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-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
-I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.
-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.
-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
-If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only
-Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder
-Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend,
-If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
-Whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tried slamming a revolving door!
-How is it possible to have a civil war?
-Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
-Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
-A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
Pick Up-line and shut downs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
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