Look, I don't know how you got here, and I don't want to. But if you're going to stay here, then there are some rules you need to know to stay alive. Oh, and I should probably tell you who I am before we get into that. My name is Shiloh Winters, and I'm the only human who lives on the Nemesis.

Dib jumped and spun around. Standing in the driveway was a Hawaiian girl with long, straight hair. And there was a blue THING next to her.

Families are like ice cubes, perfect little square things that would melt when left in the water. Jack has doubts about his new family, which wasn't really surprising when you take into account his 300 years of solitude. But maybe, just maybe, the guardians might just pull off the whole 'family thing' for him. Oneshots about the winter spirit and his newfound family, the guardians.

A Series of related one-shots, 1000-10'000 words, based after the movie. With threats from Pitch, prank wars, special occasions, different spirits and a lot of discoveries about Jack and how he spent the last 300 years... (A Ninja? Really?) How are the Guardians adjusting to being a group of 5? No set pairings. Rated T for possibility of language and violence. Variety of genres.

A spin-off AU of my other story, A Home For Fear. Pitch meets Jack when he is first reborn, but this time has the advantage of having been friends with him before. Or after, depending on how you view time and linearity.

The Mind Explorer, the device that Lancer has brought to class. They're taking a trip into someone's mind, three guesses whose. People are going to learn more about Danny Fenton and Phantom than they may have ever wanted to. Ready to see emotions, personified? Short story. Post D-stablized. No PP. Reveal and Revelation story. Some DxS fluff. WARNING: An old work and a bit clichéd.

Welcome my friends to my drabble series...Here you will find angst, family fun, dark secrets, and problems that send our poor heroes onto the edges of sanity! Of course this is all just a by product of my twisted mind...ENJOY!

The sick feeling never really goes away. It spikes and it wanes and during the waning periods it becomes a background noise that you learn to live with. When it spikes, you take your guns apart, one by one or first-step-by-first-step, until it starts to die down. [For an anon who prompted Rocket dealing with OCD. Warnings inside.]

Because understanding is the first step towards forgiveness. Set post 'The Boiling Rock'. AU to 'The Southern Raiders'.

"I can fix this, Quill; just you watch. I can fix this. We'll be out of here in no time." Rocket rambles because he's afraid if he doesn't, he'll suddenly realize how totally and utterly screwed they are. No slash, just bromance with tons of Quill!whump! :D

Loki is a villain, and Tony is a hero. No matter how similar they are, nothing will change that; their fates are set in stone. At least, they are until a haywire spell hits the reset button.

For three hundred years, no one took much notice of Jack. But now he's not the only one who is wondering WHY. As the Guardians come together around their winter child, they discover so much more to the story… and the answer may very well hold the entire world in the balance. Full plot, not one-shots. H/C, Fluff, Adventure, Family (no pairings).

Finn and Jake visit the Ooo of an alternate universe to find Finn's penpal, but run into some unexpected - and familiar - faces. They must work together to get back home, but the past is about to catch up unpleasantly with one of their new companions…

When Pitch Black meets a curious four year old named April, he encounters a question he had never been asked before: What does fear mean? In attempts to teach this little girl some frightening lessons, he finds himself wondering what exactly he had gotten himself into. [Family/Friend/Guardian] [W/Guest Starring Guardians]

Spoilers for Thor: TDW. An AU short story where complications arise during the escape from Asgard. Thor throwing Loki from the Svartalf ship causes Loki to have a massive flashback to his fall from the Bifrost.

He has everything he wanted. But the price is too high. (TDW)

*THOR 2 SPOILERS* Wait, what happens to the bilgesnipe? And what happens to Loki? (Post-movie, featuring some Thor/Jane romance, but mostly Thor and Loki bromance. Written as a salve for shattered feels.)

(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.

Discontinued this version! tried again with another, feel free to read it, though!

But duct tape is decidedly not. (Post-Avengers. In which Loki temporarily doesn't have access to his magic because of a magical artifact he's carrying around, and takes a liking to duct tape as the next best thing. Actually more serious than it sounds, with bits of angst, hurt/comfort, [as well as humor], and strange circumstances thrown into the mix.)

When Arthur's punishment for losing a bet leads to a fight between Arthur and Merlin, the knights of the Round Table take it upon themselves to fix their broken friendship. Arthur and Merlin bromance with a healthy dose of the knights! Two-shot.

A thousand years is a long time to not grow up. A thousand years is a long time to not remember. ("I like you, don't I?" said Simon. "I'm pretty sure. You look like I like you. Let's hang out.")

As punishment for crimes against Midgard, Loki is bound to bracelets that force him to become obedient: much to his disgust. Whoever holds the Stone of Command, holds the free will of the Asgardian. However, when the Avengers are involved things are never easy. Not to mention when an enemy makes use of such information. No Slash, Rated T to be safe.

They can't know that I have manipulated mission and battle plans, withheld information from Megatron, disabled a cloaking device, all to give the Autobots an edge. By the end of the war, I will either have died for my crimes at the hand of Megatron, or the judicial system of the Autobots. Until then, I will fight quietly for my beliefs. The silent ally.

Post-Avengers, Loki is in prison in Asgard, and, of course, Odin is very, very angry. He tries to cast a spell on Loki so that he must show his emotions, but it goes horribly wrong. And then, as if matters couldn't get any worse, Thor's hammer gets stolen. So you end up with 28 Lokis and a Thor, all dressed in drag. Inspired by a picture by Yuuram93 on DeviantART, and Norse myths.

Pre-movie. Something goes terribly wrong during a routine kidnapping forcing Megamind and Roxanne to work together to find a permanent solution.

Optimus Prime finds himself with a new, daunting responsibility when Wheeljack's latest invention accidentally turns Megatron into a sparkling. Shameless cuteness ahoy!

None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."

Water can flow many different ways and can take people places they didn't expect to go. It comes downward from high places that sometimes have never been seen before. Jack's life has been a river for a long time. A tributary is about to take him somewhere no one saw coming, but there are going to be a few others going to the same place. High school AU, based off one-shot "Runaway".

It was supposed to be simple. It was supposed to be quick, just in and out, grab the crown and leave. It wasn't.

To no one's pleasure, Loki ends up stranded in SHIELD custody after the events of The Avengers. Wary of Loki's dangerous abilities, Nick Fury calls in the favor of an old friend to help him keep this new threat under control - but can even the formidable Professor X save Loki from himself? Angst, hurt/comfort, redemption; no pairing.

Earth had an unexpected effect on the Seekers' animal-love. This causes much drama with the Decepticons. G1 Crackfic. Sequel to "Here kitty, kitty"

When help comes from an unexpected immortal, Sophie tries to make him feel appreciated.

Loki defeats Thor in a way that he does not expect. Strangely, the consequences are painful.

A shattered window let the cold December air swirl in and pierce his sweater. Blood—not ectoplasm, but real, red, human blood streaked the floor. He was late. Oneshot. Rated T for violence.

Jack's been on his own for a long time. He's used to snatching what food he can to get by, but now that he's on the Nice List, that option's off the table. The winter spirit takes it in stride - even when it means he doesn't get very much to eat - but when the other Guardians find out, they think it's a much bigger deal than Jack does.

There are a lot of sad stories in the fandom, so here's a happy little oneshot. Rated T due to a very vague mention of violence, just in case. Merry Christmas!

"Let the dissenter pay the price" The Red Lanterns are seeking revenge on Razer for leaving their ranks. The Green Lanterns must decide whether or not if it is worth risking their own lives to save their Red counterpart. How much torture is a life worth?

Jack is badly injured while performing his duty as a Guardian. It is up to the others to help the spirit recover and also teach him that just because he was alone before doesn't mean he is now.

Oddly enough, it was Clint who made the request. Then Loki went from peaceful surrender to crack addict without a fix. Alternate ending to the Avengers movie.

It began with a cursed candy. Don't the best stories?

Upon Optimus Prime's death, the Matrix of Leadership falls into the hands of a surprising candidate, and the Dinobot Swoop finds himself bearing a burden he could never have imagined.

An unexpected encounter on the highway forces Optimus to bring yet another human into the Autobot's growing circle of human friends. No pairings.

The fourth part of the teamwork series. Pairing/Characters: Teamfic, no Pairings. Loki, Tony Stark, Thor, Frigga, Steve Rogers, Avengers. Warnings: Suicide attempt, and some swear words. Summary: After some serious therapy, Loki has been a member of the Avengers for 2 years, but when an attack by Doom leaves him gravely ill, his team mates have to fight to save his life.

They were always brothers no matter what happened between them. Sequel Loving Brothers posted in Transformers A to Z

His men had already left at his orders. Agent John Bishop was alone. It wouldn't be long now... Post Fast Forward - AU

"It is not flesh and blood, but the heart, which makes us fathers and sons." The warden is about the find that out when an exceptional blue baby comes into his life, bringing both joy and heartbreak. Epilogue is up and this story is COMPLETE!

When you ain't a good man, when there's so much blood on your hands an ocean couldn't wash them clean, there's only one way to be a good dad. Make your kids hate you.

Hal sends Kilowag and Razer out on a mission while he and Aya stay behind on the ship working on a secret project. Mostly Kilowag/Razer dialoguing. No ships, just a good, clean sidestory. R&R plz. Told mostly from Razer's perspective.

The Lorax must understand that his friend the Once-ler is old now, and that he soon will die.

Zim always keeps a promise... Always... And so will Gir... Sad litte One-shot fic I wrote... EDIT-ok there chums pals this is me in the good ol year 2016 and... dont even read this oh my goood god jesus please us that is some gross over use of the word "mastah" and i am digging myself a grave rn jeeezeee louise

After his fall from the Bifrost, Loki finds himself taken in by a suburban family and lacking most of his magic. He resolves to escape them as soon as possible. This does not go the way he planned.

Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.

They say that a man is defined by what he does when he thinks nobody's looking. Does the same hold true for ghosts? COMPLETE

After discovering things that were sent with him in his escape pod, Megamind learns the story of what happened to his homeworld, why he was the only one saved, and what this is beginning to mean for his future - and all of Earth's. Now complete!

It's the end of his world.

Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.

A list of 50 things sunstreaker and sideswipe are not allowed to do in and out of the base

Someone needed a nanite specialist. Someone kidnapped the best. TF: Prime fic, post-canon

Merlin had no idea what it was the prince intended to do. "Arthur, you're hurting me."

Superboy is deaged. While Young Justice looks for a cure Batman sticks Clark Kent with babysitting duties.

"'I'm supposed to be fearless! A little cut on Batman isn't supposed to freak me out. But it does! It scares me to death...'" Robin was afraid of losing his father; Superboy's father was afraid of him. Part two of the "Less" collection. Happy Fathers Day!

Set post-305, Arthur sends a reluctant Merlin on a trip. While Camelot appears to survive his absence unharmed, not all is as it seems. Arthur is acting strangely & when Merlin discovers the cause it turns their world upside down & sets father against son

Two men compete in a race against time to discover where four lovely princesses disappear in the night. The prize: one lovely princess bride.

In which chickens cross the road, knock-knocks are mutilated, and Roxanne learns her boyfriend's name.

"Think that someone else would make a superior second in command then me huh? I'll show them!." Anyone would be better Starscream? He's gonna prove them wrong Autobot style. Edited by Fliara48

Merlin is outed as a sorcerer and Arthur reacts violently. The Prince then tries to move on with his life but Merlin appears everywhere he turns.

Prompt: If MetroMan had survived the Death Ray, and he, Megamind, and Roxanne continued on with their lives as usual, could Megamind and Roxanne still have fallen in love?

Its perfectly normal for kids to have imaginary friends. Its not too terrible if the imaginary friend is a teenage mutant ninja turtle. But what if the imaginary friend isn't really imaginary?

Being ill is always awful. Being ill when you're an alien, and have a completely different physiology to a human, is even worse.

Megamind/Roxanne, as seen through the eyes of MetroMan. He had eyes that could see through lead, and he could see from the beginning that they were meant for each other.

The sight of tears makes Zim's skin crawl...One-shot/No romance.

Zuko was blinded during the Agni Kai against Azula. As he considers refusing the throne, he is given hope that the healers of the North Pole might cure him, and together with his friends he makes the journey.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

It has been a few months since Zim buried the smeet he found as he wandered the streets. He begins wandering again, searching for other cast-off smeets. Comes after Green Angel and before White Demon.

Every detail of Haru's life had long been decided for her. But even the best laid plans can be ruined by one tiny... ah... misunderstanding.

Optimus Prime has been called upon many times to save Earth, and many times to save Cybertron. What happens when he and the Autobots are called upon to save... Christmas?

If you tell yourself a lie long enough, can it become true? Could Shawn really be psychic? Of course, he also tells himself he’s happy but he’s still taking the pills.

Injured and alone, Raphael's lost in the wilderness of the Upstate woodlands. Will he be able to make his way back home again? And how will he survive the insane family hunting him until he does? COMPLETE

It came as a shock the first time Stitch realised that he had to look up to see Lilo's face. It's about growing up and finding your one true place in the cosmos.

Blaster was an artist. Most never realize. Prowl, however, could not forget.

Beaten, broken and humiliated, revenge is the one thing that kept Starscream going. But is revenge enough to live on? And when the only place to turn to is your enemies, how long an a lie be convincing? How long can a charade be maintained?

After the siege of the North Pole, Lieutenant Jee was branded a traitor and thrown in prison. The war is over now, so what could the Firelord have in mind for him?

Sometimes, people hide who they truly are behind masks. This is a short story about the day that Lancer decides enough is enough when it comes to Daniel Fenton. Sequel is 'Plunge'.

"I was 13," he replied, his voice taking on a sudden dark tone. "And it wasn't an accident." .Bitter words lead to an innocent question. ** Not a Romance. **

G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.

Takes place after episode #12 of season three. Zuko does penance for what he's done, and takes care of Toph. Will he redeem himself? Extremely slight Zutara and Tokka. One shot. COMPLETE.

G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?

Katara is the mother of these people. Of these children of war. And Zuko just doesn't understand. .spoilers for 3.12. ZK oneshot.

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

How did Master Splinter come to think of the TMNT as his sons? Witness the night that changed it all as Splinter takes the passage of parenthood. [Involves twoyearold chibi turtles!]

[xover with Transformers] After the Decepticons trash a downtown NYC building, the Autobots are sent to help the humans, only to find a surprise in a hidden subbasement. Sideswipe may have met his match.

Fifth of the Spirit Quintology. When Amity Park is hit by an ectoplasm based illness that affects the entire population, Team Phantom has to work around the clock to stop the problem before things get any worse.

Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!

When weird stuff happens to Mirage. Poor, poor Mirage. Whinny.

They stared at him, and suddenly, through the gaps in their arms, he spotted the camera. Danny choked, and found that he couldn't breathe.

Companion piece to The Beating of His Wings. Danny gets a Christmas visitor of his own...