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I, Kathleen1533, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews . . .

Favorite Music: Paramore, My Chemical Romance, Evanescence

Favourite T.V. shows: Doctor Who, Warehouse 13, Once Upon A Time, Pretty Little Liars, NCIS!

Favourite Books: Tankborn, Divergent Series, Awaken, All of Ally Carter's Books, His Fair Assassin, and Throne of Glass.

Favourite Manga/Anime: Inuyasha (Both manga and anime), Death Note (Both manga and anime) Library Wars (Manga), La Corda d'o ro (Manga).

My REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

-Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now.

-If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive I just don't care

The voices in my head don't like you

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't quite as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

-I used to be normal...until I met those freaks I call friends.

-If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% that would sit there eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY DIMWIT!' then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

God made men first, then he had a better idea!

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage

I'm cute...now give me my cookies.

Boys in books are just...Better! (In every way)

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.'

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

Questions to Ponder...

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?

"Why Do Boys Fall in Love with Girls?"

(This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when it's minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "Let's not fight anymore," even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you."

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it.)

23. The way they say "I miss you."

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you.

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them, it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world, they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice.

It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

Random quotes I love:

I want to be known as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own.

Let's play Truth or Dare...or just Dare because nobody tells the Truth anymore...

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday!

Yea, I'm a loser...but I'm the coolest loser you'll EVER meet.

Sometimes when I say 'oh, I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'

You asked what was wrong and I said NOTHING but then I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learing to dance in the rain

Teddy bears don't hug back but sometimes they are all you got

True friends are hard to find, Harder to leave, and Impossible to forget

It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up, especially if it's all you ever wanted

I don't miss you, I miss the person I thought you were

Best Friends are about killing each other over a bag of chips, and then when it's all over not saying sorry but saying "Ha Ha loser.

22=6, I rock at math

Im going to smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me

Anyone can make you smile, Many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.

It hurts so much to love you the way I do, and then look at you and see how much you don't care...

I only use my computer on days that end in "Y"

Hug a Tree. They have less issues than people.

Dance like nobody's watching.

Just for once...I want someone to be afraid of losing me

Best friends. Were the ones who Practically live at eachother's houses, Stay up all night talking about absolutly nothing, Dance until were out of breath, Laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other, even though were complete idiots

Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios

I agree with the Dictionary:

Girls before Guys

Partying before Studying

Friends before Love

I don't Run away from you...I walk away slowly and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me.

They are laughing at us because were Idiots...were laughing at them because they Just figured that out

True love is when you shed tears and still want him, It's when he ignores you and you still love him, It's when he loves another girl and you say your happy for them, even though you just cry...and cry

I'm 99 sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1 that keeps me hanging on

This one's for the girls. Who have ever had a broken heart. Who have wished opon a shooting star. Your beautiful the way you are. This one's for the girls.

Isn't it funny how a girl's profile is all about that one guy and he never know's every word is about him

I'm the type of girl who can watch abunch of horror movies and not get scared...

then scream at the top of my lungs when the waffle pops out of toaster

Do you know how hard it is to say: oh no, were just friends, when all you want to do is scream: I LOVE YOU

I'm the type of girl who tries not to like you, and ends up just falling harder

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

I'm on the Avatar: The Last Airbender Diet:
For breakfast I have papayas and onion and banana juice
For lunch I have White Jade Tea and sea prunes
And to top it all off, for dinner I have catus juice and a big bowl of friendly mushrooms
Copy and paste this to your profile if you're an Avatard

Reasons Why Girls Are The Best

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can have men do what we want by merely unbuttoning our shirts.

31. At least one girl always survives in a horror movie.

32. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our toenails without feeling the least bit silly.

33. Our magazines have horoscopes.

34. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.

35. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm.

36. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.

37. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.

38. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.

39. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'M A PUNK/GOTH/EMO, so I MUST LOVE Black Veil Brides.
I'M IN ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be STUCK UP


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True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max's went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it up.Now she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these starcrossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,071 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Bitter or Sweet? by Nyony's Echo reviews
After a disappearance of 3 years, Inuyasha is even more popular at school than ever. On the opposite end of the spectrum is Kagome, who plans on ignoring his existence. Too bad for them it's not easy to ignore someone who lives next door: cliche just got good. InuKag/MirSan/KogAya/SesRin (COMPLETE)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,614 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Hello, Sunshine by Miki-hime reviews
AU. By happenstance, Gwen comes across a job opportunity: be a nanny for Arthur Pendragon's son. It would have been great, if the child wasn't evil incarnate and if she wasn't falling for her boss, who she feels would never go for a basket case like her.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 139,141 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
When in Doubt by ScarlettSunshine reviews
Draco has a daughter. Pansy is the mother. Or more like WAS. She's passed away and the responsibility of taking care of the baby is left for Draco. Having no idea how to handle a baby good fortune smiles upon him, in the form of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,746 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harmony by Hesaluti reviews
Hermione runs a tight ship at the top class hotel where she is General Manger. But the delicate harmony she works so hard to achieve is shattered, when the penthouse suite is rented by Draco Malfoy, while his house is being refurbished. Chaos ensues until they find they have a mutual interest that begins to change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Working For the Dragon by My Bad Addiction reviews
Post Hogs. A desire to be free from the protected life she's lived. Mischievous and gullible Ginny Weasley gets a job at Malfoy Empire. What she didn't expect was inevitably falling for Merlin's gift to women, Draco Malfoy - Her boss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,979 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Façade by Hesaluti reviews
When Draco Malfoy's son starts at Hogwarts and is shockingly sorted into Gryffindor, it becomes obvious that it isn't going to be easy for his Head of House, Hermione Granger. When Scorpius is selected for a mentoring programme, Draco and Hermione have to put aside their past differences and work together to help him. Can they do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,117 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Points In the Right Direction by E.C. Spence reviews
James is still trying to win Lily's heart after seven years and is making no progress until a late night trip turns things around. Lily and James must discard the skewed images they've had of each other and come to realization that war changes everything. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,364 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Pregnancy Chronicles by Greekchic reviews
Ginny Potter thought she had seen it all. Until she found out she was pregnant. Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride to parenthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,667 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Assassins Anonymous by Katherine Julia reviews
"Welcome everyone to Assassins Anonymous. My name is Christy, and I'll be your therapist for today." One-shot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Zach G. - Complete
Linked by a Pen by Blue-Songbirds reviews
Max, a hard nut loner. Fang, your typical popular, hot emo player. So what'll happen when their schools set up a pen-pal program and they get assigned eachother?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,170 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Renaissance by Hesaluti reviews
Hermione's dream of opening her own school for adult wizards who want to improve their skills seems to be slipping away when she is thrown a lifeline by the last person you would expect and who is in need of a lifeline too. Lots of Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,906 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
L'Academie des Sorcieres by MargretKelley reviews
At the age of 10, Ginny was selected to attend a very elite, all-witches school. When she finishes, Voldemort has been defeated but his followers have overtaken the Ministry. Instead of getting the job she was promised, she is forced into marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,699 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Unexpected by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is the principal of an elementary school. Inuyasha is a janitor. A story told in bits and pieces.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 108,377 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
It's a Mystery by Sunshinesque reviews
"What're you doing here! And why are you...why are you naked!" "I could ask you the same question. Not that I mind though. Honestly, Evans, you should dress like that all the time." *Life is a mystery.* -LxJ-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,467 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Enrapture by with the monsters reviews
He'd like to spend all his time scattering kisses into her hair.- —AriaEzra
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Aria M., Ezra F. - Complete
Christmas Pretty by Lixxle reviews
Seasonal sequel to 'My Fine Feathered Friend'. On the first Underground Christmas, Sarah's true love gave to her...well, it's the thought that counts. A Christmas tale of leather, goblins, and the odd stunted unicorn.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,733 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
Christmas in Corsets by unopeneddoors reviews
There were two things James hated about Christmas. The first was being away from Lily Evans,and the other was his parents' stupid annual victorian costume party, but this year it was going to be very different and it all starts with a surprise guest...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,808 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Last Wish by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Draco and Hermione are made the sole guardians of Pansy Parkinson's daughter. Can two enemies unite over one common bond?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Inuyasha: professor at shikon high by Nyony's Echo reviews
Bff's Kagome, Sango, Ayame and Rin move onto Shikon high. What happens when they meet professors Inuyasha, Miroku, Koga, and Sesshomaru? One problem: the students arent allowed to associate with their teachers! -InuxKag, SessxRin, MirxSan, KogxAya-
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,479 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Tokens of Affection by Shinku reviews
One year later, Sarah takes a chance. A purple hyacinth - 'Please, forgive me.'
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,546 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
For the Sake of Convenience by xMorbidxAngelx reviews
Childhood acquaintances meet again after several years. A sudden request throws their budding relationship into turmoil. How can their relationship survive the shadows of the past as well as the threat of heartbreak?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,639 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
A Murder Most Foul by xMorbidxAngelx reviews
Sesshomaru's the lone detective, only relying occasionally on his partner Kouga, but when he meets a girl through his nephew's obsession with murder mysteries, how will he help her already dangerous situation?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,910 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Retribution by perlaret reviews
He gropes. She slaps. It's the way it's always been... until now. Sometimes changes happen where you least expect them to.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - [Miroku, Sango] - Complete
The Infamous Hogwarts Prankwar of 1977 by FieryBrunette reviews
It's utter insanity for 7th year students. On top of homework and Quidditch, a new humorous terror plagues the school: the growing feud between the well known Marauders and the unknown Marauderesses. Who will win the prankwar?And who are the Marauderesses
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,228 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Other lives by marguerite26 reviews
Sequel to Another Life. After a friendly intervention, Hermione and Draco are sent once again in the past, in their previous lives, but where exactly? In Ancient Rome where Draco was a gladiator or in the Far West perhaps? Will they ever come back?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Time Changes Us All by Fyreheart reviews
Years have passed since Sarah defeated Jareth. How are they doing? Disclaimer: I don't own any part of the Labyrinth.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,432 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Something's Gotta Give by Mei Queen reviews
After a terrible divorce with her longtime love, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley suffers from extreme loneliness. That is until one day when her two best friends, Hermione and Luna, decide to make her a profile in an online dating service. DracoGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,655 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Love is a Lie by Monkey Sprite reviews
[AU]Independant feminist Sango has to go to Tokyo for Kagome's wedding. And everyone there is anxious to meet the boyfriend whom Sango said she's seeing. Desperate to keep up with her lie, she hires the charming male escort Miroku to act as her boyfriend.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,213 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Sango, Miroku
An Emotional Wedding by Kaoli water goddess reviews
AU MiroSan While at her best friend's wedding, Sango is forced to be the date of Miroku, the man she has despised since high school. This is a wedding though could her feelings change?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,010 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Music, Fame and Hell by WitchyGirl99 reviews
Their music affected people. They were new. They were hot. But fame becomes delusional when lives are in danger. Hell breaks sanity and music is the only thing they can hold onto. And love? Well, that will come in time. InuKag MirSan SessRin
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 260,700 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Cacophony by WindeSprite reviews
AU Sango, an NYU student and the Principal Cellist of the college orchestra, auditions to be in the background orchestra for a movie. Fully expecting to make the Principal position, she doesn't feel particularly friendly to the man who does...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,181 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by Kerichi reviews
Tonks is rich in family and friends, but the wages of a new Auror keep her short of funds. A side job brings something into her life money can't buy. Tonks and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,497 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Sound of Her Voice by Sarah Haywood reviews
When Inuyasha, the deaf son of a multimillionare, finds an ad for a clinic that will cure his deafness, he meets the mute daughter of his doctor, Kagome. [Inukag]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,665 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Confession by gypsymuse reviews
Everyone has their breaking point. Miroku's just reached his. MS one-shot, lime-flavoured fluff.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Mr Perfect by Queenizzay reviews
Sango's given up on her own lovelife, and instead, focuses on others. But when the hot band, Fiendish, calls on her skill, will she fall in over her head? And What happens when you're supposed to help 'Mr. Perfect' find someone else? SM, IK, SR, etc...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,503 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
A Miroku and Sango Oneshotter by Thunk reviews
(Complete) The title says it all. Ruefully coming to terms with Miroku's womanizing, Sango prepares to embark on a future that doesn't include him. But Miroku has no intention of letting her go, and fesses up to an unlikely secret that leaves her shocked
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Miroku, Sango - Complete