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Honorary Member of The Book of Log. If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments Position:

Log Worshipper (Since 12/24/2010)

Possible Book of Log Positons:

Log Worshipper: Beginning position.

No requirements Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling. For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'And the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy. and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'

-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4 'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.' -book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3 'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads. you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'

-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16 'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'

-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82 'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.

-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9 'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.

' -book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70 Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

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Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 73 - Words: 886,165 - Reviews: 6187 - Favs: 3,639 - Follows: 3,067 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3000 - Favs: 6,650 - Follows: 7,465 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto Asunder by WrathfulSE reviews
The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,053 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Umi No Haoshoku by th4n reviews
Left for dead by his village, Uzumaki Naruto, fifteen years later returns in the Elemental Nations as the Conqueror of the Seas. Naruto x Harem / Rated M for Violence and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,153 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5585 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Harsh Truth by Shadenight123 reviews
There are truths and lies scattered in the shadows of the leaf. Conspiracies and secret meetings, decisions and backstabbings. The plot twists until the point where there is no ally, and no enemy. Only yourself, and your trust. Face the harsh truth: in the midst of the shinobi world, nothing is what it seems. Naruto is born five years prior to canon, and from there...!NidaimeNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 466,581 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lone Wolf by Narutoenthusiast reviews
After Naruto managed to retrieve Sasuke, instead of acknowledgment he was ostracized by the very people he vowed to protect. Now, as a chunnin, great changes will occur as Naruto manages to join one of the most respected organizations within the village, proving everyone how wrong they all were. Black Wolf masked Anbu Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 218,587 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Kaze No Kami by th4n reviews
Naruto armed with a new power, changes the world to become what everyone in the elemental nations will one day know as the Wind God, the Kaze No Kami. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi / Team 7 Bashing / Rated M for Violence and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 202,744 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Naruto: Revenge by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. After returning Uchiha Sasuke to the village, Naruto is attacked by an angry mob. Sick and tired of their treatment, he leaves the village behind, swearing revenge on all those that have wronged him: lucky for him, Kyuubi's more than willing to lend a hand. Godlike!Naruto. Multiple crossovers. Warning: Expect a few cliches.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,131 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Just Won't Die 14: Naruto by OneShot reviews
Ranma ends up in the Naruto Universe where he befriends a young boy named Naruto. Note: This was written WAAAY before even the Akatsuki were revealed to readers in the manga. This was written shortly after the manga had concluded the Chuunin Exam!
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011
Tired by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Things go wrong at the last Sasuke retrieval mission and Naruto ends up taking the blame for it. Now, tired of everything being his fault, he sets up a new way of thinking that happens to go against every belief he once had. Problem is that not everyone seems very thrilled about the change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 238,845 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 3966 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 4,341 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Conspiracies and Deception by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Do NOT own Naruto or any possible crossovers I may put in here. There I said it you bastard lawyers now you can’t do jack squat to me. HA! Full Summary is inside. A NarutoHinataHarem fic. Naruto at the age of 11 right after failing for the second time
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 405,944 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ascension of the Kitsune by Wandering Maverick reviews
Naruto finds out the horrible truth about his family, leading him to the Kyuubi. Watch as the elemental nations and Konoha are rocked to their very foundations by Naruto who has been under the tutelage of the most powerful bijuu in the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 431,768 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete