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Author has written 1 story for Glee.

I ship klaine and I do absolutely nothing else.

Oh, Glee. Without that show I am nothing.

(hey, i'll love you forever if you got my hairspray references in there :D )

chris colfer = perfection

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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 201,420 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 5,395 - Follows: 3,767 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hidden Needs by brokenlovesong reviews
Written as a prompt for blameitontheanon on tumblr! One day when Blaine is giving Kurt a blowjob his tongue slips and Kurt panics. It turns him on to have Blaine's tongue on his hole which makes him freak out, because it is dirty, filthy and he is positive Blaine will find him repulsive, so he does his best to hide his kink. He fails. Warnings: bj, hj, rimming, bottom!Kurt, fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Failure to Mention by foreverabean reviews
Kurt and Blaine have the house to themselves. Cooper neglected to knock.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Kurt H., Cooper A. - Complete
Locked Out by QueenBee7 reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine get locked out of their apartment. Kinda dirty, mostly ridiculous, hopefully enjoyable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Under The Desk by meetingmycutie reviews
Rachel's teaching an acting class over the summer. Quinn decides to come visit her at work. Future Faberry. SMUT.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Distractions by DeathByDarkness13 reviews
In which Blaine is conflicted over a very important revelation he just received upon ogling his boyfriend's fabulous backside. To smack, or not to smack; that is the question. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2012 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
One New Email by Cheaplittlewhore reviews
When Blaine takes advice from Brittany, he learns a couple racy photos can go a long way...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Why This Old Thing? by subitodolcediva reviews
Same 'verse as "Help Me Need You": Kurt has a surprise for Blaine when he gets off work. Includes dk!Klaine and crossdressing. If that's not yo thang, scroll on by.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It would take an eternity by bjaarcy reviews
"They make love into the night by the dimmed glow of Blaine's lamp. It's a continuous tracing of each other's outlines, an exploration as they commit every inch of one another to memory." Heavy R rating if I'm honest, taken after s03x17. ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blue by Zavocado reviews
Burt hates the thought of letting go, but even more he's scared of what the future might mean for his boys. Klaine, Papa Burt. Post-Dance With Somebody
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Burt H. - Complete
Brotherly Bonding by kjessalyn reviews
Kurt and Blaine invite Finn and Cooper for dinner, but get distracted during the preparations. Klaine centric, no incest.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Best Part by allyouneedis reviews
Fill for the Glee Kink Meme: Blaine loves to play with Kurt's ass. Warnings: bottom!Kurt, fingering, rimming, comeplay, dirty talk. Seriously, just pure PWP smut. Enjoy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Come on In, the Water's Fine by Summer Tea reviews
Written for a gkm prompt: Kurt and Blaine decide to relax in Blaine's hot tub one night. SMUT
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Final Prison by Zavocado reviews
Part of the GYOW verse, one- shot. The evening Cameron dropped Blaine off at his little rundown apartment and left him for good was one of the worst nights of Blaine's life.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Calendulam reviews
They are supposed to be at Santana's graduation party, not in the back of Kurt's Navigator in an empty parking lot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Love You Daddy by The Wayward Angel reviews
"Well I'll admit it is a tad bit unorthodox but if you want to try it I see no real reason not to." Blaine and Kurt decide to try a new kink in the bedroom. Warning: daddy!kink, daddy!Blaine, baby!Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If You Set Blaine Up On A Date by MegumiDarkAurora reviews
Things that happen if you try to play matchmaker for Blaine. Set like the book, "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It'll Linger by Zavocado reviews
Part of the Anderberry siblings verse. After Rachel rats Blaine out to their dads, Blaine and Kurt decide that her bedroom is a much better place to spend some alone time than either of theirs. Anderberry, Klaine smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Help Me Need You by subitodolcediva reviews
Happily engaged and living the life they've always dreamed of in NYC, Kurt and Blaine try out Kurt's most secret fantasy. Warnings: role play, daddy!kink, spanking and dirty talk. More bonus warnings inside! Shhh, just try this out, you'll like it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Gyrations and Sensations by Halcyonna reviews
"Oh look, there's a pink one!" Kurt and Blaine explore sex shops together. They experiment with purchased items. Smexy, fluffy, and most definitely silly. First up is liontamer!Blaine and kitty!Kurt roleplay.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Make You Feel My Love by astudyinotters reviews
Written for a prompt on the Glee-Kink-Meme. It's Kurt and Blaine's first time, and while waiting for Kurt to finish getting ready for a date, Blaine stumbles on a large toy named after him. Sexy times follow.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
New experiences by JaydaLee reviews
Kurt brings Blaine back to his place, both men have a dirty evening in mind. Kurt assumes Blaine is a top, Blaine assumes Kurt is a top. What happens when they discover they are both bottoms?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Flower by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #6, but can be read on its own. This is a companion piece to Glory. Basically the exact same story, but from Blaine's third-person perspective. You will find no plot here, but you will find serious sexytimes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Glory by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #5, but can be read alone. Basically, Kurt REALLY appreciates Blaine's backside, and Blaine appreciates Kurt's appreciation. And things get kinda intense.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sex Ed by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
There is a mandatory Sex Ed orientation for all Dalton students which means Kurt and Blaine have to attend as well! And the teacher, Ms. Holly Holliday. Condom usage. Lots of Klaine action. T for suggestive themes. Humor. One-shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Patches reviews
Klex through the mind of klaine's dog, Patches.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete