 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - BB, A
Too long reviews
Light wins at the Yellow Box warehouse...by pure luck. IDOE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Light Y., Near - Complete
The ukeish uke reviews
This is a parody of fanfics where Mello is an uke. Please don't take this seriously. MattxMello. Rated M for sex. I don't think I even need to tell you that this is yaoi. IDOE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
What darkness won't touch reviews
The Slender man stalks Light. Rated T because the Slender man is freaking creepy! There's implied LXLight. I don't own anything.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Light Y. - Complete
the DN characters go to fairyland reviews
the Title says it. rated T for swearing,yaoi,virginity jokes, and fluff. BTW:I don't own anything.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Light Y.
Light's letter reviews
Misa digs up the package Light told her to and finds a letter. but it says something she never expected it to say. rated T for cussing. I don't own anything.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Light Y. - Complete
bridge to nowhere
two girls find a bridge in the middle of the forest that can grant the wishes that everyone has hidden in their heart, but at a cost. Crosses over into multiple animes/mangas, video games, TV shows, and books. I don't own anything.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,359 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012
Beyond love reviews
Beyond finds out that L is going to die. LxB. rated T because it's depressing. I don't own anything.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - BB, L - Complete
Kira's reaction to the Prayer Warriors fic reviews
what would happen if Light read the extremely hateful Prayer Warriors Hetalia fic. rated T for references to a fic so horrible it burns your eyes and death. a little LxLight.I don't own anything.
Crossover - Death Note & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Light Y. - Complete
insane crossover pairings
these are all crack crossover yaoi pairings that I was either dared to write or drew out of a hat. the rating may go up. I don't own anything.
Crossover - Pet Shop of Horrors & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,004 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Count D, Mello
Light finds a unicorn! reviews
Unico is dropped at the task force HQ by the west wind to avoid the gods. I don't own anything.
Crossover - Death Note & Unico - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Complete
getting drunk reviews
everyone is invited to Light's birthday party and gets drunk. rated T for drinking and hinted sex. this is pure crack! I don't own anything.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012
from notebooks to tournaments with demons reviews
some of the death note characters find themselves entered in the hunger games and also find out that a tailed beast has been sealed in each of them. I don't own anything. Naruto, Death Note, and Hunger games crossover.
Crossover - Death Note & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012
stupid gods reviews
Mia and her friend are forced to pick a side in the battle between Chaos and Cosmos. as they run into people from each side, they find it harder to chose. There will be yaoi in this. SephixCloud. There might be yuri. It will have OCs. I don't own anything
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012
a witch in a bar reviews
Ultimecia runs into lightning in a bar. rated T for cussing and drinking. LightningxUltimecia. yuri. I don't own anything.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Lightning F., Ultimecia - Complete
let's play a game reviews
After escaping from prison, Beyond decides to get revenge on L by kidnapping his successors and filming them being tortured. rated M for violence, gore, rape, yaoi, cannibalism, cussing, and multiple character deaths. twisted B fic. I don't own anything.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - BB - Complete
Platinum blonde
after their deaths, Mello and Matt are transported to the monster rancher world. Mello turns into a Platinum and ends up being Matt's monster. a Platinum is a type of pixie. rated T for swearing. BTW:I don't own anything. I might put in some yaoi latter.
Crossover - Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012
be careful who you kill reviews
This is what would happen if Light got pregnant with L's baby. contains hinted sex, yaoi, and obviously Mpreg. BTW:I don't own anything.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
mango icecream reviews
Sora finally confesses his feelings for Riku on the beach. warning: sickeningly cute. contains SoraXRiku, kissing, and lots of fluff. BTW:I don't own anything.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sora, Riku - Complete
chocolate, legos, and sugar reviews
a Death note version of the three little pigs. Mello, Near, and L each decide to build a house. Beyond Birthday is the wolf. rated T for death. this is a crackfic. BTW:I don't own anything.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
storm reviews
a bunch of Naruto characters get randomly transported to the death note world where they make new friends and enemies.rated M for sex latter. BTW:I don't own anything.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012
Vanitas vs the icecream machine
I don't know about you, but I really hate that icecream mini game that you have to play as Ventus.This is what would happen if Vanitas saw him playing it. rated T for swearing and violence toward inanimate objects. BTW:I don't own anything.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Vanitas - Complete