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Author has written 30 stories for Death Note, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Pet Shop of Horrors, Doctor Who, Homestuck, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Hunger Games, Unico, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
hi, i'm a Death note fangirl. my two favorite DN pairings are in my username. I like to play video games like final fantasy, KH, fallout, and pokemon. I like homestuck. my OTP is SoraXRiku. I also like Doctor who and My Little Pony.
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"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"I'm surrounded by idiots"
"I'll take a potato chip...and eat it!!!"
"I am shocked, shocked to find out gambling is going on!" "Your winnings, sir." "Oh, thank you."
"You can call me whatever you wish, but I'm taking your cake."
"It's a sheepwolfllamacorn!"
"if you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? five? no, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg."
"you just lost the game."
"Yaoi is good for the soul."
"Your boss is insane, your co-workers are insane, your finally starting to fit in."
"Without Light, the world would be dark, but without L, the world would just be a word."
"I have never once been submissive. One of the few things I can boast about. I have never even been submissive to a traffic signal." "you really should."
"Violence is not the answer. It's the question."
"NARUTO NEEDS TO END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at the *@#$er who gave them to you."
"A tired body needs sugar."
"You just stepped in a sandwich!!!!"
"Get rid of the dude with that stupid broccoli monkey!!!!!"
"What are you all staring at? This isn't a public performance!"
"Don't run over any circus children on your way out."
"I never thought I'd be jealous of an inanimate candy."
"Three guys huddled around a computer. That better not be porn and if it is, I want in."
"That song is the reason why people are afraid of clowns."
"I'm literally getting payed to eat waffles!"
"Does your character eat badgers?"
"I never knew there where evil Hot Topic bags that killed pizza."
"What do mean someone stole the Xanax out of your purse at a Jewish wedding?"
"And I'm a pillow, so I don't wear clothes."
"You ruined my happy!"
" See? I knew the lady with the hat was going to dance."
"It's a RAINBOW colored sewer."
"TWILIGHT IS NOT LITERATURE!"
"You know it's a weird pairing when one of them is dead and one of them is a swordbirdghost."
"Sigiliph is the trippy pokemon."
"It's not wrong to kill them, it's just wrong to set them on fire."
"SHE HAS TO WITHHOLD STUFF AND BE MYSTERIOUS AND ALL. TO MAKE YOUR ADVENTURE SEEM MORE "MAAAAAAGICAL!!!!""
"Who cares, just ride the pony already. YES. FUCK YES. HELL FUCKING YES."
"This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to duel-wield flintlock pistols."
"According to this religious comic, everyone's in hell and god is slender man."
" Lord English is a walking seizure."
"Every time you say sword, I say bucket." "SWORD!" "BUCKET!!!" "damn..."
"what do we have next?" "we have... thing." "see you guys! I'm going to thing!" "have fun at thing."
"oh no" dave said "this is not good. how can i bee champ if im ded?" exzackly oak sed u must avoid them at alll cops.
"your writing doesn't come before your homestuck."
"I'm gonna kill some people with frosting now." "Have fun with that."
"Are you ready to die today?" "Huh? What?" "It's NANO." "Oh. Yeah we're gonna die."
"The wiki could say that John is a bisexual Latino pole dancer, but that doesn’t make it canon."
"N is dating mr. Fuji?!"
"I'm thinking of ordering a satanic prom dress."
"Take those sunglasses off! It makes you look like a South American politician!"
post this on your profile if you think the fic 'the prayer warriors: war against satanism' a hateful and vile piece of trash.
1. The protagonist can take care of herself! she doesn't need a man to save her all the time.
2. Edward Cullen is a stalker.
3. Katniss chooses the sensitive guy.
4. Edward Cullen is a stalker.
5. in Twilight, the romance kills the story.
6. did I mention that Edward Cullen is a stalker?
7. the hunger games do not make vampires look stupid.
seven reasons why homestuck is better than Twilight:
2. Their are several people in homestuck that are stalkers and their all better than Edward.
3. The vampire in homestuck uses a chainsaw
4. You feel like laughing after you read homestuck because it's good. You feel like crying after you read Twilight because it's bad.
5. John could pwn Bella in a fight, even if he didn't have his god tier or anything.
6. There is yuri in homestuck.
7. Hussie's writing is better than Stephie's.
seven reasons why Death Note is better than Twilight:
2. Every woman in Death Note could pwn Bella in a fight. Even Light's sister.
3. Death Note has shinigamis. Twilight has vampires.
4. Light could beat Edward in a fight because Edward would be an idiot and tell Light his name.
5. Death Note has a plot that doesn't resemble a bad soap opera.
7. Jacob is the only reasonably ok character in twilight.
Ten ways to annoy Beyond Birthday:
1. replace his jam with jello
2. ask him why he's cosplaying as L.
3. replace his black colored contacts with normal contacts.
4. make him enter a cosplay contest as L.
5. replace all the sugar in his coffee with Sweet and Low
6. ask him to describe in detail how A killed himself
7. send him to a mental institution.
8. hide all of his jam where L hides his sugar and watch the chaos unfold (also annoys L).
9. handcuff him to Light.
10. get him a job as a cab driver (he would get fired in about five seconds)
since I seem to have a Mello fan that keeps visiting my profile, I present to you, 10 ways to annoy Mello
2. write a really intense MelloxNear non-con fic with insane amounts of lemon and show it to Mello
3. give all his chocolate to Near
4. poke his scar repetitively
5. call him "Mello yellow"
6. steal his chocolate and gun at the same time
7. kidnap Matt
8. braid his hair
9. handcuff him to Light
10. take away the comfy couch that he sits on when he's hanging with the mafia
10 ways to annoy Near:
2. make him play soccer outside in the summer time
3. break all of his toys
4. steal a piece of his puzzle and burn it
5. put black dye in the wash with all of his cloths
6. dye his hair black
7. put the finger puppet that he made of himself and the finger puppet he made of Mello in a really akward looking position
8. replace all of his pajamas with those really crappy cheap ones that you can get at Walmart that are really itchy and uncomfortable
9. handcuff him to Light
10. shave off all of his hair so that he can't twirl it anymore
10 ways to annoy L:
2. make him cake using salt instead of sugar
3. handcuff him to Misa
4. force him to sit normally
5. show him MisaxL hentai
6. make Matsuda the head of the police
7. tell Higuchi that L is after him
8. destroy all the bakeries in the world
9. unhandcuff him from Light
10. make a really convincing case for Light not being Kira
Ten ways to annoy Light:
1. tell him that he copied Justin Bieber's hair style
2. steal his death note and use the pages to make paper airplanes
3. lock him in a room with Misa and Takada at the same time
4. tell him he's not fabulous
5. get a random person who can't spell try to write Near and Mello's names in the death note four times (if you misspell someone's name by accident 4 times, they can't be killed by the death note anymore)
6. show L evidence of Light being Kira
7. take away his potato chips
8. go on the news and do a crappy job of pretending to be Kira
9. handcuff him to Misa
10. show him fanfics that pair L with anyone other than Light
Post this on your profile if you laugh every time someone says the word light, near, mellow, or beyond.
You know you're a loser when (DN spoilers):
2. You run a Pokemon panel at an anime con and don't know who N is.
3. You abandon Death Note after the 7th book just because L dies.
4. You think that a Creeper from minecraft is a real stalker rapist guy that blows people's stuff up and you hide whenever someone talks about Creepers.
5. You can't solve the puzzle.
6. You can't come up with a better insult than calling someone gay.
7. You think that yaoi is a kind of koolaid.
8. you lose to Near in any outdoor game on a sunny day.
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