Kiwi05
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Joined 04-09-03, id: 367464
Author has written 5 stories for Teletubbies, Lord of the Rings, Minesweeper, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hello there, this is Kiwi speaking. I realize I haven't signed in for a really long time. This is because I have moved on (somewhat) in my life and I have other things to worry about...like writing papers for school (ugh). But I'm halfway through college and maybe I can find more time to write crap. Now, all my current posted fics were written by me throughout my highschool years of nerd-dome. I have various typing errors (such as "ur"--ugh it makes me shudder) which I didn't mind back then. I am too lazy to fix these errors, so if you read my older fics, please just bear with me. :) Here is my list of fics/whatever else I wanted to say about them. I may just update if I ever feel the urge although that is pretty unlikely right now. I have another name on here (basically since I forgot how to get into this account and I couldn't see which email address this was linked to without logging in.) It is UberPeaceLily. I am more likely to post on this account from now on, although when I will have time for writing is hazy.

To read more...see www.fanfiction.net/~CherryKiwi (my high school co-authorship with one of my best friends)

Ham! Ham! Ham! - my Pirates of the Caribbean fic--bar fights! I really like this one.

Mysterious Stranger- one chapter, not one of my best stories...My first attempt at something serious. I guess im not good at non-humor stuff.

Mr. Smiley falls in love- 3 chapters now! This was probably my most unlikely success (if you can call it that!)

Toilet Troubles- Limited chapters, since Pineapple Princess and I have gotten out of contact over the years

Bubblechubbies: 4 chapters. First 2 suck, they get better after that (in my opinion/other reviews)

Who knew Minesweeper fanfics could be so fun?! I suggest you check out the whole catagory!! Its highly amusing.

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The Fellowship Gets Introduced to Modern Day Life by fanfictionsissy reviews
One at a time, members of the fellowship, (and some others), get introduced to modern day things that any idiot in this age would know.(Every chapter is peretty much it's own little story.) CHAPTER 16 UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 2/13/2003
Bill Nye the Science Guy Behind the Scenes! by NewbiaTheElf reviews
A look at everyone's favorite scientist whose initials are BN, as he tries to save the world. This story is being updated, with all the chapters being re-written. So far updated: Chapter 11
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 3/9/2003
A Fairytale by Anjuli reviews
When Legolas leaves his home for the first time to explore the world of men, he saves the live of a young king (guess who). For Legolas it’s love at first sight, but Aragorn doesn’t even know his saviour. He is just about to marry the lovely Lady Arwe
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,127 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Legolas in Love by Pipsicle reviews
Chapter Twelve is up! Jeannette and Middle-earth's sexiest Dark Lord meet. Whatever shall we do? Flames are welcome, but be warned: If I don't like them, they'll be used to roast Dobby the House Elf over a hot grill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Legolas
Let me be the one by LOTRFaith reviews
fin Legolas is mad but he won’t tell why. What will it take for him to open up? Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,598 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Impressions by Faeryn reviews
As a Elfling Legolas proposed to a young She-Elf. She turned him down. Now hundereds of years later he tries again, this time without any intention of losing. No matter what the cost or what she throws in his path.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,039 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 4/12/2003 - Legolas
The Lord of The Bling Bling Ring by TheElvishMaiden reviews
This the adventure of 2 friends who get the hugest surprise when they go to see the lord of the rings!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 9/12/2002
The Adventure of Chocolate Legolas by tree1 reviews
Something that evolved out of a very boring maths lesson one day. Now if the members of LotR were different types of sweets/food/etc., just what would they be... and what would happen to them? Sorry the chapters are really short! ;o)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Legolas
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Bubblechubbies the true story reviews
Changes the names of the Telletubbies! Tubby Bashing! What fun! Ch.1&2 kinda boring, 3 & 4 better!
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003
Mr Smiley Falls in Love reviews
Mr. Smiley falls in love...with who! read to find out! Please R&R!
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 8/14/2003
Ham! Ham! Ham! reviews
Jack and Will head off to a bar. There is a ham raffle. They get the ham and a huge fight ensues. PG for language, after all, they are in a bar, drunk, etc etc etc.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/19/2004
Mysterious Stranger reviews
Back and beta-ed! No slash or mary-sue stuff! Legolas meets a girl is looking for him for some reason...NOT MS! ok?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Legolas
Toilet Troubles reviews
PG13 to be safe...co-authored by Kiwi05 and Pineapple Princess. Eowyn, subject to Galadriel's wrath is turned into a toilet. Will she be able to cope with the trauma?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Eowyn