Jessica Messenger of the Devil
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Joined 04-08-03, id: 367083
Author has written 4 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh.
Sorry, no updates in a is really kicking in this year. EVIL! *bashes random objects* I have finished one story...hooray...but sadly, I couldn't resist adding another. So, I have 3 stories to finish...which will take a long time. So long that I have to pass this account to my future descendants...with some name changes, of course ^_^.
~JeSsIcA mEsSeNgEr Of ThE dEvIl~

Hi! Jessica Messenger of the Devil here!
You really want to know about me? You need not know my life story. But if you want, I can email it to you. ^_^
All you need to know is that I am quite willing to accept sugar, chocolate chips, and marshmallows as presents ~_^ VERY willing.
My name is Jessica, but I do allow myself to be called MostAnnoyingItOnTheFaceOfTheEarth, Marshmallow or MARRRRSHMALLOOOOWW! (hence "Marshmallow Domain" as my website), Crazed YuGiOh Fan, Idiot, Maki (my Japanese name), and Jesse-ca, if you enjoy annoying me. No, I am not Japanese. Don't doubt me. It's dangerous.
My favorite characters would be Yami Bakura ^_^, Malik ^_^ and Ryou ^_^, all from YuGiOh. I very much enjoy bashing these three, as well as Kaiba -> who I consider annoyingly superior and way too rich.
Warning: Get in the way between me and marshmallows or me and anime and prepare to be stampeded by hordes of extinct mammoths. Of course, when they step on you, it hurts quite a bit. You might have to get hospitalized and saved by some irrealistically irritating amazing doctor.
I am the yami of Sarah * and Suger *. However, Suger is seemingly more evil than I am. Of course it doesn't make sense.
I am veeeeeeewwwy best friends with Meggyeggster and Jennyferfer and Stwawbewwy *. Stwawbewwy is the best friend of Marshmallow and Suger but is currently mad at Jessica for not putting her in her bio sooner.
I am not a good author, but I do enjoy writing. I never expected that BKBOT would be so popular...I wrote it all awry and weird...
I can't believe it! So many people have me on their faves...I must be hallucinating...
I like to read YuGiOh fics...see my faves...
I also enjoy LOTR fanfiction. Aratfeniel rocks! *waves banner* ^_^ Read her stuff and prepare to be rolling on the floor in laughter.
I am planning to make an AU fic, but just have to work out some snags.
Be warned! I do not enjoy yaoi or shounen-ai fiction! It grosses me out! This makes some yugioh fics hard to read. Do you know what percent of YGO fics are SHOUNEN-AI??? ^^;;;
*glomps her Malik plushie*
If you know me personally, you probably also know my favorite quotes:
"I am Marshmallow! Hear me roar! GR!"
"Do you have anything against marshmallows? No? Good!"
"Throwing bricks at men with machine guns is not only violent, but foolish" - this is from Martin Luther King ^_^
"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all" - Sam Ewing

To Do's for You:
*Check out my Xanga- Kawaii-Kitsune-Sama ^^ It sucks! Whoo hoo! *bounces and waves another banner from a rather big pile*
*Check out my Fics - Scroll down, down...ah! You've got it! Click on one of the stories...they're blue and underlined...see...? No read and click the purlply bluey button below...thank you! Write stuff in that box! Get it??
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The New Students by White Angel Chan reviews
YGO/HP crossover, as promised. Yugi, Ryou, and Malik are invited to Hogwarts; however, dark forces have discovered the existance of the millennium items and plot to use them for their own means...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 207,182 - Reviews: 4617 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2002
Mars Against Venus by XiaoBai reviews
Chapter 5 up! Due to a small idea of the girls of the class, it sets off a major war against the two sexes in the class. Now, there's a prank war of sexes going on in the class. Who will survive? Which side will win? Read to find out. RR...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 2/25/2003
A Day of Shopping by Angelforceus reviews
CHAPTER SEVEN! I KID YOU NOT! What happens when Yami and Yami Bakura are forced to shop together for Yugi and Ryou? Will they end up killing each other or just go insane? Maybe both!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,579 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 8/6/2002
Who Says Our Tickets Aren't Genuine! by YuNique337 reviews
The Yu-gi-oh gang are on their way to Hawaii to save the world when they arrive at the airport and are forced to stay overnight due to ticket problems! CHAPTER 10- The Yamis learn to swim! Tea turns into a player! -R&R pleez!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,426 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 8/11/2002
Redwall under attack! by October Dragon reviews
The title says it all! R&R!!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003
Petals Engraved in Time by Kaiomi reviews
Finally updated after a couple of months! Yugi happens to find a card which turns into a girl...but how is she and Yami connected? And what will happen when Bakura get's involved?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002
Bedtime Stories As Told By Seto Kaiba by Serendipity1 reviews
[OLD STORY] Mokuba is having a hard time getting to bed, and so goes to his dear brother to try and get him to read a story. You'll never read fairytales the same way again! (One-shot)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/5/2003 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Bakura's Guide To Driver's Ed by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
...AKA: When Yami Bakura Tries To TEACH Driver's Ed... Yup, you heard it right. Roads and drivers of the world: BEWARE! ...from the author (Bakura: AUTHORS, DANG IT!!) of Baku-chan's previous guides...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2003
A Letter to Santa, Kaiba Style by Tilena reviews
Just a short story in keeping with the holiday season. Mokuba gets Seto to do something... Merry Christmas!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2002
Bakura's Guide to the Care and Raising of a Yami by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
From the author (Bakura: AUTHORS!) who brought you 'Bakura's Guide to Fighting...Dirty'! What happens when Bakura decides to write a guide about...yamis??
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2002
Bakura's Guide To Fighting Dirty by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Bakura writes a guide on how to fight...dirty. Rated mostly for his mouth. ^_^;; Dedicated to Blue Diamond 'cause she gave me the idea! If you want more, R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2002 - Published: 11/5/2002
The Darkness Returns by White Angel Chan reviews
SEQUEL TO MUTILATION!!! Yami Bakura was locked in the shadow realm, but he is not powerless. He want's to escape, but he needs a replacement. Someone he can manipulate. Someone with access to power. And vengence is always a bonus... {Finally Completed!}
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,093 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2002 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Complete
The King, The Ring, and The Thief by White Angel Chan reviews
Ryou's nights have been plagued by dreams of Ancient Egypt. Now, Yami Bakura recalls his past: how he got the ring, how he knew Yami Yugi, and how he became a thief. {Last Chapter!}
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,692 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2002 - Published: 7/13/2002
My favourite things....LOTR!!! by ViolinistBAKA reviews
This is "my favorite things" from The Sound of Music, done up LOTR style. Enjoy!!!and, above all things........REVIEW!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2002
Who Wants to be a Millionaire- Emelan Style! by Lia Ex Machina reviews
I noticed there was a Tortall Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, so I decided to do an Emelan one.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
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If I Had Only Known reviews
Mokuba Kaiba is stabbed dead while at a party. Seto Kaiba throws away everything he has just to find the murderer. Meanwhile, he is being haunted by terrible dreams of a nameless phantom. R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Malik's Guide to Ruling the World reviews
So YOU want to be the next ruler of the world? Read this guide by me, Malik (soon to be KING Malik) on how to be the number 1 ruler who's going to be remembered for all time...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003
El Chupacabras reviews
Yugi is wounded by the claws of a chupacabras. (I know the chupacabras is not real, ya ya) Now his friends are on a madcap journey to find the cure. Slight shounen ai, Y/Y
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003
Poems to Duel By reviews
Poems describing some duels, such as Yugi Vs. Pegasus. Review, and be nice! Co-written with October Dragon!! ^_^
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003