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Hello, there! So, I'm really not good at these, but I'll try my best. I LOVE Jurassic park, hence the username VELOCIRAPTOR4659. I watched the movie, and I just fell in love with dinosaurs( The fact that its directed by Steven Spielberg is also a key point). And then the next one came out,and the NEXT one came out, and now there's ANOTHER ONE coming out in 2015 and I'm uber excited! So, I guess its not a surprise that I want to be a paleontologist when I grow up.

And a more recent obsession is definitely TRANS-FRAGGING-FORMERS! My favorite Autobots are the Lamborghini twins, and my favorite decepticon is Thundercracker! As a person, I am one of the most outgoing people you will ever meet. Seriously, I will go to a mall and say hi to random strangers. I love acting, listening to music, and reading fanfiction( Obviously..). Oh, and I'm not sure if I should put this out there, but I'm 50% female and the other 50% is being debated on whether or not I'm a human being. No really, i'm that weird. But that's okay, because normal people are boring. Stay awesome, guys!

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.

Crazy is when you go in your backyard and have conversations with yourself and non-existant people while gesturing wildly.

Crazy is when you write a note to yourself, lose it in your church, forget about it, then hear about it two months later from the pastor.

Crazy is when you see that wall in front of you and walk into it ON PURPOSE.

Crazy is when you imagine your hand is a swan named Steve and you go around pecking people with it.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are a book worm, repost this

If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile


If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...

If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...

If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...

If it broke your heart when your favorite one died...

...and you cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

I'm the one who finds a lost, sick cat and nurses it back to health.

I'm the one who finds a baby bird and help it go back to it's nest.

I'm the one who makes the car stop just to let a dog pass.

I'm the one who can stay all day just looking at a wolf.

I'm the one who sees the grace in a leopard's leap.

I'm the one who smiles at a swiming crocodile.

I'm the one who sees the majesty of an eagle's soar.

But I'm also the one who can't believe how people can hurt these living beings.

I'm also the one who cries when a dog is obliged to fight.

I'm also the one who watches in horror as a leopard's fur is sold.

I'm also the one who yells at anyone who will shoot a wolf.

I'm also the one who is outraged as a crocodile is hunted for meat.

I'm also the one who feels the pain of a cat that had been kicked.

I'm also the one who whimpers when I see eagle's feathers on clothing.

If you believe that animals have the same right to live as us, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Cheetahstar, Wheeliefan101,velociraptor4659


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A Dark Evening by Leonixon reviews
Sometimes the people you heal are never fully healed. Sometimes they have hidden some of their past hoping it would stay there. Sometimes life never seems to work with fate hand in hand. Sunstreaker has learned the hard way. Felicity doesn't know. Three years have passed and said fate seems to once again be the puppeteer. G1/BayMovie AU Human OC/SS Sequel to A Sunny Sky
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Imprint by Myrielle reviews
She is not supposed to be there when the Indominus Rex hatches. But she is the first thing it sees when the shell breaks. She never wanted to be a mother. Suddenly, she is.
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A Sunny Sky by Leonixon reviews
She was just an artist trying to perfect her painting skills, make a living, and get into the college of her dreams. He was a broken, battle scarred mech with issues who gave up his profession of art long ago. It just so happened fate decided that it was time they met. G1/BayMovie AU Slight human OC/SS Sequel is out!
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Their Angel by CodeNameBLOOD reviews
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Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 58 - Words: 79,324 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by Aki13th reviews
14-year-old Selena lives a good life causing trouble for Greed and his men. At least until he brings in a certain suit of armor... Some familial and slightly romantic GreedOC. Mangaverse. Rated T for language. Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 73,154 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Greed, Alphonse E. - Complete
Awake reviews
It was supposed to be a simple hiking trip. I didn't expect to find an different alien species that was 20 ft tall and was a giant robot. But hey, when life hands you lemons, you smash them into the best lemonade ever created. I didn't ask to get kidnapped, and then thrust into an alien war. I especially didn't ask to find love. But I'm gonna make the best of it. SidesxOCxSunny
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,405 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Sideswipe, OC]