Isabella Auditore
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Joined 01-29-12, id: 3676009, Profile Updated: 05-27-14
Author has written 13 stories for Gone, Harry Potter, Portal, Doctor Who, Avengers, Sherlock, My Little Pony, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Star Trek: 2009.

First things first- I am a complete and total, no excuses, no hiding it, no denial, complete and utter nerd. That's far from being a bad thing in my books, I just felt the need to explain that. Because of that, my stories will often contain references to science fiction series, such as Doctor Who, Star Trek, Big Bang Theory and Agents of SHIELD. Oh, don't forget The Walking Dead!
I will probably mention my preference for Marvel over DC, so please don't hate me! D:
Here, have some quotes to brighten your day:

"Roses are red, violets are blue, 4 8 15 16 23 42." So… it's not Penny's boat?!
"Fezes are red, the TARDIS is blue, I have two hearts, I give both of them to you." Ahaha, nah, that's not true. My two hearts already belong to someone!
"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath." Jeez, get your facts straight.
"Use the Force, Harry" -Captain Jean-Luc Gandalf of the Millennium Falcon 9000
"Everypony is best pony." Just ignore the parasprites, Flutters.
"I have a tank." ... "We have a Daryl." A wild tank appears! Daryl uses grenade. It's super-effective!
"RageGamingVideos… Awkward for everyone involved." That boat's a boat!
"His first thought was that Howard would be p*ssed. His second thought was that Sam would be even more p*ssed."
Orc… you released the Drake, didn't you?

Also, my Pen-name is a reference to Assassin's Creed, in case you didn't know. If you wanna read an AC fanfic containing Isabella Auditore, I suggest looking up my Twin's account, Aine Hathaway. The story's called 'Auditore Feallmharfoiri', as in the Irish for Assassin. She has a bunch of brilliant stories besides that one, so be sure to check her stuff out!

Oh, and don't forget my sister-in-law, Amy Choiseul! If you are reading this, Ash, the Lupin hug is pending. I repeat- the Lupin hug is pending. Unless, of course, you demand one. :)

Tibura- his arms open this bio as fact, since I can only wish you Kaplach if you believe.

-Isabella Auditore-

(PS I'm a Brony… Please tolerate my random singing and cute references!)

My friends have done these, so I figured I would to. Ignore, if ya want! :D

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED UP so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTES so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBIE.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm FINISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk
I wear glasses so I MUST be a NERD

Black Wolf by Amy Choiseul reviews
Aisling and her two friends along with her two cousins and her friend's older brother thought that they were completely safe from being found by other aliens, obviously they were wrong, as they find both the doctor 9th doctor and his brother 10th doctor in their houses, something brought them to Ireland, did the TARDIS do it on purpose? What happens when the doctors find out?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor
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Frienemies Forever reviews
(Sequel to 'Forcing Fluttercord') Four years have passed since Delta arrived in Equestria. Living as a writer on the edges of the Everfree, the pegasus has everything she ever wanted - friends, peace and ponies. Everything seems perfect. Of course nothing can stay peaceful. Around her, things are happening that she can't predict. With everything changing, will they ever find peace?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2014 - OC
Forcing Fluttercord reviews
Sequel to 'Begrudged Tolerance is Magic'. Discord and Delta are in Equestria! Well, that's normal for Discord, but poor Delta's a little shaken up. She's not used to the whole 'pony' thing. Until she gets home, she needs something to do. Changing Discord and Fluttershy's relationship seems like a good place to start! But has Delta's arrival caused damage nopony can fix?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,837 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Fluttershy, Discord, OC - Complete
The Q Problem reviews
The Q Continuum were fascinated by the changes made to the timeline of the Universe by the grieving Romulan, Nero. Now, humanity's future has changed. Someone is sent to oversee these changes, and isn't exactly thrilled to be stuck with humans for the foreseeable future. Especially when it means spending time with the Enterprise's crew. ((Four OCs. Rated T for Q in general.))
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Q, OC
Begrudged Tolerance is Magic reviews
Long story short, I agreed to help Discord take over Earth. So sorry! Anyway, in return, he's allowing me to write a few one-shots about him, with the rule that for every fluff chapter, the next has to help him take over. Alas, Discord loves interrupting, so he spends most of his time trying my patience. ((Author is a character. Rated T just in case for the non-fluff chapters!))
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,322 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Discord - Complete
The Tales of Morstan and Holmes reviews
With the Watsons busy with married life, Sherlock is left alone. Things are certainly not the same. Solving cases has lost almost all its fun without a sidekick to show off to. Well, until he remembers the other Morstan. [3x3 Spoilers][Mentions Johnlock feelings]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sherlock H., OC
Keep Your Friends Close reviews
Three SHIELD Agents are assigned to guard the God of Mischief, confined in Stark Tower. They grow attached to the Avengers. When Agent Jess Tyler starts to befriend Loki, relationships become complicated. Old allies become foes. Hearts are broken. In the end, remember to keep your friends close, but always keep your enemies closer. [3x OCs] [OC/Stark] [OC/Thor] [OC/Hawk]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Grounded reviews
The 10th Doctor's TARDIS has abandoned him on Earth, forcing him to live amongst humans for a few months. What starts out like a nightmare soon becomes one of the Doctor's greatest adventures as he battles mundane tasks, like grocery shopping, clothes shopping and a part-time job! His neighbours think he's just a madman. How long will it take for one of them to realise the truth?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2013 - 10th Doctor
Of Rubber Ducks and Soap reviews
"Wheatley?" Chell's voice came out as a whisper. The tall man froze, water dripping from his red hair and off-white shirt. "How did you..?" He gazed at Chell with those unnaturally blue eyes, his square-edged glasses askew. The silence lasted for about a minute. "Wait, you can talk!" Contains human!Wheatley and lots of Chelley! Rated T for possible language and I'm paranoid.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,760 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Schrodinger's Cat? reviews
"Remember Schrodinger's cat?" Sam croaked. A vague memory of one boring science lesson came to Dekka's mind. "Sort of." "It's like Astrid's the cat. We have no idea if she's alive or dead, so she's, in a way, both." R&R! Sekka pairing :D
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Dekka, Sam T. - Complete
SPLAT Goes the Drakie! reviews
This is a request from AuthorOfTheFuture for a Drake/Dekka story set in FEAR. Hope I did okay! Uh... Terrible title... "Well, it is you, little Katie." Shut it, Drake. Rated T for Drake's language!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Drake M., Dekka - Complete
Only a Kid reviews
Brianna's only a kid. She may be 'The Breeze', but she's still only a kid. Drake/Brianna pairing. One-chapter only. Suitable for all apart from Drake's sick mind. :
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Brianna/The Breeze, Drake M. - Complete
Maybe Tomorrow reviews
Okay, that title fails... I'm sorry! Anyways, this is a story set in the Marauders' time. Usually, everyone's friends with them, but in this it's a little different. A little OC love, won't say with who. ; Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Marauders
When Everything Changes reviews
Kaitlin Maye's fourteen years old,lives in the FAYZ as part of 'the King's Army', Irish and a tad lovesick. Oh, and she hears voices. Enjoy! Rated T just in case, but don't worry. It'll never get too bad! DrakeXOC
Gone - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Drake M., unknown