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Joined 01-29-12, id: 3673985, Profile Updated: 09-15-13
Author has written 19 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, Parodies and Spoofs, Hunger Games, Oliver Twist, Professor Layton, Salad Fingers, Misc. Games, Rule of Rose, and Corpse Bride.

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Amphigory by MomoOfficial reviews
In an anonymous office in the Copley Building in Boston, there is a stoic accountant who never speaks, and a nervy receptionist who never stops talking. AU Wheatley/Chell, some NSFW content.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,706 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Eternity by xXDeathNote.Forever.Xx reviews
The reminiscence of what was. He and little Mable, dear, with fiery ginger hair, out of line and out of whack, are all that's left.
Salad Fingers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Salad Fingers - Complete
Through the Eyes of Charlie Bates by Accomplice in Mischief reviews
There are so many Artful Dodger stories, but what about the carefree Charlie Bates?
Oliver! - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011
Mental Metamorphosis by stretch the faunlet reviews
Just like her father, Yvonne's once sane, innocent mind would slowly transform, descending into darkness from the trauma brought on by the Great War. What exactly happened to Yvonne after being taken by the enemy soldiers? Along the way she meets a familiar face willing to help her. Possible romance later on, depending on how many chapters I write. Please read & review! UPDATED!
Salad Fingers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Salad Fingers' Daughter
Oh How The Years Have Gone One Shot by Plummy-n-Slam reviews
A small one shot of Dodger visiting Fagin's grave. I wrote this a long time ago thinking about the play, but it sort of mingled into the book as well I think. I found it on my flash and thought my readers might enjoy it.
Oliver! - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
What have you done? by PsychoShock reviews
A short poem I wrote to complete the excerpt 'Little Alice fell down the hole, bumped her head and bruised her soul', that can be easily found on the internet. Mixture between game and book reality.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Alice - Complete
True Colours by Procrastinating Phantom reviews
Drew is a creation hero who is fed up of having his every action and word controlled by the Creator and being forced to fight. During one of the rare moments of freedom that he receives, he explains this to Sock, or Wilfre. Wilfre offers him freedom for the exchange of sides. Rated T for fighting scenes. Credit and thanks to empatheticRecluse on DeviantArt for the cover!
Drawn to Life - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Hero, Wilfre
Confrontation by CrispyWolf reviews
The Mad Hatter finds something amiss in his domain when the Dormouse and March Hare appear and take him down. This takes place after "Twinkle, twinkle", serving as a third part to the storyline of the March Hare and Dormouse being freed and taking over the domain.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Mad Hatter, March Hare - Complete
Setting Sail in a Paper Ship by ArtisticlyInsane reviews
Alice has always been told that she was mad...a complete lunatic at that. When you really take it into consideration, is it truly Alice that's mad...or is it the world around her? Oneshot.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Alice - Complete
After the Wedding by nero749 reviews
Sequel to the Extended Ending of the "Green Wing" special. After Caroline, Mac and Guy manage to free themselves from a rogue bunch of balloons, Sue White has an announcement to make about Mac.
Green Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Complete
Cupcakes REPOST by A5h K3tchum reviews
A repost of the infamous Cupcakes FanFic. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Say It Again by DemonCat69 reviews
A Cupid's Arrow has pierced Lock's heart and he falls himself falling head over heels in love with Barrel. Will Barrel accept him? And how will Shock react? Read to find out! Lock/Barrel slash.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Lock, Barrel - Complete
Charley's gift by InnocentSmile97 reviews
Charley learns of Christmas from Nancy and puts together a little surprise for his mate Dodger : fluffy friendship fic. One-shot.
Oliver! - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
Episode 10 by Alexander Butters reviews
Based off the flash film Salad Fingers.
Salad Fingers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Salad Fingers - Complete
Recovery by Punkylemon reviews
What would have happened if the young ones survived the bus crash and blaze? This is what, I thought, might happen in the hospital, with the young ones in residence. I do not own 'The Young Ones'.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2011
The Poem by Special Patrol Groupie reviews
Vyvyan gets a poem from Rick.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
No More Yellow Dungarees by Ferret Coldfinger reviews
It's been twenty-five years... What became of the boys after the fateful lorry accident?
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Old Jack is Dead by MsDevin92 reviews
Old Jack is dead! Old Jack is dead! They shot 'im right upside the head...Lock, Shock, and Barrel celebrate the boneman's demise through a wicked little song. Inspired by The Cat is Dead, by Danny Elfman. Rated for darker themes.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Fart by Radar-rox reviews
Vyvyan adopts a cunning plan to get the sofa all to himself
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Bored by Augustus reviews
Just another day in the share houseā€¦
Young Ones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2001
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Rule of Rose: The Novelisation
A viscous hierarchy, cruel children, and secrets swept under every bed. Covering the disputed story of Jennifer with a few variations and less aspects of horror than the game. Mature themes of child abuse, abortion, and bullying.
Rule of Rose - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Gregory, Jennifer, Wendy
Interrogate reviews
Miss Martha is suspicious of what goes on between Clara and Mr Hoffman.
Rule of Rose - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Clara, Martha
Poisonous Fancy Jam reviews
Amanda gets her own back on one of the uppity orphans. Contains culinary sabotage and 1930's gender roles.
Rule of Rose - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Amanda
Barrel's death reviews
Yes, you read that right. After an accident, Lock and Shock are left without their third trio member. And nobody quite knows how to deal with it.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Lock, Shock
The ballad of Salad reviews
Mr Fingers writes a little poem about how things were before and during the war. Nothing to gory or graphic YET.
Salad Fingers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Salad Fingers
Clunk Clunk Kenneth reviews
Kenneth has grown to long for his old home and family, and tries to find a way back to his hometown. But what will happen when he is confronted by how much his world has changed? Rated T for safety.
Salad Fingers - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Kenneth, Salad Fingers
Eight pages reviews
Slenderman...the one who haunts...the one who drives people insane. He'll be coming for you, and he'll make sure he gets you.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Complete
The Mary sue of Halloween reviews
After Halloween town is completely disrupted by the arrival of a new resident, A certain Miss Mary-sue, Sally makes unlikely allies of Lock Shock and Barrel, who vow to restore Halloween town back to it's old, spooky, non-rainbow, chocolate-river free ways.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Sally, Jack S.
Luke gets stuck in a sleeping bag reviews
Pretty self-explanatory Crack one-shot. I don't own professor layton nor a sleeping bag.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/31/2012 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
Charley Bates becomes a street entertainer reviews
When Charley Bates is out pickpocketing with his best friend, The Artful Dodger, he accidentally becomes a street entertainer. Crack one-shot.
Oliver Twist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2012 - The Dodger
We're Career tributes and you know it! reviews
Ever wondered what Career Tributes would sing for a theme song? Possibly eye of the tiger, but that would imply a chance of failure. This is a hunger games parody of 'I'm sexy and I know it' by LMFAO.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
Shock's rant reviews
The witch of Oogie's boys speaks her mind- or rather, shouts it. Personally I don't think I can write as Shock very well, but *meh*
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Shock - Complete
Barrel's rant reviews
Barrel comes clean of what he thinks of stuff- mainly droning on and on about lollipops. Oh, and some deeply meaningful stuff as well.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Barrel
Lock's rant reviews
After looking at several of the fanfictions of 'nightmare before christmas', Lock has decided he has something to say about it.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Lock
Oogie Boogie's groove reviews
Everyone knows Lock, Shock and Barrel are trouble- but what will happen when Oogie gives them one of the most dangerous missions ever?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Lock, Shock - Complete
I ate a man reviews
Who likes Katy Perry? Who likes Oogie Boogie? WELL LETS PUT THEM TOGETHER SHALL WE? Based on the song 'I kissed a girl' except its not Katy singing it.
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Oogie Boogie
Last christmas time reviews
Lock, Shock and Barrel's view of their little christmas incident. Sung to the song of LAST FRIDAY NIGHT by Katy Perry! I know, how random Enjoy!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Complete
Snake and Spider stew reviews
I always wondered how and what snake and spider stew was made of- besides Snake and spiders of course, I'm not THAT dumb - so I invented this!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Oogie Boogie - Complete
Bogeyman's bay reviews
I don't own Tim Burton stuff. I am not responsible for what comes out of his head. Anyway this is a mix of Danny Elfman's song 'Remains of the day' and my theory about where Lock, Shock and Barrel came from. Hooray! It's time to SING!
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Bonejangles