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Author has written 33 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Bill Nye The Science Guy!, Portal, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Hunger Games, and Web Shows.

Sometimes I put effort into things and sometimes I don't; homework fits into the latter category along with school and other things like people and outside. I believe there are things called trees out there are proper dogs out there like no doge much DOGS. Probably myths.

I know some things and knowing what the hell I'm even doing with my life isn't one of them.

I'm from Glasgow in Scotland which is like the worst place ever seriously nEVER COME I DONT CARE HOW MANY OLYMPICS WE HOST OK IT RAINS A LOT SO THATS SHIT

Tumblr- i.e. where i spend the vast majority of my life; big-m0uth-strikes-again.tumblr.com (:

PLEASE NOTE: WARNING: ALL OF THAT: IF YOU CHOOSE TO MESSAGE ME, BE WARNED; I WILL TALK FOREVER AND SEND NOVEL-SIZED MESSAGES, USUALLY AT THREE IN THE MORNING SO IF YOU'RE AMERICAN I GUESS THAT'S COOL BC TIME ZONES BUT IF YOU'RE FROM THE UK OR PORTUGAL OR WHEREVER ELSE HAS THE SAME TIME AS US THATS PROBABLY BAD U SHOULD SLEEP.

Oh and I'm Lauren. And, uh, youtubers. Bands. Uhm...idk. I like gay people and Brendon Urie, let's all go home and sing songs.

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And He Shouts From The Rooftops: Gay by orangesofsymmetry reviews
Phan, danisnotonfire/AmazingPhil. He's never been decisive, but there's one thing he's sure of: he wants Dan. An extravagant coming out and an extreme Halloween party makes it pretty easy for his dreams to come true. It's a shame that not everyone is supportive, really.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,854 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 10/8/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
A Stocking Surprise by ImaginativeDramasaur reviews
Just a little fluffy, Christmas themed Phan fic as a present for my new friend ijustlovemesomefriedchicken! Dan comes home to find Phil entangled in Christmas lights, but that's not the only surprise of the night.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Dan and Phil Fragments by Fanficgirlie reviews
Just some Phil and Dan friendship stuff. I couldn't find any so I wrote some... hope you like it! (sorry, I suck at summaries... :/)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
The Treehouse by mrs.cookieeater reviews
Dan Howell and Phil Lester live in a world where being homosexual is a crime. So what happens when Phil's old friend Dan, the popular kid, kisses him in the old treehouse? Will they get caught? Or will they continue their secret relationship? Read to find out. I DO NOT OWN DAN OR PHIL. I DO NOT CLAIM TO. THIS ISN'T REAL, THIS IS ALL FICTION. SLASH INSIDE. DO NOT LIKE? DO NOT READ
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,158 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Firefly by a-light-of-hope reviews
Dan is in love with Phil. Although, he doesn't understand that he will never come back. The ghost of Phil comforts him, but the pills that keep him sane make Phil disappear. Dan doesn't understand...
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Truth or Dare, Phil? by hedgehoginajumper reviews
Dan and Phil Play a game of Truth or Dare at the teen awards and get ...saucy! Warning, extremely cheesy writing and I wrote this at 2:00 AM so if it sounds like I'm drunk, that's why. Yep, horrible description. There is some glabella stroking, be warned! PHAN PHAN PHAN PHAN for people who are stupid this is PHAN!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
The Weeping Willow by chloeedawsonx reviews
Just a really sad phanfic that made me cry ;-; AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Missing You - Phan by Isa Sophie Ring reviews
This is my shortest story (so far) I'm actually trying to write a serie, but so far it hasn't gone too well (to be honest). I'll try and write longer ones, but this have to do for now. Amazingphil, Danisnotonfire, Phan, Dan, Phil. Hope you'll enjoy! F&R
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Care home kids by harrypottergleek97 reviews
Dan is new to the care home but not to the system. He meets Phil and finally things get better, but will it last? Phan. I know it's really long, but I can promise you it's worth it! (I hope :D)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,150 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Fangs -Phan- by GingerTips reviews
Eventual Phan AU where Phil sucks neck. :3 Phan. Rated T for super-slight gore, and maybe a few swears. Don't own the boys, they are their own. Unless you're Phil's mum.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Everything Is Okay by I-Love-Phan-And-Butts reviews
Kickthestickz! Chris and PJ discover their romantic feelings for each other at the beach. Enjoy :3
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Crabstickz, Kickthepj - Complete
Three Cheers for Five Years by Spasmplasm reviews
Phan oneshot co written with the wonderful ishisjustphantasy (find her on tumblr) Inspired by the Mayday Parade song Three Cheers for Five Years.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Phoenix Ashes by potatoes-are-not-for-sex reviews
It's early in the morning when it happens, but a happy occasion brings to light the distance they'd never noticed growing between them. One-shot for Dan's 2 million subscribers!
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Tumblr's Gonna Love This by multifandomer reviews
While doing a live show, Phil accidentally reveals his and Dan's relationship, causing Tumblr and Twitter to go crazy.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Just another kid in care -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Daniel Howell. Just another kid in care. A kid who just happens to be 'shipped off' to live with Mrs Lester and her son Phil. Will having someone who actually loves him bring back those memories he's tried to hard to lock away?. Please read guys. all your beautiful feels shall be tended to here.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,147 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Knock For Me by Dollhouse-Kat reviews
Phil gains a friend on the other side of the glass.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/26/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Crabstickz - Complete
Tied together with a smile -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Tied together with a smile songifc. yup. it's fluffy but angsty at the same time. all the better for your feels :D. Please read, i swear it won't hurt your feels
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The things I'll never say to you by PhangirlTillTheEnd reviews
Phil writes down his thoughts towards Dan in a small note. Based around when they first met-ish. Reviews are lovely... ;) *PHAN ONESHOT*
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Fire and ice by ThatOneOverTheTopPhanGirl reviews
Phil's recollection of the time he spent with Dan. One shot No smut Not really sure if this is fluff or angst, you decide. Phan I would have put this into my one shots story but I that this deserved it's own one:)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Phil's New Roommate by AwsomestPersonAlive reviews
Dan and Phil meet in a mental hospital.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/24/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Phan Poetry, literally by PhangirlTillTheEnd reviews
I write awful poems when I'm sad. Tell me the many ways I can improve them. G'head. They can be in either Dan or Phil's POV, depends on how you read them. I'll add more as time goes by, and life gets worse.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
PewdieCry Just Kidding by SodaPopPowers reviews
After reading the fanfic "Flowers for my Valentine" to please their fans, if Pewds and Cry were in the same room together, and they liked each other, ... read to find out... Yaoi
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - ChaoticMonki, PewDiePie
Dance With Me (Phan) by KiroujisWonderland reviews
When London is experiencing one of it's worst storms yet and there's no electricity, what do you do to cure the boredom and keep warm? A fluffy Dan x Phil fanfiction.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Tears of an Angel -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
angsty little phanfic based of Tears of an angel. all abored the feels train. i swear it'll get your feels. please read. please? reviews are very much loved. also. i made a video for this ages ago: /watch?v CM6FEph4izU
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Flower Crown Boyz by StarFox-chan reviews
One day, in the grey city of London, Phil and Dan are walking home from a day of shopping. On their way home, Phil notices a park, and in that park is a large circle of flowers. He suddenly remembers a memory, a memory of making flower chains with Dan... Phan (kinda). Fluff. One-shot.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Library by For-Longest-Days-And-Nights reviews
Hermione loves the library, that much she loses track of time in there. Ron he doesn't like it very much but he goes in there anyway to find Hermione, and see what she is up to. Thanks to Malteser24 (check her stories out) for the idea! Hope you Enjoy! xox
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
He Was Called Dan by NeverlandNat reviews
Dan. Dan is Phil's best friend. And more. Oh, so much more. Phil tells all about his relationship with Dan. How it came to be, why it's so special, and just how much it all means to Phil. Basically fluff. Yeah. All fluff. Phil Lester, Dan Howell, AmazingPhil, danisnotonfire, Phan. I'm honestly not sure why this is rated T.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Day with Dan by Theidontknow reviews
Dan finds out her weakness, and shes stuck in a bean bag. A LOT OF FLUFF AND CUTENESS AND TICKLING KAY. CAUSE ITS FUN TO WRITE KAY.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Liquid Courage by I-Love-Phan-And-Butts reviews
Dan and Phil attend Chris's birthday party, and Dan drunkenly tells Phil a secret. How will Phil respond to this new information! Fluff! Rated T for a few swear words, but it's not that bad. :)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
A Lifetime Journey by maryizzieanne reviews
A fanfiction about how Phil and Dan met until they ended up friends, or something more. I guess this is going to be a long one. Phan and fluff at some point. Enjoy! :]
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,319 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
He said 'Okay' by mariskooli reviews
Phan story, where Phil leaves Dan. Oneshot.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Runaway Baby by RikkuPollendina reviews
Anna has just come to London, and loves her new job. She can only hope her bosses don't find out her secret...
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Sick Little Games -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Phil meets Dan when Dan appears at his door, responding to his advertisment for the room Phil is renting out. everything is fine until he finds out Dan isn't exactly who Phil thought he was. please read, i promsie it'll be good.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
House of Brazil by sugarlove7777 reviews
Mara doesn't seem to notice three guys liking her. But Fabian is tense when he sees a cute blonde guy flirting with Nina. Seems like everyone is crushing on the House of Anubis gang.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,505 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R.
RIP Simon by Malteser24 reviews
A little one-shot based off Amazing Phil's video R.I.P Simon. AU. I do not own Phil or Dan.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Daniel -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
It wasn't until later that it occurred to me that it was a strange place to meet someone. I mean, not many people can say that they met their best friend at a funeral. Even so, I knew then, even though I was only eight, that Dan and I would be friends for life. You could say that even from the start. We were like one person. Please read and review, it's going to be good i promise
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Poor Dan by Malteser24 reviews
Dan is sick, so its up to Phil to help him feel better. Multiple chapter story with eventual fluff if people like it. This is my first story, so i hope you like it. AU I do not own Dan nor Phil
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Depression -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Phil's been depressed for the last 10 years, nobody can help him. that is until Dan finds out about his best friends feelings. i really suck at summeries. but please read
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,149 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
PJ and Chris kissy kissy at Hogwarts by marmitehaters67 reviews
PJ(kickthepj) is nervous about going to Hogwarts. That is, until he meets Chris(crabstickz). kickthestickz. Filch totes ships it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Complete
Little Hints by missalexcellent reviews
Nothing is ever going to change between danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil... or will it? Dan pursues in a series of attempts to show Phil he truly cares. Pairings: kickthestickz phan. Rated 'T' for later chapters.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Phil's last words by ThatOneOverTheTopPhanGirl reviews
Dan left, Phil's upset, what will Phil do when he broadcasts live on YouNow? One shot. Phan.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
no homo by alphaddon reviews
Phil and Dan are just friends... right?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Phan? by DanosaurForLife reviews
Phil and Dan are best friends. But, do they want to be more than that? This is my first fanfic, so be nice! PS/Disclaimer: Phan is completely fake! I'm totally aware that Dan and Phil are just friends. But, a girl can dream...so none of this (probably) ever happened! Oh, and sadly, I don't own Dan or Phil :(
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil
Admitted Desires by AmazingChloeIsNotAPigeon reviews
"Is this pity?" He asked, looking at me with those golden eyes. He leaned in towards me and kissed me. It wasn't a half hearted one, it was a real one. Full of... Well, Dan. He finally parted his lips from mine, "Now, Phil. Tell me, was that pity?" His eyes where half pleading half loving, his voice was the same, even through the roughness of it.. Phan, please read.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil
Sickness -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Phil is ill and it's up to Dan to care for him. so much fluff. please read and review
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Drunk by ThatOneOverTheTopPhanGirl reviews
Dan's drunk and hitting on a girl, Phil's alone and wishing that it was him that Dan was hitting on. Again, crappy summary... One shot. Phan. Complete and utter fluff (Because I'm useless at smut... My stories will always be fluff)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Assassin by piefould reviews
When the boys take up jobs as assassins, their chance of death is skyrocketed. When Dan and listed as dead, Phil takes matters into his own hands. Is there a way for them both to be alive and well as well as keeping London safe? Read and find out! Rated M for high levels of violence, high levels of coarse language and sexy times in later chapters. P.S I suck at summaries.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Angel -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Phil is an immortal angel that is forced to meet his loved one then watch him die over and over again. life can be cruel for an angel.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
This Was Forever by benedictotterbatch reviews
Dan just wants everything to be perfect, so they remember this night forever. Pairing amazingphil/danisnotonfire
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil - Complete
A Tale About Llamas, Horror Movies, Star-Patterned Pajamas, And OTP by whydis reviews
Dan and Phil, a horror movie, tipsy action and lots of irony from the author
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Always There (A PewDiePie X CutiePie FanFiction) by nadiamirah reviews
Felix plays too much horror games, in Marzia's opinion. So what if those horror games play with Felix's mind? Can Marzia tell him that the real world and the gaming world are two different things? ONE SHOT. Pewdie X Cutie. A bit of OOC. Non-profitable.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2013 - PewDiePie, CutiePieMarzia - Complete
Maybe It'll Be Okay by OceanSunrise32 reviews
Phil has had feelings for Dan for a while, and he finally decides to make a move... FLUFF.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Baby Can't You See by a-light-of-hope reviews
"What's wrong, love?" I ask, turning my head in the direction I think you're sitting. You fling your arms around me, and pull me in close, the smell of alcohol filling my nostrils. I don't mind as long as I'm close to you. "I'm sorry," you whisper in my ear, crying softly, "it's all my fault." Rated M for sexual themes (kind of). It's better than the summary. One-shot. Phan.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Good Morning, Birthday Boy! by Owl-bones reviews
Just a quick birthday one-shot for our beloved birthday boy, Philip! Yaaaayyyyy! Nothing too dirty in this one. But enough poking to kill a horse. Not that I condone such things. Please don't poke a horse to death. Please. Thank you. XD (My summaries are getting weirder and weirder...)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Doubts PewDiePie x CutiePie by AshleeTrolol reviews
Short and sweet. Felix and Marzia have strong feelings for each other, but they don't know if the other feels the same.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete
It's Been Too Long by Kri5ti reviews
"It was rare when Dan could catch Phil like this — lust-driven. Usually, Phil was sweet, gentle. He liked to take things slow and indulge in the "romantic" side of the physical. But tonight was different; Phil had been in America for over a week and, well, he was a grown man. A grown man with needs." Phan. Smut. Language. Don't like, don't read.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
My Letter To You by ThatEnglishRoseisnotonfire reviews
Dear Dan, I've never loved you more than I do now and I can't keep my feelings from you any longer... Love your Phillion
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Love in a Hellhole by GreekGoddess00 reviews
Nina Martin & Fabian Rutter meet in biology class in highschool. Fast forward to the future. They both love each other &won't admit it. Mix in the two having to face college with two major threats that could end their friendship for good. Bad news alright
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R.
The Smiths by HotSpatulaOnFire reviews
Yes, this is a story of a whiny British band that captivates a lot of people. One of those people is Samantha Puckett. She has reasons for the love too.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
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Stirring reviews
Phil has been searching for that perfect cup of tea for the majority of his disappointing life. And who knows, maybe an angry and confused little boy can help him with that. (For orangesofsymmetry as part of the Christmas fic exchange- bit late, oops. cx )
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Red reviews
The road becomes red, as do my hands gripping the leather steering wheel in front of me and my memories start to take flight from my head, vestige flying out the window behind us. I know what I have to do. So does he. So does Phil, as he appears in the back seat, his once electric blue eyes now streaming red rivers. "I love you," he mouths.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Dan Is Not Wearing Calvin Klein Boxers (Anymore) reviews
Smut; let's get that out there. Smut and, as always, I am ashamed. So pretty obviously M rated for that. Dan and Phil are simply filming an innocent collab video and then butt secks. Suddenly a collab video is the last thing on their minds... reviews are much appreciated! x
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Best of Enemies (With potatoes-are-not-for-sex) reviews
Alex Day and Carrie Fletcher; the best of enemies, but at night that all changes. Alex thinks there could be more to Carrie, but isn't hasty to find out about his arch rival. (Rated K for a little swearing).
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Nerimon, ItsWayPastMyBedTime
Oh Poor Little Phil reviews
I once felt sorry for you, I was once your friend but now I feel nothing whatsoever. And this just proves it, 'Philly'. You make me sick. (Rated T for some...brutality. Also trigger warnings.)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Maybe Not Then reviews
If Fanfiction had a behind the scenes, this would be it.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Cats Always Land On Their Feet reviews
Dan expresses his hopes for Phil's future just as he turns his back on him for good. (Phan One-shot.)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Internet Flirtations reviews
WARNING XXXXXX PHAN SEXEH TIMEZ. My first smut ok and I am ashamed say sorry to your toes for meh. Set back when all the flirting went on over Dailybooth and Formspring went on; Phil starts to get weird about it and tries to talk to his flatmate. I REPEAT, I'M SO SORRY PLS DON'T SHOOT I WANT TO LIIIIVE. M cause, y'know, smut. Yeah. Bye.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
There You'll Be reviews
Never, not once, do you ever think it might happen to you. It's never gonna happen to you. Dan's world is thrown upside down with a sudden bump down the stairs. Phil is diagnosed with the late stages of cancer and there's nothing anyone can do for him. He's a dead man. (NOT PHAN)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
I Know About Phil reviews
One-shot KickTheFire. You're either with me or you're not, okay? PJ wishes Dan would just stay with him; just for once maybe he would put him first. But he knows.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj - Complete
Hotel Adventures reviews
*PHAN GOODNESS* (sorry, I meant badness). Dan and Chris are challenging each other to a game of spin the bottle, but Phil's not comfortable at all.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz - Complete
I'm Sorry, I Didn't Mean What I Said Earlier reviews
Okay okay, it isn't a one shot any more, I've changed my mind. Nasty arguments don't always end in hugs and makeups, as Dan and Phil are about to realise. Rated T for the swearing.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Hamish reviews
I stand in front of the mirror, looking at myself with a pure loathing. But yet a part of me doesn't hate at all, only loves. Only loves the two men at the same time and doesn't have a problem with it. (Phan) (One shot)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Drunk reviews
*ONESHOT* Phan? maybe? I don't even know. Dan has a drink problem (five stars if you guessed that...) along with other issues from my brain and stuff. Fluff? Angst? I DON'T KNOW OKAY JUST EAT IT I-
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Are You Sure You're Not Gay? reviews
Dan gets asked a serious question on You Now (for once)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Danisnotonfire - Complete
Insanity reviews
"I really don't know what to do with him, Peej. I've looked on the internet for symtoms of anything, I've tried phoning these NHS helplines, but they just think I'm trolling them...I've asked online for help and people think I'm insane...I think I'm going the same way as him...I-I don't know how much longer I can cope. I don't even know what he has! It's keeping me up at night!"
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,540 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Phil's Surprise reviews
One shot. Phil proposes to Dan, but not everything goes to plan. Nothing gets past Dan!
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Truth About Victor's iPod reviews
I'm feeling random, so come take a wander with me! :D bit of swearing, so if you don't like those potatoes? Don't read! Enjoyyyy!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013
Strangers Through Friends reviews
Nina and Eddie have been best friends for ages. Eddie has just got back from boarding school and is eager for Nina to meet his room mate, Fabian. What's gonna happen here, gang? :D
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,899 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R., Eddie M.
Honestly, Phil Will Always Be There reviews
"Well, I died about a hundred times in Portal this morning...do you know how many times I cried at all those funerals? DO YOU?" I burst out laughing again. "Okay, I'll take that as a 'I'm fine'." He made his 'Giraffe' noise again, as I continued to smile. I felt as if this smile wouldn't leave at least until I was asleep. Or tomorrow morning. Phil made everything better. Always.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Dante Manor reviews
((Not sure if I've spelled Dante right but I'm too lazy to go and check)) PewDiePie wakes up and finds himself in Lucius's shoes! Is it just a dream? Or does he actually have to play the game through to find out? Rated T for swearing. A lot cos he's PewDiePie...
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012
Him Always him reviews
Dan is haunted by his best friend; neither of them can move on after his horrible death which Dan naturally blames himself for. But there's something more to it and Dan knows exactly what. He himself knows what he's done and can never forgive himself until HE does and he makes the ultimate sacrifice.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Mr Newspaper Guy
I might make this a little Dan and Phil series xD
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
The Lion Hideout reviews
Phil in his dream job, Dan in his dream...enclosure...and both of them in their dream world together.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil - Complete
Abandon All Tumblrs reviews
just another Phan oneshot x3 - and fgs, PHAN is spelled correctly little squiggly line quit tryna make me feel dumb... :(
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Your eyes reviews
Little phanfiction that I just thought up, idk. If you like phan then go ahead and read it or something very bad will happen. Basically? Dan's been acting weird and Phil knoooows there's something up. Like, seriously, it's SOOOO ovbious. So yeah, will Phil find out? Or will Dan be isolated Dan FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (untill I run out of characters) RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Complete
The Random Ghost reviews
There's a ghost in Anubis House :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
Ermhagerd reviews
Be grateful I wrote this...
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Peeta M. - Complete
Some People Call It Penguin Love reviews
A fluffly little one shot about 2 little penguins falling in love. I don't think I have to say anymore.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
Victor and Vera and Their Loverlike Ways reviews
Little one shot about when Victor and Vera ALMOST argued :O ! Seriously, when that happened I was like, on the edge of my seat screaming at them to hurry up and yell at each other XD. Anyways, enjoy :D !
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Victor R., Vera D. - Complete
Switching Roles reviews
Just a little one shot about when Wheatley takes GLaDOS's place. Like in the game, except with my little twist! R&R MUCH apreciated!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Bill Nye The Animal Guy! reviews
One shot : Just this random story where Bill basically loses his mind and tries to get animals to talk.
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Trapped reviews
Nina and Fabian escape the attic, but they get trapped in Nina's room instead! :o
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete