Wow... Long time since I been on here. I don't write anymore. Well, I might start up again, but I doubt it. I like reading instead. My favorite FANDOM not book or movie. NEVER the book or movie is Twilight. While I despise twitards, I like the fan fiction surrounding the believable characters... AKA Leah and Rosalie.
I have a big problem with a lot of things in Twilight. Not only is the main character a complete annoying, whiny, ignorant brat, but everyone seems to love her. Gimme a break... NO ONE would like the bitch IRL. Yes, I know its a book, but since it IS a book, that just means on thing- Bella is a Bella-Sue. Another thing... the vampires SPARKLE! I have like a bunch of things I can critique, but I don't feel like typing much atm, so I'll settle for one big rant:
Imprinting. Has anyone heard of anything more... RETARDED? I have read the Night World series by L. J. Smith, and while I usually love L. J. Smith, the whole "love at first sight" bullshit makes me want to gauge my eyes out. TRUE LOVE is not "Oh, I fell in love with you when I first saw you", its when you get to know someone, fall for them gradually, and as each day passes, you fall for them more and more. Or something like that. My belief is "Lust at first sight". And in Twilight, Sam even said that imprinting is for procreation. Umm... eww much? That's basically stating RIGHT THERE that its NOT about love, but about making little brats to continue on the line. It adds on to the creepiness, that not ONE, but TWO of the wolves imprint on children... little TODDLERS, for god sakes... I have more points, but I'm gonna come back and add, because its pissing me off just typing about it.
Series and favorite and l. favorite characters/favorite couples:
Favs- Leah Clearwater / Seth Clearwater / Jane / Rosalie / the Volturi / Jacob Blackpreimprinting... he was a more real character. And not a slave / Sam Uley preimprinting / all the humans in the books that seem to be considered lower than dirt just because Edward and Bella don't like them.
L. Favs- Bella / Edward / Sam and Emily post imprinting / Most of Sam's pack
Fav. couples: Leah/Jacob, Leah/Embry, Seth/Renesmee, Rosalie/Emmett
Couples must die: Bella/Edward, Sam/Emily
Leon / Claire / Jill /
Leon/Claire (Because Ada is too shady and too much of a deceiver for Leon. And the other girls just aren't even worth mentioning.)
Steve/Claire (Only if Leon died in some freak car accident or something and had no way of returning from the dead as a human)
Vampire Diaries (The BOOK cuz the television show is just an imitation of twilight with the character's names from the book... )
Cass Cain / Harley Quinn / Poison Ivy /Tim Drake / Dick / Barbara / Dinah /
Cass/Tim (guilty pleasure haha)
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