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Joined 01-27-12, id: 3670035, Profile Updated: 08-24-12
Author has written 2 stories for Criminal Minds.

Hey everyone! Much like you, I have an obsession with Criminal Minds, and Fanfiction.

I'm really sad Paget is leaving Criminal Minds. I know she isn't one of the 'originals', but I have to admit. I liked her more than Elle. I've known Paget was leaving since the Season 7 finale, but it didn't really sink in until I was watching the 'Behind The Scenes. Season 6', and Matthew was talking about how much he was going to miss her. I burst out crying, because it finally sank in. My family looked at me weird. Regardless, I'm really looking forward to see how the team reacts to Prentiss leaving, and Alex Blake stepping in to take her place. I hope she's not like Ashley Seaver. I could not stand her. I wanted to see her character die in the field so many times. I'm so glad she got fired.

I'm kind of new to the world of Fanfiction. If you've ever read my stories, you would know that I update pretty much daily. As I'm sure you understand, that can't always happen. Before I started writing, I always thought authors used 'writers block' as an excuse for laziness, but I realize now how wrong I was.

Due to my social awkwardness, and lack of friends, I spend most of my time online, and watching TV. Yeah, you could say I'm living the high life.

Disclaimer I don't own Criminal Minds. If I did, the show's main focus would be Spencer Reid. Due to my lack of creativity, the show would probably suck too.

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The Voice by SillyOldThing reviews
Reid gets personal advice from an unexpected source. Too personal. Ch. 6 up! Story updated
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 11/4/2008 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
The Prank War Of The BAU by Eminnis reviews
Reid is bored. He finds a list of things to do when you're bored...and he tries it....and Prentiss finds it too...and the team is starting to lose all patience with them...only trouble can come of this. Humor fic. Please read and review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss
Intoxication by paggle14 reviews
"I'm really glad I have speed dial on this mushroom, my fingers are paralysed so I had to use some peanuts to call you." An adorable drunken Reid with JJ to help him? What could happen? Please r&r
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ
Break Up By Arrows by The Linn reviews
An interesting little thing I thought of. It seems a certain someone is handy with a bow and arrows! Rated T for language. I OWN NOTHING
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Secrets Revealed by The Linn reviews
What happens when the BAU starts finding out about Reid's personal life? Credit to Peekabooo for the initial idea. REIDCENTRIC. Rated T for Mild Language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by QuirkyRevelations reviews
Pretend that Reid never killed Tobias yet was still rescued by the team. After over a year of struggling with the aftermath of his kidnapping, Reid is suddenly met with the prospect of facing his trauma when he and the team travel to Georgia for an interview. He learns that Tobias is institutionalized and wonders whether or not to pay him a visit.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2012 - S. Reid, Tobias H. - Complete
Memory Lane by OTH-FOQ reviews
Spencer Reid's at the BAU alone, and there's a letter waiting for him on his desk.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2012 - S. Reid, Elle G. - Complete
Series 7 Oneshots by Graveygraves reviews
As the title suggests this is a collection of one-shots each connected to an episode in series 7. All characters included. Un'beta'd so advice and comments appreciated.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,643 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Sins of the Mother by Nuwanda31 reviews
Reid gets a blast from the past when Alexa Lisbon comes to the BAU for help. Reid is reluctant to help her, but changes his mind with some convincing from Riley, who has some news of her own. Pairings Reid/OFC, Morgan/Prentiss. Reid/Riley Part V
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 177,399 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - S. Reid, OC - Complete
Facebook Fun in the FBI by karoanton reviews
Just a Facebook fic I felt like writing. Reid/Seaver and possibly some Morgan/Prentiss in later chapters. Note: the review button is your very best friend I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - A. Seaver, S. Reid
Mish Mash by TheCompositionNotebook reviews
This is going to be a 'Mish Mash' of random one shots, written for the prompts from the 'Criminal Minds Weekly Prompts' forum. Not sure exactly what kind of stuff there's gonna be yet, so we'll find out!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012
What Happened In Vegas by Coffee Kitten reviews
Spencer Reid has always been a mystery, but what happens when his enigmatic past comes crashing into his present. No one sees it coming, not even Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - S. Reid
Hotdog by SSAFunbar reviews
This is what happens when you cross overtirdness, too much LMFAO, and a lot of typing already in the same day... Inspired by LMFAO's 'hotdog' and drunken bowling. OOC and semi-crackiness. I own nothing. And Prentiss would be added as a third character.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Awkward by SSAFunbar reviews
"Make him uncomfortable" Hotch. Reid does just that. Majorly AU, OOC, Crackyness. Spoliers for 1x08. kind of. Enjoy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Garcia's Operation Christmas Cheer by nebula2 reviews
Garcia's on a mission this year: to get Reid into the Christmas spirit. Will she be successful? My submission to the Christmas Fic Gift Exchange on CCOAC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,245 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
Meeting Matthew by SSAFunbar reviews
607 days ago Garcia sent Morgan videos of Matthew Gray Gubler, she also contacted him and now she's hearing from him. Rated T to be safe language wise. Can be read alone, but I suggest reading Gublerland first to have a better idea of whats going on now.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Bitter Revenge, Sweet Tragedy by XxxLEVITYxxX reviews
The team gets called on a case to Tampa, Florida. People are being brutaly tortured and having their throats slashed. But what happens when the BAU team becomes this UNSUBS next target? Reid-centric. THERE WILL BE TORTURE IN LATER CHAPTERS! Please R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,782 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Happy New Year by SSAFunbar reviews
Morgan throws his anual New Year's party and as usual, Reid drinks a little too much. Warning: talk of drinking. Rated T to be safe.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Let it Snow! by Graveygraves reviews
A sudden last minute case leads to an unexpected Christmas for all of the team, but especially Reid and Morgan. Written for MelloJason in the CCOAC Gift Exchange. Beta'd. Merry Christmas!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/21/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Retreat by Rayne McKenna reviews
Truth is like a splinter, it may hurt, but the longer it takes to come out, the more painful it becomes. My wishful, and often humorous thoughts on what should happen in season 7. May contain spoilers for previous seasons.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,049 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Wooded by BlackthornTree reviews
Morgan and Reid are somewhere in a forest, and Reid's concussed. Things aren't going so well.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/30/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Beauty In The Breakdown by Greg'sgirl5 reviews
It was almost ironic. The way no matter when something bad happened, it was always him. Always Reid. And even further ironic, the way he never saw it coming.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2011 - S. Reid
The Cooking Lesson by REIDFANATIC reviews
ONE SHOT What happened in the cooking lesson at Rossi's house at the end of Proof? SPOILER for Proof
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/1/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Devil's Playground by REIDFANATIC reviews
A brutal attack brings Reid and the team to Las Vegas where, with the help of the CSI team, they must work to save innocent victims.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,215 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Logic Game by Fuzzball457 reviews
Reid and Morgan are kidnapped by a whole new type of Unsub who wants to play a sick game with them. No slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,825 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Profilers vs Nature by cause.A.scene reviews
COMPLETE Two of our beloved agents find themselves stuck in the Colorado mountains after a car accident. They must fight to survive and make sacrifices for each other as they attempt to find help and a way home. Not a pairing, just whump and friendship!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,605 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Reid's Revenge by nebula2 reviews
Sequel to "The Whistle". It's April Fool's Day, and Reid has found the perfect way to return the whistle to Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Gublerland by SSAFunbar reviews
Garcia sends Morgan an e-mail with a link to MGG's website.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Jeux D'esprit by Cooptown reviews
A car carrying two agents crashes in the night, and it isn't an accident. The team isn't coming for them, and the unsub is getting closer. At this point, survival is all that matters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,100 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
White Lies by cause.A.scene reviews
When Reid is taken hostage in a bank by a group the team has been profiling, he must work to keep the hostages safe by making sacrifices of his own and creating a bond with his captor. Team and Reid fic. No pairing, no other warnings. Just some whump
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,161 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Liar by Addicted Archangel reviews
During an investigation, Reid is placed under arrest for the murder of a young girl. As indisputable evidence is presented, doubt rises. After a convicting sentence, the young agent is sent off to prison to serve hard time... No pairing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,946 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
From lightyears away by Addicted Archangel reviews
Reid goes on a date that does not end the way he expected.. Somewhat Reid/OFC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
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Fear reviews
Reid and JJ are lost in the woods. Animals, injuries, and the possibility of a trigger happy unsub being nearby, will they be able to make it out?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ
Gone reviews
Reid has friends the BAU never knew about. But when a hostage situation presents it self, they might just find out more about the young genius then they wanted too.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,206 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - S. Reid - Complete