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Lily Evans, Chaser by Lobotomised reviews
As was previously 'Queen of the Crunk'. He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,476 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/11/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ending the Stars by cgner reviews
Five times Prince James proposes to Oscar-winner Lily Evans, and one time he doesn't. Sequel to Key Limes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,598 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/10/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Copilot by sevenperseids reviews
Coming into this trip, she'd been a tense, agitated mess. Surely unfit to be driving at such reckless and giddy speeds. Now she's flat on her back with a huge, wide sky above her, a storybook meadow all around her, likely at least one police car within ten kilometers of her, and James Potter fiddling with her skirt. There's no way this can end badly. LE/JP, July 1978. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/26/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Key Limes by cgner reviews
In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 158 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Age of Inertia by sevenperseids reviews
"You're a pretty, innocent-looking young witch. You could get away with anything." As an obituary writer and spy for the Order of the Phoenix, Lily looks to her past to keep the part about innocence at least partly true. LE/JP, set in 1979.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 158,621 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Just In Time by A. C. Potter reviews
James and Lily have a quick shag before Potions. Warning: smut, spanking, and foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/31/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Power of Prongs by snapslikethis reviews
Lily uses all the Marauder nicknames casually, except for James's. He's rather upset about it...until she tells him the reason why.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/24/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Feels Like Love by snapslikethis reviews
Lily is half asleep, crawling over James as she gropes for her wand on the nightstand. She's about to question the funny look on his face when she realizes that the grain and weight of the wand in her hand is all wrong. Her cheeks burn with the realization that it's not her wand, but his, she's holding. She releases it instinctively, dropping it to the bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/9/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Textbooks, Time Scarves, and Tea by cgner reviews
Lily visits the coffee shop because Sev works there, even though he's got a completely obnoxious coworker with admittedly fantastic hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Stay The Night by scared of clouds reviews
The events of a single night can have very unexpected consequences. Two shot, Jily AU. Cover art by Viria.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just Belong With Me by scared of clouds reviews
Sometimes it's the smallest moments that can cause the biggest changes. Five small moments are all it takes to make the biggest change of all. One shot, seventh year Lily and James. Cover art by anxiouspineapples.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/10/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
And The World Turns Slower by scared of clouds reviews
Out-take from my multi-chapter fic "Turning Tables", by common request, because apparently you lot needed details. Overly romantic smuttiness. Please note the M-rating, there's nothing but smut here. Cover art by Viria.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/24/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On the Quidditch Pitch by CokeBottleK reviews
It was the middle of the night and the Quidditch pitch was dark... L/J. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/25/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Yeah, Okay by CokeBottleK reviews
A series of instances in which Lily Evans said yes to James Potter. L/J. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/29/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Meet the Mother by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Thunder and Lightning by ProngsPotter1981 reviews
Written for LunaInTheSky. JP/LE One-shot. Lily's terrified of storms and when Marlene and Alice are away for the Easter holidays and not there to help her deal with it, Lily has little choice but to seek comfort from other sources... WARNING: Strong Sexual Scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Jägerbomb by Little Miss Escapist reviews
In which much Jägermeister is consumed, Severus passes out, and Lily meets the maybe guy of her dreams. James/Lily; CambridgeUni!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/8/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Towel Thief by Whatchoofelloverfor reviews
James has to deal with the consequences when he steals Lily's towel. Again. LJ ONESHOT! A bit racy, not too smutty, rated M just in case. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/24/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snuffles by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
A dog was following her. - Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/10/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Symphony of the Fallen by ravensoulsister reviews
The Head Girl makes a mistake. Now the Head Boy is in the Hospital Wing with no recollection of who he is or who she is- but he certainly doesn't care enough to keep his perverse thoughts to himself. One-Shot. Rated M for naughty language and sex talks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Delights of Amos Diggory by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
"He definitely did not expect a single date to turn out like this. " - James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Kiss, Just as Before by liebedance reviews
It was supposed to be a one-night-stand, no-strings attached. But there's something about James that Lily can't help but connect with. ::Mature::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In the Sun by NajwaBarlaam reviews
He watched her swallow and inhale slowly. "I think we should work on being friends," she said. James closed his eyes for a moment, before nodding with his forehead still against hers. "Just out of curiosity, do you usually kiss your friends like that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,791 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Fragility of Tears by Queen Nightingale reviews
"Step Three, little Miss Lily Evans," James said quietly, turning back to his books and feeling her hot gaze on him, "Step three: I get the girl." JPLE, One-Shot, Marauders Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Want To Try That by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
Lily Evans is finally certain that James Potter loves her and its amazing; it really is … it's just that she's not so sure if he also lusts after her. One night she sees something that convinces her. Oneshot, smutty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/4/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete