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Author has written 71 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Powerpuff Girls, Wild Thornberry, Harry Potter, Invader Zim, Digimon, Codename: Kids Next Door, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Scooby Doo, My Little Pony, Fairly OddParents, and Fillmore.
I am indeed a female human so no need to get confused on that or you can check the 'Annoy the Author' Chapter in my Fic, 'Holiday Feeling' I state my gender there too. XP As for my age? That will remain a mystery.
Having a variety of favorite movies and TV shows, which would be too numerous to list here.
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Original Character List All Original Characters are undergoing some revisions
Phineas and Ferb: List not complete.
-Samantha Elizabeth Adler
The oldest of the Adler children, she is seven years older than her youngest sibling: Gretchen. Like her younger sister she had Auburn/Chestnut colored hair and dark blue eyes. She doesn't wear glasses.
-Glenn Richard Adler
ge: Six years older than Gretchen
appearance: reddish brown-Black hair, green eyes punk style clothing
Personality: Mega jerk, cocky arrogant
-Parker Nathan Adler
Age: Four years older than Gretchen
appearance: Dark-blonde/black hair blue-green eyes, darker colored shirts and shoes, pants vary
Personality: Very outgoing, A type personality
-Rachel Marie Adler
Age: same as Parkers (they are twins)
appearance: Black hair, green eyes, light variation of her brothers clothes
Personality: Outgoing, A-B Personality
- Matthew Gunther Adler
appearance: Black hair, green eyes, wears glasses, jeans and shirt under lab coat, thick boots
-Kurtis Alexander Warden
Will be removed upon revision of Fireside Illness.
appearance: Long chestnut colored hair, light blue eyes, generally wears jeans and light grey shirt and white shoes
Personality: Undergoing changes
Age: 12 (deceased)
appearance: Same as Isabella but in green
Personality: Similar to Isabella's only a bit more prone to do reckless things
Age: same as PF
appearance: Teal hair, Honey/Amber colored eyes. Generally wears blue jeans, green short-sleeved shirt,and white tennis shoes (unless other wise stated in the fiction)
Personality: Very soft-spoken but has a few temper issues, High IQ, A Virgo/Leo cross. He generally goes out of his way to help people and has a liking for Gretchen, occasionally breaks into German, Spanish, French and Italian
OC Second Generation PF:
-Lyra Valerie Fletcher
Age: Varies on Fiction
Appearence: She inherited her father's green hair, albeit a darker color. Dark blue eyes, lighter skinned. Wears blue jeans, camo hiking boots, light colored t-shirt, (in winter) and a light blue hoodie. Her Fireside Girls uniform consists of the same as her mothers and twin sisters.
Personality: She is the quiet one, Inheriting her father's quiet demeanor Lyra is often subjected to Sora's long winded rants on things
- Sora Eleanor Fletcher
Age: Same as Lyra's
Appearence: She inherited her mother Chestnut colored hair but with a green tinge to it. Her clothing is almost the same as her sister's, her casual clothes have more grass stains, Fireside Girl Uniform similar, wears a dark blue hoodie in winter.
Personality: She is the total opposite of her twin, she is extremely talkative, Sora goes in to long winded rants that her sister puts up with.
-Gregory 'Greg' Jason Fletcher
Age: Four years younger than Lyra and Sora
Appearence: Black/ chestnut hair, dark blue eyes. unlike his older sisters he doesnt have to wear glasses. He wears blue jeans a yellow t-shirt and black shoes, he wears a grey hoodie in the winter time.
Personality: He likes to annoy Lyra and Sora, he is like his Uncle Glenn is many respects.
-Minerva Anna Fletcher
Age: Five years younger than Lyra and Sora
Apperance: green hair, dark blue eyes, her clothing varies
Personality: Quiet and reserved like her sister Lyra.
appearance: Hetrochromia eyes, Blue/Amber. Charcoal dark and light grey hair
Vespero/ Solarius Parker
Age: Same as
appearance: Same as his sisters
Personality: Always Alert but very tense
appearance: Tall and lanky, spiraling horns
Personality: Taunts Luna and Sol
appearance: Unknown (frequently mentioned)
Age: 17 (first appearance)
appearance: long black coat, messy black hair and hateful grey eyes
My Life As A Teenage Robot:
appearance: Multi-colored hair, vibrant red, electric blue and jet black, almost solid blue eyes, fair skinned, and clothes vary
personality: A bit unruly at times. usually calm and collected. On occasion known to have an aggressive streak to the point of slight evilness (a side effect of the moon's lunar cycle)
The Wild Thornberrys:
Theodora 'Teddy' Warren
Danielle 'Danni' Warren
Glyabane- a wolf
Fritz- a jaguar
Numbuh 26/ Novella 'Nova' Warren
Numbuh 27/ Jaque
Have you ever had a crush on someone?: Co-Authored with Sabrina06, posted on her profile: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9428130/1/Have-You-Ever-Had-A-Crush-On-Someone
Life Goes On: Co-Authored with Sabrina06, posted on my profile. Set after her 'Life Turned Upsidedown' Fiction. Now a married couple for a little over a year Ferb and Gretchen have to deal with several things that will test their bond. An antagonist returns to cause harm to the couple. Pairings include: Ferb/Gretchen, Phineas/OC, Isabella/OC, Candace/Jeremy, Linda/Lawrence.
Stories in Progress:
A Germanic Encounter- Saying goodbye is a part of growing up. What if you meet an old friend in a new place? -Final Chapter being written.
Holiday Feeling A collection of Holiday One-Shots.
Spring Flowers to Falling Leaves- Collection of other one-shots, collaborates with Holiday Feeling
Stories On Hold:
Mechanized Mayhem in Danville- A Phineas and Ferb crossover with My Life As A Teenage Robot. Jenny and Vexus wind up in Danville after a battle. Vexus Meets up with Dr. D! Jenny on the other hand meets up with everyone's favorite inventors.
Hunted-A Phineas and Ferb fiction starring Pinky and Perry. Prof. Poofenplotz and Dr. D teamed up to take over the Tri-State Area.
Danville High- Another Crossover Phineas and Ferb with The Wild Thornberrys. Eliza returns to the States to attend high school with all too recognizable people.
What Happens Now? - A Scooby-Doo fiction. Shaggy/Velma Pairing.
Five Years- An Invader Zim Fiction..It's been five years since Zim has arrive on Earth..and he's planning something big.
2nd Dimension Worries-Takes place solely in the Second Dimension. There was more than one reason why Doofensmirtz was taken in by a band of girls.
A Broken Troop- A tie in to Strung Out... The Serial Killer has put one of the Fireside Girls out of Commision on the hunt for him..Will she be able to help
Strung Out- A Serial Killer is loose in Danville. Can the Danville PD, FBI and the BAU stop him before he kills another?
I want it that way Ferb is acting Weird and Gretchen is down...
Return of the Anti's: Ani-Cosmo had always sworn revenge on Timmy, will he succeed after Fifteen years?
Safety Patrol- Danville: X's Safety Patrol arrives in Danville to see how they operate. Crossover with Fillmore!
Lyra and Abby: Two Ten year olds... Their mothers were best friends, What will happen?
Limited: The Pods have been in use for almost five years now. They can increase physical capabilities. Why are they so dangerous though?
Copy and Paste Stuffs: (This stuff you don't have to pay attention to)
Found this one on Blueberry Minizzle's profile
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a (half) VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER/YOUNG ADULT, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DON'T CURSE , so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
Copy Paste Stuff (On Flying Liberty's Profile)
If you agree (and/or often pity) that man's most beautiful machines were designed for war, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're constantly tempted to play a prank on an elevator, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever laughed ferociously at stupid, if not the stupidest things to laugh at, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a lingering impulse to destroy something known by few or none other than yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. (Very Frequently)
If you find it frustrating when you can't organize your countless swarming thoughts into decent story lines within a reasonable time frame, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wanted to step into a movie or TV show and smack a character for being incredibly stupid, copy and paste this to your profile.
Found this on FanFreak01's profile :D
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.
If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.(my first actually, upon occasion my last)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
Found this stuff on Divachick86's profile:
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk
home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. (Yup exactly what I would tell them)
Wow this just made tears in my eyes, May the victims of gun violence find peace
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye
Some of these had me laughing but the last one...yeah self explanatory
Everybody take revenge! Crap on a pigeon!
I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.
be nice to your children, they pick your nursing home.
don't drink and drive, You might hit a bump and spill it everywhere.
Life's not about hiding from the storm, it's about dancing in the rain
At least when you stand in the rain... one can see the tears
Hoping makes the world go round.
Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future, but today is a gift, that's why it's called the present
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? (LOL)
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! (what? You mean they didn't? YOU LIE!!!!!)
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Shoot first ask questions when you retire.
I often wonder what i've done with my life. But then my clinically sane friends visit me, and I remeber why I enjoy being nuts.
Mistakes happen. But try telling that to the UN after you cause WWIII.
If you piss off the Navy, CIA, FBI, secret service, and Spetznaz all in six mintues, you know you've lived a good life. If you do it in five, you're a total failure.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father in the gates of heaven. (this was the one i was referring to)
WHOOOO More Copy and paste stuffs, this bit I found on Wherever Girl's Profile:
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
. . . Furbies (Ahhh I remember the Original ones, my siblings and I each had one, and one of them said "Shut the damn door" every time we open the fridge, didn't help it was sitting on top of the fridge though)
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies. (I still do, mostly the older ones)
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things
99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile.
If you're disgusted with the way the United States is today and wish that the government would actually DO something to make it BETTER, paste this on your profile.
If you're addicted to Fanfiction.net and can't seem to stop writing stories like me, paste this to your profile
If you have the desire to bang your head on your computer desk, paste this on your profile.
If you think I'm starting this 'paste this to your profile' thing with too many 'Ifs', paste this to your profile.
If you like anything that was made before the year 2000, paste this to your profile
If you think the horror movies people are making today are lame, suckish, and a complete waste of time and money, paste this to your profile
Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, 2Archangel, Wherever Girl, Robot Wolf 26Z
96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Found this on Shadowayn's profile:
STEREOTYPES: If you're a christian and tired of all the horrible things people associate with you because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile and add one to the list.
I am a Christian; That doesn't mean we can't be friends because you're not.
I am a Christian; I was taught to love my enemies, not pound the bible over their head.
I am a Christian; I have sufferings, too. Yes, they are as bad as yours.
I am a Christian; I really don't try to shove Jesus down your throat, I just like listening to Christian music.
I am a Christian: I don't appreciate you bashing my God in front of me
I am a Christian; I will stand up for my beliefs
I am a Christian: I don't care if you got pregnant, I still love you
I am a Christian: I cry when I see all the horrible things others do
I am a Christian: I am not perfect
I am a Christian: I made this choice myself
I am a Christian; I will not waver in the face of suffering
I am a Christian; go ahead and pull the trigger.
I am a Christian: I am not afraid of death
I am a Christian; I still have my bad days
I am a Christian: I believe that My God is GREAT and GOOD.
I am a Christian: Because he gave us free choice, and I was tired of sin
I am a Christian: Don't be too high and mighty to talk to me. Chances are I'll be your friend.
I am a Christian: I'm not going to condemn you for your sins. We're ALL sinners.
I am a Christian: I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saint (Mormon).
I am a Christian:When my loved ones die I still miss them.
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