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Poll: in Cats are Amazing, should the curse be broken or not? Also, should they defeat Akito or die trying? Vote Now!
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Joined 01-29-12, id: 3675660, Profile Updated: 03-29-12
Author has written 5 stories for Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Alphas Series, Lisi Harrison.

[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[ ] You own a designer purse
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60
[ ] You had/have fake nails
[ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything
[ ] you have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[x] you have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[x] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets

Total So Far: 3

Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work
[ ] Have had a hair color that is not natural
[x] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[X] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it
[x] Constantly keep your phone at your side.
[ ] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[ ] Have a name for your car
[x] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"

Total So Far: 7

Do you love:
[ ] Makeup
[ ] Glitter
[ ] The color Pink
[X] Jewelry
[ ] Mirrors
[ ] Chick flicks
[ ] Shoes
[ ] Rainbows
[ ] Unicorns
[ ] Disney Movies
[ ] Flowers
[X] Stuffed Animals
[ ] Purses

Total So Far: 9

Do you shop at:
[ ] Coach
[ ] Forever 21
[ ] Victoria's Secret
[ ] Guess
[X] Claire's
[ ] Express
[ ] Delia's
[ ] Hollister
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch
[ ] Aeropostal

Total So Far: 10

Do you say:
[X] Whatever
[X] Oh my gosh/goodness
[ ] Hun
[x] Fugly
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[x] Bff
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[x] Skank
[ ] Totally

[ ] For Sure
[ ] Fabulous

Total So Far: 15

Do you read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[x] Seventeen
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com

Total So Far: 16

Do you love these:
[ ] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[ ] Bring it On
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You

Total So Far: 16

Do you really enjoy:
[ ] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[x] Degrassi

Total So Far: 17

Now add the total and multiply by 2: 34

34% Girly

... makes sense.


You know you're Canadian when... (and I can tell you that most of these are true.)

You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.

You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk".

You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."

You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what it means to be on pogey.

You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!"

You can drink legally while still a teen.

You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.

You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.

When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.

You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you really don't want to know if he has!

You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap."

You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."

You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."

You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.

You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.

You participated in "Participaction."

You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me."

You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.

Unlike any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport.

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.

You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.

You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.

You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.

You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.

You know what a toque is.

You have some memento of Doug and Bob.

You know Toronto is not a province.

You never miss "Coaches Corner."

Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorites food groups.


The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers
(x) You think you're awesome
(x) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
() You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
(X) You're terrified of ghosts
(x) You know aliens exist
(x) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
() You wear glasses

(6/10) for USA

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before (come on, every kid has had to once, right?)
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

(4/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(x) You're very affectionate
(X) You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine (I don't drink alcohol)
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
() You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(4/10) for France

China (Wong Yao)

() You're very mature ((not at all~~~))
(x) You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
(x) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
(X) You love Hello Kitty
(x) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
() You work hard
(x) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

(7/10) for China

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
(X) You love hockey
(x) You love polar bears
() You hate fighting
(x)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
() You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(x) You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

(7/10) for Canada

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
() You like to wear flowers in your hair
(X) You used to be a very tough kid
() You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
() You're very faithful
(x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(5/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

(x) You're quite mean-spirited
(x) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
(X) You love to fight people
(x) You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
() You want to become stronger

(6/10) for Prussia

It's a tie between Canada and China! I like Canada better, lol :P

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No Such Thing As Coincidence by KuroRiya reviews
Falling in Love sucks. Falling in love with your best friends sucks more. What sucks the most? When that best friend is forced to move away. Welcome to Tino's life. Yaoi/BL. Lot's of fluff and some smexy time towards the end! SuFin, DenNor, HongIce, amoung other various pairings. But Mostly SuFin, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 168,427 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
A totally Polish princess by Yanatta reviews
Like the title. please review
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
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To the Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey reviews
To improve international relations, the provinces and territories have to join a pen pal project. Well, either that or Canada likes being able to boss people around. The only problem is that they don't have anyone to write to! You can help them, right? Contains QuOn, maybe future PruCan, ManitobaxBC, NSxNB, and/or NewfiexNunny? Rated because Quebec is French. IAMP characters used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Canada
From the City of Crazy Hockey Fans, with Love reviews
Shira's opened yet another school for talented girls, this time in the middle of Vancouver, Canada, and exclusively for those with artistic talents. Will you apply, or is the chill too much for you? Rated for possible language in future chapters, along with possible drug use. Possible, not definite. STILL NEED CHARACTER. I'M BEGGING, YOU GUYS.
Alphas Series, Lisi Harrison - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2012
Cats are Amazing reviews
Kyo unwillingly befriends an annoying foreign girl with some 'special powers'. Who, after an encounter with Akito, finds out about the cat's room and starts a rebellion! Who will emerge the victor? In the words of some French dudes, 'Vive la Revolution! ON HAITUS BECAUSE I SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO WRITE.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,604 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Kyo S.
Challenge Accepted reviews
Tamaki and his cousin are playing a new game, the 'who's club is better' game. His host club vs. her hostess club. Problem is, the hostess club doesn't exist yet. Characters have been chosen, sorry and thanks for all the awesome submissions! On haitus until I can think of a good plot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Tamaki S.
iPod Shuffle Challenge
10 short drabbles, all set to different songs. Contains Tamaki x Haruhi, Kyoya x Renge, Ranka x Kotoko, and male x female of your choice. WARNING: Slight OOC-ness, done at 3 in the morning.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Haruhi F. - Complete