Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon, Kuroshitsuji, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Soul Eater.
Name: Nightmare Zane or Cheshire
Looks Like: Pale like a vampire (I don't get out much...), bright green eyes and long wavy black-colored hair
Age: Not saying!
Favorite colors: blue, black, and dark red
Anime watched or currently watching: To many to count
Manga: To many to count
Note: It seems that I have a thing for white haired humans... (If you don't understand, then look at my OCs.)
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1. Death's Weapon
Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)
Summary- You are not human nor are you a Grim Reaper or a Demon for that matter. Then tell me, what are you?" "My name..." "I am his Weapon. I am his Shield and I am his alone." "Tell me why are you will that man!" "Monster..." "Murderer..." "Lair..." "You are mine and mine alone." "I am your weapon to cut your enemies and to collect the soul of harm..."
2. Luna II (Kalos Region)
Summary- After finding out who she really was, Luna chose to say good bye to the Unova Region and say hello to the Kalos Region as a fresh start. This is the next adventure for Luna, find out what she is going to do next. What Pokemon will she catch? Will she be able to get to the Pokemon League? Read to find out. (Sequel is Luna)
Summary- "Cheshire!" "Chessy!" I turned, seeing Zenna followed by Hon run down the steps to me. Zenna was waving her hand. Hon had a worried expression. I looked back up to see the spiked object charging up. "No..." I whispered, starting to run to them. I couldn't let them! Not them!
Summary- A little girl is raised by the playful Pokémon Mew, her name is Luna. But when Luna turns 10, she starts on a Pokemon journey and meets others on the way. Starts in Unova Region but has Pokémon from other regions in the story. Bad summary I know but please read. Complete and now has a sequel.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Summary- My name is Yoru, younger sister of Bermuda von Veckenschtei. I wanted to get away from the... (more like runaway) family or as the Mafia called them- The Vindice. Now I am involved with the Mafia that I tired to get away from with another 'family' (I guess you can say that) and now here is my story of my mishaps with the damn Vongola... Please R&R!
3. Death Weapon's Dabbles
Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)
Summary- Ideas of different things that could happen in the Kuroshitsuji world revolving around Shi and the craziness around her.
Original Characters (OCs)
Age: 13 in human years (She is much older as she is the other half of Reshiram)
Species: Half Pokemon/ Half Human
Appearance: Pale, bright blue eyes with long white hair that reached the middle of her back with bangs that framed her face and sometimes she’ll wear it up in a low pony. She wears black body suit that’s cropped at the top with the back open so her wings won’t destroy her shirt with short leggings. She wears a short, long sleeve dark blue jacket that ends at her at her waist that can be zipped closed along with a hoodie. On her hands are fingerless black gloves with white circles on them. On her right wrist is a metal bracelet holds a Key Stone she got from Diantha in chapter 19 of her Kalos Region journey. She wears Around her neck is the same necklace N wore in Unova as he gave it to her to keep track where her place was. (It has a tracking chip in it.) She lastly wears black books with zippers on the side and has a sliver band at the top of it. On her back are wings that are there permanently after her merge with Reshiram was undone and has a medium size scare on her right side from the battle between her and Mewtwo.
Her other form when she goes Pokemon: Here eyes turn to blue irises and black pupils. Her hair is still white but changes as it grows longer as it turned into a voluminous wispy mane like hair. Around her neck is a fluffy, white collar jutting out of two grey, glass-like neck-bands. She wears blank pants and a white sleeveless shirt that gets ripped in the back whenever her wings flare out, which sports four claws which resemble hands on the leading edge. A white coat with wide open sleeves appears over her shirt with a mass of plume around the waist with ribbon-like extensions, surrounded by two large bands.
Personality: She's very nice to Pokemon as she was raised with them but has a dark side to them as they were not always nice to her. Sometimes she even wondered why she was born. However, she is somewhat indifferent with human, except N, as she never really interacted with them. She keeps hold of her emotions but when they go over load she cries. She has found out about her past and such and now has no current main goal.
I've made a profile now for my OC.
--Child to the Night--
Name: Yoru Veckenschtein
Human Name: Yoruichi
Universe: Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Age: Unknown, between 14-17 years old
Status: Dead but her spirt lives in the forest where her 'body' and grave is with Kuro
Flame: Night Flame & Could Flame
Box Weapons: Raven Animal Box (Cloud Flame) called Kuro, Memory Box (Yoru's human memory before she met Bermuda)
Appearance: She has straight long black and white streaked hair that reaches down to her lower back. She has the Clear Pacifier hanged by a chain around her neck and is wrapped in a Mammon Chain (so the Vindice can't find her). For now she wares the standard green female Kokuyo Middle uniform like the rest of the Kokuyo Gang but the sleeves are fixed to go at her finger tips. It's completed with he legs wrapped in wrappings and black boots similar to Chrome's own boots.
When Yoru is with the Millefiore, she wares the standard White Spell jacket with the Millefiore insignia on the right side of the jacket with a black shirt under it along with black army style pants that were cuffed by black boots she has always wore. She has a chain belt that holds her Box Weapons that rest against both of her hips. Oh her right hand she wares a black right with a white band that goes all the way around it along with the Night Mare Ring given to her byhimself, which turned out to be a fake in the end.
Personality: Yoru is the younger sister of Bermuda von Veckenschtei, who trained her personally along with the others, so she never really was able to developed emotions rightly but has a somewhat logical outlook on some things. She can smile but it's not often she dose so. Is like a mother/sister of some sort to her friends. She can sense the Flames of different humans and Box Weapon animals. She has a similar mind like with Mukuro like Chrome but cannot be possessed by the man as of her Night Flames.
Nickname: Chessy (Patty, Zenna)
Universe: Soul Eater
Age: 175 (Biological and Chronological)
Race: Half Shinigami/Half Witch
Magic: Shinigami Magic (Shields only, as she is only half she is limited to what Magic she learn)
Appearance: Cheshire has mid-back black colored hair with a single white strand on the left side that frames her face. She has red-golden, passive eyes from not being around people when she was younger. In her hair is a small clip that has Shinigami's mask on it. She wears a dark red sleeveless hoodie that is zipped up half way has pockets. Under that she wears a black sleeveless crop top. Also, she wears black baggy shorts that have two loose belts that hang on both sides of her and has black and red sneakers. On her arms are bandages that wrap up to her elbows and has a shackle, the cuff and a short chain of three links, on her right wrist to keep her witch powers in check. Also, she's flat chested. (Hates it when people compare them to other) Around her neck is a golden snake choker with black eyes, it's mouth biting on the tip of its tail for unknown reasons.
Soul: It has a bright blueish-purplish color to the glow with a flame-like tail. It's a little larger then a grape fruit. On the right side is a small shinigami mask while on the left is black flame-like tattoo on the soul. Around the soul are floating gray chains are circulating it. Her mind-scape inside the soul is unknown.
Personality: Cheshire doesn't really care for much but her family, very little, and likes to wonder around on her own in a new place. She usually sneaks around, expect her brother and father, to seem like she can appear from anywhere but it only appears like as she has quick speed from past secrets. Likes to freak people out from popping out of know where so she likes to stay in the shadows. When Cheshire was little, she was isolated from the world by her father until she was older so she is socially awkward at times and withdrawn. She knows she's only half witch. Some of her deepest wishes are- to find out who her true mother is (no one will tell her), find her own weapon even if she is against the idea... travel the world and learn magic.
Weapon/Partner: Name: Zenna Yule
Nickname: Zenzen (Patty, Sometimes Cheshire), Zen (Cheshire)
Universe: Soul Eater
Race: Demon Weapon
Weapon: Gunbai (Wind) - When Zenna transform, she takes the appearance a wide white fan with a blue wing like design on the fan, symmetrical on both sides, and has a black frame with a long black handle with bandages wrapped around the base. At the end of handle shows a small hole on it with a small thin chain with light blue, green, and white feathers attached to it.
Extra Ability: Allows user to use wind, defend against some physical attacks, allows Meister to fly short distances.
Appearance: Zenna has short, at the base of her neck, green hair with light blue and white highlights though out with light bright blue eyes. She wears an elbow-length white cloak that features a hood, with a prominent pair of animal ears stitched atop of it, which Zenna constantly keeps drawn over her head even when indoors except when she's alone with Zenna after a while. She's wears a short sleeved shirt that has a tiny pair of bird wings on the left side, bottom, of her shirt. She finally wears a pair of black, wide-sleeve pants and blue open towed ninja sandals. On her right wrist, she wears a green sweat band. Later on she is seen wearing a long earring with different colored feathers on it given to her by Cheshire.
Personality: Zenna has a personality similar to Patty but is more of the caring type. She gradually becomes closer to Cheshire when she finds out about her split soul (witch half). She is seen as more of a sister/mother figure than anything else and partner to Cheshire. Kid has a slight interest in her weapon form as to the symmetry of it.
Group Member: Name: Hon Tee
Nickname: Hon (Zenna)
Universe: Soul Eater
Race: Demon Weapon
Weapon: Sling shot - When Hon Tee transforms, he takes the appearance a wooden, simple dark red rubber band.
Extra Ability: He can shoot soul particles at high speed and in fast movements.
Appearance: short black hair and sliver eyes with stylishly framed glasses. His eyes gave him a sleepy appearance and were the silent type of man. He never really said much, just when he needed to or when the teacher called on him. He wears a simple white t-shirt with a yellow fur-trimmed jacket, and black suit pants. A black studded collar encircles his neck and a black tie is also included but it is worn extremely loosely adorned with an ornate Shinigami tie clip. To complete it, he wears black open-toed sandals.
Personality: Hon Tee in like a mother hen to Zenna because of their past together but hates, with slight respect, to Cheshire. He’s jealous that his friend will be taken away by a Meister so he sticks with her to chase other Meisters away when Zenna isn’t looking. But he can’t do that to Cheshire as Zenna is determined, even if he doesn’t like it, to have her as her Meister.
Favorite Anime Quotes
Look at the sky, its so far away. But right here, right now it seems so close. - Kazu
Only two kinds of people exist in this world, those who steal and those who are stolen from. - Ciel Phantomhive
Because I'm one hell of a butler. - Sebastian
Something once lost will never return. - Ciel Phantomhive
From this point on, all you opinions will be rejected!. - Kurosaki Ichigo
You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them. - Kurosaki Ichigo
Since The Beginning, no one has ever stood in themselves, neither you, nor I, not even God himself, but that emptiness in the throne of heaven will be filled from this day forth, i will be the one to stand in the heavens. - Aizen Sosuke
If miracles only happen once, what are they called the second time? - Kurosaki Ichigo
Do you know what's the difference between a king and his horse?? INSTINCT!!!!. - Hollow Ichigo
You humans are always talking about hearts. It's as if you hold them in your hand. But my eyes see everything. Nothing can get past it and what it doesn't see, doesn't exist. That's the way I've always fought. What is a heart? If I rip open your chest, will I see it? If I crack open your skull, will I find it in there? - Ulquiorra Schiffer
When you are up high, all the stuff that looks confusing and messed up... suddenly becomes crystal clear. - Senna (Bleach: Memories of Nobody)
We stand in awe before that which cannot be seen, and we respect with every fiber that which cannot be explained. - Kuchiki Rukia
People are able to hold onto hope, since death is that which cannot be seen. - Kuchiki Rukia
Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place. - Zaraki Kenpachi
It's impossible to feel exactly the same as someone else... but when you both care for each other, your hearts are able to draw a little closer together. I think that's what it means to make your hearts as one. - Inoue Orihime
It's so very difficult for me to hold back and step on an ant without crushing it.- Aizen Sosuke
No matter what happens, I'll keep on moving. Until this life runs out of me, I'll keep on walking. - Allen Walker
When you close your eyes and look at the World, what do you see? - Lenalee Lee
I soon came to the point where I didn't know whether my smiling face was a lie or not. - Lavi
Millennium Earl: this scenario, it almost seems like the white-face clown is chasing down the august. Allen Walker : Well then like a white clown, I shall prevent this unamusing tomfoolery from continuing. -
Even while you are in doubt, there will be an answer you will arrive to. even while you are in pain, your happiness will be waiting. - Allen Walker
Even so Kanda, I think we can still be a destroyer but someone who saves others too. - Allen Walker
A path is something you create as you walk it. The ground you've trodden hardens, and that's what forms your path. You're the only one who can create your own path. Walk on your own. If you haven't given up yet, that is.- Cross Marian
Our injuries will heal as long as we're alive. But the scars will remain... - Allen Walker
Katekyo Hitman Reborn
There’s no time. Just do what he says for now. If he’s lying, then we’ll just blow his brains out. -Reborn
I don’t need this kind of power. If you want me to inherit such mistakes then I will wipe out the Vongola!! -Sawada Tsunayoshi
You know, I’ve been thinking, senpai, your head isn’t really screwed on right. -Fran
Bel: Pose? Fran: Don’t all the heroes who transform and magicians who cast spells have those?I’m the type of person for whom doing that is necessary. Bel: I’m going to kill you. Or better yet, commit suicide right here. Fran: But the thing is, I can’t lift my arms because of this hat. So what I’m saying is, can I remove it? Bel: No way! You’ll die wearing it!
I’ll bite you to death. -Hibari Kyouya
Don’t you ever spare a thought on the environmental crisis? -Fran
Illusions… or real illusions. Within the illusions hide real illusions… from the real illusions, the illusions are created. Within the truth hides the lie… within the lie hides the truth. That is the Mist. -Rokudo Mukuro
"After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." -- Albus Dumbledore, Philosophers Stone
"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" -- Albus Dumbledore, Chamber of Secrets
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals" -- Sirius Black, Goblet of Fire
"According to Madam Pomfrey, thoughts could leave deeper scarring than almost anything else...
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." -- Harry Potter, Prisoner of Azkaban
"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!" -- Harry Potter, The Order of the Phoenix
"I like a quiet life, you know me." -- Harry Potter, Half Blood Prince
“We’re fighting.” -- Harry Potter, Deathly Hallows
Some Poems I've Made
Sometimes we put on masks for others to see
I don’t want to put on a smile for something I don’t see fit
When I show others who I am
Not something to be molded into to your image
They say they hate me
I am who I am
That mask is something that needs to fall off
For this Sin I feel pain,
The feeling of people staring at me
Knowing that behind that hand that you held before your mouth,
These friends became my tightrope tying me down
Patch myself up, the tears smear the paint before it can dry,
If I seal my freedom, myself, will I become a crook?
If I seal my freedom, myself, will I become a crook?
And yet, to say the truth is to be put away
Pain No Other Can See
You are in pain that I cannot see,
But you can’t
How can others see what you go through
What I Should Have Gotten You
What I should have gotten you was a Rose
What I should have gotten you was a Hug and a Kiss
What I should have gotten you was a Golden Ring
What I should have gotten you was a Happy Smile
What I should have gotten you was a Happy Day
What I should have gotten you was some Love
A delicate white flower that looked so broken and bleak,
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not go to class skyclad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa by there last/first names
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DANG we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, retard?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, LOSER, RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.
FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.
FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend.
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.
FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd butts that left you
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will love this crap.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
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