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Joined 01-29-12, id: 3676091, Profile Updated: 11-08-12
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

Mega(many) and Lor ( books and knowledge)

I am a fanfiction writer, obviously, and am devoted to these stories:

Harry Potter (Best series in the world, nothing compares to it), Hunger Games(sadly, second place ti Harry Potter), and Percy Jackson( the movies are bad but the books are good)

I am now on FictionPress! But my name is still Megalor9. I don't have anything on there at all... So don't bother checking!

Disclaimer: All the ideas, settings, and characters are not mine. They belong to their said authors. I am not worthy of such power.

Disclamier to the Disclaimer: Well, actually, I am worthy cause I'm amazing, but I choose not to use the authors characters.

Disclaimer to the Disclaimer of the Disclamier: Don't sue. I do not have a lawyer with me right now.


Quote Section:

From one of the best comedy series ever, Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy:

The Universe:

Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow, that's big," time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.

Population: None

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there most be a finite number of inhabited worlds. And finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any person you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

DISTRICT FIVE MALE TRIBUTE IN THE STORY: BLOOD DREAMS

So enough about me, go read my stories. Because you're wasting your time writing on myprofile. I'on honestly no good at writing status updates... :(

NOTICE: THIS IS FOR MY HUNGER GAMES STORY, Trailing Blood.

The Doomed Register:
District One:
Female tributes:
Metallic Gold Sterling, age 15, XOXOFutureFrame
Barbie Westeros, age 17, drinkthatliqourstore
Yuu Kazuki Trieze, age 16, CrimsonSeige
Emile Crow, age 18, wjjwmsnw5
Male Tributes:
Xader Zhelgholzchiks, AKA Zel (thank goodness for the nickname!), age 16, CrimsonSeige
Darkus Shimmer, age 15, Depths0fth3s3a
Excalibur McTreaty, age 17, Natsumikan r0cks and rules
Arcyne Kierran's re-incarnation (name unknown), age ???, Avakris.
District Two:
Female Tributes:
Malificent Angelica Devalious, age 14, Stardust Terrastar
Aureliana Saunders, age 18, the epic bookworm
Mesa Stone, age 17, KPMellark
Aureculia ViPointe, age 16, VividlyCloudyDreams
Male tributes:
Julius August, Age 17, PandaHeroIzy
Cyrus Fitz, age 18, Future Starkid Member
Trin Maplegrove, age 18, Wizard Way
Blade Agawara,age 18, Megalor9
District Four:
Female tributes:
Reef Riptide, Age 15, Pinkbookworm7
Isis Vanity, Age 16, ShadowDragon654
Elvira Vinneria, Age 15, Insanity.and.Vanity
Luminesque Pygmy, Age 16, JuneTwentieth
Male Tributes:
Caleb Storm, Age 16, Munamana
Thane Storm, Age 18, Munamana
Runyon Ogilvy, Age 15, VividlyCloudyDreams
Adrianus Johan, age 16, Tinkerbell980

Now review TRailing Blood, please?

Hogwarts Class of the Week I thought it would be fun to introduce some new classes to Hogwarts. I mean, come on, they don't have that many courses. And now there is something to look forward to every week. I'll update it every Sunday. I hope. YEah. Right. Sorry for supporters who enjoyed this story, but I've basically abandoned it.


Trailing Blood, my fourth or so submit-your-own-tribute kind of thing. It has all Careers in it, because that's just more awesome. I'm still surprised at myself at why I couldn't come up with something awesome for this bit...

The Fifth Quarter Quell This is the 125th Hunger Games, where the tributes must go into the arena with their beloved brother or sister. This will create an epic Games, with 48 tributes lives' on the line.

Unbearable Torture I honestly can't stand when people talk about sports, cause I don't know what they're talking about. Written for the Detention Challenge.

Vandals at Hogwarts This is a humorous mystery I wrote for the Veritaserum Challenge. I don't own any brands like Kool-Aid. Abandoned.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, Ratt9, ScatteredSands, XRomanoHetaliaX, Kika-Vocaloid-08 Italy Lover99, ShadowDragon654, Megalor9

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Multi-tasking to the extreme)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I've been looking for a contest like this for a while.)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (As opposed to what?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (It's only a suggestion, folks)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (You don't say?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But I'm a multi-tasker! I'll iron my clothes and dry hair while I'm asleep!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Why else would I take it?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... outer space?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I have some ideas as to the meaning of this, but they're all too inappropriate.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Thanks for telling me that, I needed to know that.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." ( You don't say?)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents on this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (I'm sure that there was a lot of this happening somewhere in the world... What are they doing in Sweden?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity! Copy and paste this into your profile!

TRY THESE LINKS:

This is for my OCFest story, just for the fun of my readers :D

/ms-test --That is the Official Mary Sue test. (The official score of Andromeda Darling Pumpkin Queen DiMare is 100-which stands for Iredeemable-Sue xDxD)

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The Grand Finale by LenoreDeAmor reviews
28 tributes will go into the arena. 8 tributes will emerge from the area as victors, but only one can be the ultimate winner. This is the story of the final Hunger Games, and it's not going to disappoint.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,077 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 2/16/2012
Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
To Be Determined by Nalia-R reviews
I've realized that what's worse then knowing a certain number of kids have to die each year, is knowing that you're going to be one of them. As a matter of fact it sucks. Monumentally. Set during the 250th Hunger Games. AU, SYOT
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,341 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Other tributes
Isis Swift: Underdog by VividlyCloudyDreams reviews
Isis is a loud-mouthed, fiery community home girl who just happens to be in the Hunger Games. What will she do to get back home and show Panem that underdogs can win against the lapdogs? T just in case it gets gory in the games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,232 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Other tributes
Blood Dreams by 24 and 24 reviews
Unfortunate souls - those of the innocent - taken away so freely and cruelly. No one's safe. Everyone's hunted. For every step they take, someone else is willing to go to any extreme to slit their throats. Love, loss, betrayal beyond words - these Games are nothing short of a sight to see. Follow the tributes' footsteps as twenty-four authors create the Thirty-seventh Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 142,260 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Other tributes
Supernatural Hunger Games SYOT by JadeBlueIvy reviews
A repost, because the other one got deleted. Watch supernatural characters compete in the Hunger Games! Edward Cullen, Percy Jackson, Luke Skywalker: watch them and more fight to the death! Closed, but still in progress.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012
Tears of Blood by 24tributes24authors reviews
24 tributes, 24 authors, the 24th Hunger Games. 24 writers come together to write a Hunger Games of epic proportions. Only 1 will survive while 23 other authors' dreams get crushed as they watch their characters die. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 70 - Words: 351,288 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Other tributes, Caesar F. - Complete
Field Trip of Doom by WizardWay reviews
Agatha Sporx was a good Muggle Studies teacher, she really was. But attempting to orchestrate a field trip to Universal Studios Orlando in the US was a bit beyond her. Especially with the infamous Marauders in her class...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
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Once Sane reviews
The man labeled 'Male Morphling' was like all victors. He was once sane, once his own person, and has his own story. But his story is slightly different than most tales of victory. Read as this man, at age sixteen, attempts to conquer the Games in his own head as well as the one he participates in.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Male Morphling, Other tributes
Trailing Blood reviews
To stamp out any thought of rebellion, to crush any strand of resistance against the Capitol, we need one of the bloodiest Games yet. When every single other tribute knows exactly how to kill you, it's never going to be easy for the tributes of the 175th Annual Hunger Games. Read, review, and cheer for your favorites as they fight to the death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,909 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Other tributes
OCFest: The 74th Hunger Games reviews
A Hunger Games parody. And now, presenting the most intricate breed of characters, the 'Mary Sue', the most perfect character in all of writing. Cheer and laugh as I throw one of them, Anastasia Darling Pumpkin Queen DiMare, into the rough, ragged universe of Panem. And then keep reading to see if there is an end to the madness of OC-Fest; for example, Mary Sue dies...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Other tributes, Gale H.
Upside Down, with added silly string reviews
Written for the Fudge Humilitaion Contest. When Fudge and Umbridge turn up in Hogwarts on the same day, it calls for Fred or is it George? 's silly string invention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2012 - C. Fudge - Complete
The Fifth Quarter Quell reviews
The tributes are submitted. The Games have begun. This year tributes will have to protect their loved ones in the arena. The Games Have started! Who will emerge victorious? You'll just have to read... We have a victory!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,621 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Magical Creatures 101 reviews
Every week I have a new way to tell the Harry Potter story,through the eyes of a magical creature. Flobberworms, Buckbeak, a giant squid, what else? You can submit an idea for this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - OC
Snape's fate reviews
Ron and Harry accidentally do a spell wrong, and Hagrid finds a strange and odd creature that has a weird, hook-like nose... Written for the Oh, Hagrid challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Severus S.
Hogwarts Class of the Week! reviews
Every week there will be a new class for Hogwarts students to take. Let's see what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
Vandals of Hogwarts reviews
There's been vandalism outside Dumbledore's office. And no one can remove the graffiti except the vandal. So who did it? written for the Veritaserum challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Albus D.
Unbearable Torture reviews
Tonks finds herself in detention with who else but Ludo Bagman. See if she survives mindless Quidditch talk. Written for the Detention Challenge by Wizard Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Ludo B., N. Tonks
The new Hunger Games reviews
Peeta had planned this from the beginning. He would eliminate Katniss Everdeen. He would win the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.