Sage Darkwoods
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Joined 04-08-03, id: 367182, Profile Updated: 12-19-09
Author has written 9 stories for Angel, Stargate: SG-1, Heroes, Firefly, and Stargate: Atlantis.

I’m a 29 year old redheaded costume and jewelry designer in Ontario, Canada. Fandoms I enjoy are: Lost, Harry Potter, Heroes, X-Men (comic and movieverse), Pirates of the Caribbean, Forever Knight, Fringe, Supernatural, Glee, Dollhouse, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel: the Series, Xena: Warrior Princess, Stargate: SG-1, Highlander: the Series, Kindred: the Embraced, Noun: the Qualifier… ahem. I like sci-fi, and will watch most anything that has either a flying ship or big monsters or ghosties to fight. I like watching anime, although admittedly I don’t get around to watching much. Favourites are Cowboy Bebop, Ouran High School Host Club, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni, and Hetalia Axis Powers. I love comics, mostly X-Men and Batman-related, though Green Arrow and Black Canary is a favourite series. I have started an anime and sci-fi costuming company, Red Moon Creations, with a few friends. I cosplay, and I love going to conventions. I am a regional Master for costuming in Masquerades. I have LARPed in a Vampire: the Masquerade game, have played in a tabletop Hunter and am currently playing a Dragonblood in Exalted. I am geek, hear me roar.

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Shades of Grey by Fyrefly reviews
Snow White, Crow Black, Jean Grey. A character analysis or lack-of-character analysis in three parts.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Jean G. - Complete
River's Very Own Gorram Jungle Gym by butterflydarlin reviews
River is having a good day. Mal and the others find her version of fun a mite worrisome.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - River - Complete
The Demonchasers by selkie reviews
Buffy Stargate Just because Xander is gone from Sunnydale doesn't mean that his life is exactly normal.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,641 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Complete
Carving Out a Future by Dreamfall reviews
Her crew doesn't know that Serenity's new passenger, a carpenter with an 'unusual upbringing', is a relic from the past. And Xander's not looking for trouble. Then again, neither are they. Not usually, leastwise. It just tends to come calling anyway. Gen.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,072 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006
Harry Potter and the Purple Bullseye by goddessofspite reviews
It is well known that Muggles would never stand a chance in a fight against a fully trained adult Wizard. Right? Unless, of course, they used MUGGLE ways of fighting back... like, say, oh... snapping a certain Dark Lord's wand in half? Can you say "oops"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 152,543 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hero Drabbles by Hellsfirescythe reviews
A collection of short stories about NBC's Heroes. Mostly Hiro and Andocentric. Each story will have its own individual rating, see the heading for more info. AUish
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006
SwordBearer by Losyark reviews
In 2005, The United Nations issues an official statement: There are Immortals Among Us. In October 2006, a law is passed requiring all Immortals to wear thier Weaponry in plain sight. An Immortal tries to go on with life, but people do tend to stare.
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,583 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
After Boom by Rinne reviews
The tale of a fish tank, or why Daniel's not speaking to Jack. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2006 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Over the Phone by Chezza reviews
He's never said that before. SJ. Season nine fluff.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Harry Potter et la Nouvelle Voisine by Hermimi reviews
S’il y avait une chose que Vernon Dursley, du numéro 4 Privet Drive, détestait plus que son bon à rien, sournois et stupide neveu, c’était... le bruit. Histoire suspendu dû à un remaniment de cette histoire par l'auteur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,264 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Comrade Nadezhda, the Soviet Vampire Slayer by the Starfleet Kid reviews
A bit of Buffy fanfic written from behind the Iron Curtain. A young Russian factory worker in the city of Smolensk is called to be something greater-- but will her slayer powers conflict with her communist ideals? Enjoy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005
The Amazing Puppet Man by Cari7 reviews
Sort of a missing scene at the very end of "Smile Time". Characters included are: Puppet Angel, Spike, Fred, and Wesley. Disclaimer: I don't own any of them... it's all so sad.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Angel, Spike
Harry Potter and the New Neighbour by Losyark reviews
If there was one thing that Vernon Dursley of number four Privet drive disliked more than his good for nothing, scrawny, freak of a nephew, it was NOISE. Like the whine of a moving van, for instance...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 151,235 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
As Constant as the Stars by LadySmith reviews
Mal and Innara have a fight. Just another day on Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2004
Draco Malfoy and the Tome of Entrapment by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Draco has been obsessed with Harry Potter since the beginning, but how did his hatred turn into his protecting Harry above even his own safety? One thing's for sure: being trapped in a book with the person you secretly loved wasn't a picnic. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,675 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One night in the grocery store by liliaeth reviews
A Sunnydale night from the pov of a grocery clerk
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Harry Potter and the Key of Dagon by Don Sample reviews
COMPLETE! -- A chance meeting in London leads Dawn into a whole new world she hadn't suspected existed. This story takes place following Chosen and The Order of the Phoenix. (Chapter 2: Lunch has been edited to unfudge Remus Lupin's age.)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 187,125 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
Diaries of a Firebird: The Embrace by HypatiaTheGunslinger reviews
Cash finds a new love interest when a mysterious redhead rolls into town. Who is she? What is her secret? And what does Lillie Langtry want with her? Kindred the Embraced / Firestarter Crossover. Cash and Charlie pairing
Kindred: The Embraced - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Complete
PAN by Punko McMac reviews
A drastic re-envisioning of the Peter Pan mythos. Wendy, John, and Michael must cope with a harsh twist of fate, and it's reprocussions. Turning point time, ladies and gents. Fans, this means YOU.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 75,001 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 12/28/2001
Threadbare by Kielle reviews
Two fairytales collide in the tale of a princess who doesn't quite get what she wants. Second in the Happy Endings Triptych.
10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2001
Ningen by Losyark reviews
In an alternate reality where the Saiyajinn took over Earth, one young woman's life is changed forever when a stranger confronts her in the street. Ningen means Human, and he spat it like an insult. Part One.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,185 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 12/24/2000 - Complete
Degrees Of Wrong by Kielle reviews
For one young mutant, "coming out" turns into be big trouble...but things are not always as they seem.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2000
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Pas de Deux reviews
River dances alone, until she persuades Jayne to join her. Based on the five parts of the traditional pas de deux in ballet, but that’s as far as traditional goes for these two. Written for gilove2dance for 2008’s serenity santa.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - River, Jayne
Swirlygate Atlantis: Exploding Enemies reviews
The team beats a hasty retreat as they come into contact with the locals. Again. Written in the "Swirlygate Atlantis" universe; contains genderswitched team and parodies of SF themes. And exploding rodentia.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Tea: Darjeeling reviews
River’s tap on the shuttle door was unexpected, as was her request. Continuation of the Tea series. Set after "Serenity" the movie.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Inara, River - Complete
Tea: Chamomile Ginger reviews
When Kaylee returns with spare parts from the scrapyard, she also returns with a cold.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Anything You Can Do reviews
Inara wants to prove to Mal that she can be just as good as him at planning and carrying out jobs. If that involves Mal posing as a Companion, all the better. For the lj comm summersteam challenge
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Inara, Mal
Super Hiro reviews
Hiro Nakamura is not like other Japanese men. Hiro reads comic books. Set before the series.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Blood Bonds reviews
Angel Forever Knight crossover. Cassie Harvey went to Los Angeles to do research on blood transformations. When she meets Angel and the rest of his crew, she finds she may have more work than she had planned. Angel: after Time Bomb FK: post Season 3.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 12/30/2004
Sparring reviews
Set during Windows of Opportunity, 4.06 of Stargate: SG1. Jack and Teal'c take some time out of the unending ten hour loops, and have a few rounds in the boxing ring. In response to Scribe's phrase challenge 'I'm going to hurt you'.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2006 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Ananas and the Man reviews
Angel is trapped at the bottom of the ocean, betrayed by his son. Amidst his angst, he sees a strange scene playing out along the ocean floor. Heavy on the angst, then on the ridiculous. Crossover with Spongebob Squarepants and others. Ye be warned.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Angel