Author has written 97 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Twilight, X-Men: Evolution, Elfen Lied, Partholon series, Battle Royale, Criminal Minds, Hellboy, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, X-Men, Charmed, Lost Girl, Smallville, Supernatural, Thor, Merlin, and Avengers.
WARNING: If I DELETE a fic then it's going no where, and I have no intention of finishing it, so DO NOT pester me to put it back up! Unfortunately deletion happens more then I care to admit, because I have so much going on, that and like Michelangelo and his sculptures I am a perfectionist and extremely fickle. If I think something is muck, regardless of feedback, I WILL take it down and it'll be placed either straight in the bin, or put aside for a redo. Either way, don't ask me to repost it, it'll get you nowhere.
Name: Emma, Emza, Emz, Em, Emzy (Whichever you prefer I also answer to bitch.)
D.O.B: 12 July
Race: Human (Though it's debatable)
Weight: Hunnie i won't admit it to myself, what makes you think I'll tell you????
Star Sign: Cancer
Chinese New Year Animal: Snake (Do I like snakes? Absoluuuuutely! My fave is the kingsnake!)
Tattoo's: One-On my Lower Back (I intend to add to it)
Piercings: 7, all in my ears
Pet's: Maxine (Max) My Rottweiler :) Tobias (Boa Constrictor)
Muse: Loki, Remy LeBeau and Spencer Reid. They moved in a while back and won't leave!! O.O
Location: Ireland, the Republic of Ireland specifically. The only reason I'm bothering on putting this here, is because every time I come on, FFN has changed me to the United Kingdom and NO for those thinking the stupid question. The UK and ROI are NOT the same thing!! -_-
COMPLETED FANFICTIONS SINGULAR:
-In the Spring Comes the Rose: A Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction: MULTI-CHAPTER
-Abyss: A Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Cadence Of His Last Breath: A X-Men: Evolution Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Darkest Night: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Flame Of My Heart: A Yu-Gi-Oh!/X-Men: Evolution Crossover Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Forever After: A Twilight/Merlin Crossover Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Goddess On The Horizon: A Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Hero in Disguise: A Yu-Gi-Oh!/X-Men: Evolution Crossover Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Kindred Spirit: A Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Meadows Of Heaven: A Yu-Gi-Oh!/Twilight Fanfiction Crossover: ONE-SHOT
-On The Other Side: A Criminal Minds/Batman Begins-Dark Knight Crossover Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Sadistic Desires: A Battle Royale Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Shadows That Walk Beside Me: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Sing Sweet Nightingale: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Tears Laughs And A Happy Ending: A Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Twice Shy: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Withered Rose: An Elfen Lied Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Desperate Measures and Raw Wounds: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-On Thy Wings: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Stay In Shadow: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: MULTI-CHAPTER
-Aconitum: A Criminal Minds/Hellboy Fanfiction Crossover: ONE-SHOT
-Heart's Fear: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Ocean Born: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Falling Star: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Night's Reflection: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Discord and Paradise: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Blue Eyes Warrior: A Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-A Boy, A Butler And A Vampire: An Artemis Fowl Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-On The Other Side Of The Spectrum: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: MULTI-CHAPTER
-Have A Care: A Criminal Minds/X-Men Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Blackout: A Criminal Minds/X-Men Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Confessions: A Criminal Minds/X-Men Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Morning After: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Making Friends: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Sweet As Cherry Wine: A Criminal Minds/X-Men Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-By The Pale Moonlight: A Criminal Minds/Harry Potter Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Soulless: A Criminal Minds/Supernatural Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Little Star: A Thor Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Douceur: A Criminal Minds/X-Men Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Black Eyes, Blue Tears: A Criminal Minds/Supernatural: ONE-SHOT
COMPLETED FANFICTIONS INCLUDING SEQUELS, SAGAS ETC ETC:
The Building Bridges Universe:
-Building Bridges: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Pitter Patter: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Sweet Child Of Mine: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Let It Snow: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Where The Darkness Lies: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: MULTI-CHAPTER
-Stepping Time: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Forever Home: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Dearest Mother: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
The A touch of Pixie dust Duo:
-A Touch Of Pixie Dust: A Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Chaos Is She: A Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
The Radiant Sunshine And Wistful Moon Duo:
-Radiant Sunshine And Wistful Moon: A Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-On The Edge Of Madness: A Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
The SDTTW Duo:
-Seven Days To The Wolves: A Criminal Minds/X-Men Crossover Fanfiction: MULTI-CHAPTER - -Winner For Best Slash Romance 2014
The Serenade Universe:
-Serenade: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
The Impressions Duo:
-First Impressions: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Angel Out Of Sight: A Criminal Minds Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
The Survival Trilogy:
-Survival: A Criminal Minds/X-Men Crossover Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
The Never Say Duo:
-Never Say Die: A Criminal Minds/X-Men Crossover Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
The Fae, Fae World Saga:
-Behind These Hazel Eyes: A Criminal Minds/Lost Girl Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Love Was Like A Flower: A Criminal Minds/Lost Girl Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Take My Sorrows: A Criminal Minds/Lost Girl Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
Take Me Trilogy:
-Take Me To Church: A Criminal Minds/X-Men Fanfiction: ONE-SHOT
-Take Me Home: A Criminal Minds/X-Men Fanfiction: THREE-SHOT
-Aftermath: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Someway, Somehow: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Dream Catcher: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Journey: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Disconnected: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Shadow Walker: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Pierced: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Fenced In: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Midnight Moon: A Criminal Minds Poem
-In Between: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Slip Away: A Charmed Poem
-A Sinner's Paradise: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Spiritual Essence: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Swallowed Midnight: A Lost Girl Poem
-Fabled Truth: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Ground Assault: A Criminal Minds Poem
-Protected: A Criminal Minds/X-Men Poem
-Double Minded: A Thor Poem
-Lost: A Thor Poem
-Echo: A Supernatural Poem
DEVIANT ART ACCOUNT:
FACEBOOK: Intothewilds Fanfiction
My personal Rambles:
My view on Reviewing:
Ooookay, so, where reviewing is concerned I value one thing above anything else HONESTY. Do not tell me my fics are wonderful, and breath-taking if that isn’t the case. Don’t lie to me and insult my intelligence, I won’t appreciate it!
I’ll also tell you that when reviewing myself—even for my best girlies and guys—I will be completely truthful. If you deserve praise you’ll get it, if you need a figurative kick up the butt, you’ll damn well get it and tough shit if you don’t like it.
I’m never mean, I won’t start telling you, ‘you suck so give up,’ I’ll just tell you where you need to improve and when I do, you can either take my advice or don’t. I honestly don’t care, but DO NOT mail me back and give me MEANINGLESS excuses as to why your stories are poor. First off I don’t give two monkeys why your work is bad and second, whiner-babies are what I eat for breakfast!!
Any writer who refuses to fix their work under the excuse of ‘it was just for fun’ and ‘I don’t have the time,’ then you are not only a LAZY writer, but you shouldn’t be writing in the first place!!!
If you won’t write properly, regardless if it’s for fun or a 500 page novel, then you shouldn’t write at all! It’s an insult to those of us who bust are butts to do it correctly!!
I also implore writers to GET THE FACTS before setting out to do any form of writing; nothing is more annoying then when a story makes no sense because of a factual mistake.
Most people I review for intend to leap into a career in writing, a majority I have reviewed for need to seriously improve before they get anywhere and at least sixty percent of these individuals between fanficton.net and occasionally Quizilla have torn my head off because I gave them a negative review—My words to them and others like them.
“Get your big boy/girl pants on and deal! If you think I’m bad, try yourself out with the real world, I’m the goldfish, they’re the sharks and they will eat you alive!”
My two cents,
Don’t like it? I don’t care!
My View of the 50 shades trilogy:
This could turn into a serious rant, but EL James irks me to that point where ranting can’t be helped!
Her repetition of the word 'murmur' nearly had me eating the book, at one count she had 'murmur' six times on a single page, which only portrays her writing ability as amateur at best. (That is the nicest thing I can actually say about it!)
Saying things such as 'Medulla oblongata' in the place of 'brain' may be ok once, but every few pages it's just irritating and DOES NOT present the writer as creative with words! It just shows someone attempting to be smart with words they barely understand!
And lastly fifty shades is not a love story, it is barely the smut porn it’s been dubbed. It is three books of pure dribble, demeaning sex and a badly written manual on how to degrade women to their very lowest. Not to mention that it pisses me off that the 50 shades trilogy started off as a Twilight Fanfiction. In my eyes that's not writing, it's a half assed attempt at plagiarism and yet the fool is a bloody best seller and yet I know at least 10 people (including myself) who cannot get published for busting our butts with something we didn't just throw together on a whim with characters based off of characters that weren't theirs to begin with!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rant over, sorry, but it had to be said :/
My view on the creature that is Miley Cyrus:
Now, I do not fall into the typical cycle of hating celebrities at random. Examples such as Kirsten Stewart and Justin Bieber come to mind. They irk me, but I cannot say—like quite a few—that I actually hate them.
Then you enter Miley Cyrus and my blood positively boils.
Once upon a time I actually loved her music, I enjoyed her singing both as Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus and I’m not ashamed to admit that. Hell, when I was heavily pregnant myself and my cousin went to see the Hannah Montana movie and I did enjoy it! It was very well done.
Then enter hormones, poor self image (My guess not that she has actually confirmed this) and a very crude idea of what a musician should look like and what do you come up with? A hooker in fancy make up.
To put it bluntly I’d set the bitch on fire (Hmm maybe not but I can fantasize) and why? Because Miley is making it okay to be a whore in image. She promotes drinking; partying and I don’t care in that horrible attempt of music called ‘We can’t stop’ she says drugs are okay, at least that is the impression I got!!
Now that...that thing once upon a time was an idol for thousands of young impressionable girls all over and unfortunately she still is.
Clearly she doesn’t care what those same girls and others are learning from her now. Whatever was innocent and good about Cyrus has been corroded, not matured, just corroded and left to fester in God knows what.
I pity the girl to an extent, she keeps up her idea of being the bad girl and she’ll land herself into a world of trouble and no one will be there to save her.
My View On Katie Hopkins and the hell that awaits her:
Katie Hopkins is a name I have come to hate.
Usually celebrities do not bother me in the slightest. I laugh off their crap, but this woman is a volatile, mouthy, anal retentive bitch who tears down people to make her feel bigger. Attacking the unemployed, bashing stay home mothers and making remarks about Lily Allen’s weight achieve what exactly? There is a word for people like her. Bully. Short and simple and I hope the day will come when someone will verbally destroy her.
I’ve come to the conclusion that this woman is a publicity seeking whore. She is famous only for insulting those around her and at the end of the day what sort of achievement is that? She’ll get to tell her children in years to come that people know her for her snobbery, and her superiority that hasn’t been seen since Hitler.
See you in hell bitch!
I’ll save you a seat.
Okay, this can vary as time goes on and funnily in my life as a Fanfiction writer, since about 2004? Before I ever discovered Fanfiction sites, I have had only three yes THREE characters that I thoroughly could not get enough of. I mean these guys have an entire file room each in my head and the plot bunnies run rampant whenever they get the chance. It’s scary, irritating, means I zone out at the most inopportune moments and my daydreaming tends to end with getting smacked upside the head—not fun to say the least!!
1) Kurt ‘Nightcrawler’ Wager of the X-Men: Evolution Fandom: I was one hundred percent, totally obsessed with this character for a time of hmm two years. He was the star, the Omega, the be all and end all of my Fanfiction universe. I have countless works, both canon and non-canon, mainly ending up with a darker edge in the AU sense. I tended to make Kurt very badass, I even—do not hurt me—had him end up on numerous occasions a victim of the weapon X project and I cringe at my childish fantasy of him being Logan’s son. Don’t ask, not sure why that always ended up the scenario, it was a tad better then my even immature need to give him random powers that made no sense—Yes I was one of those! I can’t recall if I ever gave him a love interest and if I did it was female—this was before my discovery of how scrummy Yaoi is—Anyway my love of this Character fell to a quiet murmur after I discovered a different love. Yu-Gi-Oh!
2) Atem/Yami/Pharaoh of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Fandom: Okay I don’t think obsessed quite covers it, because even some obsessions can be considered healthy. You just know you’ve gone from being obsessed to bordering on somewhat clinically insane when not only does this character become like your imaginary best friend, but you try forcing his greatness upon others. Not an easy feat considering in the year 2006 I was 17 and most people I knew would rather peel their skin off then watch Yu-Gi-Oh! Or any such anime. In 2006 I attempted my first ever Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction, which would turn out to be the first ever fic I posted online, on Quizilla at the time. I recently posted a tidied up chapter of Goddess on the Horizon here on FFN, the rest I burned!! Like seriously, it made me flinch. I pride myself on my ability seven years later, but at age 17? Yeah, I hadn’t a friggin’ clue! Basic skill, but lacking finesse.
The first Yu-Gi-Oh! Fic I ever had the pleasure of reading was on Quizilla called Royal Attraction. It reached 45 chapters and was sadly never completed, but it was my first taste of real Fanfiction, since up to that point I thought this whole idea of writing my own version of these things was purely a bizarre little quirk that I had, but then I discovered I wasn’t alone! There were other crazy sonofbitches just like me! Whoop! After I wrote several others, until the major site change on Quizilla when I lost pretty much all my work—RAGE—sadly I only had bits and pieces back-upped (Yes a lesson well learnt!) and no way in hell was I restarting from scratch, that and Quizilla had hit a big Fail.
I was depressed, pissed off. The site was a horrendous joke, the new layout abysmal and suddenly anybody with internet could post. Writing ability hit a serious all time low and fed up I went site hunting, hoping for a new place to start afresh, which is how in 2010 I discovered FFN. Delighted, ecstatic I posted a new fic, it was working out brilliantly! Until a hacker—who shall rename nameless—came about and ruined my fun. The account was abandoned, but I would later return in 2012 with my debut fic Moon Dance, which is coming along swimmingly I might add and shows my tendency to dabble with Gender-Bending tee hee. Which brings us to obsession number three and my current one.
NOTE: Since then Moon Dance has been left as a ONE-SHOT
3) SSA Dr Spencer Reid of the Criminal Minds Fandom: This was a quite by accident discovery one bored week a couple of months ago. I was trying to find something worth watching on TV, and found they were having CM back to back. Now I had watched this show on occasion and found that I quite enjoyed it, and after a few random episodes through-out season 6 and 7, my curiosity was piqued and I located a site where I could watch the seasons from the very beginning, which is how I discovered Spencer Reid. One thing I love about Spencer? He reminds me so much of one my best friends, which is possibly the biggest reason I’m drawn to him. His shy awkwardness makes me smile and I’m sorry but how many times do you just wanna reach out and cuddle him? Like seriously!! Anyway my fix could not be met merely with the Episodes...especially since the cut-off point on the net is Season 8 episode 9, before you’re required to pay for viewage, a fact I can’t afford and it’s gonna take a while to get the box-sets, which is how myself and the FFN search engine became acquainted most enthusiastically over the words CRIMINAL MINDS and SPENCER REID. This is how I discovered the yummy pairing of ReidxMorgan. ReidxHotch is a close second, but I loooooove me some chocolate and Vanilla.
Anyway let the addiction reign—and by God is it an addiction—staying up til 4am to read fiction is something I never did before Spencer Reid. It began with oooo that’s really good, and ooo how cute, quickly mutating to the big question of ‘What if...?’ Which is how I am now a writer of the Criminal Minds fandom myself and so far I’m enjoying it. My top Five authors of the Criminal Minds Genre are as follows:
1). http://www.fanfiction.net/u/951853/Sandylee007 She is absolutely without a doubt phenomenal! Her work absolutely is breath taking, with her story The Demon’s Child one of my absolute favourites. I highly recommend her.
2). http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1749768/seditionary Another absolutely brilliant writer. It takes a lot and I mean A LOT to catch my attention, but Seditionary’s story Promises of Paradise was just OH MY GOD!!! It’s all I can say. I urge you to give this CM writer a shot, because Seditionary’s work is truly heartwarming.
3). http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2370739/criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak Love her! Friggin’ love her!! Her MorganxReid series is bloody brilliant! I was on the edge of my seat so many times it was un-fudging-believable! A definite for the reading lists, seriously!
4). http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4246437/SpencerRemyLvr Looooove this author. His fic What happens in Vegas is on top of my lists of all time favourites. Read Reaaaad READDDDDD!
5). And finalllllly http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2767234/JustJasper A must read, I mean it! You will be glued to your laptop I can promise you.
FAVOURITE AUTHORS AND BOOKS:
Oh God, the list is endless; we may be here for quite some time establishing my all time favourites. Eeeeh, well top of the list is:
J.D. Robb/Nora Roberts: Writer of the fabulous In Death Series!!!
J.R. Ward: Writer of the sexiest novels ever! The Black Dagger Brotherhood Series!
J.K. Rowling: Author of Harry Potter
Richelle Mead: Writer of so many good novels, The Georgina Kincaid series, Vampire Academy and my current favourite, The Bloodlines Series! Though the last book in her Dark Swan Series sucked! Thanks to a really shitty ending :/
Eoin Colfer: Best Irish fantasy writer ever! I adore the Artemis Fowl Series!!
P.C. and Kristen Cast: Authors of the fantastic Vampire Series the House of Night Novels!
Jodi Picoult: Mega depressing, but I love her entire collection of novels! House Rules and Plain Truth were my favourite :)
Cecelia Ahern: She’s fantastic! I just finished reading her latest novel The Time of Her life!
Elizabeth Vaughan’s: She writes a killer fantasy series known as The Warland Chronicles, although I was a little disappointed with the ending of book 4. :-/
Cassandra Clare: I loved her series The Mortal Instruments, her series The Infernal Devices, Jem Carstairs nom nom!! Ha Ha
Suzanne Collins: The fab author of The Hunger Games triology! Gonna see the first movie on the 23rd March, hell yeah!!- - I came, I saw and it was Awesome!!!
Lian Hearn: Author of Tales Of The Otori, 5 of my favourite books, a fantasy world based on Japanese culture :)
Karen Chance: Author of The Cassandra Palmer Series and my all time favourite Dorina Basarab Series.
Andrea Cremer: Author of The Nightshade trilogy.
Frank Beddor: Author of The Looking Glass Wars trilogy.
Maria V Snyder
Jennifer Lynn Barnes
Ooookay that’s just the few I can think of, seriously, the list is endless!
NOVEL I'M CURRENTLY READING:
Vampire Diaries by L.J Smith
Copy and Paste:HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
Within Temptation, Nightwish, Evanescence, Paramore, Katy Perry, Christina Perri, Pink!, Kesha, Bryan Adams, Cascada, Aslan, Abba, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, Miley Cyrus (Don’t ask! She's a tramp, but I still like her music.), Lady Gaga, Coldplay, Olly Murs, Rhianna, Hilary Duff, Eifel 65, Avril Lavigne, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Limpbixkit, the Goo Goo Dolls, Sugarland, Maroon 5, Shania Twain, Shakira, Charlotte Church, Hayley Westerna, Jonas Brothers (Again…DON’T ASK!), JLS, Sugababes, Britney Spears, Meatloaf, Phil Collins, Taylor Swift, Adam Lambert, Fall Out Boy, Backstreet boys, Boyzone, Westlife, Michael Jackson, Lily Allen, Beyonce, Busted, the Corrs, Jen Scaturro, Ed Sheeran, Girls Aloud, Black Eyed Peas, Rizzle Kicks, Nicki Minaj, Little Mix and on and ooooon the list goes lol
FAVOURITE DAVID GUETTA FT: NICKI MINAJ SONG:
Docta docta, need you back home baby
My body needs a hero
Make me come alive
Oh you make it right
My body needs a hero
Make me come alive
Turn me on
FAVOURITE SONG FROM YU-GI-OH!
I'm stuck inside.
How much longer 'til I'm done?
It's on my mind,
How much longer 'til I'm done?
And here I go again, (here I go again,)
How much longer 'til I'm done?
SONG OF THE WEEK: Little Apple By The Chopsticks Brothers
And on and on the list could go ha ha!!
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS:
Of the little television I watch, these are my favourite:
-Criminal Minds (I'm so friggin' addicted it's not even funny!)
-Bedlam (Season 2)
-Smallville (Finally saw season 10!)
-Terra Nova (Cancelled -Cries- Still good though :) )
-CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Las Vegas baby! Can't stand the New York or Miami one)
-Law and Order SVU
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
Pokemon--Up as far as the Johto League
Mew Mew Power
Taylor Launter smothered in chocolate! (Oh wait, that’s what I want for Christmas! Ooops) lol
Seriously, I like anything with sugar in its content, I’m a total chocoholic!! And for the record Sugar hangovers exist! I’ve had SEVERAL!!
I like reading, anything that is in book format I swallow happily! :)
Writing, for two reasons, I like it and secondly it’s quite possibly the only thing I’m good at! Ha Ha!!
Dogs, I love them! Especially German Shepherds, the partner and I may be adopting one from a local shelter and I can’t wait!
Music, specifically Within Temptation, it’s my all time favourite band!
Art, I enjoy drawing and I enjoy going to art galleries.
Orlando bloom, hmmm nom nom
JEDWARD, With every fibre of my being!
Parents--Mine can rot for all I care :/
Nosey people, who do not know when to butt out!
My neighbours, their kids are EVIL!!!
Vegetables, they’re just so…so…HEALTHY!! (Mind you I am seriously health conscious despite that lol)
TV, it bugs the hell outta me, most of what is on it, I READ IT!! And my brain didn’t melt in the process!!
Unmannerly children, seriously controlling one’s infant is not rocket science I mind kids for a living and I have a wee munchkin of my own, those of you who allow your kids away with murder are IDIOTS!!
Dust, I'm highly allergic.
Church, I am not overly religious and I don’t agree with a lot of what the church vomits up.
Louis Spence! Ugh! For that man, I’m ready with a 45’ and shovel!!!
- -‘One does not turn up at the Vatican with one’s ass hanging out!’ - -Robert Langdon (Angels and Demons)
- - Eve: "Okay. But there go my plans to slip off and meet Pablo the pool boy for an hour of hot, sticky sex."
- -Roarke: "If you won't sleep, eat. You need something in your stomach. And what are you grinning at?"
- -“That's you," Wrath said. You shall be called the Black Dagger warrior Dhestroyer, descended of Wrath son of Wrath."
"But you'll always be Butch to us," Rhage cut in. "As well as hard-ass. Smart-ass. Royal pain in the ass. You know, whatever the situation calls for. I think as long as there's an ASS in there, it'll be accurate."
"How about bASStard?" Z suggested.
"Nice. I feel that.” - -The Brothers and Butch (Lover Revealed)
- -“Take off your coat."
- -“After a moment, Wrath turned to John. "This is Lassiter, the fallen angel. One of the last times he was here on earth, there was a plague in central Europe-"
- -In the beat of horrified silence, Eve studied K.T. down the length of the table.
"Yes, sir," Peabody said, shoulders hunched.
"You know how I occasionally mention the possibility of kicking your ass?"
"I'd term that as regularly, but yes, sir, I do."
"You may get the chance to watch me kick your fake ass while you sit comfortably on your own. That's an opportunity that doesn't come around every day."
- -Eve to Peabody, about K.T. (An actress who plays Peabody in the Icove movie.)
Eve: "Oh, Christ. Men. Look, you don't need to hide behind me or anybody. You're a tough, badass son of a bitch with a really big penis and balls of titanium steel. Okay?"
--Eve, Roarke - -Interlude in Death
Louise: "Funny isn't it, how you find someone when you've stopped looking."
--Eve, Louise Dimatto --Visions in Death.
“My lord...I can explain-," Louis-Cesare began, looking less than certain that he could do anything of the kind.
--Radu, Louis-Cesare - -Midnight's Daughter
“I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, a derringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrote wire in his watch, and three stun grenades concealed in various pockets. Anything else, Butler?”
--Artemis - -Artemis Fowl
"Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.”
--Artemis Fowl - -The Eternity Code
Reid: "Son of a bitch! Hey! Yes, this is Dr Spencer Reid, I can actually come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother--"
--Criminal Minds, Season Seven.
[Reid is pouring piles of sugar into his coffee]
Season 1, Criminal Minds
Derek Morgan: One of the drivers may have picked someone up off the meter.
Season 6, Criminal Minds
Derek Morgan: You've never been to New York?
Criminal Minds, Season 1
Emily Prentiss: Hey, Reid. Hotch wants to talk to you. What's wrong?
Criminal Minds, Season 7
ACCOUNT: S-E-M-I A-C-T-I-V-E!!!!!!
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