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Joined 01-28-12, id: 3673368, Profile Updated: 04-03-12
Author has written 2 stories for Torchwood.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'NORMAL'.

'Do not blame me if I talk to the clouds' -Henry David Thoreau

'I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night' -Galileo Galilei

Favorite Music: Billy Joel; The Beatles; Florence and the Machine; Buddy Holly; My Chemical Romance; AC/DC; Lynyrd Skynyrd; Fall Out Boy; The Rolling Stones; Green Day; Muse; The Misfits; Cage The Elephant; 30 Seconds To Mars; Panic(!) at the Disco; The White Stripes; U2; Nirvana; Queen; Meatloaf; The Doors; Disturbed; Boston; Elton John; The Police; Bowling For Soup; Aerosmith; Foreigner; Journey; Of Montreal; The Black Keys; Metallica; Voltaire; Red Hot Chili Peppers; Foo Fighters; The Eagles; Trans-Siberian Orchestra; Three Doors Down; Creedence Clearwater Revival; Elvis Presley; The Offspring; Styx; Bob Dylan; Motley Crue; Blondie

Likes: learning; hard/classic/punk rock; the color brown; the feel of denim; wood; button-down shirts; crayons; bears; window-seats; super-glue; when metal is cold; skeletons; cheeseburgers; glass bottles; urban legends/myths; assembling bookshelves; laughing so hard i can't breathe and it hurts; the smell of gasoline; bones; writing on myself; anything glow-in-the-dark; the mountains; chewing on wheat-stalks; history; windows; campfires; books; scrap metal; dust; languages; ghost stories; callouses; animal-print; knots; vinyl records; abandoned buildings; wolves; using cardboard tubes as lightsabers; casette tapes; stuffed animals; camping; being barefoot; leather; bubble-gum flavored gum; hiking trails; bullets; cobwebs; the fortunes from fortune cookies; fiddles; the feel of clay; swingsets; that bell on the door into a shop; cobble-stones; cameras; wings; anatomically correct drawings; studying serial killers; graffiti; 'facta non verba' attitudes; gravel roads; the smell of mulch; the word 'cadaver'; the periodic table; underlining words in books; white noise; over-alls; Disney movies; cracking my knuckles; typewriters; Friedrich Nietzsche; orange cream soda; fog

Dislikes: ignorance; being cold; tomatoes; wearing shoes; locked doors; hairnets; tube-tops; screens on windows; coffee; homework; dresses; seafood; reality TV; mini-skirts; the feel of chalk; feeling apathetic; beauty pageants; fences; politics

Favorite Movies: Pocahontas; A-Team; League of Extraordinary Gentlemen; The Lion King; all of Indiana Jones; all of Harry Potter; all of Star Wars; all of Star Trek; Mulan; all of Lord of the Rings; all of Sherlock Holmes; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Favorite TV Shows: NCIS; CSI; Supernatural; Criminal Minds; Spongebob Squarepants; Ninja Warrior; Doctor Who; Sherlock; Torchwood; Deadliest Warrior; Merlin; Star Trek; A-Team; Mythbusters

Favorite Books: the kind with words

Favorite Actors: Sir Ian McKellan; Alan Rickman; George Clooney; Benedict Cumberbatch; Heath Ledger; Helena Bonham Carter; Harrison Ford; Martin Freeman; David Tennant; Audrey Hepburn

Ships I Ship (in no particular order): Spirk (Spock/Kirk [Star Trek]); -Johnlock (Watson/Sherlock [Sherlock Holmes]); -Merthur (Merlin/Arthur [Merlin]); -Janto (Jack/Ianto [Torchwood]); -Destiel (Castiel/Dean [Supernatural]); Doctor/Master [Doctor Who]; Snupin (Snape/Lupin [Harry Potter]); Cherik (Erik/Charles [X-Men]); Kakairu (Kakashi/Iruka [Naruto]); Zoro/Sanji [One Piece]

Favorite Food: meatloaf; carrots; lemonade; steak and mashed potatoes; pretzels; potatoes; eggs; toast; cheese bagels; hot chocolate; chicken pot pie

Tools of The Trade: pens; pencils; lined paper (completely disregarding the lines)

DUM SPIRO SPERO

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Time Doesn't Heal All Wounds by Gatergirl79 reviews
[Revised Version:2015] Jack's back on earth, back running Torchwood but he's got a secret obsession, a way to deal with the pain of losing Ianto and it's going to lead him to the turning point of his dead lovers life. Spoilers: Doctor Who/Torchwood.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 4/20/2012 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Feeding Sherlock by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex. Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to eat. To absolutely love it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Am The Man Who Can Never Die by Medilia reviews
Sam and Dean are hunting a strange monster when they run into the mysterious Jack Harkness and his partner Ianto Jones. Who are they? And What do the angels want with them? Please review
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,731 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Dean W., Jack H. - Complete
And My Shadow Yearns For Your Flesh by Beyondthemegapixels reviews
Sherlock's journey towards Johns heart. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Graphic descriptions of consented bodily harm, blood and organs. Also a bit of a Biology lesson. NOT for the faint of heart, at all.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Child of Destruction by Mother-of-Monsters reviews
Pain is not the only burden John Watson carries. Sherlock isn't helpful in that respect. After all, the all-knowing detective doesn't believe in monsters. **Please do not redistribute my works to other sites such as goodreads or ebookstree without my express permission**
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,293 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Squared by scribofelidae reviews
The Doctor and Donna are trapped by the Master in a booby-trapped pocket universe that connects with two different adaptations of Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes. A Doctor Who / Sherlock BBC / Sherlock Holmes Ritchie cross-over.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
Entrapment by Eupa reviews
A fake telegram from Holmes sends Watson on a mission which may be a trap inside a trap, and for once Holmes is genuinely terrified. Includes an unexpected mastermind. Shwatsonlock fluff. Slash. Warning: Contains Christmas.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Symbiosis by expiry 4.23 reviews
The Doctor wanted to study him for hours: John's reactions, his strategies, his mind - and his understated, morbid, socially unaccepted expression of love and loss. No slash, now finished! Post s2.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, John W.
Hold it Against Me by ArwendeImladris reviews
Sherlock wages a campaign against John. It involves the requisite statements of interest as gleaned from the internet , affectionate monikers, and properly packaging and labeling his experiments. John, as always, patiently waits out the craziness.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
All Hope Abandoned by Ankha reviews
I once asked myself what could Holmes do to drive Watson away. This is what came out: Hidden away in the wall of a cottage a set of journals were found. The secrets they held were nothing short of tragic. Slash H/W.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,899 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Musical Pastures by TalentedLoser reviews
John always loved when Sherlock played the violin. The melancholy tunes were the sweetest of them all. And Sherlock never turned down a request. Johnlock. PG-13
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
After The Rift Storm by blucougar57 reviews
Ianto doesn't hold a grudge for Jack leaving. He can't see the point, not when time could be better spent offering some much needed comfort.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Skin Deep by LilFerret79 reviews
He wanted to make sure Ianto was okay. He was in the habit of caring for himself last. NC17/Adult. Graphic Sex, Language. Angst. Slightly AU, due to event. No copyright infringement is intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,313 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Scars by Beregond5 reviews
Mainly set sometime after the Episode 1, Season 2. Jack can get killed and then gasp back to life in a heartbeat. But some wounds take longer to heal... Jack/Ianto pairing.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
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The Last Call reviews
John, in an act of regret, allows Jack one last call before he is buried alive for 2000 years.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Dinner Date Adventure reviews
It's their first date, and Jack is freaking out. -Janto-.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete